Chapter 117 Learning

When did you first watch a romantic film and where did you watch it? The most correct answer should be -1 years old, small black room. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Sun, August 07, 2011

Seeing that I understood something, Uncle Yuanji nodded with satisfaction.

After a while, he said, "You know, Taoist priests are actually a manual work, just like those Internet writers. It doesn't move much, but it definitely belongs to physical work. You can't say a few words and then you are out of breath. Can you be a Taoist priest? If you are asked to catch ghosts, can you grab a mahogany sword like lifting weights?

When Uncle Yuanji said this, I immediately understood. It seems that you still need to exercise before you become a Taoist priest.

"So, we will start with exercising your body later. You should know that in fact, it is beneficial to be a Taoist priest. Being a Taoist priest can prolong your life!" Uncle Yuanji sighed.

"That's not because Taoist priests don't have so much desire and are ascetic." I whispered.

When Uncle Yuanji heard me say this, his eyes stared: "Noh, that's all fooling you. Do you believe that, young people, but it's easy to be fooled? Taoist priests all have a good body. We don't look thin and have pimples.

When Uncle Yuanji said this, I couldn't help looking at Mr. Cao's ** body, which was not bad, with a large abdominal muscles. I thought disdainfully: Is it also called a pimple meat?

Uncle Yuanji watched us chat for so long, stood up and greeted me. I was stunned and didn't understand why he did this and what he wanted to do.

Uncle Yuanji pointed to his feet and said to me, "Why don't you do a hundred push-ups first?"

When I heard Uncle Yuanshi say this, my heart immediately beat. We are studying Taoism. This is not military training. Damn it, Taoist priests all over the country have got military training, and they have to be abrupt by the football team in Beijing.

I smiled and said, "Uncle, didn't we just finish dinner? Eating is not good for exercise. Why don't I exercise my fingers and do some high-intensity training?

"What is that?" Uncle Yuanji frowned and said doubtfully.

"Just talk about penguins! That is very helpful for finger movement and can we learn our traditional language well? I explained to Uncle Yuanji the benefits of talking about QQ.

"Is it just talking about QQ, you also talk about penguins. It's like how literary and artistic you are. If you don't have the height of Si Niang, don't follow other people's ticket evasion. Uncle Yuanji said disdainfully.

"Oc, uncle, I know this, even Si Niang knows it." I listened to Uncle Yuanji's disdain and said in surprise.

"Don't think that the current Taoist priests are all like "Sadness Flowing into a River" and only think about "How much do you know about the flowers in your dreams?" We are also very trendy. Isn't it the same "The reflection of the left hand and the right hand years", still invest in stocks and buy lottery tickets, and finally fall on the edge of love and pain. Speaking of stock lottery, I saw Uncle Yuanji's gloomy face. It seems that he must have been trapped in stocks and remembered the missing lottery ticket.

Uncle's words made me feel a chilling person who has always been self-respecting as a literary youth: it seems that the plan I want to escape has failed.

Life is often like "News Broadcast". You can't escape by changing your station casually.

So, I had to roll up my sleeves and do push-ups on the ground honestly. In fact, people like me have always liked to make push-ups into a decomposition action. Sit on push-ups today and think about them tomorrow.

When the gloomy on Uncle's face gradually subsided, he looked at me on the ground and doing push-ups - just the kind of buttocks and arms.

Looking at my action, Uncle Yuanji frowned. Then he kicked me and shouted, "Be civilized!"

After this pain, I immediately stopped and looked up and retorted, "Didn't you ask me to do push-ups? Am I doing it honestly now? What else do you want?"

Hearing what I said, Uncle Yuanji waved his hand with a wry smile.

As soon as I saw him wave his hand, I immediately clapped my hands happily and stood up as if I had been pardoned. I asked Uncle Yuanji, "Is there anything else?" If not, I will do other sports?"

Uncle Yuanji shook his head.

I rushed back to the house immediately. Nowadays, surfing the Internet is the absolute truth.

Just as I was tapping the keyboard, I heard a knock on the door. It's the ghostly silent uncle again.

I didn't show much enthusiasm for his arrival. Because his arrival is definitely not a good thing.

For a guy who often brings bad news, people usually don't give him a good look.

Uncle Yuanji didn't look a little embarrassed because of my unenthusiasm, and I don't know whether he was relieved or because of the topic he talked about on the top of Mount Hua. Instead, he sat by my bed like an old acquaintance and watched me busy tapping violently on the keyboard.

After a while, Uncle Yuanji greeted behind his back and said, "Are you busy?"

I nodded and gave him a response, but my eyes were always staring at the screen and motionless.

"Why do I ask you to exercise but you don't exercise?" Uncle Yuanji seemed to ask himself behind his back.

I was a little embarrassed by his question. After all, Uncle Yuanji is so enthusiastic to help me, but I am not self-motivated at all.

Isn't this a hot face sticking to the cold buttocks?

I removed my hand from the keyboard and twisted it and said to Uncle Yuanshi, "Uncle, it's not that I don't want to exercise. Instead, we should also take it step by step, right?

Uncle Yuanji nodded and looked at me with great interest: "Go on!"

"Look. You have to do things step by step, right? Love can't be achieved in a day, and a god can't be popular in a book. Do you think I'm right? Hearing Uncle Yuanji's encouragement, I continued to talk nonsense.

Uncle Yuan Ji listened to my nonsense and didn't mean to stop me at all. Instead, he looked at me with an encouraging look and asked me to continue.

Looking at Uncle Yuan's eyes, I immediately became energetic. I turned my whole body around and made a face-to-face with him.

I said earnestly, "Uncle, I think your way to exercise is good. However, I don't think this method is suitable for me to pay attention to gradual progress. You see, you asked me to do a hundred push-ups as soon as you came up. For people like me who are under sub-health all day long, you just beat me to death and do 20 or 30.

Uncle Yuanshi didn't say anything and looked at me with a smile.

I know that my words did not impress him. After a short pause, I continued, "Look, I think we should do this. I want to exercise the flexibility of my fingers first to exorcise evil spirits in the future, or lay a solid foundation for the sword dance of a peach sword. In this way, we won't be ashamed of you in the future, will we?

Uncle Yuanji nodded.

"I also thought that I would exercise my flexible fingers first, and then exercise my tongue. Didn't you say that we Taoist priests need flexible tongues? In this way, we can get a good reputation in the spiritual officer. Are you right?" I stared at Uncle Yuanji tightly.

"How do you want to exercise?" Uncle Yuanji looked at me with a smile and asked.

"I think, let's go to KTV and sing karaoke, which can exercise our tongue very well." I replied with a serious face.

This time, Uncle Yuanshi did not say anything, but began to meditate.

Seeing that Uncle Yuanshi didn't say anything, I turned around and tapped on the keyboard.

After a while, I heard Uncle Yuanji say behind his back, "At eleven o'clock in the evening, we will go out to catch ghosts."

After saying that, he stood up and went out without waiting for me to answer.

Eleven p.m.? Catch ghosts?

Looking at the figure of Uncle Yuanjie, I thought about the meaning of what he just said.

I shouted at his back, "Do I have to go to work tomorrow?"

However, there was no response...

This time, I don't know what else Uncle Yuanshi will think of. However, it still sounds very interesting...