Chapter 76 38 Special Chapter

Birds on the tree are in pairs, making/love/everyday. - Quotations from Zhang Deshuai (forget the source of the bird)

(First of all, I apologize. This article should have been sent yesterday. Unfortunately, I went to the festival yesterday, and this article only wrote the beginning, but I didn't finish it. There are so few festivals that I can't afford to hurt! Now I hope you can understand. The Taoist priest tried to see if he could write two chapters today.)

I'm in a hurry to test you, my/name/is Miao Ruyun, Simida. Learning a foreign language is actually so simple. Today, while Zhang Deshuai is busy giving the girls in the hard disk a day off, we will also be the protagonist. In the diary, it is not easy to be the protagonist. Without further ado, we began to record the day of the festival.

It's a terrible thing when people wake up from their sleep, especially on holiday days. This is the first unpleasant thing I encountered during the holiday.

"Miss Miao, Miss Miao." Old Cao shouted anxiously outside the door.

"What's the matter?" I didn't want to wake up from my sleep at all, especially in the dream where a group of cute little animals were turning around me and kept singing: "I'm a Snix, eat me, eat me."

Actually, I am a demon who likes small animals very much. For example, birds, chickens, fish, and mice, I like them very much.

And as soon as I opened my eyes, all these small animals disappeared. I forgot the last time those little animals rolled in my mouth.

"Miss Miao, Miss Miao!" Outside the door, old Cao shouted persistently.

I huddled myself in the sheets. This is really not easy to live on holidays. But you should know, how much blood did countless female compatriots exchange for this day's holiday?

You calculate that twelve times a year, seven days at a time, and you don't bring a month to double copies. How much blood does it take?

It's not like Qu Yuan, who used a person's blood to suddenly exchange for a three-day holiday for the people of the whole country. Tell me, are we easy? Are we easy?

In this way, old Cao is still shouting outside.

However, no matter how I hide, I can't avoid the voice of old Cao outside the door: "Miss Miao! Miss Miao!"

It's also very rhythmic. You think you are Xie's ear. This is not filming The Big Bang Theory. Besides, even the Big Bang Theory, I'm not Penny.

When old Cao's rhythmic voice penetrated into my ears again, I couldn't help lifting the sheets and roared at the door, "I don't let people sleep early in the morning. I don't know if I'm having a holiday today?"

There was no sound outside, and the whole world returned to calm.

I was just about to lie down again and relive the dream of being surrounded by small animals. At this time, old Cao's aggrieved voice sounded outside the door: "Miss Miao, I haven't had breakfast yet?"

You haven't eaten yet. I lay ** and thought angrily.

Look at other monsters, either calling for wind and rain, or becoming a beautiful and handsome man loved. If you don't want to be a roadblock on Xitian Road, you will smoothly enter the heavenly court as a civil servant or something. Like me, I can't sleep well, and I have to cook for others when I get up. It's really a failure to be a demon to me.

"Miss Miao, get up quickly. We need you." Zhang Dekai is also shouting outside.

"Nima, will you die if you go out to buy steamed buns? Don't you usually eat steamed buns? I really can't stand it anymore. I scolded outside the door. Go to your sister's lady, go to your sister's image.

By the way, my sister is a good girl and has suffered a lot of injuries for her mother.

"We paid the partnership fee?" Outside the door, Old Cao shouted.

"That's right, that's right!" Zhang Dekai echoed.

"Have you given me your partnership fee? Who do you give the money to? Besides, I'm on holiday today, and I'm on strike today!"

"Isn't Zhang Deshuai not on holiday today? He went to work? Miss Miao, I'm hungry. Do you want to have breakfast? After saying that, old Cao knocked on the door.

I blocked my ears and didn't want to say anything anymore. Zhang Deshuai, I'll settle the accounts for you when you come back. I'm a tenant, not your housekeeper.

When a woman learns to cook, it is the turning point of her life. Since then, her life has been "prosor" - chefs and washing machines.

So, women must not learn to cook for their own good life. When you learn to cook, you will start your sad life.

In the end, I was defeated by the nagging of old Cao and Zhang Dekai. I suddenly opened the door and yelled at them, "What do you want to do to make it difficult for people to celebrate the holiday?"

When the door opened, I saw that the old man Cao's face turned red, and he muttered with saliva in his mouth, "It's so big!"

Big, big sister!

Just now, I shouted that I wanted to eat, as if I would suffer if I didn't eat a meal. Now, it's comparable to what you don't have. Men's thinking is always so direct and unpredictable.

At this time, I realized it. It turned out that under the chat of old Cao and Zhang Dekai, he jumped up and opened the door directly from **. I completely forgot that I was still wearing pajamas.

My image, the lady image I have always maintained in front of them, has been ruined by two obscene men.

What a bad luck today.

"I'm hungry and want to have breakfast." Zhang Dekai said.

"Yes, yes. We are going to have breakfast." Old Cao also reacted and echoed.

"Why don't you go to Jiang Yingyu? She is also a woman?" I asked back.

Before I finished speaking, I heard a voice from upstairs: "Sister Miao, what's the matter with me? By the way, what did we eat this morning? They were starving to death?

It turned out that Jiang Yingyu just woke up hungry and came out to find something to eat.

"You don't know what to eat. I'm not your mother?" I don't know why, I'm very angry today. Maybe it's a big chest, but it's a big anger.

After saying that, I banged the door. You can do whatever you want. I won't cook anymore today.

"What's wrong with Sister Miao today, like taking gunpowder?" Jiang Yingyu asked at the door.

"I don't know. Maybe her period is coming. Isn't it just menopause?" Zhang Dekai explained something outside.

"No way, Sister Miao is only 20 years old. Why is it menopause?" Jiang Yingyu said doubtfully.

"She? More than 20?" Old Cao snorted and said, "Thanks, you are still a demon destroyer." Jiang Yingyu added a sentence on the side, "It's still in the internship period." She was over 20 years ago, and I suspect that she has long been (harmonious)."

"Impossible!" Jiang Yingyu said firmly.

"How do you know?" Old Cao asked.

"Because...because..." Jiang Yingyu didn't finish it.

Oh, I know. How can I say that there are different brands of sanitary napkins in the bathroom? Zhang Dekai suddenly realized.

"How do you know? Did you peek?" Jiang Yingyu asked eagerly.

"I not only peeked, but also peeked at you shaving your legs with Zhang Deshuai's razor!" Zhang Dekai argued.

"Okay, you shaved your legs with a razor. How can I say that there are some unknown shapes of hair on it when shaving? Before Jiang Yingyu could say anything, old Cao interrupted.

Damn, what kind of people are these?