Chapter 100 Kang Weiguo

(Finally, it's a hundred chapters, and I can't help but be proud. Well, no more nonsense, go to the diary.)

If the man's name is masturbation, should the woman be called judo? - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Saturday, August 06, 2011

For a man, the most frustrating thing is not that he can't take off a woman's trousers, but when he takes off the woman's trousers, he finds a virginity belt inside.

This is how I feel when I hear the words that I don't care. If I see that there is no one in the household registration department, I can't take off my trousers. Well, now you can see the virginity inside.

Li Bai glanced at me in the door and said proudly, "It's not that I don't want you to come in, but that I have to have a system. Do you know that there are no rules to make a circle?

If it were normal, I would definitely not come here as impatiently as I am now. Now, in front of money, the rule is TXT, not EXE.

I took a deep breath, pushed the door of the household registration department open, and immediately squeezed in.

Li Bai was surprised by my move. He doesn't understand why I know this system and have to do it. He standed and said, "You... why do you want to do this? Am I going to call someone?"

"I'm sorry, there's really something wrong this time. You always have to deal with 100,000 things. I will definitely send you more gifts next time?" I apologized quickly.

Li Bai still looked at me with a black face and did not express his position.

I continued, "Li Ke, didn't I tell you to bring "Xiakun Poetry Banknote" last time?"

As soon as I heard me say "xiaokun Poetry Banknote", Li Bai's eyes flashed a glimmer of light. His lips trembling and said, "It's what you mentioned last time that Mount Tai is dark from afar, with a thin head and a thick head. If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the lower head will be thin and the upper head will be thick. Is this a collection of poems with a very realistic approach?

I will definitely nod.

Li Bai's face turned red and said excitedly, "Where is it, where is it?"

Mo Ke, a coquettish person, has a common problem, that is, when he hears a good book, he has to read it by himself and speculs.

I shook my head and replied in frustration, "I found that collection of poems, but I don't have money to buy it. So, I didn't bring it this time. Well, as long as you help us finish this, I will definitely bring it to you next time?"

I said that I didn't bring a collection of poems, and Li Bai's face immediately changed. He looked at me and said, "Oh, I didn't bring it. Then shall we still follow the system?" After saying that, he began to push me and wanted to drive me out of the house.

"I brought other better poems." As I struggled, I blurted out a sentence.

Li Bai grabbed my arm and immediately softened. A trace of expectation flashed in his eyes: "What poem?"

"Wu Qing's "Praise for White Clouds" and several more? It's better than last time." I replied loudly.

"You read it first, and I'll listen to it." Li Bai said expectantly.

"The white clouds in the sky are really white/really white/very white/very white/extremely white/extremely white/it's simply white/it's so white!" I slowly recited them word by word.

He muttered behind his back: "Damn it! Is this also called poetry? If this is called poetry, I make a hundred and eighty poems a day, and I don't do it without talking in my dreams!"

Li Bai listened, but fell into meditation. After a long time, he looked up and asked me doubtfully, "Am I old and don't understand poetry?" Is there a new genre of poetry now? By the way, didn't you say that there were several songs, and what about the other ones?

"I'll read another song to you if you really want to give me money." My bank account number is as follows: China Merchants Bank/Zheng Gongyu; China Construction Bank/Zheng Gongyu; Industrial and Commercial Bank/Zheng Gongyu; Bank of China/Zheng Gongyu. Anyway, there is a string of numbers behind each bank, all of which are his bank numbers. After saying that, I looked at Li Bai again.

This time, Li Bai lowered his head again and didn't say anything for a long time. Taking advantage of the opportunity, I slipped in and found a chair to sit down. Li Bai, like a sculpture, stood at the door and did not move.

"Why don't I live again?" Li Bai sighed.

"Don't!" Hearing this, I immediately jumped up from my chair and said, "We recited your poems and Du Fu a lot at that time. You live again. This is not an increase in the workload of children in the whole country. They will definitely collapse!"

"You just said Zimei. What's wrong with him?" Li Bai was not angry because of my disrespect just now and asked back.

"Now Du Fu is very busy and has guest appearances everywhere. A lot more famous than yours?!" I went on.

'It's hard to be beautiful. He has always been worried about the country and the people. That's all, that's all. Let's not mention him. What do you think it's about coming to me?" Li Bai turned around and asked.

I quickly told Li Bai the purpose of this visit and asked Li Bai to help us find this guy named Kang Jianguo.

Li Bai studied and stared straight at me and asked, "According to the regulations, you have no right to find it?" You must hold a valid certificate, or the client must hold a valid certificate with the trustee's power of attorney..."

"Isn't this a special situation? Besides, how many years has he died? If we find him in person, why do we come here to see you?

"Li Ke, you are tired, you are tired!" Sa didn't care and stood up and complimented.

Li Bai shook his head like a rattle: "No, no. Without my consent, I will show you the things privately, and then I will investigate them. Who can afford this responsibility, can you?"

Looking at Li Bai's stern eyes, my heart tightened. At the critical moment, why did you encounter this system again?

The system is wonderful. Many times we don't abide by it and can destroy it wantonly. But when you encounter obstacles, it is precisely the system that jumps out of the leader's mouth.

"I want to serve the people. I am learning the spirit of Lei Feng. You are always tacky, for the face of that collection of poems. I brought out the "xiaokun Poetry Banknote" again.

This time, the poetry collection has no effect. Li Bai still refused.

Finally, he quietly pulled Li Bai over. Two people muttered behind the table. After a while, Li Bai passed with satisfaction, followed by proudly.

Li Bai came to me and whispered, "Just this time, won't you do it again? In fact, I have to be under a lot of pressure for this kind of thing. Who let us be 'people-oriented', don't you think?

"Yes, yes." People-oriented, people-oriented!" I nodded my head and echoed. It seems that things have taken a turn for the better.

"Li Ke, your political awareness is still high, and we can't catch up with each other." Don't care about the flattery on the side.

Listen to it regardless of this, Li Bai smiled with satisfaction. He turned his head and asked me, "Say it, name? Place of origin? The year of birth and death?"

Li Bai's problems have puzzled me. For Kang Weiguo, I almost blackened my eyes and only knew that his name was Kang Weiguo, and Jiang Yuzui in Beiqiu City. I don't know anything else. I don't even know whether he is dead or not.

I told Li Bai everything I knew. Li Bai was obedient and frowned: "This matter is not easy to do. You know, although our files are classified, you don't know anything. How can I start?

In the last sentence, Li Bai obviously aggravated his tone.

"I brought his belongings." I added.

"Is it something on his body? If you want hair, teeth or something, don't you count clothes and quilts? Li Bai's eyes lit up when he heard that I had brought Kang Weiguo's relics. This is really "the mountains and rivers are full of doubts, and the willows are dark and flowers are bright in another village".

I nodded. Carefully took out a paper bag from his arms, which contained several hairs. That was still at Kang Weiguo's home. When we left, Xiaohei gave it to me. At that time, I thought it was useless, but I didn't expect it to be a key thing now. What an endless road.

Li Bai carefully took Kang Weiguo's hair from my hand and repeated, "That's it, that's it!"

After saying that, Li Bai turned around and went to the inner room.

While Li Bai went to the inner room, I asked, "What did you mutter to Li Bai there just now, and he promised to help us?"

Looking up at the inner room, I was sure that I couldn't see Li Bai's figure, so I came over and whispered, "It's not those!" He pinched his index finger and middle finger with his thumb and gently rubbed (harmoniously).

I suddenly realized. It seems that this is really money that can make ghosts grind.

Time passes minute by minute by second.

Waiting is the most painful. I looked up at the direction of the inner room for a while, and then looked up at the direction of the inner room. He always fantasized that Li Bai would appear at the door, but he was disappointed again and again.

He didn't care to come up and smiled at me and said, "I thought about it. You didn't reimburse me when I came last time. You know, we grassroots civil servants don't have much gray income. I can't work for you either. What do you mean?

Although he said with a smile, there was no smile in his eyes.

I know what he is thinking. After all, I asked him to run around with me again and again. He got nothing but my verbal promise.

I thought about it and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"I think, are you going to produce some books this time?" Don't care about the smile. The eyes hidden behind the chubby face are getting smaller and smaller and can't be seen.

"I'll burn a teacher for you?" I said firmly.

"I didn't mean this?" Look at me in surprise.

"What is that?" I stared at it as if I didn't understand.

I mean, the money I gave to my wife. Can you add more?"

Although I knew what he meant, he said it directly, which still moved me. I didn't expect him to ask for bribes so directly.

I thought for a while before slowly proposing: "Add a thousand?"

Sprinkle your lips.

"How much do you want to add?" I asked when I saw that I was not satisfied.

I stretched out five fingers in front of me and shook it.

"Five thousand?" I was even more surprised. He really dares to open his mouth.

Look at me and nod.

"No, up to 2,000? Is this already my psychological price?!" I gritted my teeth and said fiercely.

Finally, he nodded with satisfaction.

Nima, it's a trick. It seems that what I planned at the beginning was 2,000.

I regretted, and Li Bai stepped out of the inner room. Looking at his excited look, I knew that he had found Kang Weiguo.