Taoist growth diary

Chapter 143 Xiaolou Listening to the Rain 4

A man hugged his girlfriend who was dying of dysmenorrhea. He said shyly, "I'm really useless. I still want you to come to my aunt!" - Zhang Deshuai's micro novel

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

When Zhuge Shenstick saw that all of us had joined his camp, he immediately felt better.

Zhuge God Stick took a look at everyone present and said first, "Next, let's start talking about this magic weapon?"

Zhuge Shenbang's words suddenly aroused our curiosity. Although we are not willing to participate, this magic weapon that can bring us back to life has always attracted us.

My heart began to come alive again: If I had this magic weapon, I guess I could make a lot of money. At that time, I will also open a Taobao store: Dear, do you want to retaliate against your opponent? Can I help you resurrect his mother-in-law? It is estimated that it won't take long for me to emigrate.

However, my beautiful imagination did not last long, because Zhuge Shenbang began his speech.

"This magic weapon, whose origin is unknown, is rumored to come from the Chiyou era." Zhuge Shenbang's words captured our curiosity.

Seeing our vision, Zhuge Shenbang is very satisfied. He nodded with a smile and began to say, "This is just a legend, but it is not attached by later generations, and it is unknown."

At this time, Uncle Yuanji raised a question on the side: "Then why is it in Beiqiu City?" You know, even in Chiyou's era, Chiyou is not from Beiqiu City?

"Good question!" Zhuge Shenbang suddenly patted his thigh and said loudly, "This will mention that this magic weapon really appears in the record. ......”

"Don't talk about it. Hurry up and say it, okay?" Zhang Dekai urged on the side, "We haven't eaten yet?" Are you full of feelings?

Zhuge Shenbang looked at Zhang Dekai and then said, "Everyone knows the List of Gods, right?"

I don't understand how Zhuge God Stick suddenly got involved in the "List of Gods". However, I still liked watching it when I was a child. I nodded and said, "I know, there is also the fox Daji and Jiang Ziya in it!"

Zhuge Shenbang nodded to me again. He paused before saying, "Of course, we are not talking about the List of Gods!"

Hearing Zhuge Shenbang's words, I scolded in my heart: Damn it, you said it for a long time. The feelings were just teasing us. It's really full that I don't know how hungry people are, and losers don't know that the fungus is black.

Zhuge Shengu didn't pay attention to my voice, but continued: "What we want to mention is the King of Wu's attack on Zhou, and this is the history* in the List of Gods."

I nodded. However, I still urged Zhuge Shenstick: "What do you want to say, can't you finish it all at once? No matter how much we are, we are all 'starving to death before we start, and we are laughed at when we get to the underworld'!"

At my urging, Zhuge God Stick began to say again: "Of course, there is no help from Nezha and these immortals recorded in history. However, there are still some people who have to mention it.

"Who is it?" Uncle Yuanji heard the most critical place on the side and asked.

"Ba people!" Zhuge Shenbang spit out a word from his mouth.

"Ba people? What kind of person is that?" When I heard the Ba people, I muttered in my heart.

"The Ba people were from Beiqiu City at that time. However, I am not from Beiqiu City now. Of course, it's not the kind of national famous person in your province. Uncle Yuanji answered for me on the side.

"I'm not from Beiqiu City. I'm an immigrant here. Besides, didn't you gamble before you became a Taoist priest, and you are still a senior user of a famous website? I opened my mouth and retorted. Damn, it's always a regional attack. Is it so fun?

"You are also not!" Uncle Yuanji retorted angrily when he heard me talking about him again.

"Okay, okay, you can't stop for a while. I'm in class here. Don't disturb my interest as a teacher. If I hadn't been fired, I would have been a member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference now. Zhuge God Stick said dimly.

When Zhuge Shengu shouted, we immediately calmed down.

"Where did I just say?" As soon as we calmed down, Zhuge Shenbang asked.

"I was fired. By the way, how did you get fired? Are you flirting with students? The current teachers are really good and bad, which makes people feel uneasy? Zhang Dekai replied on the side.

"Can we not talk about that? It's true that the pot can't be opened. You can lift that pot!" Zhuge Shenbang said with a blush.

"It seems to be true." Miao Ruyun saw Zhuge Shenbang's reaction and said. Finally, she looked at Zhuge Shenstick contemptuously: "If I had known, I would have chosen a small building to listen to the rain. Although I don't like her, at least she doesn't flirt with schoolgirls?

"We are Taoist priests, and there are no female students among Taoist priests?" Zhuge God Stick became angry.

"Is that flirting with male students? Unexpectedly, after being a Taoist priest for a long time, even your sexual orientation has changed!" Zhang Dekai chattered again on the side.

"Shut up!" This time, Zhuge Shenstick and Uncle Yuanshi said at the same time. Zhang Dekai saw that both of them were angry, so he had to stop talking obediently.

"Where did I just say?" Although Zhang Dekai stopped talking, Zhuge Shenbang also completely forgot what he had just said.

" flirting with male students." Miao Ruyun replied on the side.

This return made Zhuge Shenbang blush. He didn't say anything.

"Ba people? King Wu attacked Zhou and the Ba people?" Old Cao, who has always been a good student, warned on the side.

"Oh, that's right, that's right." Zhuge Shenbang patted his head, "Do you know why King Wu used Ba people to fight against Zhou?"

"Find foreign aid!" Zhang Dekai interrupted again, "This is like our football. If you don't play well, you won't be allowed to find foreign aid. How can this develop?

Zhuge Shenstick nodded and said, "That's right, and it's not all right."

"What's going on?" This time, Old Cao echoed on the side. Such a student is similar to being praised, which is very liked by teachers.

"Actually, at that time, King Wu of Zhou found Ba people, and there was another reason?" Zhuge Shenbang said loudly. After saying that, he also looked at Old Cao and probably asked Old Cao to cooperate with him. But this time, Old Cao did not cooperate, which made Zhuge Shenstick a little embarrassed.

However, Zhuge Shenbang still said, "That has something to do with this magic weapon!"

Finally, I heard Zhuge Shenstick pulling on the magic weapon for a long time, which cheered us up. Because the magic weapon is connected to the rise and fall of the country, we can't help but listen.

"Do you think you can win the battle of Muye with only the 70,000 troops of Zhou against the 700,000 troops of King Zhou?" Zhuge Shenbang looked at us with interest and asked.

I shook my head. Although there are many battles in history that win more with less, those battles must be based on the strategy of * to win. And 70,000 and 700,000, if you open the fight, you can imagine. What's more, King Zhou's army is easy to work.

"According to records, at that time, Zhou put the Ba people at the forefront. Why is this? Also, why did King Zhou's army defeat as soon as the war began? Zhuge Shenbang asked two questions in a row.

I couldn't help thinking about these two questions. Yes, according to the records, the army of Shang was actually very good at war at that time, because they had suppressed the reactionary armed forces of several vassal states in a row. And why did they collapse at a touch in the battle of Muye?

According to records, a very strange phenomenon occurred at that time, that is, 'Day after day'. In today's words, it's dawn twice. And just after the day after the day, King Zhou's army was immediately defeated. Why is this?" Zhuge Shenbang asked again.

"Sun eclipse. Beiqiu City has existed before. Zhang Dekai answered first on the side, "At that time, people were very superstitious. When they saw the solar eclipse, they said they didn't know how to be an old man?"

"Then why is King Wu's army not in chaos?" Zhuge God Stick asked again.

Zhang Dekai didn't know how to answer Zhuge Shenbang's question. However, Zhang Dekai still muttered, "Because King Wu represents justice, that is, Athena in Saint Seator."

But I definitely don't believe Zhang Dekai's answer. With the question of Zhuge Shenstick, I gradually seemed to be a little confused.

"You mean, you mean..." Miao Ruyun on the side also reacted.

"Yes, that's because Ba Xinchun. They resurrected immediately after their death in battle. Zhuge Shenstick raised his voice and said.

Zhuge Shenkong said that a scene appeared in front of me: when King Zhou's army put on a position, shot his feet, and looked at the dust smoke running towards them from afar. King Zhou in front of the army smiled.

Because he fully knew that the other party only had 70,000 people. But on his side, it is 700,000. You can imagine what the result will be with your toes. In front of 700,000 people, 70,000 people can only turn into powder.

However, a strange music suddenly came from the camp over there, which made King Zhou's army a little **. But these ** soon calmed down...

Soon, some people rushed out of the dust and smoke. These guys, all rushed forward with their upper bodies and roaring one by one.

Looking at these defenseless guys, King Zhou began to laugh again. He waved his hand and ordered the front army to advance to meet the rushing Ba people...

As a result, the winner was quickly divided. The Ba man was immediately hacked and killed in front of King Zhou.

Before King Zhou ordered the army to advance, an unexpected thing suddenly happened...