Chapter 153 Marblestone 2

Don't ask where the hero came from, and don't talk about the destination. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Friday, August 12, 2011

As soon as I heard that my girlfriend, who didn't admit it, Xiaolou heard that the rain was coming, a poem immediately surged up in my heart: "If life is just like the first sight, the truth is cheap."

However, I still feel that Xiaolou is definitely not pestering me to play with my friends when he heard the rain this time. She must have other purposes for this time. However, I'm really not sure what her purpose is.

In the end, I still think I should find a guy to embolden me. That guy should be Miao Ruyun if he doesn't give up.

When I came to Miao Ruyun's office, I saw that Miao Ruyun was busy with work. She only glanced at me coldly and pointed to the chair in front of the table to sit me down.

As soon as I sat down, Miao Ruyun asked me impatiently, "What can I do for you?" But let's talk about it first. I'll bombard you for small things. Can't I help you with big things? Don't you see that I'm busy now?"

"I want you to accompany me to meet someone?" I lowered my head and said helplessly, "I'm still a woman!"

As soon as Miao Ruyun heard me say this, she put down the document in her hand. She looked at me with a smile and said, "What? Are you going on a blind date?"

I shook my head in a hurry: "B blind date? That's what losers do. How can a former literary youth like me be reduced to a loser?

"Cut!" There was a contemptuous sigh from Miao Ruyun's mouth. Then she said to me, "Tell me, tell me. How many of the 24 characteristics of your loser do you have? ..." Then, Miao Ruyun began to count to me with her fingers: "You are almost ready to be a loser; you don't need your nostalgic blue-screen Nokia, you are now using a copycat machine; you are wearing a stall; and you also come to Mr. Cang every day. Tell me, why don't you pay tribute to your waste during the Qingming Festival. Paper basket, I don't know how many lives have died in it..."

"I'm masturbate to you!" Hearing Miao Ruyun talking about masturbating, an unknown fire rose in my heart, and I shouted, "I'm proud to masturbate. I contribute environmental protection to the country!"

Miao Ruyun was notware that I would suddenly speak so loudly, and she couldn't help looking at me in a sterling way.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly told Miao Ruyun the purpose of my coming: "It's the small building listening to the rain!"

"Listen to the rain in the small building? What is she doing? Miao Ruyun looked at me suspiciously, "Is she here to find her husband?" After saying that, Miao Ruyun began to laugh first.

Across the table, I looked at the trembling in front of Miao Ruyun's chest. I wanted to be angry, but I could never be born again. Now you know why there are two pieces of softness in front of a woman, because when a man sees softness, his heart immediately becomes soft.

Miao Ruyun's joke is not funny to me at all. When Miao Ruyun almost smiled, I said to her, "I'm afraid that Xiaolou will listen to the rain to seek revenge? ......”

"Impossible!" Miao Ruyun immediately interrupted my conjecture.

"What do you say?" I looked at Miao Ruyun in surprise. I don't know why she was so sure that Xiaolou didn't come here because of malice when she heard the rain.

Miao Ruyun pondered and replied, "Look, how many people and ghosts have died in your diary until now? Generally speaking, your diary advocates harmony and love. Killing is not the nature of your diary!"

After listening to Miao Ruyun's explanation, I feel much more comfortable. Miao Ruyun is right. I now have the law of "the protagonist is immortal" to protect myself. Even if Xiaolou listens to the rain and makes me disappear, can she fight against me as the protagonist? This is not the Youyou White Book, nor the Ghost Love. I am Zhu Di, the king of Yan, who was awarded the gold medal by Emperor Jianwen. Thinking of this, I immediately understood a lot. However, I'm still not very relieved: "What should I do if I hear the rain rushing to Baihui for a while and force me to take my virginity?"

"This is even more impossible!" Miao Ruyun firmly rejected my conjecture.

"If Xiaolou listens to the rain and she really does that, my 'protagonist immortal law' will not work?" I threw out the doubts in my heart.

"Is your diary obscene enough?" Miao Ruyun stared at me closely across the table and asked.

I nodded and thought carefully about every obscene place in my diary. It seems to have taken the obscene route from the beginning. Either masturbate or watch a love movie, or it's about which beauty**.

"Have you ever pushed down a woman? Of course, men also count?" Miao Ruyun asked.

"Nima, do you have the kindness of Longyang, the righteousness of broken sleeves and the separation of peaches?" Hearing Miao Ruyun questioning my sexual orientation, I immediately became furious. However, her question also reminded me of the contents of the diary again. This memory doesn't matter until I realize it. It turns out that the obscene diary has not knocked down a woman, including a man. There is not much content that is not suitable for children. The so-called bed (harmony) drama is also dreaming.

When I recalled the contents of the diary again, I shook my head.

Miao Ruyun saw my answer and continued to say, "Now, do you still think you will be forced to bow by Xiaolou's Rain King?"

After listening to Miao Ruyun's explanation, I was enlightened. It turned out that this time, it was not dangerous for me to meet Xiaolou to listen to the rain. In this case, if I don't go, I will look too unmanly.

As soon as I stood up, I heard Miao Ruyun finally tell me: "In case a small building hears the rain and press you under him for a while, why don't you call 110, or follow her?"

Nima, I scolded Miao Ruyun in my heart. Even though I'm a loser, I still like white, rich and beautiful, not fat and ugly. If you want me to listen to the rain from the small building, I would rather practice the sunflower book.

When I came to the front desk of the company, I saw Zeng Kefan and Hermione pretending to be something and looking for something from Bumei. However, from their eyes to time to the small building sitting there waiting for me to hear the rain, I knew that they came out to see the small building to hear the rain. Sure, as soon as they saw me come out, Zeng Kefan and they walked back to the company.

When Zeng Kefan passed me by, Zeng Kefan looked at me with a meaningful smile and quietly gave me a thumbs up.

"Handsome, you are so happy!" As soon as Bu Meili saw me coming, she said with a smile while kowtoming melon seeds.

I fiercely gouged out my beautiful and full chest and scolded in my heart: Even if you show off again, you can't escape the drooping fate, and a part of it is irreversible to turn black. However, I still had a smile on the corner of my mouth and said vaguely, "Don't make fun of me, don't make fun of me..."

Where? You are now a celebrity in our company! Everyone knows that you have such a lovely little girlfriend who can wear pleated skirts in miniskirts!" After saying that, Bu Meili laughed.

I didn't pick up Bu Mei's words, because at this time, the small building heard that the rain had broken out. Xiaolou understood the sarcasm in Bumei's words just now. She jumped up from the stool and blew up Bu Meili.

Xiao Lou listened to Yu's mouth and began to make your heart can't stand it: "I'm a little, what's wrong with me? My name is Chu Chu, and I still save cloth for the country? Look at you again, a Kefu face, and you think you are white, rich and beautiful. You are actually a black fungus.

Bu Meili couldn't sit still when she heard the rain bury her like this. As soon as she spit out the shell of the melon seed, she pointed to the small building and listened to the rain's chest and scolded: "Look, you don't have an airport where planes. In the future, you will also rely on the life of cucumbers!"

When the two women scolded, I pulled a chair and sat down and watched them jealous in front of me... (Of course, this is my own good will, and it is only for Bu Mei. Xiaolou listens to the rain, and you can die as far as you go!)

And Bu Meili did not have much advantage in listening to the rain. Bu Meili turned her head and said to me pitifully, "Oba..."

As soon as I saw Bu Meili's pitiful appearance, I wanted to stop her in my arms. With my amorous lips to comfort her, and then use my broad palms to grasp the place where I can't grasp with one hand, so that she can feel my love for her fist. However, I feel shocked now, because if I help Bu Meili now, it is obvious that I am standing opposite to Xiaolou Tingyu. This makes the angry Xiaolou listen to the rain. In case of domestic violence against me, I estimate that even if I have the protagonist's immortal law to protect myself, I can't escape the fate of being in a wheelchair.

However, Bu's poor appearance makes my heart hard no matter what. I stood up from the chair and pulled the small building to hear the rain out of the company...