Chapter 154 Marble Stone 3

The world is not fair. The same word "soft": women win love, but men lose love. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Friday, August 12, 2011

In the elevator, Xiaolou listened to the rain and suggested to me affectionately, "Handsome, shall we go to the cafe yesterday?" Which milk tea is delicious? They also want to have big breasts!" After saying that, Xiaolou listened to the rain and leaned towards me.

The intimate reaction of the small building listening to the rain made people in the elevator look sideways. After looking at me and Xiaolou listening to the rain, all the men immediately became full of confidence.

Listening to Xiaolou's voice rubbing with two pieces of iron, I felt that my stomach seemed to be dried together in the washing machine. In the rapid rotation, I felt deeply embarrassed. I try to curl up my body to minimize the parts that others can see me. At the same time, I couldn't wait to. At this time, a hole immediately appeared at the foot of the small building listening to the rain, which dropped her from the elevator.

As a result, I became an outcast of God, and my voice did not receive a response from his elder. In my ear, I still lingered around the small building to listen to the harsh friction of the rain, which made me upset.

Although the sun hanging over Beiqiu at this time is still poisonous. But the streets were still full of hurried crowds. When everyone passed by us, they couldn't help slowing down and taking the opportunity to look at me and Xiaolou and listen to the rain. This rate of return, Xiaolou is not surprised to hear the rain, but I feel extremely ashamed and can't wait to put an invisible charm on me to escape the eyes of the world...

Xiaolou listened to the rain and looked at the people coming and going on the street and suggested to me, "Oba, shall we go to the cafe last time, okay? People want to drink the milk tea over there! Oba?

Xiaolou's intimate behavior of listening to the rain filled my heart with disgust. Milk tea, drink your mother's (harmonious). You don't know, your behavior last time made me lose face. Now you still mention drinking milk tea and drinking wool. Do you think a fat and ugly person like you should drink milk tea? Your best drink is mineral-rich tap water.

Although I scolded Xiaolou for listening to the rain in my heart, I finally came to the cafe with Xiaolou listening to the rain. This time, I learned to be smart. Before entering the cafe, I carefully looked at all the large and small signs outside the cafe several times, and even carefully studied the recruitment notice of bar staff. In order to find the news of the discount, they were cheated yesterday.

I looked at the small building opposite and listened to the rain and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter with you coming to me today?"

After thinking about it, I continued to say, "Let's make a good idea first, and then you make suggestions for playing friends. I immediately turned my head and left. I'm not Chen Guangbiao, not a charity.

Xiao Lou laughed wildly when he heard me say this. Her laughter, which could scare ghosts so much that she didn't dare to go out, attracted all the eyes of the guests in the cafe. Xiaolou has this advantage of listening to the rain, that is, no matter where you go, she will find a way to become the focus.

As soon as Xiaolou stopped listening to the rain's laughter, he saw the waiter who looked down at us yesterday and came over with an apologetic smile. He whispered to us, "I'm sorry, the guests next to us are a little dissatisfied with your laughter. Can you keep your voice down, please?

Xiaolou was furious when he heard the rain. She jumped on the stool, glanced around, and shouted angrily, "Who is it? Who is unhappy?" I can laugh if I want. How can it get in your business?

The waiter didn't expect that Xiaolou had such a violent reaction to the rain, so he had no choice but to say to me, "Are you two getting back together?"

"Can you speak human language?" I stared at the waiter and said hatefully, "Are you cursing me?"

But Xiaolou Tingyu took over the words on the side: "We haven't broken up. You have to accompany us for mental loss!"

As soon as the small building heard the rain's words, the waiter ran back.

I saw that the waiter had left, so I quickly asked Xiao Lou to listen to the rain: "What on earth is going on with you looking for me this time?" Let's stop talking about playing with friends, okay?"

"Do you like that fox spirit?" Xiaolou suddenly asked loudly when he heard the rain.

When Xiaolou heard Yu's question, I immediately felt familiar with it. How did you go around and come back? I quickly stretched out my hand and made a silent gesture in front of the small building listening to the rain: "Aren't we agreed? Stop mentioning anything about love. You know, in fact..."

"Actually, you are a GAY!" Xiaolou interrupted me by the rain.

Nima, I cried in my heart. Xiaolou listened to Yu and said that you are a file-looking, and your mind is still different from ours. Damn, you are simply a strange thing in JP.

"Cough, I mean, we are not in the same band. You know what I mean." I explained patiently.

Xiaolou looked at me blankly when he heard the rain.

"Let's say this." Looking at Xiaolou's confused appearance of listening to the rain, I had to take a long breath and explain to her patiently, "It's like I'm using a mobile phone, and you are a 10010 operator. We won't be connected. You understand this."

Why do you say you use a mobile phone? I only use mobile, okay?" Xiaolou immediately shouted at the sound of the rain.

"Okay, okay. Then you use a mobile phone. I'm a 10010 operator. Is that all right?" I'm busy with humane affairs.

"Do I need a reason?" The sad time piled up at the slender corners of the rain in the small building.

I was stunned. How simple the truth is. Even if you are * more internally than Xi Shi, but you look like Xi Shi's neighbor. Look, men will choose your inner beauty or external beauty. Can a man sleep with inner beauty?

Because men always only want to conquer women's tissues, not to conquer women's brains.

However, I won't tell Xiaolou about such a simple truth. Because the more simple the truth is, the clearer it can be explained.

I picked up the cappuccino in my hand and put the tone very gently: "Actually, I already have someone I love!"

"Who is it?" Xiaolou heard the rain shrill and said, "I'm going to argue with her."

"He is standing in front of you." I sighed and put the coffee cup on the table. Then spread out your right hand in front of the small building listening to the rain.

Xiaolou shook his head at the rain and didn't understand what it meant.

I explained patiently: "After many years of self-reliance, I feel that it is my right hand that understands me most and gives me the most happiness. And the reason why I don't have a girlfriend so far is that after so many years, I realized that I have been deeply infatuated with my right hand. Whether it's lonely in the middle of the night or the oppression of island women in the computer, she will deeply understand me.

In the explanation of the sharp offensive in my mitigation, Xiaolou seemed to understand a little. She stared at me with incredible eyes and asked me uncertainly, "You mean, what you like is your right hand!"

I nodded, leaned comfortably on the sofa, and then looked up at the ceiling above my head. Finally, I sighed, "Women can never understand how men feel when masturbate! In fact, men find women to play with friends just to care for their right hand, for fear that she will be too tired!"

After listening to the rain and listening to my profound words, Xiaolou began to be confused again.

As soon as I heard that Xiaolou was going to be confused again, I immediately recited the poem: "The life and death are rich, and I will talk to Zicheng. Hold the hand of your son and grow old with your son. Yu Kuxi, I don't live. Yu Xunxi, I don't believe it.

"What do you mean?" Xiaolou didn't understand what Yu just said to me.

When I saw this situation, I couldn't help but feel happy. He began to instill incorrect values and love views into Xiaolou's head: "We all say that this is a loyal love poem, which is actually a sad cry of a person who lost his right hand."

"Oh!" Xiaolou straightened his body with the rain, and the flames in his eyes were gradually extinguishing.

I didn't expect things to go this far. However, now, I have no choice but to harden my scalp. I explained to Xiaolou Tingyu: "Look, this poem says: Right hand, I have made a vow to never be separated from you to the ends of the earth with you and to the end of the earth together. But making fun of people makes me lose you forever. Do you know how I can survive without you? How can I face the past and your vows?

"Isn't that some people who have lost their right hand?" Xiaolou listened to the rain and asked, "They haven't lived yet!"

"You only know one and don't know the other. Those people can live, but you have seen them and ask them what they want. The first one wants to have their own right hand, and the second one is a woman. Do you know why? I continued to listen to the rain and pester the small building.

"I know. They prefer their right hands. They love their right hands more than their women. The small building listened to the rain and replied slowly with its head down

I can imagine that the flame in her eyes is gradually fading. This often gives me a sigh of relief. Damn it, just because of your IQ, I'm so embarrassed to say I love you.