Chapter 186 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 5
(irritability, irritability, inexplicable irritability. What's bothering you? Hundreds of mice hide their hearts; what is their impatience? Fire and dead wood.)
Unpopular chest, answer a well-known writer. Riddle: Jia Pingwa. Have you guessed it? - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Sun, August 14, 2011
I was about to make my suggestion to Misheng, but I saw the bad guy Gong Zijue shaking his head there. Looking at him shaking his head there, I feel uncomfortable.
As long as the bad guy shakes his head, there is no good news. Sure enough, before I could persuade Misheng, the prince Jue spoke first: "Don't you hear 'mighty can't be unyielding, wealth can't**' It is said, "A gentleman is a metaphor for righteousness, and a villain is a metaphor for profit."
Misheng doesn't have much affection for Gongzi Jue, just like me. Seeing that the prince Jue shook his head while talking like a tumbler pushed, Mi Sheng frowned. After a while, he said, "Massage jade, don't confuse the public here. Kong Er's hypocritical guy is one thing behind the surface. Do you know?"
It seems that Misheng doesn't have much affection for Sage Kong.
As soon as Mi Sheng's words came out, he made Gong Zijue furious. When he heard that Mi Sheng slandered the sages in his mind so much, he pointed to Mi Sheng's nose and shouted, "Why did you destruct people?"
Hearing the bad guy connect a few virtual words, Mi Sheng's eyes widened. He said to the prince Jue, "It's embarrassing to say that you are a student of Kong Er. I said before that you are incompeting, so I still think highly of you. You are a person who says 'it' and thinks you can speak Chinese.
"He just dropped half of the fig leaf and thought he was dry Lulu." Hearing Mi Sheng's naked accusation against the bad guy, I was happy and couldn't help adding.
"Who is Gan Lulu?" Mi Sheng couldn't help but be puzzled.
"That guy, don't mention her, don't mention her. When it comes to her, she is scolded. You can't say too much to people like Misheng.
I didn't expect that when I said this, Misheng nodded to me with a smile. It seems that this guy's understanding ability is very strong. Even if I didn't say it clearly, he could understand. This kind of person is much better than a one-minded guy like Gong Zi Jue.
The bad guy explained on the side: "There is a woman named Gan Lulu. I don't know that one salute, two benevolence, three righteousness, four beautue, five talks about six filial piety, seven out of eight nine shames. Ten (really) are angry."
"seven out?" Uncle Yuanji said doubtfully behind him, "Isn't this a big charge? I think the buttocks of dry dew are quite stylish, and the seams of the pelvis should be quite large. How can you commit seven crimes?"
When the prince heard that Uncle Yuanshi was so doubtful, he couldn't help lowering his head. When he looked up again, the prince Jue replied, "Seven out, I will force my ears."
I thought hard on the side. Fortunately, it was seven out. You didn't change the word "seven out" to the word "middle". In that case, wouldn't it be a disaster for Gan Lulu to go to the island country?
And Uncle Wanji nodded after listening to the explanation of the bad guy. He said loudly to the prince, "That woman, Gan Lulu, is super disgusting. But we can't curse others for being infertile, don't we?"
"What is seven out?" As soon as I heard Uncle Yuanji's words, it had something to do with physical hygiene. This made me immediately interested in junior high school who was determined to study physiology and hygiene well.
"Seven out, it is the case of divorce of several wives in ancient times. That is to say, as long as the wife commits these kinds of crimes, the husband can divorce his wife. When Uncle Yuanji heard my question, he was cheered. "That is to say, women are unfilial, have serious diseases, have no children, have a long tongue, etc., as long as long as they commit these 'seven'. Husband can write a letter of absence. Uncle Yuanji said, paused, and then carefully added, "Of course, these are the shackles imposed on women by feudal society. We should resolutely oppose these in order to strengthen our three views."
Uncle's explanation made me understand something. Emotions can also be divorced in ancient times. It's so convenient that the woman doesn't leave the house. How nice, the man was so happy at that time.
When I think about this, I start to be evil again. I couldn't help saying, "Are those who didn't divorce in ancient times crazy? Think about it, this divorce means that the woman's 'waving her sleeves and not taking away any family property'.
As soon as my words fell, the voice of Zhuge Shenbang came: "Exit my wife, divorce my wife. But come to do it together."
I couldn't help but be stunned by the words of Zhuge God Stick. It turns out that Zhuge Shenbang's hobby is so good. It turns out that he looks at us differently from other people. I didn't expect that there was such a layer. I can't help looking down at my body, hoping that Zhuge Shengu will continue to maintain that pure relationship with the mountain man, but don't think about us.
These days, I'm not afraid that men don't like men, but I'm afraid that no one will bend you. Men can't stand **, whether they are female or male.
Xiaolou was a little unhappy to hear Zhuge Shenstick say this. She said quickly, "Zhuge Shenbang, don't seduce my Yuyu!"
Zhuge Shenbang heard Xiaolou hear Yu say this and laugh a few times. After he finished laughing, he shook his head to Xiaolou Tingyu and said, "No, no. Who dares to compete for your massage jade? You don't know that he is 'a strange thing in the wind, the big duck on the river'."
The bad guy, Gongzi Jue, was a little angry when he heard that Zhuge Shenstick buried him like this. He said to Zhuge Shenstick, "You are the big duck on the bank of the river!"
When Misheng saw that we were attacking each other again, he took away his chance to play, and couldn't help but be anxious. He waved his hand hard and attracted all our attention. At this time, Mi Sheng said, "Ok, okay. Massage jade is not a duck..."
"He is a chicken hunter." I interrupted Mi Sheng's words.
As soon as I said my words, the bad guy couldn't hang on his face. He shouted at me, "Why do you destroy people? When I entered the happy store, it was actually the floating white of the Book of Han.
Hearing the bad guy arguing like this, Zhuge Shenbang couldn't listen any more. He played a roundabout on the side: "Ok, all done. The whole melon shed knows your deeds. Who made you offend Mu Hong? You don't know. If she doesn't gossip for you, she will die.
"Muhong bullies me, Muhong bullies me!" The bad guy began to shake his head again.
Looking at the appearance of Gong Zijue, I can't bear it. Although the bad guy of the prince Jue annoys us, he complains that he goes to the massage parlor every time, which also doesn't respect the prince Jue very much. I quickly persuaded the prince Jue, "There is a truth, do you want to know?"
"But smell, but smell!" The bad guy Jue said such seemingly incompresible words again.
"Don't offend a woman, especially a woman who loves gossip. Do you know, why is it that a man is 18 years old and 22 years old to get married? I explained patiently to my son Jue.
"I really don't know. I also have a cliff in my life, and I know..." The prince Jue began to pull it up again.
"Oc's it, it's okay. Stop talking!" Zhuge Shenbang couldn't stand it and stopped him when he heard that the prince Jue was going to start saying those words again.
Zhuge Shenbang stopped the prince Jue this time, which made Xiaolou a little unhappy to listen to the rain. She asked us aggrievedly, "Why do you bully the prince every time?"
"I won't bully him, bully you!" I opened my mouth and retorted. However, as soon as the words came out, I regretted it. I will always talk faster than my brain, and this time, I suffered this big loss again.
Because I forgot. Xiaolou listens to the rain, there is nothing else, but she doesn't know what shame and reservedness is.
Really, Xiaolou wanted me to come up as soon as he heard me say that. She pushed her flat chest forward and said to me, "Come on! Come on! You bullied me!"
I looked at Xiaolou Tingyu's chest like the name of the author of Abandoned City, and my face changed. Xiaolou listened to the rain and was always not ashamed but proud, but he held us. If Miao Ruyun said such a thing to me, my mind would be hot and I might go up. And when Xiaolou hears the rain, the kind of chest that touches the ribs before touching the chest is always deterred.
I said contemptuously to the small building, "Do you think I will take advantage of you? Am I suffering a big loss?"
Xiaolou also understands what I mean when he listens to the rain. She straightened her flat chest again and said loudly, "I'm pure natural, unlike some people..."
Xiaolou's sour words annoyed Miao Ruyun. Originally, Miao Ruyun had some opinions on our unlimited and unscrupulous complaints. And now Xiaolou listens to the rain and burns the fire of war on her, and there is a white tiger and a big white cat beside her. How can Miao Ruyun bear it?
Miao Ruyun stood up, pointed to the small building and shouted, "Who do you think?"
"Who knows? In this year, it's hard to find pure natural things. Xiaolou said unrelentingly when he heard the rain.
As soon as I saw that the two women were going to quarrel, I began to be the audience honestly. After all, two women play in one play. If two women quarrel, isn't it a lively play?
We don't show our other skills when listening to Xiaolou, which offends people and has shameless skills. It's definitely just now.
There was nothing wrong with Miao Ruyun. As a result, Xiaolou listened to Yu's words and pulled Miao Ruyun in.
This time, all the men silently watched Miao Ruyun and Xiaolou listening to the rain.
Everyone automatically and carefully stepped back a few steps. As long as these two women explode, their destructive power is definitely less than an atomic bomb.
Miao Ruyun pointed to Xiaolou and listened to the rain's nose and said disdainfully, "Don't grow up, just say that others are fake?"
"What's wrong with my small breasts? Small is good, small is good. Yuyu in my family likes my little one. Xiaolou said proudly when he heard the rain.
Hearing Yu's words, Xiao Lou couldn't help but look at the bad guy, the prince Jue.
Gong Zijue couldn't help but be stunned when he saw that we were all watching him. After a while, he spread his hands to show that he didn't care about his business at all.
I also know in my heart that Xiaolou listened to the rain and saw a man who couldn't wait to stick it and then stick it like a dog skin plaster. Women with small breasts are not confident. I thought silently in my heart.
Miao Ruyun couldn't help but be stunned when she heard Xiaolou's words. After a while, a sneer appeared on Miao Ruyun's face. She pointed to the small building and listened to the frankness of the rain and said, "You look big. Are you big?"
Xiao Lou listened to Yu gently pick up the corners of her mouth, and she immediately retorted, "You didn't listen to the handsome man's care for me. Do you want me to drink milk tea every day?"
I was stunned. Xiaolou listened to the rain, when did he pull me in again? I began to twitch my mouth silently in my heart and kept scolding myself: Let your mouth be cheap, let your mouth be cheap.
"What's going on here?" When I was pumping my mouth in my heart, I felt a glance shot over. That's Miao Ruyun asking me.
I lowered my head and explained in a low voice, "Didn't I bald my mouth to Xiaolou at that time? I want to know that this is the case. Do I have to be mute?"
My explanation finally made Miao Ruyun stop saying anything. But Xiaolou listened to the rain and asked me pitifully, "Handsome, don't you care about others?"
I don't understand what Xiao Lou Tingyu was thinking now. She shouted that Gong Zi Jue was her family while blatantly throwing an olive branch at me. Isn't this the bad guy "green on the south bank of the Yangtze River"?
I secretly looked up at the bad guy. I didn't see any changes on his face, so I explained to Xiaolou Tingyu, "Xiaolou listens to the rain, you should know. I treat you like my sister. If you want, you can be my sister." Finally, I was cruel, bit my teeth, and explained to Xiaolou Tingyu, "If it really doesn't work, I love you as much as my mother."
After saying that, I said silently in my heart: Mom, it's not my son's unfilial. You should know from afar that I have no choice here.
Xiaolou listened to the rain and listened to me make such a poisonous oath, and his eyes couldn't help but contain tears. She swept my face with those tears, and finally she sighed and said quietly, "Do you like your mother?"
"Personal crawl!" I blurted out and thought to myself, when did Xiaolou listen to the rain, when did you become the pomegranate sister in "Tang Bohu Dianqiuxiang"? Look at Muhong. I only said the beginning, and she can say all my meanings below. Such a woman is a powerful woman.
I first scolded Xiaolou to listen to the rain, and then said, "Xiaolou listen to the rain, you know. I have always been optimistic about your relationship with massage jade. Look at you two, one is a dinosaur and the other is a pig dragon. They all bring a dragon character. How good is it? Just like that, you are crazy and I'm a fool. I'm crazy to the end of the world.
"What is Pig Dragon?" Xiaolou's IQ is in front of me. Just like the Little Overlord game machine running World of Warcraft, it is not enough at all. She couldn't help questioning me.
"It's a kind of dragon. You know, the dragon gave birth to nine sons, and one of them is the pig mother-in-law dragon. I patiently explained to Xiaolou.
Women, especially stupid women, are the most troublesome. I thought to myself that sometimes you can't explain it to them at all. She still thinks you are stupid.
"Handsome, how can you compared something like a pig dragon with our noble dragon species?" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Xiaoji say dissatisfiedly.
Nima, when I heard Xiaoji expose me face to face, I scolded angrily. I cleared my throat and shouted to Xiaoji, "You stupid dog, are you smart or am I smart? If you say it again, I will tell the Heavenly Master to provide after-sales service for you.
Xiaoji sneered at me and said loudly, "You are stupid. Do you know that we have after-sales service? What's more, do you still want after-sales service?
I didn't expect Xiaoji to be so smart at this time. This guy has been sleeping in a daze. How did you become so smart as soon as you heard me row the pig dragon to their family?
Uncle Linger smiled at me, too. He explained to me, "Handsome, you should know. We are a religion, and religion is not a business. What else do you mention after-sales service?"
"Then how can he go public?" I couldn't help but be stunned when I heard Uncle Yuanji's explanation. The things in this are getting more and more messy.
"Cut!" Uncle Yuanji shook his head and then continued to say, "They are all a group of owners with money in their eyes. Good things are made smoky by them and look like the vegetable market?
Looking at the sadness on Uncle Yuanji's face, I also nodded. I was also unhappy: the world has changed. There is no smoke in the temple, but the copper smell is all over the ground. A good place to cultivate the mind is full of square holes. Isn't it a great sadness of culture?
Xiaolou reacted to the rain and knew that I was talking nonsense just now. She couldn't help looking at me angrily. When Xiaolou heard the rain, my heart was even more tense.
There is one thing to keep in mind that smart people are smart people. That is, don't be stupid. Because, the more stupid the guy is, the more they hold grudges, and the more they hold grudges on you all their lives. For example, the ancient Emperor Hui of Jin.
When I thought of this, I was also busy with a smile on my face and explained to Xiaolou Tingyu, "Actually, I mean that you and your jade are a pair made in heaven and earth, and Yue Lao has a pair of wire tied together."
Because of the apology to Xiaolou Tingyu, I will change the name of myself as the bad guy. However, seeing Xiaolou's dissatisfied expression of listening to the rain, I know that my apology just now has not been forgived by her.
However, Xiaolou can't be angry with me now. Because a greater annoyance is coming to her...
That's Miao Ruyun.
And now, Miao Ruyun is furious when he hears about the rain. She pointed to the small building and scolded, "It's up to you, don't look at it? Are you still a dinosaur? Look at your little body, just like a dwarf tiger?