Chapter 71 turned out to be him

God punishes a woman's most powerful period. Come on, you're upset; if she doesn't come, you're panicked. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Thursday, August 4, 2011

As soon as she returned to Zhang's small building, Miao Ruyun cooked. There is no way. Who let this group be the only one who can cook.

But Uncle Yuanshi stopped Miao Ruyun: "I'll invite everyone tonight!"

"Uncle, let's make a good first. Don't let me vomit again. This will be fine once. If you want to treat again, don't just find one person. It's not like this to cheat people." I said to Uncle Yuanshi in a pleading tone. Damn, it makes my mouth sour and sweet now. Fortunately, Zhang Liangying is not here. If she is here, she will sing "Sour and sweet is me" again.

Before Uncle Yuanji spoke, he heard a crisp voice from upstairs, "Uncle!"

It turned out that Jiang Yingyu heard us being noisy in the living room and came out to see what was going on.

Jiang Yingyu cheered and ran down from upstairs.

I looked up and saw a small piece of pink between Jiang Yingyu's legs.

Summer is so good!

The dead uncle said with a smile, "It turned out to be Xiao Jiang!" What a coincidence, are you here too?"

"Uncle, when did you come here? Why didn't you tell me?" Jiang Yingyu said with a delicate smile.

I secretly congratulated myself on the side: she was not there when she was still delicious, otherwise, I would have been even worse. Although the relationship between us has eased by watching a romantic film together last night, I don't think Jiang Yingyu will miss any opportunity that can hit me. Just like I won't let go of any opportunity to see something I shouldn't see. At this point, I can't help adding: I like summer!)

"It arrived today. Well, I also bought a few watermelons to quench everyone's thirst!" Uncle Yuanji pointed to the watermelon on the table and looked up at the room and shouted, "You're welcome. Come and smell it, okay?"

It turned out that Uncle Yuanshi shouted at them shamelessly. It seems that he knew that I had a lot of tenants as soon as he came.

Uncle Lonely shouted like this, and they didn't want to hide any more. One by one, they came out and were polite to Uncle Yuanji.

Uncle Yuanshi greeted them cordially: "Has the household registration been handled?"

All the ghosts shook their heads.

"Do you need to do it as soon as possible? I can't go to the nursery without a household registration. Uncle Yuanji added another sentence.

Nima, this is where and where it is. They are all ghosts, and they don't go to any nursery.

When they heard Uncle Yuanji's words, they were stunned and didn't know how to answer.

"Have you applied for a temporary residence permit?" Uncle Yuanji asked kindly again.

This time, all the ghosts nodded, except for the owner of the dog hot pot restaurant.

Uncle Yuanji glanced at the owner of the dog meat hot pot restaurant and turned to ask me, "Why didn't he exceed it? It's better to exceed it as soon as possible. Otherwise, in case the underworld census, it is easy to become a black household.

"We still have a jumper here. I'm thinking that they can go beyond the group purchase price together." I replied.

"Oh." Uncle Yuanji brushed his beard and said with a smile, "I have an economic mind. I had an idea before. Let's take a look at a super website together, group purchase super, and friendship websites are Nuomi.com and Lashou.com. This must be rich. What do you think?

I didn't answer. Damn it, you still buy together. Do you know that group buying is closing down now? Besides, do these ghosts like group buying? Do they like to surf the Internet?

Jiang Yingyu saw that Uncle Yuanji was only busy talking to us and felt that she was neglected, so she asked Uncle Yuanji, "Uncle, have you found a place to live? If you don't find it, why don't you live here?"

Nima, this little girl Jiang Yingyu really takes this place as her own home and ignores the existence of me as a landlord. Although my landlord is very second, he is also the landlord.

I waved my hand and said, "How can such a big man live in such a shabby place? Aren't you a poor uncle? Uncle must have booked the hotel early in the morning?

"Handsome, we need to control the expenditure of the three public." Hearing me say this, Uncle Yuanji looked up at me and said meaningfully, "Besides, I'm your leader. I don't live here. Where else do I live?

Hearing what Uncle Yuanji said, I suddenly felt a darkness in front of me: "What, you are my leader?"

"What, am I not good enough?" Uncle Yuanji said a little unhappily.

Hearing Uncle Yuanji say that he was my leader, Jiang Yingyu and Old Cao looked at me with envy and hatred.

"But what did you tell me about the red and green match last night? Don't you have a red and green match?" I looked up and down at Uncle Fan's silence.

This is true. Uncle Yuanqi's upper body is a black T-shirt, wearing a colorful beach pants and a pair of blue slippers. There is nothing to do with red and green all over. Could it be that my uncle will tell me that his underwear is red and green later?

If he really dares to take off his beach pants, I will be miserable in the future.

Fortunately, the script is definitely not like this. If that's the case, it's too vulgar.

Uncle Yuanshi said with a smile, "Shen Can..."

"Uncle!" As soon as he started, I interrupted him, "Let's make a good decision first." Without words, without burying people.

After listening to my protest, Uncle Ji changed his words and said, "Handsome, don't be confused by the surface of the matter. Our lack of Taoism is because people pay too much attention to the appearance of the world now.

"Uncle, don't talk about these empty-headed people. What do you think is the red and green match? Did you fool me last night? Let me be embembeous today." I asked eagerly.

"Is it embrage?!" Old Cao and Jiang Yingyu said in one voice.

Miao Ruyun laughed on the side, but she was suffocated. Since Uncle Yuanji came out, she hasn't dared to speak much. Now I guess I'm bold to see that Uncle Wonji won't do anything to her.

Then, Miao Ruyun asked the little boy at the vegetable market, "Are you a rescuer sent by a monkey?" As well as touching the little sparrow, and the conflict with the little boy's mother in the vegetable market were told.

This time, it made the whole room laugh.

This smile led to another guy who slept with his head covered in the room - Zhang Dekai.

Zhang Dekai came out of the room in a daze and saw the watermelon on the table. Without saying a word, he rushed into the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife and cut the watermelon.

He ignored Uncle's death.

As soon as Uncle Yuanji saw Zhang Dekai, he couldn't help but be stunned. He asked us, "This guy, how do I look familiar?"

"You don't know him, but you must know his predecessor!" I replied, "His predecessor is Zhang Younian."

"Zhang Younian, Zhang Younian." Uncle Yuanji said several times before he suddenly realized, "Oh, it's him. How can he say that his predecessor is a sloppy ghost Zhang Younian?

Old Cao killed the sloppy ghost like this, and the body was stored in the morgue; the files of the underworld went wrong, and Miao Renfeng was killed early; I ran to the morgue to steal the body of the sloppy ghost, and Miao Renfeng took the body of the sloppy ghost and told Uncle Yuanshi about returning it.

After listening to Mr. Cao's statement, Uncle Yuanshi was moved and said, "Do you think that guy directly pulled out Zhang Younian's soul?"

"Hmm!" Old Cao didn't dare to be careless and nodded.

This time, Uncle Yuanshi did not laugh again, but meditated for a while. Then he asked old Cao, "Have you seen that guy again?"

We all shook our heads.

No one said anything. The room suddenly fell into silence, which was terribly quiet.

After a while, I asked Uncle Yuanji, "What's going on with the red and green match you mentioned?"

Although Uncle Yuanji said that he was my leader, I had to doubt his performance. In order not to pay for melons, he used Taoism to burst the melons. What's more hateful is that I spit out a dark guy there. I can't help but doubt his character and Taoism.

Uncle Yuanshi pointed to the watermelon held in Zhang Dekai's hand and asked me, "What color do you think it is?"

I looked at it again and again, but I was not sure. I don't know why Uncle Yuanji suddenly talked about the watermelon in Zhang Dekai's hand. What kind of medicine is sold in his gourd?

"Guarel skin?" Uncle Yuanshi sighed and said loudly.

"Green, I know this."

"Where's the melon?" Uncle Yuanshi asked again.

"Red, I'm not red and green, okay? I can distinguish it clearly." I said loudly.

Uncle Yuanshi didn't speak any more, but looked at me with a smile.

I also realized: Damn it, what kind of red and green match is this? If I had known this, what would I have asked the little boy to do, which made me surrounded by so many people in vain. In the future, let's make it clear. Watermelon is not called watermelon, but red and green match. What about my fairy match?

"Are you really my leader?" I asked Uncle Yuanshi uncerily.

Uncle Yuanji nodded with a smile.

At this time, I felt the hot eyes of old Cao and Jiang Yingyu, including envy and hatred.

"So, that means I don't have to go to class anymore?" I asked again.

Uncle Yuanji nodded with a smile again.

I said, "Oh!" Damn, I'm finally liberated and don't have to go to class anymore. There is no need to endure the "more chicken legs, more Tao" in the middle of the night. The world is finally much cleaner.

"Handsome, you are fine now. With someone like your uncle to lead you, your future is really immeasurable. You know, Uncle is the first doctoral director of our Lan Xiang!" Old Cao said to me with an envious face.

"Yes. I have read all the articles published by my uncle in Taoism Nature. Jiang Yingyu said with an excited face, "For example, "The determination of negative oxygen ions in mahogany wood", "The iterative relationship between the charm field theory and the electromagnetic field", "The argument of Taoist spells and the contractual relationship in modern society"... make it difficult for us descendants to recite it."

"Tao Law Nature, is that SCI-level?" Old Cao opened his mouth and exclaimed.

Hearing the praise of old Cao and Jiang Yingyu, Uncle Yuanji smiled with satisfaction on his face. However, he still said modestly, "That was all written randomly for the evaluation of professional titles. If you want to say it's awesome, it should be your master. His "Dialectical Relationship between Tao and Quantum Mechanics" is the real masterpiece of everyone, which will always be admired. After saying that, Uncle Yuanji also looked at Old Cao with considerable meaning.

I know this. When Master Yuantong gave me the first correspondence, he gave me the quarks, Chinese characters and electronics. This is everyone's work. It's really sad and extremely sad.

When we were talking, Zhang Dekai had been immersed in melons. After eating half of the watermelon, he looked up and asked, "What were you talking about just now?"

"It's okay, you continue to eat melons!" Jiang Yingyu said.

Zhang Dekai obediently ate another watermelon. The other ghosts did not interrupt, but only formed half a circle on the edge.

Uncle Yuanshi pointed to the group of ghosts and said to Zhang Dekai, "Let them smell it, don't just eat alone?"

"They are not hungry, I'm hungry!" Zhang Dekai answered without raising his head.

"I'll treat you later. Don't be in a hurry to eat?" Uncle Yuanji stared at Zhang Dekai and said.

"What to eat?" Hearing Uncle Yuanshi talking about the treat, Zhang Dekai put down the watermelon and looked up and asked.

"Let's eat western food!" Uncle Yuanji replied with a smile, "How about KFC?"

Nima, KFC is also a Western food. Is that Western steamed buns?

"KFC is not good. I once saw their employees pour Coke into Pepsi's cup with a Coca-Cola bottle. No, no!" Zhang Dekai shook his head.

Zhang Dekai even knows this.

"Uncle, let's have a barbecue. You calculate when the urban management will come, and we will take a seat. Old Cao proposed on the side that he wanted to get it if he caught a cheap one.

"Are there any good western restaurants in Beiqiu City?" Uncle Yuanji looked at Miao Ruyun and asked. Uncle's eyes are poisonous enough to know that Miao Ruyun is more particular about here.

"Bannon Anu, the toast there is good." Miao Ruyun said leisurely.

"Can you eat enough? Why don't you go to Kinghams? Zhang Dekai inserted a sentence.

Zhang Dekai, you really lose face to our Beiqiu City. However, I have never been there. KFC didn't go well, but they all went to the bathroom. From the feeling, I still prefer Miao Ruyun's proposal. After all, it's a little bad to eat Western food and have a buffet.

"Uncle, how many more people will I call?" I was angry when I thought that he played tricks on me today. This time I have to make you bleed and make you collapse again.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter how many people are called. Anyway, you're going to kill me today. At worst, I'll count it in your tuition. Uncle Yuanji replied with a smile.

Nima, the lonely cow's nose, we don't cheat people like this.

"Don't you want tuition? Online games are free now. I reminded Uncle Yuanji. It seems that this guy is very thief.

"Don't buy props. I'll just charge you for the materials." Uncle Yuanshi looked at me with a smile, with a shrewd light in his eyes. I can hear the crackling of the abacus inside.

I was just about to put the phone back in frustration, and Uncle Yuanji said, "Your girlfriend?"

I shook my head and said, "There is a woman!"

"If you are a woman, you can bring it here." Uncle Yuanji answered with an excited face.

"Can I still call a car?" I remember the promise I have made to Kong Ergou, but it hasn't been fulfilled yet. This time, I borrowed Uncle Yuanji and invited him together, which also returned the favor I lent the car to me last time.

"Well, you can call it. Beauty, the more the better. Uncle Yuanji came over and said with a smile.

I hurriedly called Xiaoxue and Kong Ergou, asked Xiaoxue to wait for us at the door, and asked Kong Ergou to come with his wife.

Xiao Xue said on the phone that she had already eaten. Xiaoxue agreed after I told her that there was a heavyweight guy to introduce to her.

Finally, I thought of an important point and said to Uncle Yuanshi, "Uncle, let's not make a big swelling (harmonious) in the western restaurant, okay?"

Uncle Yuanji nodded and said with a smile that he couldn't. The western restaurant can swipe his card.

After a while, Uncle Yuanji asked me, "Who are you?"

"I don't care. What's wrong?" I didn't understand why Uncle Yuanji asked this question.

"I'm going to stay with you for a while and say hello to him. This will be much more convenient in the future.

"Oh, wait, I'll call you right away." After saying that, I turned into my room and took out the dog bell that had been scattered to me.

No matter how I shake it, it just doesn't respond.

"What's going on?" I checked up and down. Everything is intact and should not be unresponsive.

"Maybe he's not in the service area?" Uncle Yuanshi replied.

I was unhappy to hear Uncle Yuanji's answer: There is also a service area here. Do you think he is China Mobile?

I shook the bell unwillingly again, and this time I finally reacted. I scratched my head and explained to myself, "Maybe the signal was not good just now."

Not long after, the sloppy and sloppy came over.

I haven't seen him for a while, and the sloppy guy has crioned his head a lot. In a straight suit, even the seams of the trousers are meticulous, and the hair is no longer oily and twisted, and it looks shiny with shiny wax. Now, the sloppy is no longer a sloppy, but Secretary Zhang.

As soon as the sloppy ghost came in and saw Uncle Yuanji, he was immediately surprised. He asked excitedly, "Uncle, when did you come?"

With this, he didn't dare to go beyond and come forward.

In some places, location is always the most important.

This time, Uncle Yuanshi immediately recognized the sloppy ghost: "Xiao Zhang, how have you been recently?"

He has become a ghost. How can he get better?

I just replied "good" briefly and stopped talking knowingly.

He smiled and grabbed Uncle Yuanshi's hand with both hands, shook it twice, and said, "I don't know if the master is coming. It's really my fault."

"Where, I should visit you. I was just thinking about going to visit you. Uncle Yuanji said politely. Uncle Yuanji is also used to these and is here. How can he not know the rules here?

I thought to myself: What we just discussed is where to eat Western food?

As soon as he finished shaking hands with Uncle Yuan Ji, he reached out and touched me politely, which was a handshake.

Uncle Yuanji looked at the sloppy and said kindly, "That's right. Are you a civil servant now?"

"Where, I'm still a temporary worker now." The sloppy replied slightly self-deprecatingly.

"Temporary workers? Is it difficult to do temporary workers these days?!" Hearing the self-deprecating of the sloppy ghost, although Uncle Yuanji's words were said to the sloppy ghost, he stared at him. It seems that he is dissatisfied with the scattering.

I didn't expect that Uncle Yuanji would still protect the child like this. Then you made me vomit in the vegetable market just now.

"Master, I plan to arrange a career establishment for Secretary Zhang first. Now the official establishment is not easy to handle. When there is an indicator, it will be converted into an official establishment for him. He explained in a hurry.

Uncle Yuanji nodded and pulled the sloppy ghost to Lan Xiang's reunion, and everyone chatted happily together.

The first-class silent uncle walked away and asked me in a low voice, "What's the master's name?"

"The death!" After answering, I asked why the bell didn't respond just now and whether it was broken.

"I was not in the service area just now. I went to the gate and negotiated with the district chief over there and brought the man who jumped off the building that day. Speaking of this, he glanced at me and said, "I said, handsome, let's leave something alone. If you are in charge of too much, it may not be good. Let's talk about this guy. Not to mention a lot of things, it's easy to affect the unity between our district chiefs. If I can't do unity, my work will not be easy in the future.

I nodded and quickly explained, "Didn't I see him pitiful?"

"There are many poor people. Although I am very beautiful on the surface, I am not as pitiful: the body is the state, the mind is the people, the credit is the leader, the money is the children's, the bed is the lover's, and the mistakes are my own. I don't care.

"What, when did you get a lover?"

"Isn't this before life? It's not the same now. No, no, I'm still going to say hello to Master Yuanji?" After saying that, just pass by...

In a while, Kong Ergou called. It turned out that he was almost there and asked us to go out.