Chapter 84 Hachiko 5

A woman is a Tang monk, who has a tight and loose hoop; a man is Sun Wukong, who has a golden hoop that can be long and short. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Saturday, August 06, 2011

When I was shamelessly smashed away with a pillow, I sat in a chair and began to think like a philosopher.

Every philosopher is a philosopher because they spend much more time looking at other things than staying on beautiful women**. Let's say that Thales looked at the sea every day when he had nothing to do, and finally got a weather scientist; let's say that Confucius sighed in the face of Nanzi's jade pendant and said, "thinking innocently." ( This is Zhou Runfa's version of Confucius, and the paragraph of Left Turn* has been cut. Only Zilu asked Confucius and Nanzi if they were not suitable for children. Confucius argued, "God kills me, God kills me."

I came to a conclusion: the reason why I failed to confess this time is because I did it in the wrong order.

This is like putting Mr. Cang's drunkenness and putting it in **. You can't control it. If Mr. Cang wakes up and you say you love her, she will still scold you as a beast. And you wait for Mr. Cang to wake up and tell her that I don't care about myself because I love you. She will be very moved, and then you will be unsuitable for children.

This is the difference in order.

And I was first questioned by Xiaoxue and then began to confess. This made Xiaoxue doubt whether my confession to her had any other purpose.

So, the order determines everything. If you don't believe it, do you dare to go to the bathroom before taking off your trousers?

To understand this, I can't help but be annoyed by my own risk just now. However, Xiaoxue's reaction just now also showed that she still valued whether I was sincere to her or not.

That is to say, I still have a glimmer of life, and I can't be too hasty. Men, you must remember that too haste cannot last, and a deep (harmony) is a long-term solution.

After a while, I heard a chattering sound from the living room. It seems that Xiaoxue was chased back by Miao Ruyun and others.

I got out of the room and prepared to apologize to Xiaoxue.

What's wrong with this? Xiaoxue refuses me, okay? On the contrary, I have to apologize to you. What's going on? Zi, can you tell me? If you don't sue me, will you give me a ticket?

As soon as I went out, I saw Xiao Xue Tie with a blue face, just like Saddam saw George Bush. Miao Ruyun, who was accompanying Xiaoxue, nodded to me, which meant to see me play.

I hurriedly greeted her, and Xiaoxue saw my arrival and turned her face aside in disgust, expressing her serious dislike for me.

Xiaoxue, are you the wrong person? Is this my home?

And now, I can't care about these at all, but follow Xiaoxue to the sofa in the living room and sit side by side with Xiaoxue. I opened my mouth to apologize: "Report to the government..."

"Be serious and apologize." Hearing my mouth, Jiang Yingyu was a little dissatisfied. So she reminded me enthusiastically on the side.

"Xiao Xue, I regret, I'm annoyed, I burst into tears. I know I shouldn't have said that just made you sad. I swear to Chairman Mao (Harmonious) that I don't want to make you sad. You know, hello, me too..." I then apologized.

"Okay, do you apologize like this? Fu Yanjie has been cleaned out by you. Miao Ruyun interrupted me.

The apology was interrupted again, which made me very unhappy: your grandmother's granddaughter, I apologized to Xiaoxue. Before the master spoke, you two chatted on the side first.

However, I couldn't show my dissatisfaction, so I had to apologize: "Xiao Xue, I shouldn't have said that. In fact, they took me at that time. As you know, your man is also a face-to-face man..."

"Who said you were my man?" Xiaoxue said dissatisfiedly, but her face eased.

When I saw it, I couldn't help but be overjoyed. It seemed that there was a play.

"This is not mentioned, this is not mentioned. I'm not your man, you're not my woman, no one is anyone. Biologically speaking, we are independent individuals. It's like 'You live at the head of the Yangtze River and I live at the end of the Yangtze River'. I started to run the train again.

Don't I want to apologize? Why do you dare to chat like this? That's because, I can see that Xiao Xue is not really angry with me. Otherwise, with her temper, she would have KO me long ago.

"Don't do those useless things. Hurry up." Jiang Yingyu reminded again on the side.

"I want you to take care of it, I'm not apologizing to you. I have to brew it first. You know what is made by external and internal whips. You know what is deaf and enlightening. You know what is impassioned and urge people to pee. Since Xiaoxue is not angry, I dare to say a word with Jiang Yingyu.

"Okay, okay, I don't care. Don't come to me if there is anything in the future." Jiang Yingyu was choked by my surging river, so she had to leave a cruel word.

As soon as Jiang Yingyu wanted to stand up, she was persuaded by Miao Ruyun.

I saw that Jiang Yingyu had been defeated, so I stopped pestering her and apologized to Xiao Xue: "Xiao Xue, I don't regret that my clothes are getting wider and I just want to sleep with you..."

Speaking of this, I saw Xiaoxue's frown, and her face became cloudy from the beginning, and I couldn't help but thump: Nima, she said she was bald.

"What are you doing? What are you thinking about all day long?" Miao Ruyun was busy criticizing me on the side.

Miao Ruyun is really worthy of being my Mother Rong. She stood up at the critical moment. At this time, when Xiaoxue was angry, he pretended to help me relieve the siege with criticism.

"I'm sorry, I just said I was bald. It's time to slap, it's time to slap." I slapped myself in the mouth a few times.

When Xiaoxue saw me like this, her face not only completely cleared up, but also tightened vigorously. I know, she can't help laughing.

Jiang Yingyu stood up unrelentlessly and said angrily, "Fight hard! You're working hard!"

When I heard Jiang Yingyu's words, I looked at her fiercely. You really don't have any eyesight. What are you blindly getting in at this time?

"Xiao Xue, I just wanted to say, 'If the two love last for a long time, why do you need to share vermicelli and pork?'" I stared at Xiaoxue sincerely and said in my mouth.

This time, Xiaoxue's tense face collapsed like a mudslide in an instant. She couldn't help laughing, covered her stomach, pointed to me and said intermittently, "Zhang Deshuai, who on earth did you learn these boring poems from?"

"Who else is there, Mu Hongzi!" I said helplessly, "She doesn't know what to think every day and always tells me some poems that have been tampered with, which makes me always run away. Listen, what's like 'Where is the restaurant, why/not/go/to/a/hotel?' And 'the belt gets wider and never regrets, i/will/make/you/be/a/gay' and so on. What's the combination of Chinese and Western? Why didn't she say that she was a little Shenyang, just a miser?

As soon as he heard me complain anly, Xiaoxue hurried to stop me: "That guy can't say it, but he can't say it. In case she has a grudge, the next chapter will ask Ma Jia (Harmonious) to move in, and then you will have a car accident when you go out. The driver is Yao Jiaxin. In less than two episodes, you don't have to keep a diary?"

"That can't be so watery, can you?" Hearing Xiaoxue's words, I really felt a gust of wind around my neck. But we can't show our cowardice in front of women and shout loudly.

"It's okay, it's okay. She is alone and wants to pee all over Kunming Lake, which makes her strong water. Anyway, no one looks at it. Miao Ruyun was also excited to join the crusade against Mu Hongzi.

After everyone's crusade against Mu Hongzi just now, Xiaoxue finally let go completely. She blushed and begged me with a charming smile: "Handsome, do you like me? If you like me, just say it. I want to hear it?"

As soon as I heard Xiaoxue say this, looking at her lightly closed eyes and expectant expression, I felt a huge sense of happiness wrapped me tightly. I said almost word by word, "Xiao Xue, I really really like you!"

"But I don't like you!" Xiaoxue suddenly opened her eyes and said to me happily.

Nima, we don't cheat people like this, okay?

(At this moment, Mu Hongzi laughed in front of the computer. Zhang Deshuai, let you talk about me just now, do you know?)