Chapter 116 Learning the Tao

The sadness of the loser: I don't have a sister, only paper. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Sun, August 07, 2011

This afternoon, under the profound (harmonious) explanation of Uncle Yuanji, I finally understood that the Taoist art he understood was deception.

At the end, Uncle Yuanji said, "Actually, the so-called mystery of the ultimate Taoism is the 'unity of heaven and man', which is to sense the small universe of this universe with the small universe in the human body."

I nodded dizzyly and was still chewing what Uncle Yuanji said this afternoon. At one moment, it is mysterious and mysterious, and at other moment, it is extremely shallow and looks like an idiot. Good hometown, he pulled from the view of yin and yang in Taoism to Leibniz's binary system and the recent quantum computer. This overwhelming nonsense makes me unable to understand the magic hidden in it now.

I still don't understand when I see it. Uncle Yuanji explained again, "Have you seen Naruto?"

I nodded, didn't understand how to say the mystery of Taoism, and pulled it on Naruto again.

Uncle Yuanji looked at me and made a comparison for me: "It's the 'fairy mode' that Naruto practiced in Miaomu Mountain, now you understand?"

Nima, when is Taoism connected with ninjutsu again?

Seeing that I was still confused, Uncle Yuanji sighed gently and then said, "Actually, we have finished the theoretical class of Taoism this afternoon. This thing is just like the grammar in English. There is nothing.

"Then why do you have to get a seven-seven-49-day course of practice?" Hearing Uncle Yuanji say that he had finished all the theoretical lessons in the afternoon, I asked.

Tuition? Is the tuition fee for one day's class the same as your 49 days' class? Uncle Yuanji replied with a smile.

Nima, isn't this cheating?

At this time, I heard Miao Ruyun shouting in the living room, "It's time for dinner! Will you come out for dinner?"

When I heard Miao Ruyun shouting, I found that the sky had darkened when I was fooled by Uncle Yuanshi.

Uncle Yuanshi stood up and looked at me and said, "This is the end of our theory class? If there is anything you don't understand, you can also ask me?"

As soon as I heard Uncle Yuanshi say this, I immediately asked anxiously, "Do I have to pay the tuition fee?" At the same time, I made up my mind. Damn, if you have to pay the tuition fee, I won't learn anything. Temporary workers are temporary workers. These days, who are who they are, are all fucking temporary workers.

When Uncle Yuanshi heard this question, he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, "It's really vulgar!"

"Do you want to hand it in?" I continued to ask.

"If I say you need to hand it in, do you want to drop out of school again?" Uncle Yuanji did not answer me, but asked me first.

"That's a must." I nodded firmly.

"Forget it. But one thing, can't you charge me the rent? Uncle Yuanji sighed again and began to bargain with me.

I nodded again, stretched out my hand, and put my hand on Uncle Yuanji. He shouted, "It's a deal!"

Anyway, my rent has been almost collected. It's nothing to have Uncle Yuanji's share and not his share. We are not short of money.

Uncle Yuanshi saw that we had reached an agreement and turned his head and left. Before leaving the door, he left a sentence: "The practical part officially begins!"

Looking at Uncle Yuanji going out and sitting by the bed, I don't understand why Uncle Yuanji said such a sentence that made me confused.

Even during the meal, I have been wondering why Uncle Yuan Ji said such a thing. The practical part he just said is a little abrupt.

When we all finished eating, Uncle Yuanji gave the answer.

When I put down the bowl, Uncle Zhuo stared at me with interest and asked, "Shuai, have you found the problem of our dinner tonight?"

When Uncle Yuanshi asked, I scratched my head and looked at the messy table. Finally, I pointed to the fish bone with fish dregs in front of Zhang Dekai's bowl and said, "His tongue is not good, and life is easy to go wrong."

Uncle Yuanji nodded and stared at me with an encouraging look. It means that I want to go on.

I looked at the expectant eyes around me, especially Zhang Dekai explained with incredible eyes, "This tongue, right? In addition to eating and talking, he also cares about life, right?"

As I explained, I was sweating on my forehead. How can I put this? If Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu and I are watching romance movies in the room now, I will patiently explain to them the relationship between men's tongues and harmonious life.

But now, I'm embarrassed to talk to old Cao and others about the harmonious relationship between tongue and life at the dinner table.

However, even if I said it more implicitly, and Uncle Yuanji had understood it, he nodded to me with a smile.

But Jiang Yingyu refused to let go: "Handsome, what's wrong with you today? Are you still hesitant?"

Miao Ruyun pulled Jiang Yingyu over with a smile and bit Jiang Yingyu in the ear. Jiang Yingyu's face turned a little red and stared at me.

At this time, Uncle Yuanshi said loudly, "What the handsome man said is also reasonable. Even if you pass these two levels."

What two levels? What else? Isn't this playing arcade games? I wonder.

"First, Taoist priests need a good observation. Xiao Cao and Xiao Jiang must have learned and heard of it, right? After saying that, Uncle Yuanji looked at Old Cao and Jiang Yingyu.

I felt relieved when I saw that old Cao and Jiang Yingyu nodded cooperatively. Unexpectedly, Uncle Yuanji could reflect these principles in an ordinary dinner.

Uncle Yuanji saw that I didn't doubt any more and then said, "The Taoist priest himself needs a good observation. How do you catch ghosts if you can't even see them clearly? Isn't it?"

After listening to Uncle Yuanji's explanation, I also nodded. You also need a physical examination to be a Taoist priest. I just don't know whether Jiang Yingyu and others should also check their menstrual period.

"Second, Taoist priests need to have a good tongue." Uncle Yuanji said again.

When I heard Uncle Yuanshi mention his tongue, I was also refreshed. What's the matter? Does he still want to explain the topic I haven't finished just now?

"What about the Taoist priest? You should speak clearly. We should often recite spells, right? You recite them, tie them, let the Taoist friends around you think of you, and how can you hang out in the Taoist circle in the future? What should you do with the spiritual officers who are about to attach your knot? Let others only idle in the air, which must make them crash. It affects your credibility among spiritual officials. Who dares to listen to your call in the future? Uncle Yuanji then explained.

I suddenly realized his explanation. There are so many things to pay attention to in feelings and Taoist priests. It seems that not everyone can be a Taoist priest.

After Uncle Yuanji finished saying this, he looked at me again.

I met Uncle Yuan's eyes and didn't know what he was going to say.

"Is there anything else?" Uncle Yuanji asked me again.

When he asked, I looked at the mess of the table again, and finally whispered, "The fish at night is good!"

"What else?" Uncle Yuanshi looked at me with expectant eyes.

"It's going up." I touched my stomach and squeaked my mouth, and added, "It's just that the fish soup is a little letter. Other than that, I really can't see it!"

Hearing me say this, Uncle Yuanji said to Mr. Cao, "Tay it to the handsome man?"

Hearing Uncle Yuanji's words, Mr. Cao was immediately flattered. First, he shook on the stool, then coughed softly, cleared his throat, and then said, "To be a Taoist priest, you still need a good tooth!"

Old Cao said this, which made Uncle Yuanji very satisfied. He smiled admiringly at the old man Cao. After laughing, Uncle Yuanji asked me, "Have you carefully observed how many bowls of rice we have eaten?"

When Uncle Yuanshi asked, I shook my head blankly.

"You can't eat a bowl, and the cat eats less. Less than half a bowl, she just cares about eating fish..." Speaking of this, Uncle Yuanji looked at Miao Ruyun.

Miao Ruyun curled her lips and turned her face aside.

"And what about him," Uncle Yuanshi pointed to Zhang Dekai, "he ate three bowls. Xiao Cao ate two bowls, and even Xiao Jiang ate more than you.

Jiang Yingyu heard Uncle Yuan Ji say that she ate more than me, and she was a little unhappy.

"Do you know why we Taoist priests need good teeth?" Uncle Yuanji continued to ask me.

"Good teeth, good appetite. The body is very good. It's delicious to eat. I whispered. Isn't this the only cure for Blue Sky Six?