Chapter 191 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 10
Men's pursuit of women's breasts is the same as women's pursuit of men's waist bags, which are tireless and persevering. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation
Sun, August 14, 2011
Old Cao's method is unimaginable for people like me. Only a obscene guy like him can come up with such a dirty method.
And old Cao understood when he saw us men. He had an iconic obscene smile on his face and said to us cheaply, "This method is not what I want to say. Are you forcing me to say it?"
"Oi, alle! Don't say any more. Besides, I must sweep you out of the teacher's door!" After Uncle Yuanji knew this excellent method, he made a high gesture to old Cao.
I also said angrily to Old Cao, "Old Cao, old Cao, your baby cut his head. He lives in Li's house and dresses like a local guy. He believes in Brother Chun. Look at you!" ( In Chongqing dialect, a local man means a countryman, and a divine poke means to be nervous.)
She couldn't understand what I said, and Xiao Lou listened to Yu, and Mr. Cao immediately understood it. He knew that although my words were swearing on the surface, they were mostly ridiculed. Therefore, old Cao deliberately put on an innocent face and said to us, "Look. I said I didn't want to say it. You insisted on me. After I said that, you began to talk about me again. I'm not more wronged than Dou E..."
"Come on, don't be good if you get cheap." Zhuge Shenbang interrupted old Cao's words, "Let me ask you, is there anyone who relies on stick chicken?"
Hearing Zhuge Shenbang's words made my body beat up. I didn't expect that Zhuge Shentong would know this meaning in such a short time. Surely, decisive words represent the highest level of dialect.
Old Cao looked at Zhuge Shenbang and coldly suggested, "You won't go back to see it by yourself. Don't force your hobbies on us.
Zhuge Shenstick nodded with a smile.
At this time, I heard the bad guy Jue, who had been keeping a clear height, saying, "That's enough, that's enough!" How can we elegant people talk about vulgar words for a long time?
The bad guy's tone made me very unhappy. I thought angrily: Massage jade, you don't even look at it. You are all like this, and you are ashamed to say sarcastic things on the side. Do you know, just now, count the length of your ears. Mi Sheng is really worthy of Mi Sheng. It's really a saying that most of the Confucianists are self-righteous people. But no matter how high they are, it is difficult to hide their inner **.
Mi Sheng, who had always had an opinion of the bad guy of Gong Zi Jue, heard such hypocritical words, and the smile on Mi Sheng's face faded. He darkened his face and said to the prince Jue, "Massage jade, don't pretend. Ask yourself, how does what you have to do with elegance?
"Massage jade, you are a 1 and 3 mixed in a pile of letters - install B." I also have a problem with the bad guy. A guy like him who has been promoting himself infinitely, I feel annoyed when I see him.
The bad guy didn't expect me to say that, so he couldn't help looking at me fiercely.
I also looked back at the past without showing weakness. Anyway, that's all for now. Who is still afraid of him?
The bad guy didn't do anything except look at me fiercely. He must also know now that there is a coveted Shunsheng on the side. And Misheng is obviously interested in me. As long as he does it, Misheng will definitely not agree.
Finally, the bad guy swallowed the anger I just said. He stared straight at Mi Sheng and said loudly, "Hand talk, but?"
When Mi Sheng heard the bad guy say this, his face became a little puzzled. After a while, Mi Sheng asked the prince Jue, "Are you sure you want to talk about it?"
The bad guy nodded hurriedly.
This time, Mi Sheng's face was a little embarrassed. He said slowly, "I don't have Go here?"
"When will I play Go and talk about it with my words?" The bad guy said without much explanation.
Hearing what the bad guy said, Mi Sheng couldn't help laughing, as if he had encountered an extremely funny thing. Mi Sheng pointed to the bad guy of the prince Jue and gasped and said, "Massage jade, massage jade, don't you know that hand talk is Go? You are really..."
However, Mi Sheng's words were not finished. His body started up...
Because, when Misheng was laughing and breathing, the bad guy, the prince Jue, seized this opportunity to launch the offensive first...
Looking at the bad guy suddenly bullied, even if Misheng did not dare to be careless. Misheng jumped, and his body floated up in the air...
Looking at Misheng's trousers floating in the air, I felt that Misheng was not escaping, but dancing a beautiful dance for us.
And the bad guy, Gong Zijue, also knows that if it is just a match between Ding Mao and Mao, he is probably not a match for Misheng. The few hands Mi Sheng just showed to us have proved Mi Sheng's horrible strength.
I heard the bad guy suddenly shouting. His legs kicked on the ground. Direct shot at Misheng, who is still floating in the air.
In the air, I saw that Gong Zi Jue's posture was extremely awkward. Half of his face was as expressionless as dead water, while the other half's face was ferocious, and even his right arm was close to him, as if he had lost his motivation. What's more terrible is that the bad guy seemed to curl up his body, and even his body seemed to be much smaller.
And the bad guy's left hand stretched out, like a sharp spear, stabbed straight at Misheng in the air...
This is the first time I've seen Gong Zi Jue behave like this. Now the prince Jue is completely not as elegant as he said before, just like a big monkey who pounces at people fiercely.
Misheng, who was in the air, did not dare to be careless when he saw this strange posture. I saw Misheng's body just like willow leaves floating in the wind, but now it has fallen straight down...
At this time, the bad guy also went straight over Mi Sheng's head...
At the same time, the exclamation of Zhuge God Stick sounded in my ear: "I want to leave the tomb!"
Hearing Zhuge God Stick's words, I couldn't help moving my attention out of the circle and looking at Zhuge God Stick. I didn't expect that since Zhuge Shenbang knew the strange moves of the prince Jue.
However, this is the first time I have heard this move. And the name of this move is not domineering at all, let alone aesthetic. I don't know why there is such a move.
And Misheng in the circle just avoided the blow of the prince Jue. When he heard that Zhuge Shenstick could say the bad guy's move, he repeated it softly: "Do you want to leave the tomb?"
Zhuge Shenbang did not directly answer Misheng's question at this time, but he read a poem: "I was born to go into the mountain with Li Guang, and I will die close to the grave."
When Mi Sheng in the circle heard Zhuge's stick poem, his face also became solemn. He couldn't help looking at the prince Jue who had just landed...
At this time, the bad guy's body was still curled up, not only as tall as before, but also like a dwarf. Looking at the bad guy's performance, I couldn't help but be puzzled. I don't know when the bad guy Jue behaved like this. Although he annoys me very much before, he can still see it only by looking at his superficial words.
And now the prince Jue makes people look more like a persecuted guy. But even so, you can only see a humble him. There is no resentment or sharpness on that body. Like an unnoticed guy, but the more so, the more I feel that the bad guy Gong Zi Jue is different from the Gong Zi Jue we saw before...
The former prince Jue was like a pedantic Confucian; and now the prince Jue is more like a coiled viper, giving people a fatal blow at a critical moment...
Mi Sheng in the circle nodded slightly at this time. He looked at the prince Jue carefully. After a while, Mi Sheng said, "Like! It's really like!"
If Misheng said, I didn't know why I came here. I didn't expect that Mi Sheng could say such a thing under such circumstances. And what does the "image" in Misheng's mouth say? I can't help wondering.
The princes Jue and Misheng in the circle did not move and have been maintaining the posture just now...
The oppressive tension at the beginning has decreased a lot over time. At this time, old Cao asked, "What is it to leave the tomb? Zhuge Shenbang, how do you know the moves of massage jade?
Old Cao's problem is exactly what I wonder about. I couldn't help stretching my ears and waiting for Zhuge Shenstick's explanation.
Zhuge Shenbang saw that the prince Jue and Misheng in the circle did not mean to do it, so he explained to us: "Before, I had nothing to do with massage jade. We have also had a deal, so I know some of his moves.
I couldn't help nodding when I heard Zhuge Shenbang's explanation. However, I still asked, "What does the poem you just read mean?"
"That's Lu You's poem, which seems to be called Drunkenness under the Moon." That's what I'm talking about. Zhuge Shenbang replied with a show of spirit.
I couldn't help but be shocked by Zhuge Shenbang's answer. It turns out that you still have to leave.
Zhuge Shenbang explained it to me when he saw me showing a trace of doubt.
This is going to leave, but it was a very powerful guy back then. His most famous thing in history was to play a bitter trick - to assassinate Qingji.
After the assassination of the king's bureaucrats, four princes are still exiled. Among them, the most powerful thing is the celebration. This taboo, like Xiang Yu, is good at martial arts and runs fast. More importantly, he is also very intelligent. In a word, the configuration is just done.
This made the newly ascended Wu Wang feel very uneasy, and he was afraid that he would come back to find him desperately. Therefore, the king of Wu found an assassin to assassinate Qingji. But the result ended in failure. Finally, Wu Zixu recommended to King Wu to divorce.
Wu Zixu? Is that Wu Zixu, who turned his head white overnight?" When I heard this, I couldn't help but wonder.
Zhuge Shenbang nodded to me and replied, "It is Wu Zixu who can not only lead the army to fight, but also a master of the Military CIA and likes assassination. He recommended all the royal officials.
Seeing that I have no problem, Zhuge Shenbang continued to explain.
Yu Li was elected to Queen Wu, and Yu Li promised to help King Wu assassinate Qingji. Next, they performed a bitter meat trick together.
The plan is that the king of Wu will leave prison, his wife and children will abandon the city, and his right arm will be cut off. He was also forced to swallow carbon and destroy the sound. Then on a windy night, let him run away.
Next, if you want to leave, you will find the celebration. And Qingji also has no defense against leaving. Therefore, one night, he successfully assassinated Qingji.
But Qingji praised his departure before he died: "Real warrior! You can't kill two warriors in one day. At the behest of Qingji, he had to safely return to the State of Wu from Qingji.
When he heard that the king of Wu wanted to sincerely draw a place from the State of Wu to give it to him, he said loudly, "I assassinated Qingji for the national safety of the State of Wu!" After saying that, he chose to commit suicide if he wanted to leave.
Zhuge Shenbang's voice slowly lowered, but my heart could not calm down. I didn't expect that there would be such a history in the bad guy's move.
Finally, I couldn't help thinking of Qingji's praise for leaving before his death: "It's really a warrior!"
After the story that Zhuge Shenbang was about to leave, Uncle Yuanshi saw that there was no movement in the circle, so he added to us: "It's a pity that he was not written by Sima Qian in the Biography of Assassins." After saying that, Uncle Yuanji shook his head with a look of regret.
Hearing what Uncle Yuanji said, Zhuge Shenbang also sighed, "It's a pity that I'm leaving in front of you. The other four assassins are eggs!"
There are not four in The Legend of Assassins, but five. You forgot the Cao Mo at the beginning. Uncle Yuanshi reminded Zhuge Shenstick.
Listening to the feelings of Uncle Yuanji and Zhuge Shenbang, I also thought about it: "The Legend of Assassins", I seem to know something. It is dedicated to Zhu, Yu Rang, Nie Zheng and Jing Ke. However, people assassinate all at the level of princes, and those who want to be assassinated are only taboo. It seems that assassins still pay attention to learning. That is to choose the person to assassinate. Look, Jing Ke is domineering. Although the whole assassination process was a failure, the assassination left a reputation for thousands of years.
I was thinking about this randomly, and I heard the bad guy making a "silk" sound in the circle, as if I couldn't even speak clearly.
His this reminds me of what Zhuge Shentong said just now that he was going to swallow carbon. However, I'm not interested in the bad guy who is about to learn from this. By the way, massage jade and massage jade, you should learn to leave the belly black, not to learn to leave the disability.
The bad guy made a vague sound in his mouth and rushed to Misheng again. Misheng was surprised when he first encountered this move. Now he has almost seen Gong Zi Jue's move clearly...
When the bad guy stretched his left hand straight ahead, stabbing Mi Sheng like a sharp spear. I heard Mi Sheng shouting loudly, and then I heard a crackling sound from his bones...
Following this sound, I looked at Mi Sheng again. My body almost jumped up...
With the "crackling" sound, Misheng's body began to soar. As his body soared, his skin became light and tender...
I can't help opening my mouth and can't imagine all this in front of me. Could it be that Misheng developed for the second time? This development speed is a little too fast.
Now there is a strange phenomenon in the circle. That is, Mi Sheng's body has soared, which is almost the same as Yao Ming. But the body of the bad guy Jue is more and more curled up, as if it is much smaller than before...
Looking at the funny scene in the circle, I couldn't laugh.
And the bad guy who was rushing to Misheng's son Jue suddenly stopped...
When I looked at it again, I almost got happy. It turned out that it was Misheng after the surge. Suddenly, he stretched out his hand and gave the prince Jue a bear hug, and fixed the curled prince Jue alive.
At this time, looking at the prince Jue, he couldn't move in Misheng's arms. Then, he heard Misheng drink again, and his arms began to thicker a lot...
At this time, I saw that the prince Jue's face in his arms turned white...
It is estimated that the prince Jue couldn't breathe smoothly under the bear hug of Misheng.
Seeing the prince Jue like this, Zhuge Shenbang couldn't help but be surprised. Then, I heard him shouting, "No!"
I can't help but despise Zhuge God Stick. At this time, there is no need for you to shout at all. We all know that the bad guy will be bad this time.
Next, the shout of Zhuge God Stick still shocked me.
Because Zhuge Shenbang then shouted, "That's how Qingji was about to leave and hug."
The words of Zhuge God Stick made me scold in my heart: Zhuge God Stick, Zhuge God Stick, do you think you are infernal Affairs? When you told us the story just now, you were salivating. As a result, all the information was leaked to Misheng. Let Misheng know how to deal with the son Jue with Qingji.
Looking at the prince Jue with a pale face in Mi Shengxiong's arms, I couldn't help sweating for the bad guy. Although I have a lot of complaints about the bad guy, I still feel sorry if he is hung up like this.
At least, I should have been abused enough to be hanged by Misheng.
Misheng in the circle seems to know what I think. I heard him laugh first, and then Mi Sheng let go of his hand.
And the prince Jue in Misheng's arms did not move immediately as soon as Misheng let go. Instead, he coughed violently...
At this time, Mi Sheng freed a hand and slapped a few big mouths on the face of the bad guy.
The blood flowed down the corners of the mouth of the bad guy...