Chapter 134 Under the Spinal Leaf
I always thought that finding a good man would get the whole world, and finally I found that I only got a bed. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations
Rain on Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Everyone agreed that they would look at the sleeping prince Jue lying on the ground together.
At this moment, the prince Jue muttered in his dream: "Little Hong, don't be naughty. I'm exhausted. What, red rope? When I use the 'law of fighting' to control you..." Then, I heard the prince Jue begin to say some ** (harmonious) words in his mouth again, and from time to time some low smiles.
When Xuanye heard Gongzi Jue's words, he immediately blushed and turned red. She turned her head aside and stopped looking at the prince Jue, who was eating and laughing on the ground. Zhuge Shentong and Uncle Yuanshi heard the words of the prince Jue, and they also looked envious. They stretched out their ears and didn't want to let go of every word of the prince Jue.
Although I can't move, Gongzi Jue's words can't help but remind me of Xuanye's title - "massage jade" when introducing Gongzi Jue. It is estimated that the prince Jue went to a massage parlor with ambiguous lights in his dream to promote his great righteousness. In this way, Gong Zi Jue's nightlife is quite rich. Thinking about my "one table, one chair, one pomegranate, one person alone" every night, which makes me sigh...
While I was thinking nonsense, a burst of shout suddenly jumped out of the prince Jue's mouth. Then, new nouns emerged from his mouth, such as "turtle (harmony) head" (note: this "ghost (harmony) head" is not an organ of the human body, but a name for the male master in the brothel in ancient times), "big teapot" and so on. Next, there was another scolding. Of course, they were all the unique plausible ancient sayings of the prince Jue.
Xuanye couldn't help but be a little annoyed when he heard this messy scolding. She went up and kicked the prince Jue. Although the prince Jue was sleeping, he seemed to be aware that Xuanye was going to kick him. As soon as Xuanye's feet arrived, he saw his clothes bulging...
Xuanye didn't expect that the prince Jue had such a reaction in his sleep. With this kick, I couldn't help frowning. It seems that her foot just now not only did not remind the prince Jue, but she suffered a loss. And the prince Jue still scolded all this as if he didn't know it.
"Haoran righteousness!" Zhuge Shenbang blurted out when he saw Xuanye's boredom.
The Xuanye, who had suffered a loss just now, became even more angry. She quickly used the elimination technique in the method of Ghost Valley and kicked the prince Jue again.
This time, Gong Zi Jue's great righteousness did not play a great role. As soon as a bag of his clothes bulged, they spread out. Therefore, the toes of Xuanye had a close contact with the prince Jue.
As soon as the prince ate the pain, his body jumped up straight. Although he was kicked up by Xuanye from his sleep, he obviously did not fully wake up. Because the prince Jue couldn't help but be stunned when he saw the spiral leaves standing in front of him angrily. But he said in astonishment, "Xiaohong, why don't you take the Qi B short skirt I gave you?"
The prince Jue looked at the silent uncle who was smiling on the side again, and he was even more stunned. He couldn't help saying angrily, "The turtle (harmonious) head is rude. Don't you know that I live at night instead of eating flowers and wine? Cover the door quickly and go away!"
Prince Jue was even more surprised when he saw Zhuge God Stick again. He shook his head repeatedly and said, "How familiar is this big teapot? Is it strange? Is it strange?
Sir Yu's words made everyone laugh. Zhuge Shenstick suppressed his smile and said to the prince Jue, "Don't be weird anymore. However, Yuyu, your nightlife is very rich, which makes us envious!"
Hearing Zhuge Shenbang's slightly sarcastic words, the prince's face turned slightly red. After a while, he muttered, "How can I be involved in Zhangtai (another saying of the brothel)? But for the sake of entertainment?"
"It's understandable and understandable. Men, because they are tired, come to knock on the back. Zhuge Shenbang hurriedly agreed.
When Zhuge Shenbang said this, the prince Jue looked at Zhuge Shenbang with a smile. The two stopped talking, and they felt quite sorry for each other.
Xuanye saw that the prince Jue had woken up and turned around, and then he came forward and said to the prince Jue, "Since you are awake, shall we start?"
"Yes, but also!" Prince Jue nodded hurriedly.
Then, Xuanye told her plan again. After listening to Xuanye's words, the prince Jue looked at Xuanye and did not say anything.
Xuan Ye was very unaccustomed to it under the gaze of Prince Jue and asked, "What's wrong? Yuyu, do you have anything to add?
"Didn't I mean it?" The prince Jue began to talk about his specious words again, which made people feel uncomfortable.
"Talk about people!" Xuanye frowned and said.
When Gongzi Jue heard Xuanye's words, he retorted, "You wait for Xiaoxiao, how can you know my ambition?"
"We really didn't hear your Honghu, but we heard what you said!" Uncle Yuanji finally plugged in.
"What do you mean?" The prince Jue took a look at Uncle Yuanshi.
"You are the modern version of Kong Yiji!" Uncle Yuanji finished speaking and laughed.
Prince Jue was not angry when he heard the sarcastic words of Uncle Yuan Ji. Instead, he continued, "You Cao, really listen to the bell ringing for the children of the temple."
Since Gongzi Jue doesn't think that his words are beyond the understanding of ordinary people, and he doesn't want to change, everyone has to give up the idea of letting him change his human words.
Xuan Ye went on the side and then asked the prince Jue, "That's not what you just said, so what do you mean?"
"You and Zhangtai Xiaohong are quite similar. However, you don't wear a short skirt. Prince Jue said what he meant.
Hearing that the prince Jue compared himself with the daughter of the wind and dust in his dream, Xuanye immediately became angry. As soon as I was about to attack, I heard the prince Jue say, "I don't despise you, but tell the truth?"
Under the seemingly but real words that people don't know what he means, Xuanye is left that he can't even be angry. Xuanye had to pay attention to the words of the prince Jue, but said, "Since you have no objection, shall we start?"
"Yes, but also!" The prince nodded and said again. He completely ignored what others said when they heard her, with an expression of crying and laughing.
Although Gong Zijue's words sounded funny, he acted without ambiguity and fully understood the meaning of Xuanye.
Originally, Zhang Dekai and I sat cross-legged face to face. And now, it has become me, Zhang Dekai and the prince Jue sitting together. Prince Jue sat with his left hand to Zhang Dekai's left hand and my right hand to my right hand, sandwiched between me and Zhang Dekai.
As soon as the prince Jue finished it, Zhuge God Stick also sat cross-legged behind Zhang Dekai and put his palms on Zhang Dekai's back.
Seeing that everyone was ready, Xuan Ye nodded to Uncle Yuanshi. Uncle Yuanji took out a charm and read the awakening spell in his mouth: "Open the heavenly court and make people live. Three souls and seven souls, come back to their senses. Destroy ghosts but demons, come to thousands of spirits. Rise too much and merge with Japan. Three souls are on the left, and seven souls are on the right. Listen to God's orders and be ominous. Go quickly and have a good life. It's as urgent as the law."
After reading the spell, Uncle Yuanshi put the charm on my spine. As soon as his charm was pasted down, I immediately felt like boiling in my head. The hustle and hustle of the sound in his head immediately rolled up, and they scrambled to bubble in their heads one by one. Before the sound fell, the sound rose again. This time, I felt as if a wooden stick stirred my brain vigorously in my head, stirring happily, but my head was so painful that I couldn't help pumping, and even the muscles on my face couldn't help pumping up, which was very ferocious.
As soon as Uncle Yuan's charm was pasted, Xuan Ye immediately started. She extended my head to my arm and clicked all the way. However, what is different from the last time this time is that the spinning leaf only points on my left body. Every time she touched me, I felt a needle-like pain from where her fingers touched me. The pain was very sharp, but it disappeared in an instant. Then, it was a kind of unobstructed, as if a blocked pipe had been opened, giving people an indescribable sense of pleasure.
At this time, I heard the Zhuge magic stick hidden behind Zhang Dekai shouting. Immediately, a suction came from my left hand. The resentment boiling in my head immediately ran along the passage that Xuanye had just opened for me, without any stagnation... However, where this resentment passed, it brought a chill, making me feel like I was in ice and snow, not on this hot summer day...
This time, this resentment just stopped at the palm of my left hand. I heard a few loud voices on my back. It turned out that Uncle Yuanshi pasted a few charms on my back. With each of his charms, I felt a sense of war tremor from behind, as if there were indescribable horses rushing, making the earth tremble. Almost at the same time, the spinning leaf made a few more clicks in my left palm. Every time she clicks, she seems to be urging the unmoving resentment to act immediately...
At this moment, an extremely strong suction came from Zhang Dekai's right hand. It turned out that Zhuge Shenbang immediately realized that Xuanye was busy in the palm of my hand at this time. Although they are cooperating for the first time, there seems to be a natural tacit understanding between them.
Under this push forward suction, the resentment in my body was released from my left hand...
As soon as I left my left hand and entered Zhang Dekai's body, I saw Zhang Dekai's body trembling. This kind of tremor is very small at the beginning, and you can only feel the slight but existing trembling with him. This tremor became bigger and bigger, and later, my hand and Zhang Dekai's hand could hardly be connected...
At this time, Xuan Ye immediately moved behind Zhang Dekai and slapped Zhang Dekai on the back. Every time she patted, Zhang Dekai's body trembled violently, but after he finished shaking, his body trembled less than at the beginning. After the Xuan Ye patted, Xuan Ye's face turned red, and even his chest kept undulating. It seems that Xuanye took a lot of effort to be so busy just now.
However, with the efforts of Xuanye, Zhang Dekai's body finally stabilized. Although it is still shaking, it is no longer so obvious.
At this time, I heard a sound of reciting from Gong Zi Jue. What he read was not a Buddhist scripture or a spell, but Yue Fei's Manjianghong: "Angry and rushed to the crown, relying on the railing, Xiaoxiao rain rested. ......”
However, Gong Zijue's recitation is not that kind of connection, but word by word. Although it was a word, the prince still thought about it, and still wanted to maintain Yue Wumu's heroic spirit, and still wanted to maintain the magnificent righteousness full of heaven and earth.
Soon, I found that the recitation of Gong Zi Jue did not come from his throat, but as if it came from his whole body. Because every time he spit out a word, his body shakes, and every time his body shakes, a warm current overflows from his right hand. Every warm current, connected together, forms Yue Wumu's kind of impassionence.
Later, I felt that my throat was like a bone in my throat. Finally, as the prince Jue also recited aloud: "... lengthen the car and break through the lack of Helan Mountain. He was ambitious to eat the flesh of Hu, laughing and drinking Xiongnu blood. ......”
When I say a word, there is an indescribable refreshment in my body. Even if the resentment remains in his head, he can't help trembling and speeding up the pace of catharsis...
The originally boiling head gradually calmed down with Yue Fei's Manjianghong. At this time, a young man appeared in my mind, holding a wine glass in his hand and singing against the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. In the song, there are feelings about the dilapidated rivers and mountains, but more of them are the heroism of life. Why don't the man take Wu hook and collect the heroic feelings of "50 states in Guanshan" swelled violently in my body.
After reading Yue Fei's "Manjianghong" and then began to recite Wen Tianxiang's "Zero Dingyang": "After hard work, there will be a lot of hardships, and the stars will fall around you. ......”
I also recited aloud with the prince Jue: "The mountains and rivers are broken and the wind is fluttering, and the life is full of ups and downs. ......”
This time, another scene appeared in my mind. In a stormy ocean, a young man was on the boat. Even in the face of the waves that were almost at the balance, he was fearless, but added a sense of righteousness.
Now, I understand why they say that "after the cliff and mountain war, there is no China anymore"; now, I understand why Ba Ziman's necklined and why they say "Since ancient times, there are many brave men"; now, I understand that the so-called soldiers are just because their bodies are full of that magnificent righteousness.
............
It took me a long time to calm down. As soon as I calmed down, I immediately felt my mouth dry. It turned out that just now, I followed Mr. Jue from Yue Fei's "Man Jianghong" to Wen Tianxiang's "Over Zero Dingyang" and then to Su Dongpo's "Jiang Chengzi"...
This poem after another made me feel like smoke in my voice. But I know clearly that the resentment in my body has disappeared, and now in my body, it has been replaced by the kind of righteousness that has been resolved by the prince.
At this time, when you look at everyone, they are all sweaty. Obviously, the action just now was not easy.
What's more strange is that even Zhang Dekai, who is sitting next to him, keeps sweating. The sweat looked very strange. Because at this time, Zhang Dekai is a corpse of the middle yin. He is lifeless. How can he sweat?
I couldn't help but be suspicious when I looked at Zhang Dekai, who was still sweating.
And Xuanye immediately became excited when he saw the sweat on Zhang Dekai's body. She hurriedly asked Uncle Yuanji, "Are there any empty bottles at home?"
And Uncle Yuanji was obviously puzzled by Xuanye's question. He couldn't help asking, "What do you want to do with an empty bottle?"
The spinning leaf pointed to the sweat on Zhang Dekai's body.
I replied in a hoarse voice, "No!"
Hearing my answer, Xuan Ye couldn't help showing some loss on his face. However, she immediately urged and asked, "Is there a bottle? Is it okay if it's not empty?"
"Let's go to the toilet." I replied hoarsely.
As soon as my voice fell, the spinning leaf flashed and disappeared from the room.
Not long after, when Xuanye came back, I couldn't help but feel cold when I saw the bottle in her hand. Because Xuanye was holding AnnaSui's perfume bottle that Miao Ruyun had just bought. If Miao Ruyun knows this, she must find Xuanye to work hard.
As soon as Xuanye came back, he pointed to Zhang Dekai and said to Zhuge Shenstick, "Take him off?"
Zhuge Shengu took a look at Xuanye with an unclear face and didn't know what Xuanye was going to do. He won't take off Zhang Dekai's clothes in front of us.
When Xuanye saw that Zhuge Shenstick did not act, he urged on the side, "Hurry up!"
"How can I look at the man** so hard and wait for me to undress you?" The prince on the side interrupted.
Xuanye ignored the words of Prince Jue, but urged Zhuge Shenstick to take off Zhang Dekai's clothes.
But Zhuge God Stick pinched it and didn't say anything.
Xuanye saw that Zhuge Shenstick did not do anything, but went up to the front three times and pulled out Zhang Dekai's clothes. Then, she completely ignored the eyes of the people around her and began to sweat from Zhang Dekai's body with Miao Ruyun's perfume bottle.
After Xuanye took all the sweat on Zhang Dekai's body, he handed the bottle to my mouth and ordered, "Shout, don't drink too much!"
I looked at the bottle and thought about Zhang Dekai's sweat in the bottle. This time, I won't open my mouth anyway.
Xuanye saw that I did not open my mouth, but reached out and pinched my nose. As soon as I opened my mouth, she carefully poured Dekai's sweat into my mouth. Before I wanted to spit out the sweat, Xuanye closed my mouth tightly again. She ordered me, "Don't spit!"
It is also strange to say that Zhang Dekai's sweat does not have a trace of bitterness, but a cold and sweet feeling, like nectar. This makes me very strange.
After Xuanye saw my suspicious feeling, he asked me, "Do you have any questions?"
I nodded quickly. If it hadn't been for the spinning leaf still holding my mouth tightly, I would have asked.
Then, Xuanye asked leisurely, "Have you ever been strange? No matter how hot the weather is, he won't sweat.
The question of Xuanye suddenly reminded me of the usual bit by bit. Yes, it's strange to say that no matter how we are, no matter how noisy we are, we have never seen Zhang Dekai sweating.
Then Xuan Ye continued: "Because he is the corpse of the middle yin, this kind of corpse will not sweat. His sweat has all kinds of wonderful feelings. Although it can't cure all diseases, it is a rare treasure in martial arts. Let's put it this way, if you can make him sweat. It won't take long for you to immigrate to open a Taobao store.
After listening to Xuanye's words, we couldn't help but be surprised. Unexpectedly, Zhang Dekai, who doesn't look very eye-catching, is such a precious thing.
And I, out of the merchant's instinct, suddenly thought that this was a huge business opportunity. So, I hurriedly pointed to Zhang Dekai and asked Xuanye, "How can he sweat?"
Spin Ye shook his head and looked at me blankly. Finally, she said, "There was a way to make him sweat, and it is also recorded in ancient books."
"What method!" I immediately got excited.
"I don't know. When that method was written in that book, I wrote a sentence: 'The method is too long, but the paper is not enough. Hundreds of words are omitted below'." Speaking of this, Xuanye spread his hands and said helplessly.
When I heard Xuanye say this, I immediately felt black in front of my eyes. This Nima, just like watching 3D Titanic, finally waited until Rose was about to take off her clothes, but you pinched this bone. Do you know that we have been waiting for 15 years, but we are not here for the 3D iceberg.
It seems that my dream of immigration has been shattered because of the hundreds of words omitted. This makes me very worried...