Chapter 99 Kang Weiguo
The way out for older men and young people - self-comfort, peeping and GAY. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Saturday, August 06, 2011
I just wanted to walk out, but I was pulled away. He threw a tube and said with concern, "Paint this on first?"
I studied over and over again, and there was no word on it, let alone the production date and shelf life. In a word, it is a typical three-no product. I asked carefully, "What is this? No warranty?"
"What's the warranty for the things in the underworld?" Do you know the special offer? I can't tell you people like this." He said dissatisfiedly. It seems that what I just said made him very faceless.
"What the hell is this?" I asked with confidence. After all, I don't know what it is. I know how to use it. If I swallow it and know that the thing is exposed, wouldn't it be a shame?
"Sunscreen." He replied indifferently. He added, "Don't use it. This thing is expensive."
I thought fiercely: Damn it, is my 10,000 yuan expensive? Thinking of this, I squeezed fiercely and kept sure that nothing was squeezed out by me, and then I threw the empty space out. Now I won't care if I'm so sad.
Even so, it is still difficult to understand the heartache of the 10,000 yuan lost in the dialogue.
This kind of heartache has not been eliminated at all even when it comes to the underworld.
Nothing has changed in the underworld now. The gatekeeper is still the ghost who lost power in the political (harmonious) struggle. When he saw me again, he anxiously asked me when Zhou Zhenglong would come. He wants to see Zhou Zhenglong.
I didn't answer. I didn't dare to tell him that the guy is living now, but it's a little inconvenient to act.
After a few words of chatting, the ghost asked me, "Why are you here now? Isn't it office hours now?"
"It's a little urgent, very urgent. I have to take the liberty to visit." Don't care and say it carefully.
"Well, I told you that if you don't work, you won't work. Well, shall I register it for you?" The ghost said to us through the fence door, "When will the office come, I will hand over the note. However, I don't know if it works now. Think back then..."
The ghost began to complain like his sister-in-law again.
As soon as the ghost finished complaining, I begged, "Minis, do you think we can accommodate it? We really have something urgent?"
"Which one doesn't say something urgent?" The ghost refused coldly behind the fence gate.
"We really have something urgent. There is nothing urgent. Why did I come here? Isn't this heaven and earth? I continued to plead.
"Don't say it's not heaven and earth. Even so, can you afford it? Just by your wallet..." Speaking of this, the ghost looked at my waist. For me, it is ** naked contempt.
I can't refute what the ghost said.
At this time, he still came forward and whispered a few words. Of course, I expressed my disregard for the message quietly between his hands.
Finally, the ghost's face softened, opened the fence door and told us, "You go in now. However, don't run around."
The current underworld is particularly quiet because it is not office hours. The green and faint street lights stood quietly on both sides, extending into the distance.
As he walked, he chattered to me: "Let me say, it's not office time now. You still have to come. If we can't find anyone, we have to count the iPhone, iPad and Shu Qi that we agreed before. Don't even fool the ghosts at that time?"
I didn't respond regardless, but went straight to the household registration department.
The household registration department is dark. Although this scene was expected, it also disappointed me.
He pulled my arm and said, "Let's go back and come back in the evening?"
"No, we'll wait here. Wait for them to work. I answered firmly. After answering, he stretched out his leg and kicked the door of the household registration department.
The sound of kicking the door is particularly far away in this quiet underworld.
This time, I will be very scared. He hugged me and begged, "Grandpa, let's not make up here. What is this place? The underworld is equivalent to Zhongnanhai. Is it okay for you to come here to make trouble and not lock you up as a psychopath?
As soon as the voice fell, a vague voice came from it: "Who is it?"
I was so scared that I ran to the back. Hiding in the distance, he shouted at the top of his voice, "There is a ghost!"
I stuck my eyes contemptuously and was full of contempt for him: Your sister, have you seen few ghosts? How dare you be such a timid person to be an official?
"Open the door, open the door. Am I here to petition? I smashed the door of the household registration department angrily and shouted.
"The petition looks to the left, there is a government over there!" The voice inside continued to speak vaguely.
But the sound sounded vague, but he reacted quite quickly. As soon as something happens, it will be pushed to the government.
I was stunned, and this sentence was quite rhymed. Literature is really in the folk.
"With this good sentence, isn't it a pleasure in life? Xiao Cui, Xiao Cui?" The voice inside continued to shout, "Oh, when did the light go out? Xiao Cui, Xiao Cui, still don't hold the lamp. Do you want to find a smoke?
I was happy to hear it. Isn't this Li Bai the drunkard or which one?
I shouted outside the door, "Li Bai, Li Taibai. Open the door for me, open the door for me. I'm Zhang Deshuai!"
"No big or small, I didn't brush my teeth. You need to call Li Ke, do you know?" Li Bai replied impatiently, "Zhang Deshuai, why are you handsome?"
"It's all up to your parents' posture!" I explained outside, "Li Ke, I've brought you something. Can I open the door?"
"Wait!" As soon as he heard me coming to deliver something, Li Bai shouted inside. Then, I heard the sound of a chair falling to the ground, followed by a string of footsteps from far to near.
With a "squeak" sound, the door opened. A strong smell of wine came to my nose.
Li Bai stared at me with a pair of drunken eyes at the door, his eyes were covered with red silk. The body is swaying and falling at any time. He opened his mouth with another smell of alcohol.
"Oh, it's you." Li Bai said drunkenly.
"Li Ke, and me!" Sa Bu suddenly came out from behind, grabbed Li Bai's hand tightly, and shook his words.
"Who are you?" Li Bai's eyes turned up. I only saw a piece of white land, just like a cataract.
"I'm Xiao Sa!" He explained awkwardly.
Regardless of the explanation, Li Bai still shook his head blankly. After a while, he suddenly realized that he would say "Oh" and then said, "I still can't remember!"
"Is that the one who sent Wuliangye?" I kindly reminded on the side. Add some clues to Li Bai.
Really, as soon as he heard Wuliangye, Li Bai's white eyeballs immediately turned down. He immediately put his hand into his arms and looked for it. While looking, he said drunkly, "Where's the wine? Where's the wine?"
With a bitter smile on his face, he replied, "Li Ke, I came in a hurry this time and forgot to bring it. Next time, I will definitely bring you more bottles?"
The hand that was turning around in his arms immediately stopped. Li Bai stared at his face and shouted, "No wine, what are you doing without wine?"
After shouting, Li Bai withdrew his hand and prepared to close the door.
I quickly put my hand against the door and said with a smile, "Li Ke, do we have some official matters to deal with?"
"Public is public, private is private, we are very clear." Hearing me say it was a business, Li Bai stopped as soon as he was about to close the door.
I took the opportunity to push the door open again.
Just as he was about to go in, he was suddenly driven out by Li Bai: "I realized that it's time to get off work."
"Can't you work overtime? Usually working overtime is double pay, dear!" I kindly reminded Li Baidao.
"We use the on-time off-duty system here, don't you know?" Li Bai touched the door and answered me.
"What is the on-time off-duty system?" The first time I heard this noun, I couldn't react for a moment.
"That is to say, get off work on time at five o'clock, regardless of whether the work is finished or not. In the underworld, there is absolutely no overtime. Remind me kindly.