Chapter 145 Xiaolou Listening to the Rain 6

Men's words are not credible in two cases: one is before going to bed, and the other is after going to bed. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Seeing Zhuge Shenstick's thighs so hard, we are embarrassed to say anything more.

After seeing us calm down, Zhuge Shenstick said, "According to Duyizhi, Jingfang's surname is Li, and his surname was changed to Jing because he was good at blowing law management. Later, Jingfang was convicted and abandoned for blowing the law.

"What is the abandonment of the market?" Zhang Dekai, who was unlearned and incompetent, interrupted on the side and asked.

"It's just to 'clap' your head and put your body on the street. It seems that Dong Zhuo has received this kind of treatment. I replied on the side.

Hearing my explanation, Zhang Dekai couldn't help touching his neck.

However, I also asked Zhuge Shenbang: "How could he be convicted for blowing the law? Is it that he is asked to sing red songs instead of singing?

Hearing my question, Zhuge Shenku couldn't help laughing. After he finished laughing, he explained to me, "Don't you really think he doesn't sing red songs?"

"I know it's definitely not because of the red song. In those years, where were the red songs? Then why did you say that? I asked Zhuge Shenbang again.

This time, Zhuge Shenbang did not answer me, but looked at Uncle Yuanji and said with a smile, "Then why don't you ask Uncle Yuanji to explain to you?"

Uncle Yuanji heard Zhuge Shengu's words, coughed twice before saying, and then said, "If I guess correctly, the function of Jingfang is similar to that of Zou Yan. I know how to use that magic weapon. But he doesn't listen to the government, don't you think? After saying that, Uncle Yuanshi looked at Zhuge Shenbang.

Zhuge Shenstick nodded and said, "Uncle Yuanji is really worthy of being Uncle Yuanshi. It's really a guess. In fact, the story behind history is almost like this.

After listening to Zhuge Shenbang's explanation, I couldn't help but panic: "What do you think if we find the magic weapon you mentioned?"

"Destroy it!" Zhuge Shenbang gritted his teeth and said firmly. Under the light, Zhuge Shenstick's face looked extremely ferocious.

"Isn't it a little bad here?" I'm still thinking about my dream of immigration.

"If you have such a thing in your hand and it is known by the highest level. Who can be good to them? In case your head twitched that day and ran to Tiananmen Square in Beijing to wake up the great man from it. The great man came out and said for sure that if you go down, I think I can work for a few more years. What do you want the current leadership to do? Retirement, a little early; if you don't retire, I don't know where to put it?" Uncle Yuanji kindly reminded me on the side.

"It's not impossible for him to come out. At least we are not afraid that the jumping clown named Philippines will make a scene in the South China Sea? I replied dissatisfiedly.

"Just save your mind. A mosquito, noisy for a long time, sucks its belly blood at most. You slap it to death and let it flutter there. Do you think a person can pee all over Kunming Lake? Uncle Yuanji came to a conclusion on the side.

I nodded when I heard Uncle Yuanji's words. That's right, now let you, the jumping clown, toss around there. You said this is yours and that is yours. Finally, we are unhappy and let you become ours. With thousands of your army, I have urban management who dares to stab the sky. Send urban management in several cities. At that time, you know how strong our combat effectiveness is.

"Do you think that law tube can really bring people back to life?" Uncle Yuanji asked quietly on the side. It seems that Uncle Yuanji is still a little unclear about the law tube mentioned by Zhuge Shenbang.

Listening to Uncle Yuanshi's words, I thought to myself: I don't know if the law can come back to life, but I know that masturbation can make people want to die.

The problem of Uncle Yuan's death is also a problem that we are concerned about. Everyone looked eagerly at Zhuge Shenbang, waiting for his answer.

Zhuge Shenbang stared at him for a few seconds before he said loudly, "You know what we often call 'five tone incomplete'. So, do you know what the five tones are?

I shook my head to show that I didn't know. Anyway, it should not be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... That's 7, okay?

"Palace, Shang, Horn, Hui, Feather!" Uncle Yuanji held his fingers and said it one by one.

Zhuge Shenbang nodded, looked at us and asked, "Everyone said, did Uncle Yuanji's answer right just now?"

Zhuge Shenbang wanted to liven up our atmosphere, but his move was of no use to us. We all look at me and I look at you. I don't know what to say. Zhuge Shenstick really thinks he is a teacher.

Zhuge Shenbang saw that we didn't talk, so he coughed gently twice to cover up his embarrassment. After a while, he said, "Actually, our five tones correspond to our five elements."

Then, Zhuge God Stick explained it to us.

The five-tone palace merchant horn Huiyu corresponds to our five elements respectively. The corresponding relationship is that the uterus corresponds to the earth, corresponding to the spleen; Shang to gold, corresponding to the lungs; the angle to the wood, corresponding to the liver; the emblem to the fire, corresponding to the heart; feather to the water, and the kidney response. Because the five tones are against the five elements, we often feel relaxed and happy when listening to songs, and only when we work more energetic. This is also the reason why Guan Zhong made the song "Huang Hao" and got out of danger.

When the body dies, the five elements of the body no longer works, but is in a dormant state. At this moment, if the five elements of qi are instilled into the body with the technique of five tones, it can correspond to the five elements of the human body, so as to achieve the effect of rebirth. However, the premise is that the body should be well preserved. This paragraph is nonsense, and you must run your own bamboo pipe to dig other people's ancestral graves. Otherwise, there is a law to tell you that you shouldn't be like this.)

After listening to Zhuge Shenbang's explanation, I couldn't help but fall into meditation. This is a little ridiculous. If there is really such a spell, wouldn't I be able to achieve immortality? At that time, what else will you eat?

However, the theory of Zhuge Shenbang has completely subverted my understanding of the past world. Although I have seen Bao Ren in the underworld and let Zhang Dekai come back to life again, everything about me is just running under the rules of the underworld. Now, the bamboo tube coming out of the mouth of Zhuge God Stick tells me a fact that I don't want to admit. That is, it is defiance of all the rules that we used to work well.

My head is in a mess now. Finally, I said to Zhuge God Stick, "Can I think about all this you said?"

Zhuge God Stick nodded and let me think about something there.

After a while, I raised my head and asked Zhuge God Stick, "Are these things you talking about unscientific?"

"Science!" Zhuge Shenbang sneered at my words, "What do you think is science?"

"Science is a mobile phone, the plane flying in the sky." I don't know how to explain science. Finally, in a hurry, I took out my mobile phone and said.

Zhuge Shenbang took a look at my copycat mobile phone and said with a sneer, "You use a three or four hundred-year-old thing to evaluate a thing that is more than 5,000 years old, and then tell that you are not real. It's like a child looking at his little hooligan, then at his father's big hooligan, and finally came to a conclusion: 'Dad, yours is not real. Because yours is different from mine!'"

Zhuge Shenbang's words made me not know how to say it. Finally, I came up with a way to refute: "Look, science is constantly moving forward. Yesterday it was a big brother, a bb machine, and today we have mobile phones, which is science. But what you just said is something that hasn't been moved for 5,000 years, and has been stopped for a long time. How can it be science?

Zhuge God Stick began to laugh again. When he laughed enough, he said, "Why is Western science constantly developing? Because the West belongs to gold, gold wants you to beat me and destroy you, which is why World War I and World War II originated in the West. We are the East, the East belongs to wood, and wood is an endless image, so our science can last for 5,000 years without stopping. Even if we are invaded by foreigners, our culture has been continuing.

Zhuge Shenstick paused and then continued, "Our culture does not seem to move forward, because of his breadth and depth, you and I can't understand it many times. We have studied the Book of Changes for five thousand years and haven't realized it. It's just that Leibniz was inspired by the invention of binary and created the electronic products such as mobile phones you just mentioned.

"Actually, our culture is far more than what I just said. You know, saying that our culture is pseudo-scientific is precisely some guys who have not studied our culture in depth. It is a group of guys who are blinded by a leaf and can't see Mount Tai when they see some fur. After saying this, I obviously saw that Zhuge Shenkong's chest was a little undulating.

At this time, Zhuge Shenbang's mobile phone rang, and he answered the phone and hurried to leave. Before the Zhuge stick shook out of the door, he told us, "Remember that you are now fully involved in this fight. At present, there is only one way for you to help me complete the task.

As soon as Zhuge Shenbang left, we immediately discussed it. But no matter how it is discussed, there is only one result. There's nothing I can do!

(Here, there is no comment on the advantages or disadvantages of Eastern culture and Western science. I just want to say that our traditional culture does not have to prove anything, nor is it what some people call "pseudoscience". Although Muhong has always accepted Western science, she has always been in awe of our traditional culture; in front of her, Muhong is always a child who keeps discovering funny glass balls. Finally, I want to say that we should stop looking at our traditional culture from the perspective of Western science and let it go.)