Chapter 118 Hundred Ghosts at Night
For women, the sad thing is that men find a mistress. What's more sad is that the third son is not as good as himself in all aspects. Fight with her and lose your share. Say it to your best friend, but you can't breathe. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations
Sun, August 07, 2011
Although Uncle Yuanshi told me that we would go out to catch ghosts at 11 o'clock and let me prepare well. But I didn't pay much attention to his words, but began to chat excitedly on the Internet again.
While chatting, I was still waiting for Miao Ruyun or Jiang Yingyu to ask me to watch a love movie. I'm even ready to say something very pleasant when watching the film together, and I have grasped what kind of words to use to tell them about the physiological relationship between tongues and building a harmonious society.
However, no matter how much I expect, they don't react at all. Later, I couldn't help sending a message to Miao Ruyun. She also asked her if she was interested in watching romance movies together.
And Miao Ruyun ignored my fiery heart and answered coldly, which made me very boring.
It seems that women are born to play with men. When they thought about it, the man immediately stuck it up; when you thought about it, she hid in a distant place and sneered at you, making you scratch your heart, but you had no choice.
In the end, I was so boring that I had to wander around the Internet. I opened a web page boredly, but closed it without looking at it. In the end, I was deeply attracted by some sharing websites.
Just as I was carefully studying the selfless and enthusiastic sharing of others, I heard Uncle Yuanshi break in again.
As soon as he came in and saw that I was carefully thinking about the bloody pictures, he immediately exclaimed, "Handsome, pay attention to saving."
When I saw Uncle Yuanji coming in, I was just about to close these web pages. But he was stopped by Uncle Yuanji. He came over and looked carefully and said, "This is a lie. It's an old photo. It's a new bottle of old wine."
I looked at Uncle Yuanji in surprise. This is too strong. I can now be sure how lonely your previous night was and how fierce your right hand was.
But Uncle Yuanshi didn't look at me, but found a few pictures on the website and analyzed them carefully. Listening to his words and his tone, he is like a master.
Now I have a face to worship Uncle Yuanji. I arched my hand to Uncle Yuanji: "Uncle, I didn't expect that you were still a senior?"
"Men, we should understand each other." Uncle Yuan Ji said lightly. After reading those pictures, he said contemptuously to me, "The level is so low that you have to recharge to get more surprises."
The blow of Uncle Yuanshi made me even more ashamed. However, I couldn't help but be curious. I asked my uncle, "Do you also have an account on this website?"
When Uncle Yuanji heard my words, he couldn't help but look unnatural. He muttered, "No, we are six scenarios. How can you be disturbed by these worldly things?"
"Men should understand each other. Don't worry, I will never say it." I whispered, "You know, I keep these aspects confidential."
When Uncle Yuanji heard what I said, he looked up and looked back with a guilty heart and saw that the door was closed. Then he said to me in a low voice, "Don't say it?"
I nodded firmly.
Then, Uncle Yuanji entered a user name: empty is color. Seeing this username, I couldn't help but feel moved: this name is so appropriate. Only when you are empty can you think of the loneliness of your right hand.
What surprises me more is that Uncle Yuanji is a senior VIP of this website. My mouth opened wide, pointing to the silent uncle pressing on my shoulder and asked, "Uncle, are you too fierce?"
Uncle Yuanji looked at me who was pressed down and smiled mysteriously, "Is this anti-vulgar? If you want to criticize something, you must first have a certain understanding of it.
I despised Uncle Yuanshi in my heart: you are called anti-vuls, and you are a three vulgarity. According to what you said, those who go who go whoring are saving "delind women".
Uncle Yuanji didn't pay attention to what I was thinking, but looked at some things on those websites with relish.
"You, what else are you doing? Uncle, why, why are you..." At this moment, suddenly, an exclamation came from the door.
is Jiang Yingyu.
She couldn't help screaming when she saw me and Uncle Yuanji looking at something with our heads together in the style of Master Chen's works.
Uncle Yuanjie immediately pointed to me without blushing and saying, "It's all handsome men who have caused me to win over and corrupt a person with high awareness. I was just severely criticizing and re-educating him!"
When I heard Uncle Yuan's words, I immediately screamed: "Uncle..."
"Stop talking, I know you want to attract me in this way in order to achieve the shameful purpose of avoiding our collective action tonight. I will make a harsh criticism against you again." Uncle Yuanji said to me with a righteous face.
I feel uneased. Damn, this is your account, okay?
"Handsome, I'm not talking about you. Don't look at these rotten things. Young people, if you want to be vigorous, you have to be like the sun at eight or nine o'clock. Let you do physical exercise, and you will start to push three obstacles. As a result, a person secretly looks at some messy things. Do you think you did something wrong? Do you want to admit your mistake? Now Uncle Yuanshi has firmly stood at the commanding heights of morality.
I lowered my head and followed my eyebrows, just like a primary school student who had just made a mistake into the teacher's office and whispered, "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I promise that I will never dare to do it again today..."
As soon as I finished those words, I immediately reacted and shouted loudly, "No, uncle, we are not like this..."
"It's not like this or something. Let me tell you, handsome, in fact, it is understandable for men to see these things. But you have to divide the occasion and the situation. You can look at it critically and don't indulge in it. Uncle Yuanji began to criticize me again.
"I just look at it critically, and I have always been disgusted with their decaying thoughts. When I saw it, I had been hinting to myself in my heart: Zhang Deshuai, you are a noble person, a pure person, and a person who is out of low-level interests. I opened my mouth quickly.
"Well, now that you know you are wrong. In view of the pertinent tone of your admission of mistakes and the correct attitude of admitting your mistakes, we will no longer hold you accountable. Uncle Yuanji took a long breath and patted me on the shoulder and said. That tone, that tone, is like an old proletarian revolutionary.
"No, uncle. I mean, your account has not been refunded. In the end, I immediately fought back. Shouted loudly.
This time, Uncle Yuanji's face couldn't hang. He stared at me angrily, with a burning flame in his eyes.
At this moment, my heart is finally relieved: let you look at the commanding heights you just occupied, and now you are bald.
At this moment, Miao Ruyun also stood at the door and watched the wonderful performance of Uncle Yuanji and me just now.
When Uncle Yuanji heard me say this, his face turned red and white. My lips trembled, and my men twisted hard on my shoulders.
I was in pain and almost jumped out of my chair. However, I feel very comfortable.
In the end, Uncle Yuanji had to laugh and say, "Handsome, you are really good at it, you are really good at it!"
said that he was going to leave.
I quickly took Uncle Yuanji's hand, who was about to leave, and quietly said to him, "It's okay. Do they often watch romance movies with me?
This time, I wanted to get closer to my relationship with Uncle, but I didn't get a response from him. He just stared at me fiercely.
Now, Uncle Yuanji and I are morally on the same starting line...