Chapter 85 Hachiko 6
Every time I see "I" in the Martian text, I wonder if the "Fuck" above is implying something. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation
Saturday, August 06, 2011
After I calmed down, Xiaoxue told me her purpose for coming today.
The thing is like this:
A friend of Xiaoxue's father is the boss of a real estate company in Beiqiu. This company auctioned a piece of land at a government land auction. And the land they photographed is an urban village in Beiqiu City, in which there are many old houses, and even some houses have been uninhabited for a long time.
And when the company demolished an old uninhabited house, something strange happened. This house has already collapsed because it has been uninhabited all year round. But as soon as the company's migrant workers approached, they could clearly hear strange sounds inside, and even faintly heard the barking and drinking of dogs; even the company's bulldozers turned off inexplicably as soon as they approached.
In order to eliminate the restless mood shrouded in the heads of migrant workers, the company invited the famous feng shui masters in Beiqiu City, but it had no effect. Later, it also invited several famous masters, which was still useless. In this way, this uninhabited house has become the strongest nail household.
In this way, Xiaoxue recommended me, the best yin and yang master in Beiqiu City. Of course, this title was added to me by Xiaoxue. And my real identity is the leading master of Yinyang in Xishan Village, Beiqiu City (it is said that the leader should be old Cao. Who asked him to set up a stall? Which one do you think is better, standing on the street or sitting on the (harmonious) platform) and Taoist priest (temporary workers are also Taoist priests?).
After saying this, Xiaoxue stared at me with expectant eyes.
I was silent and asked Xiaoxue uneasily, "You said your godfather..."
"Don't say godfather, he is my father's friend!" Xiaoxue said angrily, as if she had been humiliated by her godfather.
"He is your godfather. It's strange that you don't live and die. Only when you have a godfather can you be popular. Look at *, and then look at Qi B's short skirt..." I enlightened Xiaoxue.
"Sister Feng doesn't have a godfather, isn't she the same popular? Look at Hibiscus again, isn't there still no godfather?" Miao Ruyun retorted. It seems that she is not very happy to listen to my godfather.
"They want to admit it, which one is willing to be? Godfather loves you and gave you a short skirt. So, the celebrity's first step is to help!" I said in a foreign way. It seems that I am a firm godfather.
"Okay, okay, don't mention your short skirt. Why don't we get to business now? Don't you feel annoyed that what was originally written in two chapters has turned into 6 chapters because of your short skirt? Jiang Yingyu urged impatiently on the side.
As soon as I heard Jiang Yingyu say on the side, I swallowed the godfather theory that I had just said. Jiang Yingyu is right. If you discuss godfather or something, I don't think you can finish it in a few more chapters.
I quickly changed my mouth and asked Xiaoxue, "You said your uncle hired a Taoist priest?" Who have you invited?
At this time, I made up my mind that as long as I heard a famous person from Xiaoxue, I would immediately say that today's constellation is against me, or that my 33-day male menstrual cycle has arrived. Anyway, I just won't go.
Xiao Xue looked up at the ceiling and replied slowly while digging his memory, "I don't know about this."
Nima, you don't know what ceiling to look at. You think you are a fourth woman and like to look up at the sky in a 45-degree position.
However, when my eyes fell on Xiaoxue's pair of 34C, my heart was as strong as RMB at the beginning, and I immediately weakened. He is so weak that he can't stand the surging spray of his aunt like a pad.
I will raise my eyes on Xiaoxue's chest, stare at Xiaoxue's eyes, and firmly said, "I'll go there. But I still want to call a helper?"
As soon as she heard that I was going to go, Xiaoxue's face, who was hesitant to me just now, immediately stretched out. She replied happily, "It doesn't matter, this can be!"
I will look at Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu for help. They must know why Xiaoxue came to me today. Because they wanted to say something to me in my room just now. If it hadn't been for my bald mouth at that time, maybe they would have told me.
Really, when I looked at it, they nodded slightly to me.
"Where's Uncle?" I suddenly thought of this powerful guy. If he is there, there will be no harm.
"I don't know. I haven't seen him since last night?" Jiang Yingyu replied blankly, "I have my uncle's phone number here. Why don't you call him?"
I took out my mobile phone directly and dialed Uncle Yuanji's phone.
"Shen Can, what's the matter?" On the phone, there was a hoarse voice from Uncle Yuanshi. Listening to this sound, I have a bad feeling. I guess Uncle Yuanshi didn't sleep all night.
This time, I didn't care about his name because he called me because I had something to ask my uncle. Instead, I told him briefly about everything.
Before I asked my uncle to come and help, Uncle Yuanji asked me on the phone, "Are Xiaojiang and Xiaomiao by your side? Do they want to go with you?"
I answered truthfully.
"Shen Can, it's not that my uncle doesn't want to help you, but that there are more difficult things here now. Let me tell you this. Now there are three powerful Taoist friends who are dealing with a very serious matter with me..." Uncle Yuanshi said in a deep tone on the phone.
Four Taoist priests and powerful Taoist priests are all difficult. I can't imagine how serious such a thing is. However, it must be much more troublesome than what Xiaoxue just said.
As soon as I wanted to tell Uncle Yuanji to take care, I heard Uncle Yuanji exclaim on the phone, which almost scared me to death: "Wait, little chicken, I'm going to touch it!"
There is also an old voice on the phone: "Don't mind, don't mind. It's over. Do you still want it?"
Nima, the lonely cow's nose, the tricky thing you said turned out to be the quintessence of the four of you. If you find any teahouse, you will meet a group of powerful masters.
I hung up the phone angrily. Jiang Yingyu asked with concern, "What did uncle say?"
I didn't tell Jiang Yingyu that the cow's nose chose the latter between us and mahjong, but replied leisurely, "Uncle is very tired!"
At this time, I cursed the silent cow's nose fiercely in my heart: Uncle Lonely, I curse you that your descendants will appear in the toilet in this life!
However, the cow's nose won't help, and we really can't help it. Finally, I had no choice but to stand up and wave, "Let's go!"