Chapter 136 Archaeological Association 2

For the same festival, Westerners see the festival, and we see the day. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Rain on Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The guy called Folding Wings came out of Gongzi Jue's mouth, which is extremely strange to us. After all, there will be no intersection between a guy like me who is raised by gutter oil and gets sick and licks leather shoes, and the president of that kind of association.

I couldn't help looking at Uncle and said that he would know the president of the Archaeological Association. Uncle Yuanshi, who had just burned a duck intestines, saw me looking at him. He couldn't help but be stunned, and even the chopsticks with duck intestines stopped in midair. Uncle Yuanji looked at me and asked, "Handsome, what's wrong? Do you want to eat? Can you tell your uncle if you want to eat? If you are hungry, uncle will burn you duck intestines, ah!" After saying that, Uncle Yuanji stretched out the obviously old duck intestine into my bowl.

I can't refuse the kindness of Uncle Yuanji. While trying to chew the duck intestine that can't be chewed because it is hot and old, I vaguely asked Uncle Yuanji, "Uncle, do you know that broken wing?"

Hearing my question, Uncle Yuanshi sighed and put down his chopsticks. When he put down his chopsticks, we immediately focused all our attention on him and waited for him to speak.

Uncle Yuanji pointed his hand to Miao Ruyun: "Bring me the vinegar pot?" Then, he saw that our attention was focused on him and was stunned: "What do you think I do? I'll take the vinegar pot. Let me tell you, it's good to be jealous. You know, there is no synthetic vinegar in the human body, and what about vinegar..."

Then, Uncle Yuanshi delivered a speech on vinegar and the physiological health of the human body. When Uncle Yuanji finished speaking easily, I asked again, "Uncle, do you know the president of the broken wings?"

Uncle Yuan Ji thought about it first, and then nodded gently: "Yes, I have a relationship with him."

When my uncle said this, I couldn't help but get excited and asked, "Can you tell us about him?"

"That was still at a meeting of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference," said Uncle Yuanji. "At that time, I was sitting in the front, and he sat in the back row of me, that's all. You know, sometimes the furthest distance in the world is when I sit behind you and can only look at you quietly!"

"Uncle, are you talking about Director Zhang and who? They are having two meetings, okay? Besides, the person's full name is the furthest distance in the world, not on different sides of the sky, but you look at the Prime Minister in front and I look at you in the back. If you don't believe it, you can go to Baidu?" Jiang Yingyu interrupted on the side.

"It's the same, it's all the same. We also have a meeting. I don't have Hermes or my goddaughter. Is it embarrassing to have two meetings? Speaking of this, Uncle Yuanji's face was a little gloomy.

"All right, all right. Let's not talk about these annoying things?" I played the whole audience on the side, "Uncle, you don't have a daughter-in-law. But you can find Sun Wukong. At that time, you can sew him the 13 tiger leather skirt..."

"All the way! When is it? Are you still poor together? Xuanye couldn't get used to the way we often attack each other together and knocked on the bowl to stop it.

When Xuanye saw us calm down, he asked Zhuge Shentang, "What's going on?" Aren't you also employees of the Archaeological Association?

"The same work and the same reward!" The prince replied.

"What do you mean, talking about people?" Zhang Dekai asked in a frenze on the side. I was angry when I saw Zhang Dekai. You said that you are a big treasure, and you won't develop it. You are sweating. You are sweating. Let's get a green card together. I will go to the United States store to buy some electric heaters tomorrow, and I will make you sweat all over.

"It's not that equal work is not paid differently." Zhuge Shenbang took over the words on the side, "You know the temporary worker. You work, and you take the blame. What's more hateful is that the treatment is different. Let's talk about last year's Spring Festival. The official year-end bonus is tens of thousands, and our year-end bonus may be five million.

"Five million, that's a lot!" Hearing Zhuge Shenbang's downplay of five million, I couldn't help opening my mouth wide.

"What? We are one welfare lottery!" Zhuge Shenbang lowered his head and said pitifully.

"Nima!" We almost said it with one voice, including the spiral leaves.

"All right, all right. Let's not talk about that. Let's go." Zhuge Shenbang put the end of the beer in his hand, "Let's all die together!"

In the crisp collision between the wine glasses, I understood. Why are there so many temporary workers in our unit? This Nima is a natural victim?

After the beer was down, Zhuge Shenbang's face obviously softened a lot. He cleared his throat and then continued, "Actually, is there a purpose for us to come to Beiqiu City this time?"

When Zhuge Shenbang said this, I suddenly remembered the last time I was shameless to help. What he said when he was possessed by those 815 factions. There is a baby with a comeback from the dead.

I held the glass, stood up and looked at Zhuge God Stick: "Brother Zhuge Dao, are you here for the resurrending baby you mentioned last time?"

When Zhuge Shenbang heard me say which baby came back to life, his face suddenly turned pale. Zhuge Shenbang collapsed on the chair and quietly asked me, "How much do you know about which baby?"

I thought that my previous sentence was a fraud. If he said that he didn't know, there would be nothing to say, and I was surprised by his current reaction. Because generally speaking, people like him who have seen the world will not be moved by our little fraud. And now that Zhuge Shenkull reacts so violently, there is only one possibility. The baby he said is so important that he dares not touch it in his heart. Therefore, under my little fraud, Zhuge Shenbang will have such a big reaction.

Not only did Zhuge Shenbang have such a big reaction, but even Jue, who was eating quail eggs, reacted violently. He was stuck by a swallowing quail egg, and his face turned red. First, he coughed violently, but did not get better. There was nothing he could do. The prince put down his chopsticks, carried his magnificent righteousness, and forced the quail egg out.

I heard a "wh" sound, and a bright and round thing spewed out of the prince's mouth like a white practice. The quail egg was vividly nailed into the wall under the deep internal force of the prince Jue.

I was stunned by the hand of the prince Jue. Who said that Chinese kung fu is useless? Just now, the hand of the prince Jue showed that the practitioner can eat fish at ease. If he is stuck by the fish bone, as long as he works hard and doesn't even need vinegar, he can eliminate the disaster. This move is simply cool.

As soon as the prince Jue forced out the quail eggs, he hurriedly questioned Zhuge Shengu: "Why did the bureauxus leak secrets like this?"

Zhuge Shenstick cried and ignored the words of Prince Jue. It is likely that he didn't understand. After all, if you haven't been in the pretentious world for a few years, you can't understand this ancient saying invented by Gongzi Jue. Instead, Zhuge Shenstick continued to ask me eagerly, "What on earth do you know about the whole thing?"

"I knew you mentioned the baby who came back to life and the red sun lying in Beijing." I touched my head and replied in a stunned manner. However, at the same time, a kind of excitement rose in my heart. Because I'm really curious about what the resurregnent thing mentioned by Zhuge Shenbang is.

After listening to what I said, Zhuge Shenbang was obviously relieved. He knows, but I don't know anything. The reason why Zhuge Shenstick was like that just now was that he was out of control in a violent shock.

And now, Zhuge God Stick has completely recovered from the shock. First, he glanced at our group of people and suddenly asked an endless question: "Do you have a house?"

Everyone shook their heads first and didn't understand why Zhuge Shenbang suddenly asked this question.

Next, Zhuge Shenbang asked a more strange question: "Don't you want to help you solve the housing problem during the holiday?"

The problem of Zhuge Shenbang shocked everyone on our side. Because the two questions he asked have completely different from the questions I just mentioned. However, everyone still nodded. In addition to the silent uncle, there were also Xuan Ye and Gong Zi Jue who came through.

"If the country helps you solve the housing problem, but only on the premise of restricting your personal freedom, do you still want to do it?" Zhuge Shenbang smiled and then asked us.

It goes without saying that we all shook our heads.

Seeing our reaction, Zhuge Shenbang was very satisfied. He said to us firmly, "Then you'd better not know?"

"You mean, if we know about this, we will get 73?" I asked cautiously. It's terrible to ask Zhuge Shenstick in a cold sweat on his back.

Zhuge God Stick looked at me coldly and said slowly, "It's much more serious than 73!"

After listening to Zhuge Shenbang's words, I suddenly didn't have the courage to ask any more questions. Although curiosity kills cats, I still like the latter in the face of curiosity and life. After all, for people like me who have eaten the periodic table, I am still waiting to find an unknown element from my body, which is not in vain to contribute to the chemical industry.

"What kind of baby is that?" At this time, Miao Ruyun asked with great interest.

I forgot, and it was said that curiosity killed the cat. There is really a cat in our group, although she now exists in human form. But Miao Ruyun's curiosity is the most among us. Therefore, although Zhuge Shenbang wanted to stop our curiosity through this kind of intimidation, his intimidation aroused Miao Ruyun's curiosity more and more.

"Do you really want to know?" The spiral leaf, which hasn't spoken much, came in.

I was also surprised by Xuanye's words. She has long known what kind of treasure it is. However, soon, I realized. After all, she and Zhuge Shenbang and Gongzi Jue all came through time. This is their story, and she didn't know it was strange.

Miao Ruyun nodded. I wanted to stop Miao Ruyun, but in the end I was defeated by my curiosity. After all, this baby is too big for my **. In a word, "It's enough to die in the morning and evening."

Xuan Ye looked at Zhuge Shenbang. Although Zhuge Shenstick's face was very solemn, he did not mean to stop Xuanye.

When Xuanye saw that Zhuge Shenbang did not mean to stop him, he said, "Actually, that treasure is a magic weapon, and we don't know what that magic weapon looks like."

This answer of the spiral leaf makes us very disappointed. It turns out that Zhuge God Stick has been lifting our appetite. What kind of archaeological association is it, and what is the punishment more powerful than 73? As a result, you don't know what that thing is. This is not a big deal or something.

"Then you say that it is a magic weapon for rebirth, isn't that nonsense? Just like a loser, he said to a goddess who had just refused his confession: 'I didn't make her pregnant.' I retorted.

Hearing what I said, Zhuge Shenbang suddenly stood up. He scared me at this stop. Zhuge Shenbang stared at me and said, "Do you think this is funny?"

"Yes. Isn't that funny? Just like a country, it wanted to get a rocket out, but it turned out to be a flying monkey. Do you think it's funny?" After saying that, I laughed first.

Zhuge Shenbang was not annoyed by my smile. Instead, he stared at me and said slowly, "You don't understand our traditional things at all?"

The shanging look of Zhuge Shenbang made me a little unhappy. So I retorted, "I am a Taoist priest myself. How can I not understand tradition?"

"Actually, the thing of coming back to life is groundless." Zhuge Shenbang said to himself.

"The wind is empty? That's not a shadowless thing." Hearing Zhuge Shenbang say this, I sneered.

"Handsome, your Chinese teacher teaches physical education, right?" The silent uncle on the side suddenly said.

"What's wrong?" Uncle Yuanji's words made me a little confused, "That's what the newspaper said on TV. That's right. The empty wind refers to catching the wind and catching shadows, which is used to spread this kind of rumors.

"There is a certain basis for this kind of thing. Now the world is really going down. It's sad and sad. Uncle Yuanji shook his head on the side and sighed, "What do newspapers teach us now? How can you bear to use indiscriminate vocabulary, make up fake news, reverse black and white, and confuse the public?

After the silent uncle sighed, Zhuge Shenbang said, "Let me tell you a story first. That is, Hua Tuo saw a team at the funeral one day..."

Before Zhuge Shengu said down, I interrupted him: "I know this." I already knew this story. At that time, when Hua Tuo saw a few drops of blood dripping from the coffin, he thought that the guy inside was not dead. Later, Hua Tuo went down with a needle, and that guy not only did not die, but also gave birth to a big fat boy.

Zhuge Shentong saw my understanding expression and said with a smile, "Do you know how Hua Tuo treats Cao Cao's migraine?"

"He said that opening Cao Cao's head with an axe could cure Cao Cao's migraine. Is it all in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? I looked at the smiling Zhuge God Stick and didn't understand why he asked.

"You know, this story is not only recorded in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but also in Chen Shou's Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which has always pursued facts. Do you know this?" Zhuge Shenstick continued to stare at me and smile.

I shook my head. Regarding the history of the Three Kingdoms, I only know Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Who will read it? Yi Zhongtian's left-hand Romance of the Three Kingdoms and right-hand Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which was very happy.

"Do you think it would be possible to have a craniotomy under the circumstances at that time?" Zhuge Shenbang continued to ask me.

Zhuge Shenbang's question stopped me. Yes, not to mention that I went to have a craniotomy with an axe at that time. Even now, craniotomy is very risky.

Zhuge Shenbang looked at my confusion and began to ask again, "Then why did Hua Tuo dare to guarantee that he could cure Cao Cao's migraine?" Even under the conditions at that time, Hua Tuo dared to guarantee it?

I don't know, I really don't know. Under such simple conditions at that time, I can imagine the risks of such a complex operation as craniotomy. Despite such a big risk, Hua Tuo can swear. Then there are only two results: first, he is a charlatan; second, Hua Tuo can really guarantee that Cao Cao will not die in his hands.

"Then what do you think is the reason?" I asked Zhuge Shenstick uncertainly.

"It's not to save the fuck, but to fuck the ear." The prince replied on the side.

I understood Gongzi Jue's answer at once. Not only did I understand, Cao Cao also understood at that time, so Hua Tuo was killed by Cao Cao.

"Not bad." Zhuge Shenbang continued on the side, "Hua Tuo is not to treat Cao Cao, but to kill Cao Cao."

"I know this." I'm very angry. You said your feelings for a long time just to make up the number of words.

"It's not over yet." Zhuge Shenstick began to say again.

"Can you finish speaking at once? If you don't finish speaking, will I be pissed off by you?" I said impatiently.

Hua Tuo wants to kill Cao Cao and resurrect him. In this way, Cao Cao's migraine will be cured!" Zhuge Shenstick said leisurely.

"You mean that Hua Tuo asked Cao to join Brother Chun's teaching. Resurrection in full place. How is this possible? Not waiting for me, Jiang Yingyu exclaimed on the side first.

"That's almost what it means." Zhuge Shentong smiled and said, "It's just that Hua Tuo said too horrible, and Cao Cao is suspicious. That's why he was killed by Cao Cao.

After a pause, Zhuge Shenbang continued to ask, "Do you know why Hua Tuo's medical book has not been handed down?"

The bold guess of Zhuge Shenbang made me buzz in my head. This news is so shocking. This news is no less popular for me than Tokyo in an island country. It turns out that the ancient saying of rebirth really exists. Therefore, I can't answer Zhuge Shenbang's question at all.

Zhuge Shenkong was stunned when he saw me and began to answer himself: "Isn't there anything smart about Hua Tuo's medical book? The most recorded are some common problems, and he uses this method of rebirth for those difficult and miscellaneous diseases.