Chapter 187 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 6

When you have been struggling with your hairstyle, it may not be a hair problem or a hairdresser's problem, but your face shape. - Zhang Deshuai Quotations

Sun, August 14, 2011

Women with big breasts are easy to be irritable, which is not very experienced in Miao Ruyun's body; but women with small breasts are often able to scream, which is vividly reflected in the small building listening to the rain.

When Xiaolou heard that Miao Ruyun was attacking her physical defect again, he jumped up and shouted, "What's wrong with my personal shortness? Is the fourth mother not strong, or is Pan Changjiang not strong? There is still a short-footed tiger in the 100 eight generals of the Water Margin. What's called?"

"The Earth Microstar Wang Ying." The bad guy added.

"Yuyu is so smart!" Although Xiaolou heard Yu and Miao Ruyun scold each other, he did not forget to praise the prince Jue.

I looked at the bad guy Jue's red face under the praise of the small building and listened to the rain, and I despised him in my heart. I didn't expect that the bad guy of Gongzi Jue to be so unpraed.

Miao Ruyun glanced at the prince Jue and smiled at Xiaolou and said, "That's it's you. I think massage jade is a treasure. He is a bird to me.

The bad guy, Gongzi Jue, was a little unhappy to hear Miao Ruyun's so naked slander against him. He shook his head and said, "Wait for Cao Cao, how can you know that I'm pregnant!"

" Come on, you are still pregnant. Even I'm not interested in you." Zhuge Shenbang also inserted as if he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic enough.

The words of Zhuge Shenbang made me stunned. Zhuge Shenbang's words fully exposed his personal hobbies.

Old Cao came up and asked Zhuge Shenstick, "Then who are you interested in?"

Misheng heard that we are getting more and more biased. If it goes on like this, I don't know where it will be. He quickly interrupted us: "Oku, come on. I don't care about your private affairs. Aren't you here to grab the treasure?

We only reacted to Misheng's reminder. Under the leadership of Zhuge Shenbang, we almost forgot the real purpose of our visit this time.

At this time, the bad guy no longer said that he was a gentleman and we didn't know it. He shouted at Misheng, "Old man, since you know the pressure of my soldiers, why don't you teach him quickly? Don't you know that the soldiers will cross the border and become powder.

When Misheng heard the bad guy who said this, his face became ugly. Mi Sheng ignored the prince Jue and turned his head to ask us, "Can you stand his words?"

I shook my head in a hurry. Seriously, few people can stand the words of the bad guy.

"Do you want me to slap him?" Mi Sheng asked us with a smile. Looking at the relaxed smile on Mi Sheng's face, he didn't pay attention to the bad guy.

I just wanted to nod. I have had a problem with the prince Jue for a long time, and I even talk like a begging for a beating. However, I finally suggested uneasily, "Just give him a few 124, don't break them. If it's broken, we have people who feel sorry for it."

Mi Sheng nodded with a smile.

At this time, Xiaolou listened to the rain but began to speak again. She is completely in line with this characteristic that women with small breasts are often called. Xiaolou shouted to me when he heard the rain, "Handsome, what are you talking about? Who is heartbroken, who is heartbroken. Do you make it clear?"

I didn't pay attention to the rain in the small building. When arguing with such a woman, you need to reduce your IQ to nothing before you can communicate with her normally.

And Xiaolou listened to the rain and looked at me without saying anything, as if he had the upper hand. She straightened up her chest like the Sichuan Basin and asked me, "Handsome, make it clear. If you don't make it clear today, we won't finish it?"

Xiaolou listened to Yu's words, which made me unable to bear to pay attention to her. I shouted to Xiaolou to listen to the rain, "Xiaolou listen to the rain, how does your IQ match your height? How dare you ask me to say you?"

Misheng saw that our side started again, and he was not surprised now. He no longer stopped me from listening to the quarrel with Xiao Lou and listened to the rain and obediently retreated aside. After a while, he said to Zhuge Shenjin, "Why don't you let the rosefinch go?"

And I didn't want to argue with Xiao Lou about listening to the rain. Hearing Mi Sheng say so, I looked at the rosefinch bat still lying on the ground. This messy feather and gloomy eyes have nothing to do with the second generation of God.

Zhuge Shenbang thought for a while before shaking his head to show his rejection of Misheng's proposal. And Misheng seems to know that such a result will happen. He said slowly, "Do you really think the handsome man defeated the rosefinch alone?"

Mi Sheng's words made me a little stunned. There is obviously another meaning in his words. I didn't defeat the rosefinch bat, who else could be? Did the rosefinch crash without a flight license?

Seeing our stunned expression, Mi Sheng continued, "Do you know the scene at that time? Although the handsome man won in the end, he also won a narrow victory.

Everyone nodded, and the scene of me fighting the rosefinch bat just now is still vivid. At that time, the big rosefinch bat had already hit me fiercely. If I couldn't bear it at that time, I would have died on the spot.

At this time, Mi Sheng smiled and said, "At that time, wasn't it because of my appreciation for the handsome man? Do you think that a handsome man can withstand the attack of the rosefinch?"

As soon as Mi Sheng's words fell, I saw Xiaolou shaking his head impatiently at the rain. Seeing that there was only a trace of suspicion on other people's faces, and Xiaolou shook his head left and right when he heard the rain, I was not happy. For women, she will make the most correct judgment for you. They always make judgments based on their likes and dislikes.

After a while, I saw that Uncle Yuanji and Zhuge Shenbang began to shake their heads. My heart is cold. It turns out that in their eyes, I am still a weak guy.

When Misheng saw that everyone began to shake their heads, he turned his head and said to me, "Handsome, do you know what your greatest strength is?"

"Faceless!" I thought for a moment and answered. Anyway, Mi Sheng has said that he appreciates my "shameless", so I won't be stingy anymore. In fact, there is not much to be embarrassed about this. After all, when interests and reputation are together, I will choose interests. We are not a Taoist priest or a superman who saves the world. We don't need to pretend to be Communist Party members in the TV series.

My answer made Mi Sheng smile and nodded. He said kindly to me, "I appreciate your shamelessness, but I didn't expect you to be so shameless?"

Mi Sheng's words made me stunned. I don't understand whether Mi Sheng praised me or scolded me. But no matter what, my answer satisfied him.

"So do you know what your second advantage is?" Mi Sheng asked me again.

This time, I don't know how to answer. I stood still in a sterren place. What is my second advantage? I have many advantages, such as the stars in the sky and the sand grains on the ground. Which advantage should I give? Should I say that I am bold and careful to A (harmonious) V women (harmonious) as good as several treasures, or should I hesitate to look at those websites that are full of sharing spirit on the Internet.

Seeing that I was so hesitant, he said to himself: "The second advantage actually has a lot to do with the first advantage."

"What is that?" I can't help but wonder.

"It's that you are not hypocritical." Mi Sheng looked at me and said with a smile.

In Misheng's eyes, I lowered my head. I agree with this. You don't think men are honest guys. When a woman wears a bikini, we never pay attention to more than 90% of the skin, but only look at less than 10% of the cup covered. Therefore, a man's eyes are always the most honest and credible, and his mouth and heart are hard to say.

Misheng looked at me and lowered his head. He should think that I agree with his statement very much. Then, Mi Sheng turned his words and said loudly, "Unlike some guys, say one thing and do another."

This time, the first thing to react was the single-minded bad guy. He pointed to Mi Sheng and retorted, "Why do you destroy my ancestors?"

I didn't understand it until I said it. It turned out that Misheng didn't like Sage Kong very much.

When Misheng heard what Gongzi Jue said, he turned his head and asked, "Then let me ask you, when Zhao Jianzi killed Ming Dou, how could Kong Er be scared?"

When Gongzi Jue heard Misheng's question, his face turned red and white, and his mouth opened a few times, but he didn't say a word. After a while, the bad guy said, "My predecessors are the ancestors of etiquette. How can they enter such a country that is not kings and ministers?"

"What's going on?" When I heard Mi Sheng ask this, I was also confused. Why was Confucius still afraid? Didn't I hear him say that he was "like a lost dog"? That should also be in the State of Chen. Why did you have sex with Zhao Jianzi again? Who is Zhao Jianzi?

Uncle Yuanshi solved my puzzle and said, "That's what is in Zuo Zhuan. It is said that Zhao Jianzi of the State of Jin killed Ming Dou at that time, and Confucius, who had already arrived by the Yellow River, turned his head and left."

Hearing Uncle Yuanji's explanation, I nodded. I know in my heart that Confucius is also afraid of death. The smarter the guy is, the more afraid he is of death. I immediately thought that I was also afraid of death, so I was also a smart person. Thinking of this, I can't help but feel a little complacent.

However, in the end, I still heard Uncle Yuanji: "Who is Ming Dou? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"You'd better watch less island romance movies. Men look too much, which hurts the mind and hurts the body. You don't know that there are trace elements of copper and zinc. Uncle Yuanji curled his lips and persuaded me.

I was not happy to hear that Uncle Yuanji buried me like this. I couldn't help shouting to Uncle Yuanji, "How dare you talk about me? Are you still a senior member on those websites?"

Uncle Yuanshi's face turned slightly red, but he immediately defended, "I'm studying the double cultivation of Taoism. Don't you hear that the Yellow Emperor can still have dozens of daughters when he is 70 years old? Here are all living examples of double practice?

" Come on, you are still studying double practice. Are you learning how to be a famous plumber?" I said disdainfully to Uncle Yuanshi.

At this time, even the bad guy Gong Zi Jue began to shake his head and add in. He said loudly, "Don't you hear it, an emperor in Song Dynasty. The night royal daughter is more than 30 years old, and it is not enough for the moon to collapse.

When Miao Ruyun heard what Gong Zi Jue said, she knew that we were going to discuss this topic again. She quickly interrupted, "Oi, can't you talk less about this? Look, where have you been dragged?

"These days, who would like to listen to the Book of Changes?" Old Cao said cheaply.

"Yes! But also!" The bad guy, Gongzi Jue, started again.

"So, I think we should discuss more about Dong Xuanzi and Su Nv Xin Jing in the future. If not, let's discuss some Vinegar Gourd and Flower Treasures to attract other people's attention." Uncle Yuanji said a few books in one breath.

"Cut!" I was not interested in what Uncle Yuanji said and told him my opinion, "Actually, what everyone wants to see most is that I push it down. Only when I keep pushing down and pushing down, like a concubine, ** is a pile driver, which makes people look good.

Xiao Lou, the shameless guy who listened to Yu, began to be ready to move again. She began to come over to me, raised her face full of the mountain and said to me, "Handsome, what are we waiting for?" Start now. Don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, and don't pity me because I'm a first dew.

When the small building heard the rain approaching, I was so scared that I stepped back a few steps. I didn't expect that Xiaolou Tingyu was like some artists. In order to get the top, in order to get more shots, he could put his shame under his feet. I waved my hand to Xiaolou Tingyu and said, "Would you like to, but I don't want to?"

"What's wrong?" Xiaolou raised his eyes and looked at me doubtfully.

Looking at Xiaolou's eyes listening to the rain, I couldn't help thinking. For the first time, I told her that I liked my hard-working hands, and she did not flinch; the second time, I told her that I respected her like my mother, and she did not flinch. This time, there is only one way to draw money from the bottom of the pot.

I closed my eyes, bit my teeth, and shouted, "What I like is him!" My hands swirling in the air, and finally, my fingers stopped.

The whole world was immediately held by me and quieted down.

When I open my eyes, my heart will be cold. It's like getting a basin of crystal cold Sprite in the winter, which made me regret my recklessness just now.

Because the place where my fingers stay is - Zhuge God Stick!

Zhuge Shenbang's face was first incredible, then a trace of shock. Finally, his eyes bent and even his eyebrows began to shake.

My heart gradually declines with the bending of Zhuge Shenstick's eyes...

With a mouth of Zhuge Shenbang, my heart completely fell into the nose hell.

"Handsome, I like you too!" Zhuge Shenbang's face showed a trace of shyness.

I looked at Zhuge Shenstick's body and then at the enchanting he put on. I began to scold myself in my heart: Why did your skull twitch today? Look at what ideas you have come up with.

But now, I can't get off. On the one hand, the small building listened to the burning flame of the rain, and on the other hand, it was the sea water drowned by Zhuge God Stick. I'm really in the dark now.

Finally, I will cross my heart and close my mouth. Isn't it Zhuge God Stick? Even if it's him, his chest is much bigger than Xiaolou's listening to the rain. I smiled at Zhuge Shenbang and said sweetly, "God stick, I..."

"You don't need to say anything. Your words are imprinted in your eyes and in my heart. Zhuge Shenbang's eyes have changed when he looks at me now. There seems to be something thick in the eyes.

I shouted in my heart, which was not good. How could it develop like this all of a sudden? I just wanted to refuse Zhuge Shenbang, but as soon as I saw the small building listening to the rain. My heart began to harden again, and I cheered myself up in my heart, "Handsome, handsome, you are an actor. You are not only an actor, but also a leading actor. You know, the real leading actor can not only deal with the female lead, but also the male director. Now, you think that Zhuge Shenbang is a director without a beard.

Thinking of this, my heart calmed down a lot. Isn't it just an unspoken rule, who is afraid of who?!

Xiaolou listened to Yu open his mouth and asked me puzzledly, "Handsome, what you said to your puppet before was a lie to me?"

"Handsome, you really are. No wonder the way you look at me has changed recently. Old Cao also added.

When I heard Mr. Cao's words, I scolded in my heart: Apply for pregnancy, you should know. I don't look at you right. That's because you're a traitor, not what you think at all.

But now, I dare not argue, as long as there is a small building listening to the rain. This move is the most useful one. I smiled at Xiaolou and said gently to her in a greasy voice, "Sister, do you know why I respect you like my sister now? Do you know that my sister's good intentions..."

In the end, I can't say any more. This is so disgusting that my stomach can't stand it.

And Xiaolou listened to the rain look at me, but seemed to see a green-headed fly (Zhang Deshuai's psychological narration: In fact, what I want is Spanish fruit fly water). She didn't even retreat and didn't look at me. She said, "Don't do this to me. I misread you!"

I am very satisfied to see Xiaolou listening to the rain. It seems that I don't use some real skills. You really think I can't deal with you.

"Handsome, your words make me so excited." At this time, I heard the voice of Zhuge God Stick.

This sound lets me know that I have a more difficult guy now.

I shouted angrily to Zhuge Shenbang, "I'm crawling! You don't look at yourself. How can I be that kind of person!"

The small building that had just retreated listened to the rain and listened to me roaring at Zhuge God Stick, and my dim eyes lit up again...

I was shocked when I saw this situation. This situation is worrying.

I said gently to Zhuge Shenbang, "That was me before, before I met you. I always think that I like women, but now I know that I can't deceive my heart.

There was a layer of fog in Zhuge's eyes. Let my heart begin to sink again...

When Misheng saw the scene in front of him, he couldn't help laughing. He came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Handsome, I've seen shameless people. It's the first time I've seen a shameless person like you!"