Chapter 115 Learning from Taoism

Today, I saw a box of Durex float cover at Watsons. The salesperson encouraged me to say that it can increase the number of women**. I just bought a box. Calling her to tell her, she blurted out: "Don't believe that, it's a fool." - Zhang Deshuai's version of the micro novel

Sun, August 07, 2011

Although it's over, we can't lift our mood. No one talked much, only the melody in the car over and over again to break the silence.

After a long time, Xiaoxue praised me and said, "Handsome, I didn't expect you to be so great?"

I smiled bitterly. To be honest, I regretted it after I said it. That's 500,000 yuan. I dreamed of 500,000 yuan all night last night. I have even imagined how to spend it. But no matter what, we moved out of this small building.

And now, I still need to be with these people. Of course, I'm not saying that Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu are together with them. I hope everything else in the room is good, but there is only one bed to carry forward the spirit of hardship and simplicity.

"Handsome, you did the right thing!" Jiang Yingyu also supported me later.

"Handsome, I didn't expect you not to love money?" This is the surprised voice of old Cao.

"Handsome, you are really good." Miao Ruyun praised me.

I only gave them a smile and smiled bitterly. But I'm shouting in my heart: Damn it, don't say it anymore. I'm so regretful now. Why didn't I let Uncle Cao build it at that time? He had so much money? I ran over to give my love by myself. I'm really sick.

At this time, the shameless lying in the back muttered from his mouth, "Little Black!"

Since Xiaohei disappeared, he has no nerve to speak. At that time, he also proposed to stay in Jiangyuzui and accompany Xiaohei.

His proposal scared us a few things. Later, under the persuasion of everyone, he gave up that idea.

Xiao Xue sent our group home. Seeing that the atmosphere was not very good, she didn't stay much. She found an excuse and hurried away.

is shameless and sits in the room all the time. Since he came back, he has stopped making a sound.

In the afternoon, Uncle Yuanji came back from outside. As soon as he came back, he shouted and went out to eat happily. But it's strange to see us sullen.

Jiang Yingyu told Uncle Yuanshi what happened this morning. Unexpectedly, my decision to regret the dead was approved by Uncle Yuanshi.

Uncle Yuanshi suddenly patted his thigh and said excitedly, "Handsome, you really deserve to be a man! As a man, I support you!"

I squined at the excited uncle and ignored him. Today, I have always felt sorry for the 500,000 yuan.

After a while, Uncle Yuanshi said again, "Handsome, uncle has decided. I want to teach you Taoism!"

As soon as Jiang Yingyu and Old Cao heard that Uncle Wanji was going to teach me Taoism, their eyes were shining and they stared at me with envy.

But this news doesn't excite me. Maybe I will definitely be excited yesterday. But now, I can't get excited at all.

But Uncle Yuanshi smelled by himself: "Do you know why Taoism is low now?"

"I don't know!" Old Cao answered first on the side. He really deserves to be a good student, and he and his master began to sing together.

"That's because people have too many desires now. Those who have no money think about money, and when they have money, they think about being richer; they want to live in a big house, eat delicious food, and think about all the beautiful and illusory things. It is precisely because of these desires that they cover our Taoist hearts. Uncle Yuanji said loudly.

"Do you still want to eat? Isn't people the carrier of desire? I retorted angrily.

"Good question. People need certain desires, but they can't pursue them too much. That's what it means to be too late. Uncle Yuanshi replied.

After answering, Uncle Yuanshi looked at me expectantly. That means you hurry up. I can't wait to teach you Taoism.

I didn't pay attention to Uncle's expectations.

Jiang Yingyu asked, "Uncle, why did Xiaohei disappear?"

He has been sullen and shameless. Hearing Jiang Yingyu mention Xiaohei, he also raised his godless eyes and looked over.

Uncle Yuanshi pondered for a little and explained, "Actually, all this comes from a word 'think'. Do you think how to write the word 'Si'?

"A field above and a heart below." It was the old Cao who answered first. After answering, he looked at us proudly.

"Good answer. This 'think' means that there is a place in one's heart that belongs to another person. Because I have a heart, I think of him. But it's one thing to think, and it's another to see more often. Even the supreme treasure in "Journey to the West..." Uncle Yuan Ji praised it again.

"Uncle also watches "Journey to the West"?" Miao Ruyun interrupted Uncle Yuanji's words on the side.

"Do you think that the current Taoist priests are a bright lamp for a long time, and a volume of Tibetan is silent?" Uncle Yuanji was not annoyed by Miao Ruyun interrupting his words, and then said, "Supreme Bao returned 500 years ago because he missed Zixia, but what he got was a painful meeting. Therefore, if life is just like the first time..."

"Why don't we have sex together?" I inserted a sentence on the side. Today, I'm in a bad mood. I always want to get something out and vent.

"Why is it so vulgar? Do you know how to have sex?" As soon as Jiang Yingyu heard me say this, she said contemptuously.

"I'm vulgar. What's wrong? What's wrong? Zhou Libo is elegant. Isn't it banned from broadcasting? Beasts are vulgar. Isn't it popular? Nowadays, it's better to play with eggs than to be elegant. Why don't you sing while playing the sword? I said loudly.

"Uncle, look at him..." Jiang Yingyu had to ask Uncle Yuanshi for help.

Uncle Yuanshi smiled and said nothing.

If Jiang Yingyu doesn't speak, I will have no opponent. This made me bored and left the living room angrily and returned to my cabin. A man lies sullenly**.

After a while, I heard a knock on the door outside. Then, Uncle Yuanji asked outside, "Haven't you slept yet?"

Then, he pushed the door in without my consent.

Looking at me lying in **, Uncle Yuanji pulled the chair to the bedside with a smile and sat down. He looked at me and asked with concern, "Are you still angry?"

I didn't want to pay attention to him, but I don't think it's good to ignore him. After all, Uncle Yuanshi has pasted his hot face. I said "um" in my mouth and sat up.

"Actually, I understand your mood. For example, I bought a lottery ticket some time ago..." Uncle Yuanshi said to himself.

"Uncle, do you also buy lottery tickets?" Hearing Uncle Yuanji tell his own story, I finally became a little interested.

"The same, the same. Want to make a fortune? Do you want to step into a well-off family? Uncle Yuanji said with a smile, "Guess what?"

"What's wrong? Did you win the special prize?" I said it casually.

"Yes!" Uncle Yuanji looked at me and said.

"Don't make a lot of words, just say something that everyone can understand, right?"

"Later, I found out. The lottery ticket is gone. Uncle Yuanji continued to speak.

"How is that possible?" I sat up in surprise. That's five million, one zero more than mine.

"It's just gone. At that time, it hurt me that I didn't sleep well for several nights? Uncle Yuanji said with a wry smile.

"Did you find it later?" I asked Uncle Yuanji with concern.

"Can you guess?" Looking at me, Uncle Yuanji asked.

"Didn't find it?"

"If I had found it, I would still be here. I would have emigrated long ago?" Uncle Yuanji said angrily.

"You are also really a temperamental person!" Although Uncle Yuanji looks like this, he doesn't want the Taoist priest to look like. But his appearance makes me feel closer.

"Okay, let's not talk about this. Let's talk about something I'll teach you Taoism?" Uncle Yuanshi changed the topic.

I thought about it, but there is nothing to do now. Even if you are angry, you have been born long enough, so you just nodded.

When Uncle Yuanji saw me like this, he said with a serious face, "Do you know why I want to teach you Taoism now?"

I shook my head.

"That's because you have something that is very suitable for Taoism." Uncle Yuanji looked at me and said.

"What is it?" I asked.

"It's just that you don't have enough desires. You seem smart but stupid. The appearance is calm and the heart**, in a popular word, it is sultry. Uncle Yuanshi said with a serious face.

This is the first time I've heard someone talk so much about sultry.

Does sultry have anything to do with Taoism? If it has something to do with it, it's almost related to Taoism if you pull a man on the street.

Because ten men are sultry, and one is Ming Sao.

Uncle Yuanji asked me no matter what I thought in my heart, "Do you know the true meaning of Taoism?"

I shook my head and said this to a person without magic. It's like you ask a woman how it feels to masturbate. If she can tell you, she has just returned from Thailand.

"In fact, the true meaning of Taoism is to be reversed." Uncle Yuanji said something that surprised me even more.

He ignored my surprise, but said, "We all know that heaven and earth are divided into yin and yang. However, Taoism is retrograde, guiding yang for yin and yin for yang. Do you know?"

I was dizzy, and suddenly something flashed out of my mind. I asked in a low voice, "Are you trying to say that there is yang in the yin and yin in the yang?"

"The son can be taught, the child can be taught." Uncle Yuanji looked at me and said with a smile.

Nima, what is this? Sitting by the bed, I almost fell down.

"Actually, the yin and yang are dissolved into chaos. This is the true meaning of Tao. Uncle Yuanji said loudly.

It's dark in front of me, everything is an illusion, everything is an illusion...