Chapter 190 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 9

From the inside of women, they are not disgusted with the chat-up of strange men. Because this is a proof of one's own charm. They will not only remember the experience of chatting up, but also often use these experiences as a conversation after cooking, which can greatly satisfy their vanity. Therefore, men should remember that chatting up is a charity. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation

Sun, August 14, 2011

Facing the expectation of Xiaolou listening to the rain, I took a breath first, and then burst out: "Xiaolou listens to the rain, you are just a thong!"

Xiaolou listened to the rain and couldn't understand what I said at all. Not only did she not understand, but even Zhuge Shenbang and Uncle Yuanji didn't know how I could say such a thing at once.

Misheng asked suspiciously, "What is thong?"

I don't want to explain this to Misheng. Because there are some things that are really difficult to explain. Looking at Miao Ruyun, she blushed even more.

After a while, Xiaolou listened to the rain and asked me, "Handsome, what did you mean by what you just said?"

"That means you pretend to have a side leak!" I was angry and said loudly.

When Xiaolou heard what I said, her body shook. After a while, Xiaolou listened to the rain and said to me fiercely, "Handsome, you, you..."

My words not only shocked Xiaolou to hear the rain. Even Miao Ruyun frowned at me and said, "Handsome, why do you say that?"

"I don't like you, so what?" I said loudly to Xiao Lou when he heard the rain, venting all my feelings. "You don't look at you. You look like Wu Dalang, and you still want to wear Yao Ming's shoes. Is that what you wear? Don't you look at you? You look like a flower, and still want to win glory for your country?

Under my blow, there was a layer of water mist in her eyes.

I didn't have any pity for the pity of Xiaolou's listening to the rain. I counterattacked and continued, "You're crying. Just cry, you cry?!"

"Handsome, all the way! That's almost enough!" I can't even stand Uncle Yuanji's red practice. He tried to stop me and hurriedly dissuade me.

Uncle's dissuasion did not only make me stop. I continued to shout to Xiaolou to listen to the rain: "Xiaolou listen to the rain, I'll tell you. Don't think you like me, you can say whatever you want. You know, I am also a principled person, and my principle is to look at the mood. I'm in a bad mood now, so don't mess with me!"

Before I finished my words, the bad guy Jue couldn't calm down. He shouted at me, "Handsome, why do you bully a woman?"

I didn't like Gong Zijue in the first place, and his words made me angry. I turned around and shouted at the bad guy, "Massage jade, are you angry when I say Xiaolou listens to the rain? Come here when you are angry. Let's have a good theory!"

Although the bad guy was so angry with my words, his face turned white. However, his body did not move, but continued to say to me, "Handsome, I'm not afraid of you. I'm actually on my side..."

"What else do you have to do? Aren't you just promoting the art of Confucius and Mencius in the massage parlor?!" I interrupted the prince Jue's words and shouted loudly.

"Handsome!" Uncle Yuanji suddenly became unreasonable when he heard me, and he raised his voice to me and said, "Don't be like a woman. Look at you, what did you just say? Do you know that you can go on? Do I have to go and smoke you?"

I was upset and was just about to refute Uncle Yuanji's words. But when I saw that everyone was staring at me, my momentum suddenly faded. I understand that my provocative words just now can be said to have aroused public anger.

At this time, I heard Mi Sheng say to me with a smile, "Handsome, good, good!" I appreciate you more and more now. Since I don't know what a thong is, but I know that you still have a set of scolding. You can curse around the corner. Not bad, not bad!" Speaking of the rise, Misheng also gave me a thumbs up. He continued, "Handsome, I thought you were a very straightforward and shameless guy, but now I see another characteristic of you..."

"What?" I asked immediately.

"That is, no matter when and where you are, you can attract everyone's attention to you. This is what a great man must have." Mi Sheng praised me.

"Falth, fallacy! The handsome man is a great man. In my opinion, he is forced to be two (harmonious). The bad guy, Gongzi Jue, was unfair to me.

When I heard the words of the bad guy, the fire that had just subsided in my heart immediately rose again. Under the restlessness of this fire, my face burned red. Just as I was about to say some famous aphorisms to greet the sleeping state of his family's women, I heard Uncle Yuanshi say loudly, "Ok, okay. You can't say a few words. Don't look at what the occasion is now. In my opinion, you are a group of typical Chinese people who only know how to fight happily in the nest.

"You don't seem to be Chinese." I immediately grasped the loophole of Uncle Yuanji and said loudly.

"Handsome, you can go on. Be careful, I'll slap you!" Finally, Uncle Yuanji was also angry with me. He stared at me.

This time, I obediently closed my mouth and didn't say anything more. I know that this time seems to be caused by me.

Originally, Xiaolou wanted to come and fight with me when he heard the rain. It's all because I was upset, and then I owed for a moment and said such a disappointing word.

When I thought of this, I apologized to the small building listening to the rain: "The small building listens to the rain..."

"Stop talking!" Xiao Lou looked at me warily and shouted loudly, "Handsome, handsome, I didn't expect me to be painstakingly for you, but you did this to me."

"No, no. I came to apologize to you this time. Believe it or not, I came here with the spring breeze. Whether you like it or not, I will sincerely apologize to you. I listened to the small building and said sincerely. Fortunately, there is no wheelchair here, otherwise I will give the wheelchair to the small building to listen to the rain.

Xiao Lou heard me say this, and the resentment in her eyes disappeared. Xiaolou still said to me uncertainly, "Handsome, is what you said this time true?"

"No, no!" Before I could speak, I heard the bad guy shouting loudly over there, "Xiaolou listen to the rain. Do you know that this move of the handsome son is a military book of 'retreating for progress'?"

The bad guy's words made me even more unhappy. This time, I really want to apologize to Xiaolou. But when Xiaolou heard Yu's words, he was surprised that had just emerged from his grievances, and now he began to doubt it again.

When I saw Xiaolou heard that Yu Da didn't accept my apology, he turned his head and shouted to the bad guy, "Massage jade, you can die if you don't talk. Your mother told you to go home for dinner!"

As soon as the bad guy wanted to say something, Zhuge Shenbang hurriedly said, "Massage Jade, don't say a few words. Everyone takes a step back and it's so calm! You know, in fact, you also hate it!"

When the bad guy heard Zhuge Shenbang say this, he had to close his mouth obediently.

I saw that the bad guy of Gong Zijue was no longer messing around, so I apologized to Xiaolou to listen to the rain and then said, "Xiaolou listen to the rain. This time, my apology to you is visible from the sky, and the sun and the moon can be seen. What I said to you just now, you think it's a dog barking..."

"What does the dog barking mean?" Xiaolou listened to Yu's not very clear about the meaning of the word, so he asked me.

"You think he plays the piano to the cow." Old Cao explained for me.

As soon as Mr. Cao's words came out, I knew that he would be bad this time.

Really, when Uncle Yuanji heard what Old Cao said, he hurriedly shouted at him, "You know 1024. Don't say a few words. Do you still think this place is not messy enough?

"What is 1024?" Xiaolou heard that the rain became more and more confused, and she almost looked at me with a look of help.

I couldn't help but feel nervous when I saw Xiaolou listening to the rain. How should I explain this? Especially for Xiaolou Tingyu, a guy who doesn't even know the famous 1024, there are some things that you don't explain at all. Some things are more troublesome than explaining thongs to Misheng's primitive people. Because I can doubt that Xiaolou Tingyu can understand 69's achievement is that men and women hold each other and sting each other. Therefore, it is really difficult to explain 1024 to her.

However, looking at Xiaolou listening to the rain, which was almost help, I cleared my throat first. Finally, he patiently explained to Xiaolou Tingyu: "1024 is the purest forum. In that forum, everyone is a good person. There is no mutual abuse, no regional discrimination, and everyone likes to share..."

"There is such a good forum!" Xiaolou heard the rain interrupt me, and her eyes were about to shine.

I saw Xiaolou's excited expression listening to the rain and meditated in my heart. It's really me. I originally wanted to explain to Xiaolou Tingyu what the famous 1024 was in the most euphemistic way. However, I forgot that Xiaolou's understanding ability to listen to the rain is different from ordinary people. If you tell her bluntly, she can understand.

Maybe it's in her mind now. 1024 This forum is like communism. This made me feel a little flustered. I'm not worried about anything else. I'm worried about Wan Xiaolou listening to the rain and asking me to find that forum. Finally, she reported it to me in disappointment. Then am I not the eternal sinner of otaku and masturbate? I can't afford such a crime.

I'm thinking about how to explain such a famous forum to Xiaolou Tingyu in another more euphemistic way. Before I could speak, I heard Old Cao say disdainfully, "Don't listen to the handsome man. That's an ordinary forum, if you want to know. Do I have a trick here?

"What's the trick?" Hearing old Cao say that he has a killer, I am not interested in it. For a guy like me who likes to share spirit, finding a new forum is no less than Columbus discovering a new continent.

At this time, old man Cao regained his weight and looked around first. Then he asked us in a low voice, "Do you really want to know?"

"There's no need to say too much, it's numb!" At the critical moment, even the bad guy, Gong Zi Jue, stopped saying those obscure words.

Old Cao still looks like he wants to stop talking. This makes us angry. I couldn't help urging anxiously, "Hurry up!" You don't know that your unique trick is the nectar in the drought, the gospel of otaku. It's no worse than Jesus for the Jews, Pan Jinlian for Simon Qing..."

"Handsome, you can have the first one. Let's not add the latter one. Those two talked a lot. Uncle Yuanji interrupted me, "Pregnancy, hurry up!"

I looked at Uncle Yuanji's eager expression, and then looked at the bad guy who kept sweeping at Old Cao with his expectant eyes. It turns out that men are the same in some places.

"Do you really want to know?" Old Cao began to ask us again.

"Pregnancy, if you ask again, be careful that I will smoke you?" Uncle Yuanji heard that the old man Cao kept asking like a step-by-step repeater, and he was not afraid of the power, so he was furious.

When Old Cao saw our expectant expressions, he said slowly, "Baidu, do you know?"

We all nodded. Baidu is familiar with us. But I still don't understand why the unique trick mentioned by Mr. Cao has something to do with Baidu.

At this time, I saw Mr. Cao showing a mysterious smile. He then told us his unique trick.

When I heard Old Cao's unique move, I couldn't help but be amazed. Old Cao was in my eyes. The previous obscene haze had been swept away, and his body immediately became tall. Finally, he was side by side with Brother Chun and sister Feng.

I looked at Old Cao's lips open and closed and said his unique trick: "Warning: The adult content of this website is collected from the Internet all over the world, and the website is maintained in the United States and protected by American law.'"

"What do you mean?" The bad guy Jue didn't react at the beginning, so he couldn't help asking doubtfully.

Old Cao's words were like a meteor cutting through the dark sky, like an otaku encountering toilet paper, which made me suddenly enlightened. I couldn't help praising Old Cao with two thumbs up. The so-called divine man is to show you a bright path in places you can't imagine.

At this time, Uncle Yuanshi also began to smile and nodded. He gently patted the old man Cao on the shoulder and said to the old man Cao, "You can teach him!" Children can be taught!"

Old Cao looked even more flattered and lowered his body so that Uncle Yuanji could pat his shoulder more conveniently.

Xiaolou couldn't help wondering when he saw that we were all smiling. She asked loudly, "What's going on?"

"You women don't interfere in men's affairs!" I said coldly to the small building listening to the rain.

Xiao Lou didn't expect me to answer her like this, so she stopped talking depressedly.

And Miao Ruyun, who was smart, also reacted, and she said softly to us, "Rague!"

As soon as Miao Ruyun finished speaking, the bad guy also suddenly realized that he made a long "oh" sound. When the prince Jue finished sighing, he praised the old man Cao: "High! It's really high!"

The bad guy Jue praised Old Cao, which made Xiaolou even more confused by listening to the rain. This time, she knew that she was going to close the door with me, so she asked the prince Jue, "Yuyu, what exactly does it mean?"

When I heard Xiaolou listen to Yu's question, I couldn't help sighing: It seems that in some aspects. Both men and women have a spirit of perseverance. As long as we apply this spirit to the great socialist construction, why worry that communism cannot be realized?

And when the bad guy heard Xiaolou listening to Yu ask him like this, he twisted it. After a while, he replied to Xiaolou, "Women can't conspire with you!"

I almost admired the answer of the bad guy. The wisdom of the ancients is really not covered. At this time, there are special words to deduce.

After Xiao Lou Tingyu was refused to answer by the bad guy Gong Zijue, she still didn't give up and turned to Old Cao to ask.

Miao Ruyun can't stand the good sense of learning from listening to the rain. She was busy on the side to stop Xiaolou from listening to the rain, "Xiaolou listens to the rain, don't ask?"

"Why? If I don't understand, I have to ask!" Xiaolou didn't understand why Miao Ruyun didn't stand on her side at this time.

I can't bear to hit the diligent, hard-working spirit of Xiaolou Tingyu, and I can't bear to see a rising star being killed in the cradle by us. He said to Xiaolou Tingyu, "Do you remember what old Cao said just now?"

Xiaolou nodded hurriedly when he heard Yu hear me ask her this.

"Then go back and search for it yourself in Baidu. You should know, 'If you have to be shallow on paper, you will never know that you have to do it.' Do you know this truth?!" I can only explain it to Xiaolou when I listen to the rain. Explaining further, I must be dragged by the small building listening to the rain to the realm of immortality.

Xiao Lou listened to me explain so patiently, and she also nodded. Finally, a trace of gratitude appeared on her face. Xiaolou heard the rain say to me, "Handsome, thank you! I didn't expect you to be so kind to me?!"

"It doesn't exist!" I shook my head at the small building. In my mind, a bright new star is rising. Perhaps, a few years later, I will regret that the most precious thing on the floor of the small building listening to the rain was smashed in my hand. And that thing is called purity.

When Miao Ruyun heard what I said to Xiaolou and listened to Yu, she couldn't help saying to me angrily, "Handsome, why are you doing this?"

"It's okay, it's okay! Anyway, if the handsome man doesn't say anything, Xiaolou will check it by herself when he listens to the rain. Xiaolou listens to the rain, don't you think?" Zhuge Shenbang hurriedly shirked my responsibility.

I couldn't help looking at Zhuge Shenbang gratefully. Unexpectedly, Zhuge Shenbang was still righteous at this critical moment.

At this time, Mi Sheng frowned and said to us, "What are you doing? Don't you understand?"

"The topic between men!" Zhuge Shenbang replied with a smile.

When Misheng heard Zhuge Shenstick say this, a smile of understanding also appeared on his face. It seems that men have a strong understanding in some places. The bad guy is not...