Chapter 135 Archaeological Association 1
The easiest words for losers to hear are "you are a good person" and "hehe". - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Rain on Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Although the news of the spinning leaf made me very lost, it is like you traveled through the past and found ** lying a beautiful woman with wide clothes, and you traveled through the past to invent paper. It's a pity to only look at the treasure, but it's a pity, but it's helpless.
However, after a while, I was also relieved. After all, the more you want to get, the more God often likes to joke with you. For example, I always like Mr. Cang standing in front of me, but when she climbs out of my monitor, I definitely think it's Sadako, not Mr. Cang.
Zhuge Shenstick Gongzi Jue and others heard Xuan Ye say that Zhang Dekai's sweat had such a wonderful function, and couldn't help staring at the AnnaSui perfume bottle in Xuanye's hand with envy. The bottle is very small and has not been filled in the first place. In addition, it was poured to me just now, and now there is less sweat in the bottle.
Xuanye finally sighed and said leisurely, "Since we have all encountered this opportunity, let's each get a little."
As soon as Gongzi Jue heard Xuan Ye say this, he immediately jumped up excitedly and said happily, "So good, so good!" Only in this way can we say 'Don't forget each other'!"
Hearing such awkward words, Xuan Ye frowned and finally said, "If you don't speak human words, I won't give you a drink?"
"I mean, a harmonious society, you and I will build together." Only then did the prince Jue change his words.
When the prince Jue changed his words, Zhuge Shenbang couldn't help saying, "It's one of breaking eight words with the oil price."
"How can you..." Prince Jue quickly retorted.
"All right, all right. Just a harmonious society, which is better than the half-incomprehensible old saying just now. When Xuanye heard that the prince Jue was anxious, he began his specious book bag again and said quickly.
At this time, I heard the door being knocked open. It turned out that old Cao, who had been lying at the door, heard that Xuan Ye was going to share Zhang Dekai's sweat, immediately ignored any etiquette and rushed up. As soon as Cao came in, he hurriedly said, "Sister Xuanye, this is what you said. Those who see it have a share!"
Xuan Ye just wanted to say something, so he had no choice but to nod.
And saw the four guys staring at the perfume bottle in Xuanye's hand, and then looked at the small perfume bottle in Xuanye's hand. How to divide this is a big problem. If you ask everyone to take a sip of the bottle and don't drink more, there will be only one result: there will be more and more water in the bottle. Why is there so much? I won't talk about it. It's disgusting.) After all, not everyone will carry forward the spirit of Lei Feng.
Looking at Xuan Ye, who was a little uncertain, I made an idea for Xuan Ye: "Just ask each of them to stretch out their hands and pour a little in each person's hand."
When Xuan Ye heard my idea, he immediately nodded. For the current situation, my idea is quite feasible.
So, the spinning leaves carefully dripped a few drops in the hands of each of the four of them. But these few times made Xuanye very distressed. Because in this way, each person dropped a few drops, and half of them disappeared from the bottle.
Before Mr. Cao began to drink, he heard Uncle Yuanji shout majestically, "Xiao Cao!"
Old Cao looked up at Uncle Yuanji and didn't understand why Uncle Yuanshi wanted to call him at this time.
"Do you know the truth of 'one day as a teacher, lifelong father'?" Uncle Yuanji said again.
As soon as Uncle Yuanji said this, I would understand what Uncle Yuanji would say next. Sure enough, Uncle Yuanshi then said to old Cao, "Since there is such a good liquid, should you learn 'disquitoes are full of blood and deer breasts'?"
When Old Cao heard this, he pretended to be blank: "What do you mean?"
"Kong Rong let the pear know?" Uncle Yuanji continued.
Old Cao shook his head. This time, Uncle Yuanshi said nothing more, but stretched out his hand, held old Cao's palm to his mouth, and then turned his wrist over. Old Cao almost cried out.
Old Cao looked at the sweat in his hand being drunk clean by Uncle Yuanshi, and began to beg the whirl leaf again: "Sister Yezi, can you give me more?"
Xuanye ignored Old Cao's plea, but turned his head to one side. After all, Xuanye was very distressed by those who had just been divided.
When Old Cao saw that Xuanye did not want to give it to him again, he was cruel and rushed to Zhang Dekai, who was still sitting cross-legged on the ground. Old Cao lay on Zhang Dekai's body, stretched out his tongue and licked it up and down.
Old Cao's move disgusted our group of people. I felt something in my stomach and began to pour out...
When old Cao finished licking, he put out his tongue and licked it endlessly. Only then did I have a few hiccups with satisfaction. His hiccup made me want to spit it out immediately. I said indignantly: Damn it, old man Cao, can't help but be so disgusting?
When the farce over there was almost over, Xuan Ye came over and checked me. After she finished the examination, she said with satisfaction, "It's almost done!"
Actually, without the examination of rotating leaves, I felt that I was extremely energetic for the first time. In the body, there is a breath constantly sling around, like a tired mouse. I have never had such a spirit. I don't feel that I am a person who has been in a coma for two days, but like a guy who has just had a big meal.
Xuanye still checked me carefully, and then asked me, "Are you not sick? Don't you get sick and take two steps?
Looking at Xuanye's encouraging eyes, as a man, how can I make her look down on me? As soon as I tried, I stood up. I just wanted to take two steps and a few more chic sheep jumps. However, because I sat on my knees on the ground for a long time, my total extensor muscle was a little paralyzed, and I pressed the unexpected spiral leaf under my body...
Looking at the two pink and tender lips in front of me, I only have one idea in my mind: ** they, possess them. Then, my lips came up little by little. Those two lips are getting closer and closer to me...
Just as my lips were about to touch that lip, a sharp pain immediately came from my head. This kind of pain is indescribable, just like the pain of a motor directly inserted into my head and immediately discharge. I immediately turned over and got up and squatted down with my head in my arms.
Because it can suddenly stop me at this time. There is only one guy, and that guy is Mu Hong, who is ubiquitous and insidious and always bad for me. At this time, Mu Hong began to laugh again. Humph, Zhang Deshuai, listen to me. Xuanye is mine. You don't want to touch her. Do you understand people's words?)
Xuanye stood up, patted the dust on his body, and looked at me disdainfully. In fact, sometimes, some men and beasts can catch up with their girlfriends more than perfect self-control. Xuanye saw me and said coldly, "Being able to stand up shows that my body is okay; I also know how to come up shows that I am mentally normal. I'm also worried that if he has any sequelae, will he become a master who will also squat and pee in the future? Overall, we have created a miracle."
When I easily recovered from the indescribable pain, Uncle Yuanshi proposed on the side, "Well, everyone has worked hard today. Shall we go out for dinner later?"
In the face of the invitation of Uncle Yuanjie, Zhuge Shenbang, a person who often hangs around in the business circle, left and agreed. At the beginning, the prince Jue still looked embarrassed, but he wanted to make some ideas. As soon as Uncle Yuanji saw the appearance of the prince Jue, he immediately whispered, "Everyone is tired again. After dinner, do we still have a recreational program?" When Uncle Yuanji said these words, he kept staring at the prince Jue.
Although Gong Zi Jue's words are a little uncomfortable, he even sometimes wants to stick 42 size shoes to his 38 size face, but his IQ is absolutely fine. So he suddenly heard what would be in the entertainment program in Uncle Yuanshi's mouth, which should let him go to those relaxing places to explain his magnificent righteousness. Therefore, the prince Jue had to agree.
Xuanye saw that Zhuge Shenbang and Gongzi Jue had agreed. Although he still wanted to refuse, he couldn't resist the persuasion of us and finally had to agree.
Wait for everyone to agree, Uncle Yuanji looked at me with a smile: "Do you want to do your best as a landlord tonight?"
There is no need to say that Uncle Yuanji knows that the money for my meal tonight will definitely be settled. Thinking of this, I picked up the phone, notified Miao Ruyun and Jiang Yingyu, and told them that I would host them at night. Anyway, it has been said to treat, so let the storm be more violent.
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Just as a few of us were waiting for the "pig pen hot pot" in Nanshan, Gong Zijue received a phone call. When he answered the phone, his face couldn't help but become heavy.
"What's going on?" Seeing that the prince Jue's face became solemn, Uncle Yuanji hurriedly asked.
"It's him!" The prince said a brainless word.
"Who?" Prince Jue's brainless words made us ask questions immediately.
"It's okay, it's okay." The prince muttered, "An acquaintance's ear."
Although the prince Jue said it was okay, his solemn face said that there must be something wrong with it. I couldn't help thinking that maybe the prince Jue met a woman. And he just thought he was a passer-by of the woman, but the woman thought he was her end. Therefore, the woman wants to catch up with the prince Jue's theory. This kind of bloody plot immediately appeared in my head.
Of course, this kind of dog-blooded plot will not appear in front of Gong Zi Jue. What's more, there will be no more bloody plot: When the prince Jue found a woman he fell in love with, he found out that the woman was actually his sister who had been separated for many years. ( If you want to curse someone harder, you won't find out until they get up.)
Zhuge Shenbang reacted first, and he whispered a name in Gong Zi Jue's ear. This made the prince Jue immediately alert: "What do you know?"
"What the hell is going on?" Seeing the mysteriousness of Zhuge God Stick and Prince Jue, the Xuanye who came through at the same time couldn't help asking.
The problem of spiral leaves also makes us very strange. Yes, what the hell is going on?
Mr. Jue did not say it immediately, but slowly read a poem: "The small building listens to the spring rain overnight, and the deep alley sells apricot flowers in the Ming Dynasty."
As soon as the prince Jue's poem was out, Xuan Ye's face couldn't help changing: "Is it him?"
Mr. Jue nodded first and then asked, "Do you know?"
The spinning leaf also nodded.
Looking at the three of them as if they were playing a riddle, we were even more surprised and didn't know what was going on. However, I vaguely know that that poem should refer to a person or a mysterious organization. Are these people going to be 73? Thinking of this, I couldn't help sweating all over my back.
If this Nima is targeted by them, give me a Morning/Call in the middle of the night. I guess my family won't know why I don't have it in my life. Now, the more I think about it, the more afraid I am.
At this time, Uncle Yuanji asked, "What does it mean to listen to the spring rain in the small building overnight and sell apricot flowers in the deep alley and sell apricot flowers in the Ming Dynasty"? Shall we stop playing riddles? Since you have helped us, we should also be polite, right?
At the beginning, Xuanye didn't want to say much. But after our group of talkative discussions, and even I didn't hesitate to let them pay the bill in the end, so they said it. ( In fact, I really want them not to say it so that they can pay the bill. Poor, God doesn't do what I want.)
It turns out that "the small building listens to the spring rain overnight, and the deep alley sells apricot flowers in the Ming Dynasty" refers to a person, a guy named Xiaolou listens to the rain. In fact, this guy is not terrible. At most, he is half a catty with Zhuge Shenbang, but what is terrible is the organization behind Xiaolou Tingyu.
Hearing this, I couldn't help asking, "What organization?"
Mr. Jue was stunned before saying, "Archaeology Association of the Chinese Academy of Sciences!"
"What?!" Hearing what the prince said, the mountain city beer I had just drunk suddenly sprayed out. Archaeological Association, this name is official. There are many such associations, such as the Traditional Chinese Medicine Association and the Red Plus Association.
Then, Gongzi Jue closed his eyes and slowly said something more surprising to me. I have also been listed in the meantime.
Zhuge Shenbang nodded on the side and said, "Me too. I used to stay in it for a while."
"Do you know archaeology?" Hearing that Zhuge God Stick was also one of them, I asked again.
"Temporary worker!" The prince said sadly, "It's really 'unbearable to look back on the past'!"
When I heard that Gong Zi Jue and Zhuge Shenbang are both members of the archaeological association, I can't help thinking that there must be some tricks in this association, otherwise why should I hire people like them to do things? Seeing the spiral leaves on the side, I asked again, "You're not also from that association, are you?"
Xuanye shook his head and replied, "I know that association. I have seen that small building when I heard the rain, and I have also had a relationship with him. Don't you think he has anything extraordinary? In terms of martial arts, that's what he looks like. What's wrong with you?
"You don't know anything." The prince said quietly on the side.
"What?" The curiosity of the spiral leaves has also been mobilized.
The prince Jue just began to speak.
It turned out that Gong Zi Jue and Zhuge Shenbang were both temporary workers of that association and were assigned by that association to engage in an extremely secret activity. Not only that, the association was not always worried about them, and also sent a regular worker to monitor them. This regular worker was Xiaolou Tingyu.
"What's wrong with this? What's there to make a fuss about?" Uncle Yuanji interrupted on the side.
"Yes, that small building doesn't listen to the rain, but it's more fierce. The formal workers are all like this. Don't you need to pay attention to him? Let him dance the monologue, right?" The spinning leaf scalded his belly and persuaded him.
"Do you know? Isn't that the guy Xiaolou Tingyu want to take us back? Zhuge Shenstick said worriedly on the side.
"Who is that?" Xuanye asked in a hurry.
"Fold wings!" The prince slowly spit out his personal name.