Chapter 77 38 Special Chapter
She finally chose to leave him because he was pervasive. - Zhang Deshuai's version of the micro idiom
After I finished a glass of ice cream, I still felt that my anger had not subsided. And all this is because of that damn Zhang Deshuai. It's all him who asked those tenants to pay the partnership fee, which made me have a bad holiday today. Today, if I don't punish him well, it will be difficult to dispel this anger in my heart.
The best way to punish a man is to let him go shopping with you.
"Hello, Hao Min?" I dialed our design department two. Unexpectedly, it was Zeng Kefan who answered the phone. It turned out that I forgot that today, Hao Min also had the 38th Festival.
It's all Zhang Deshuai who hurt me and forgot today's holiday. Let's see how I will punish you later.
"Director Miao, are you looking for Hao Min? Is she on holiday today?" Zeng Kefan answered on the phone.
"Oh, no, I'm looking for Zhang Deshuai. Tell him to come to Yangjiaping immediately. Here is a project for him to collect information. Hurry up!" I said on the phone that the last two words were very heavy.
"Well, okay. Director Miao, I have nothing to do now. Shall I go there with Zhang Deshuai? Zeng Kefan said attentively on the phone.
"Come on, sister." I got angry at the phone.
Zhang Deshuai, look how angry you make me. Today, I am so angry that I have no image. Usually, how can I say such a thing to Zeng Kefan? Usually, I am very literary and artistic.
Waiting for Zhang Deshuai to come and look at him sweating, it really made me feel much more relaxed.
"What's the matter? Is it so urgent?" Zhang Deshuai asked nervously.
"Isn't it important to go shopping with me?" I looked at him with a smile.
"Nimma, are you very idle? I'm still at work?" Hearing what I said, Zhang Deshuai immediately became anxious.
"Your sister. Don't forget that you are still on probation?" I proudly threatened Zhang Deshuai.
I just found out that I'm all mixed with this kind of person. Can I not be dirty?
Really, as soon as he heard me say this, Zhang Deshuai immediately wither. It's like a majestic man who climbed into bed and found that he couldn't stand up.
"Big sister?" Zhang Deshuai immediately changed his flattering face.
"Is I that old?"
"Sister, we don't play like this. You know, I'm still at work. If I leave early, not only will the bonus be gone, but even whether I can stay in the company is still a question.
"If you don't go shopping with me now, you can't stay in the company." I said with a smile.
Because Zhang Deshuai's life and death power in the company is in my hands. It's good to have the feeling of controlling another power of life and death!
When I saw Zhang Deshuai's helpless eyes in the wind, I told him, "It's okay. I'll indicate it on your attendance sheet when I go back tomorrow."
When I took Zhang Deshuai's arm, he showed a happy expression on his face.
To be a woman, be a smart woman, don't be too direct. For example, when you are on a blind date, don't directly ask the other party if they have a car or a house. This makes you look like you are material. You have to ask euphemistically, "How much is the parking space in your community per month?" If you don't count your husband for being useless, it will only make him abandon himself and break the jar. All you have to do is say nothing and quietly put the credit card bill and the invoice of the cosmetics bag at his bedside while he sleeps. In this way, he knew what to do the next day... Always remember that Goethe said in Faustel: "Eternal women lead men to rise."
You know, the sign of a man's wealth is not a BMW watch, but a naturally beautiful woman who wears his arm on the street and makes an intimate expression.
And now, Zhang Deshuai is treated like this.
That's why he has this kind of floating feeling. It is said that women pay attention to the rate of return, but in fact, men care more about these than women.
Along the way, Zhang Deshuai enjoyed the vanity of the rich. From time to time, he bumped his elbows intentionally or unintentionally, and looked very enjoyable.
Not long after shopping, Zhang Deshuai showed an unbearable expression. He frowned and asked, "I don't understand why you women like to go shopping?"
"You don't understand the feeling of women going to the street, just as women can't understand the feeling of masturbation (harmonious)!" Since I was with their group of people, I have found that I have become more and more philosophical.
Now, I understand why Kant likes to go to that two-story building every day. People think about philosophy, not sex workers.
As soon as he came out of a small shop, Zhang Deshuai sat on the tree's seat and put on a stinky face that didn't even rise to death. He said angrily, "Sister, can we take a break and go shopping? Don't you carry a bag?"
You forget so quickly that no matter what store you go to, you find a chair first, and then sit on it, and you can't pull it up.
"That store is on sale. Shall we go and have a look?" I stretched out my hand and was ready to pull Zhang Deshuai.
"Today, all stores are on sale. Do you all want to see it?" Zhang Deshuai looked reluctant.
"That's what you said, and I don't object." I shook his arm coquettishly, "Oba, do you want it?"
This sound immediately attracted the eyes next to it. Full of envy and hatred.
Zhang Deshuai almost fled under the gaze of this group of eyes.
Just a few steps away, I saw a couple next to me making noise.
The woman grabbed the man and asked, "Who did you say that bottle of perfume for?"
The man with the same big bag asked blankly, "What perfume?"
"I saw your shopping history, and you bought two bottles of the same perfume. You only gave me a bottle, and what about the bottle? The woman asked unrelentingly.
"My mother also has a holiday today!" The man replied innocently.
It seems that it is good for men to give fewer gifts on today's holiday.
I had a good time shopping today. I bought a lot of beautiful and interesting things.
Zhang Deshuai's diary version: At work today, he was threatened to go shopping by Miao Ruyun. I'm exhausted. However, Miao Ruyun's breasts are good.
(PS: I received a phone call today and said: Are you Mu Hong? What's the ID number? I'm from the police station. We found that you are involved in a drug trafficking gang. Then there was Balabala again. How can a very literary person like me not know what he means? When he is almost done, I gently said to the phone: Get out of here (harmonious) and dare to lie to my mother. I knew that my information was sold by a state-owned enterprise again.)