Chapter 144 Xiaolou Listening to the Rain 5

The excuse of the cheater: I'm rolling in other people's ** not to get a good comment in your **. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Just as King Zhou thought he had won, the sun suddenly darkened. When he looked up, he saw a huge dark shadow swallowing the golden black in the sky little by little.

This sudden vision made Yin Shang's army stop the pursuit. The fighting that filled the battlefield immediately calmed down. All the people on the battlefield were looking up at the sky and watching the sun being swallowed up by something little by little...

When that thing spit out the golden crow that had been swallowed into his stomach again, King Zhou's face suddenly became frightened...

Because the Ba warriors who were almost killed under the impact of the Shang Dynasty army chariots slowly got up from the ground...

Everyone couldn't believe their eyes. Even if they charged the front of the Shang Dynasty, they just stared at a pair of incredible eyes and looked at the Palestinian sergeants who had just been cut to the ground and had lost their breath. They slowly got up from the ground...

The sergeants of the Shang Dynasty wanted to move, but they were so rustling that they couldn't move. They looked at the guys with their upper bodies and made a "huh" call. This "hull" sound seems to come from hell. They watched the barbarians raise the knife in their hands and slash at themselves...

What they saw again was that their bodies stood in place. A column of blood spewed out from the cavity, and the blood column formed a gorgeous brilliance under their overlooking...

Those Ba warriors who climbed up from the ground did not stop. Before the first soldier who had been cut off his head fell down, they called for the next soldier who was still standing still...

Immediately, a one-sided situation formed on the battlefield. The Shang Dynasty sergeants, who were still heroes, were like lambs tied to trees at this moment. They gave up struggling and waited for the sickle that seemed to be coming from hell to harvest souls...

Finally, I don't know who shouted first, threw the Ge in his hand on the ground, turned around and ran back. This shout immediately infected the standing former soldiers of the Shang Dynasty. Even the royals who had crossed the chariot of the Palestinian army at the beginning thought that the chariot was inflexible and abandoned the car and rushed back. The whole front of the former army of the Shang Dynasty collapsed...

Although King Zhou ordered his men to ruthlessly kill the soldiers who retreated from the front line. But more deserters are still swarming, and strict military discipline can no longer stop this retreat.

Soon, this retreat extended from the former army. The fear of the Ba people has been imprinted in the eyes of every sergeant. The military heart of the whole Shang Dynasty of 700,000 troops collapsed after that day after another day. At this time, not only the former army was fleeing back, but also the Chinese army and even the rear army began to flee...

First, individual sergeants slipped away quietly and immediately became a small group. In the end, it was the whole phalanx that began to escape. There is only one thought in everyone's mind, which is to stay away from this group of visitors from hell.

Seeing that the front line of the Shang Dynasty's army was still shaking, Jiang Ziya, who was looking at the front affectionately, showed a smile on his face. He quickly moved forward and gave instructions to attack.

Although the number of the army of the Shang Dynasty is ten times that of the Zhou Dynasty, the current army is that everyone is running for their lives. They only hate their parents for having short legs. Who still wants to resist the charge of the Zhou army?

Next, there is only the outdated struggle of the chariot pressing on the body, the dull sound of the spear piercing the human body, and the excited shouts of the murderer...

As soon as I recover from the imagination just now, I will understand that if I really think of what Zhuge Shenkong said, it will be useless for Kong Ming to travel through the past and Bai Qi to lead the army.

As soon as I recovered, I quickly asked Zhuge Shenstick, "What you said is just a little tired of thinking about which magic weapon is there or not, and who is accurate."

Zhuge Shenstick smiled at me and said that there was no connection with my question: "According to the Hanshu? Lvlizhi records: 'The Yellow Emperor made Linglun from the west of Daxia, the yin of Kunlun, and took bamboo from the valley of the stream. Born with an empty orifice, thick and thin, break two sections and blow it, thinking that it is the palace of the yellow bell. Twelve tubes are made to respond to the sound of the phoenix.

"What is this?" I don't know why Zhuge Shenbang's inexplicable words.

"Are you talking about the law management?" Uncle Yuanshi first reacted.

Zhuge Shenbang nodded.

"What is the law management?" I quietly asked Uncle Yuanji. At the same time, I'm still thinking that this is the first time I've heard this, but I'm proficient in masturbating.

And Uncle Yuanji ignored my question, but asked Zhuge Shenstick: "The law is the standard of ancient rhythm. How can it be related to the magic weapon of resurrection?"

Zhuge Shenbang looked at us first and then said, "Do you want to hear a legal story?"

Zhuge Shenbang asked this question, and we know that what he is definitely talking about is not about legal management, but has something to do with the magic weapon he mentioned that can be resurricious. Now that we have reached this point, we don't want to listen, okay?

"Zou Yan, do you know?" Zhuge God Stick began to ask us questions again.

Before I shook my head, I heard Uncle Yuanji say, "Are you talking about the founder of the Yin and Yang family in the ninth stream?"

Zhuge Shenbang nodded with a smile before saying, "Zou Yan not only created the 'Yin and Yang Five De'. In fact, he has another thing, which is not very popular.

"What's the matter?" Old Cao asked cooperatively again.

Zhuge Shenbang nodded to Mr. Cao with a smile. It seemed that he was very satisfied with people like Mr. Cao listening to the class.

Zhuge God stick paused for a moment, and then said, "Actually, when Zou Yan arrived in the State of Yan, King Yan Zhao was 'supporting the comet'. As soon as Zou Yan entered Yan, other princes looked side by side.

"What does this have to do with the blowjob you just mentioned? Can't you just finish it quickly? I'm still hungry?" Zhang Dekai urged on the side.

The Zhuge God Stick, who was talking about the rise, was a little dissatisfied due to Zhang Dekai's interruption. He looked at Zhang Dekai and said, "Zou Yan came to Yan and was mainly focused on production, which is equivalent to the current Minister of Agriculture."

"What happened later?" Old Cao interrupted again at this time.

And Zhuge Shenbang was not annoyed by the intervention of the old man Cao. He still looked at the old man Cao with satisfaction and nodded with a smile.

Looking at the performance of Zhuge God Stick, I couldn't help but mention Old Cao's ** and faintly worried. I'm afraid that if Zhuge God Stick rises for a while, he will also give Mr. Cao a "Return **". Then I guess old man Cao is going to be angry.

However, fortunately, Zhuge God Stick did not rise for a while. He continued: "At that time, Zou Yan came to a valley, which was 'beautiful and cold'. That is to say, the valley looks good, but it doesn't grow. Later, Zou Yan stayed there and blew and blew at the valley every day. After blowing for a while, the valley grew a banker.

"Isn't that a little ridiculous?" After listening to the story of Zhuge Shengu, I couldn't help exclaiming, "If Zou Yan lived until now and I invited him to Taklamakan, we wouldn't need family planning at all. This Nima, blows and blows there every day, and you can grow a banker. Oh, by the way, if he blows to Sister Feng, can he make Sister Feng become Teacher Cang?

"I can't guarantee this. However, I think he should brag to Si Niang. Maybe Si Niang will be embarrassed to evade tickets in the future. Zhuge Shenstick replied gloomyly on the side.

"Uh-huh!" I nodded and agreed with Zhuge Shenbang's suggestion. Si Niang, don't always grow up. Let's grow up.

"Actually, there are still many records of blowing tubes. Among them, Beijing Fang is recorded in Li Kang's Unique Records. By the way, do you know Jingfang?" Zhuge Shenbang began to ask us again.

"I know Beijing house, isn't it a house in Beijing? Where the house price is expensive? A friend of mine lived in Beijing and finally bought a suite in Yanjiao. As a result, guess what, the mobile phone shows 'Welcome to Hebei Mobile'. Do you want to talk nonsense?" Zhang Dekai answered first on the side. After saying that, he laughed heartlessly first.

However, we are not interested in Zhang Dekai's jokes. Because, even I know, Beijing housing is definitely not the house price in Beijing. Not to mention the housing prices in Beijing, even in Beiqiu, I can't afford to buy a house. If you can't afford a house, you can't marry a wife.

"What do you mean by Beijing, a Yi scholar in the Western Han Dynasty?" Uncle Yuanshi replied.

Zhuge Shenbang nodded: "Yes, it's this Beijing house!"

"Just say it quickly. I've been asking you to talk for a long time. I don't think you should be a Taoist priest. You should talk about books. Listening to Zhuge Shenstick talking so procrastinating, I was impatient and hurriedly urged.

"How do you say that?" Zhuge Shenbang couldn't help asking back.

"Look at you, you always talk about the key. One thing, can you get involved with him for a few days? If you don't talk about the storytelling, is it really thanks to your talkative mouth? I explained.

Zhuge Shenstick nodded and smiled at me, "Xiao Zhang, I can consider your proposal. Well, when I retire, I will really consider talking about Shandong storytelling.

"Don't, don't. Don't mess around in the literary circle?" Miao Ruyun reminded on the side.

"Why is this?" Zhuge Shenban couldn't help but wonder.

"The literary and artistic circle is too chaotic. If you don't offer yourself a few times, you can't say hello inside? Miao Ruyun said quickly.

"Okay, okay. Don't talk about it. Speaking of Beijing Fang, why did you get involved in the literary and art circle again? Aren't Tingfeng and Bai Zhi getting back together now? I'm busy for the road.

As soon as we said this, we all began to discuss the relationship between Ting Feng and Bai Zhi again. This time, it completely missed.

Zhuge Shenstick finally stopped our discussion before he began to say, "According to the records of Unique Zhi: Baizhi must have more money and work!"

"Go!" I shouted below, "Why don't we discuss Ting Feng and Bai Zhi?" Or, plus Guan Xi, let's have a big fight between the Three Kingdoms! Anyway, everyone is more willing to listen to this discussion. No gossip, no life!"

Zhuge God Stick shook his hand and said to us, "You always like to take me into the ditch. If it goes on like this, does this diary have to drown the reader?

"It's okay, it's okay! Anyway, no one looks at it!" Zhang Dekai interrupted on the side.

I stared at Zhang Dekai fiercely. Damn, no one dares to see you like this. Besides, if you say so again, I have to go to Muhong to sue you for your troubles and let you meet Yao Jiaxin when you go out tomorrow.

"All right, all right. Who the hell will talk about Ting Feng and Bai Zhi? Finally, Zhuge God Stick patted his thigh and shouted.

We saw that Zhuge Shenbang was really anxious this time. Because he patted his thighs red...

(PS: Later, it suddenly occurred to me that the army of the Shang Dynasty should not have a chariot. The above thing about the abandonment of the army of the Shang Dynasty should be a mistake. Because in the Book of Songs? Da Ya? It is mentioned in Daming: "The journey of Yin Shang will be like a forest." When it comes to King Wu's army, he said, "The sandalwood car is magnificent, Peng Peng." Therefore, the Yin and Shang army did not have a chariot. However, Mu Hong did not carefully study this. I hope you don't study it carefully.)