Chapter 72 Don't mess with your western restaurant
A real warrior will always be a sleeveless person. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Thursday, August 4, 2011
There are many first times in life, such as the first time wetting the bed, turning over, the first time we walk... But there are some first times that we can't forget, such as the first time we can't forget, the first time we feel the other person's heartbeat, and the first time we put the other person into **.
Eating Western food is no longer rare for a young man like me. You know, I'm also a person who has drunk coffee and been to KFC. Although I went in just to go to the bathroom, at least I've been there.
When Kong Ergou called me, I still felt a little wave in my heart. Foreign names are really hard to remember. Coffee is coffee, and you can't see it clearly. The cloth mentioned by Miao Ruyun just now. I have also seen the environment inside when walking, which feels very rural. Unexpectedly, I could enter through the main door openly today.
"Let's go out, the car has arrived!" When I said this, my voice made a trill.
Except for Zhang Dekai, who was hungry, who ran over quickly, the rest of the room did not respond positively. Uncle Yuanjie and the sloppy ghost were still talking and laughing, which directly made me ignore it.
Kong Ergou was waiting outside the door, and he didn't even get out of the car. Kong Ergou's wife, sitting in the co-driver's seat, was leaning her head and looking here.
The car did not turn off, and a black smoke erupted from behind the buttocks from time to time.
"Two dogs, come and sit down in the house. Shall we go there later?" Standing at the door, I greeted Kong Ergou.
"No, there is something wrong with the car. I dare not turn off the engine. Once the engine is turned off, it is not easy to start. The second dog's wife shouted.
The buttocks of the car spewed out a ball of black smoke cooperatively.
Nima, what a broken car, it's so lost to me.
"Come out quickly, can't you get to the place and talk about it? Is there anyone hungry?" I shouted angrily in the room.
This cry called out a few people in the room. The sloppy is still shouting, "Uncle, do you want to come back early? I'll wait for you?"
Uncle Yuanji saw Kong Ergou's car and was stunned in place. He asked me quietly, "Is this the car you mentioned?"
I looked at Fankong Ergou's car again. I haven't seen this car for a few days. I can't recognize it. The original color of the car body can't be seen, and the door is down, like a crippled leg. However, the black smoke spewing from the buttocks of the car is very pure. It feels like I just came back from Afghanistan.
Seeing the eyes shot by everyone, I coughed a few times and explained, "This car is big. You don't need to turn on the air conditioner when you run. It's environmentally friendly and low-carbon. How nice!"
However, I don't believe these words. If this car is not brought here, I don't want to take it. It's too embarrassing.
As soon as we entered, there was no seat in the back of the car. Kong Ergou's wife quickly pulled out a few horses from below and sent one to each of us. She explained, "I just pulled a piece of goods this afternoon, and the back seat has been dismantled. Let's make do with it first."
After saying that, Kong Ergou's wife also directed me and said, "Handsome, keep the car door. The door of this car is not tightly closed. Be careful and don't roll down again.
" Sit down, let's go, let's go!" Kong Ergou shouted excitedly in the driver's seat.
As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the broken car coughed a few times first, and black smoke came out of his buttocks. Finally, there were a few "sud" and the car stalled.
"Handsome, you go down and push it down first. The car may have a bad stomach these days, and it always stalls. Kong Ergou said shyly in front of him.
Nima, you should have talked about this car earlier. If you say that the car is like this earlier, I will go to take a taxi, so I don't have to be so faceless.
Although I thought so, I still honestly followed Kong Ergou's instructions and went down to push the cart with Old Cao.
The car emitted black smoke, which made us guys cough.
Kong Ergou stretched out his head and shouted anxiously, "Come up, come up!"
There are strange smells in the carriage. Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu both covered their noses and stared at me dissatisfiedly, with their eyes full of resentment.
I sniffled, as if the faint smell of blood mixed with coquettishness and smell, and the smell of perfume.
"What goods did you pull in the afternoon?" I asked Kong Ergou's wife.
"Don't you watch the news today? There was a traffic accident in Huangshaxi in the afternoon. We happened to pass by and pulled him to the funeral home? The guy who was hit was so miserable that his head went to one side. Kong Ergou's wife said and stroked.
Nima, I said there was a strange smell in the car? Also, we are going to have dinner. Do you want to disgust me by saying this now?
"Sister Miao, why don't we take a taxi?" Jiang Yingyu asked Miao Ruyun softly.
"It's okay. The car has been brushed a long time ago. What's the taboo about this? Man, the final destination is not the three-foot box. Kong Ergou's wife continued to speak in front.
After thinking about it, I took out the phone and called Xiaoxue: "Xiaoxue, you can just tell us not to wait for us in the western restaurant, and we won't just pick you up?" What, you don't know how to deal with your western restaurant?
"It's Bunon." Miao Ruyun quietly reminded me in the back.
"It's Bunonu. Yes, you can wait for us at the Buenonano Western Restaurant. Putting down the phone, I was a little embarrassed and muttered, "Foreign names are really hard to remember."
Who said no? The first time I went to drink coffee, the waiter asked me what coffee to drink. At that time, we were short-sighted and couldn't see what was written on the sign, so we said 'I can't see' to the waiter. The waiter knows how to pour me a cup of coffee. Later, I learned that it was called cappuccino. Zhang Dekai echoed.
When Kong Ergou's car came to Bunonano with gasp, I could clearly see that the waiter's eyes had changed. He trotted over and shouted, "We don't have any water here?"
Nima, have you ever seen so many people come to collect water?
"We are here for dinner!" I said loudly. It's really annoying to look down on people, which really makes me angry.
The waiter looked at us and saw many of us. He felt that he didn't want to collect water, so he directed us to park in the most inconspicuous corner of the parking lot.
As soon as the door opened, a group of people rushed out immediately. It's too suffocious inside. The strange smell has been lingering in the car, making everyone breathless.
I want to close the door, but no matter how hard I try. The door of the car, like a ** word, looks like Sister Feng, and is very weakly shrugged.
Kong Ergou came over with a chain and drove me aside. Lock the car door firmly. Finally, he pulled the door uneasily until the door closed tightly before leaving with satisfaction.
Nima, you are still so defensive. If I were a thief, I wouldn't steal such a car. If you are seen by your peers, it's no wonder you don't laugh at it. Thieves also need professional ethics.
"Handsome!" A delicate shout came into my ear. It turned out that Xiao Xue came.
As soon as the waiter saw the Audi A8 with Xiaoxue driving, he immediately greeted him and put us aside.
Xiao Xue came to us, and the waiter followed her with a smile and asked, "Beauty, how many are there?"
"I'm with them." Xiaoxue replied. After saying that, he pointed to us.
When the waiter saw Xiaoxue say that he was with us, he looked back and forth at us incredulously. However, he cleverly didn't say anything, but guided us into the restaurant.
It is said that people are divided into three or six different kinds. People are different from people, and horses and horses are different. When eating, you can distinguish clearly.
It's my first time to enter a western restaurant. I've heard most of the things on the menu, and I've seen some of them on TV. When it comes to eating, this is really the first time.
I'm dazzled by the appetizers, side dishes, desserts and so on. Westerners are really troublesome. Like here, there is a hole in the table and a pot in the hole. You can cook anything you want.
"Why don't we do the same?" Uncle Yuanji proposed. I guess it's his first time to come to a western restaurant.
"I'm free, as long as there is a spicy taste." Zhang Dekai, who only swept the dishes in front of him, buried his head and said inexplicably.
"Uncle, it's really wise. What a good idea it is. You can choose what you like. It's labor-saving and worry-free. Old Cao said approvingly on the side.
I was dizzy when I was looking at the menu. When I heard Uncle Yuanji's suggestion, of course I agreed.
"Little sister, little sister." Old Cao shouted at the top of his voice. The sound is very loud in the living room.
The other diners whispering on the table couldn't help looking up. The eyes are full of dissatisfaction.
The waiter was stunned, probably the first time he heard him call his little sister here. But based on the principle that the customer is God, he still smiled and asked softly, "Have you ordered the food, sir?"
"When you order it, you can have one as on this menu." Old Cao handed over the menu in a handsome posture.
The waiter was stunned and looked at our table in a daze.
What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that we can't finish it?" Old Cao's eyes stood up and looked like an upstart.
The waiter didn't say anything more, but went back and whispered a few words. Immediately, there were obviously more waiters here.
It is estimated that the waiter thinks that our table is here for a bully meal.
Sir, what kind of wine would you like? We have an 82-year-old Rafi..." The waiter began to sell us wine.
"Don't drink that. It is said that the grapes in 1982 have been reduced. Why haven't you seen Lafite sold out yet?" Zhang Dekai grinned and shouted.
The waiter's face immediately changed. Now he probably thinks that we are from a hot pot restaurant to smash the scene.
"Is there an old mountain city?" Old Cao asked on the side.
The waiter shook his head: "I'm sorry, sir! ......”
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the old man Cao: "Where is the state guest?"
The waiter shook his head again.
"Nedless to say, 1958 is not, is it?" Old Cao said to himself.
This time, he really got it right, and the waiter shook his head again.
"What kind of restaurant? It doesn't even have this. What other restaurant do you have? Remember, next time you enter more old mountain cities, that will sell more. Old Cao shouted.
The waiter's face turned completely green. I saw his hands trembling.
It seems that it's the first time I've met our guest. If you had met earlier, you would not be afraid to be asked if you have an old mountain city next time.
"Let's have a bottle of Latu." Miao Ruyun said lightly.
The service grew and breathed a sigh of relief, and finally met a normal wine order.
"I still like to drink Laoshan City." Old Cao said unrelentingly on the side.
I looked at Old Cao's performance and despised him in my heart: he is really a local and has never seen the world. I waved my hand and told the waiter, "Blot us a big bottle of Sprite!"
You know, red wine should be drunk like this.