Chapter 220 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 35
Many times, we are used to loving ourselves. If one day, this habit suddenly disappears and falls in love with others, and his heart is broken. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Sun, August 14, 2011
Misheng's unhesitating refusal made Xiaolou listen to the rain in place. After a while, she asked hesitantly, "Do you know who Yuyu is? Do you still prevent us from meeting?"
Old Cao also hurriedly echoed, "Yes, that's right. Don't you know that it's better to demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage?
Misheng still shook his head gently with a smile. He continued, "You can rest assured that now the prince Jue has been placed in an absolutely safe place by me. However, I'm afraid he won't wake up for a while.
Xiao Lou heard Yu hear Mi Sheng say this, but she became more worried. She hurriedly asked about Misheng, and even her voice trembled with a trace: "Is my Yuyu really all right? Then why don't you let me see him?"
"Now he needs to rest!" Mi Sheng still smiled and refused Xiaolou Tingyu's request to visit the prince Jue.
Xiaolou still insisted on listening to the rain, but Zhuge Shenbang and Uncle Yuanji dissuaded her. Because we know that since Misheng has assured us that the bad guy is recuperating, it shows that Gongzi Jue has not received any unfair treatment. Mi Sheng won't let us visit him. He must have his own plans. No matter what we say to Misheng, he will not let us pass. Instead of wasting your words here, it's better to find a way to defeat Misheng.
Although Xiaolou is still crying when listening to the rain, her mood has almost stabilized. At this time, I asked Mi Sheng, "Do you think something is wrong with your body?"
Mi Sheng was stunned by my question. After a while, he hesitated to say, "I just think it's a little big recently!"
"That's right!" I slapped my thigh and shouted loudly, "That's because the nerve endings under you died, which made it big!" However, as soon as I said this sentence, I felt something was wrong. Because this answer seems to be a little familiar.
"Are you still selling abduction?!" Uncle Yuanji looked at me and said. After a pause, he said again, "But handsome, your words are not unreasonable. Think about it, there is so much blood in the human body. If you can't concentrate below, you have to charge up and occupy the high ground. In this way, doesn't it seem to have a bigger head?"
"Then why did I blush when I saw a woman? My blood was also concentrated underneath at that time?" Old Cao interrupted and asked. At this time, he exerted the spirit of not being ashamed to ask questions, but it was also a little shameless.
"This, this..." Uncle Wanshi couldn't justify himself. He couldn't help staring at the old man Cao and said viciously, "Shut up. Talk again and go back to punish you for not eating.
"If you don't eat, you won't eat, but uncle, you should give me the answer. Didn't you often teach us to be shameless when you were at school? Old Cao didn't know any problems, but resigned vibly.
At this time, Uncle Yuanji didn't know how to speak.
I saw Uncle Yuan Ji's kind of good student with a strong desire for knowledge, so I quickly stood up to relieve him. I lengthen my voice and said to old Cao, "Pregnancy..."
"Please call me brother!" Old Cao heard that there was obviously a demand for him in my words, so he picked it up.
I feel uncomfortable with Mr. Cao's attitude, but I have no choice. I just wanted to respect his brother, but suddenly remembered. I said to old Cao, "Do you know what dopamine is? Do you know what hypothalamus is?
Old Cao shook his head blankly. Nouns like this are much more profound for obscene guys like him.
Looking at old Cao like this, I can't help but feel happy. Because things have taken a turn for the better. I said to Old Cao, "You don't even understand this. What else can you understand?"
"I just asked my uncle because I didn't understand. If I understand, what should I do?" Old Cao said impatiently.
Hearing Mr. Cao's words, I couldn't help looking at Uncle Yuanji. Uncle Yuanshi is still racking his brains to answer Old Cao's question about men's blood distribution in some cases. However, he still can't figure it out for a while. No wonder, I don't know how many scientists think they know much about the human body.
I saw that Uncle Yuanji had been completely puzzled by Mr. Cao's problem just now, so he cleared his throat and explained to Mr. Cao, "You're stupid. You don't know. Men blush when they see women, which is an abnormal reaction. The real reaction of a man is to turn pale when he sees a woman.
Hearing my explanation, Old Cao suddenly realized that he would say "Oh". However, he said to me, "That handsome man, how did you blush when you saw Miss Miao?"
I didn't expect that old man Cao would still be entangled in this problem. Some problems cannot be studied in depth. There are some problems that are the same as studying why men can masturbate, but women can't. Some questions can only be answered by Ba Shen's answer: "I can!"
However, at this time, when the white tiger and the big white cat heard the old man Cao's words, it shouted at me angrily. It also fully understood what old Cao said just now.
At this time, I was so angry that I shouted at Old Cao, "Pregnancy, let's talk about it again!" I'll kick you out when I get back!"
Old Cao didn't expect one of his problems, which also made me furious. Originally, he opened his mouth to ask me another question, but at this time, he had to stop talking obediently.
Uncle Yuanji saw my angry look and comforted me, "Handsome, you now know that it's not easy to be a good teacher. You have to face all kinds of strange problems of students at all times.
Hearing the comfort of Uncle Yuanshi, I looked at him sympathetically. Now I fully understand his mood. However, I still think about another problem, that is, the strange scene of Misheng's body.
At the thought of this, I found that the topic I was asking at the beginning was chopped by Mr. Cao, and I don't know where it was. Now, I came back and asked Misheng, "Ancestor, don't you think your body is a little different from ours?"
"Didn't you say that. It's just recently, and I feel that my head is bigger than before!" Mi Sheng replied impatiently.
I just wanted to repeat the answer at the beginning. At this time, Mi Sheng showed a strange smile to me. Looking at Mi Sheng's strange smile, I know that Mi Sheng actually understood what we had said before.
This time made me feel not very happy. This is like you played monkeys at the beginning, but in the end you found that you were actually fooled by monkeys.
I said fiercely to Mi Sheng, "You already know what we want to ask?"
Mi Sheng nodded with a smile first. Then he said loudly, "Do you want to ask me why I was kicked by the dwarf but nothing happened?"
"Are you a dwarf?" Xiaolou heard that he was a dwarf in Misheng's mouth, and he couldn't help but be filled with righteous indignation.
Misheng didn't pay attention to Xiaolou's intention of listening to the rain. He continued, "When you first asked me, handsome, I knew you were asking me this question in a roundabout way. In fact, I tell you to look here..."
As soon as Mi Sheng said "Look here", he began to take off his clothes. When Xiaolou saw Mi Sheng's sudden move, Xiaolou was so scared that he covered his eyes with his hands and shouted, "Too old! Too old!"
I know what Xiaolou means when listening to the rain. If a handsome man undresses in front of her, she must be out of sight.
However, I'm not very willing to see Mi Sheng's move. After all, the body of a thousand-year-old guy, especially a guy whose face is full of vicissitudes, is not attractive to women or men at all.
We can't bear to see it, except for one person - Zhuge God Stick. Because, we have all forgotten that among us, in terms of the degree of obsession with men's bodies, Xiaolou Tingyu is far behind Zhuge Shenbang.
I turned my head and couldn't bear to see Misheng's ugly body. But Zhuge God Stick let out one after another astony on the side. Not only that, he kept talking. Zhuge Shenbang's reaction mobilized my curiosity.
I can't help turning my head to see what happened. At a glance, I couldn't help but be stunned...
Because the old man Misheng doesn't know how to maintain it and doesn't know what he used. His body did not show any swelling, but looked strong. The tall and bulging muscles contain infinite vitality underneath. I can't help but feel embarrassed by this strong muscle.
At this time, I saw Xiaolou Tingyu and I didn't know when he had moved his hands down from his eyes. She looked straight at Misheng's eyes. Not only that, she also stretched out her hand and stroked every piece of Misheng's bulge from the air. Every time he moved, Xiaolou's face felt ashamed when he heard the rain.
What surprised me was not only Misheng's strong muscles, but also his wheat-colored complexion that looked like being roasted with ultraviolet lamps. What surprised me most was that I didn't find Misheng's two points at all.
There is no bulge on Misheng's chest muscles at all. Where it should be raised, it looks unusually smooth. There is nothing there.
This situation is what surprised me the most.
When Mi Sheng saw that his body had attracted all our attention, he smiled and said, "How about it? Have you seen it?"
Xiao Lou first spoke when she heard Yu's speech. She said in her most coy voice, "Shengsheng, you are so handsome!"
The small building made me feel sick when I heard the rain. Mi Sheng only showed his body and let Xiaolou listen to Yu immediately forget the uncertain prince Jue. I can't help but feel vaguely worried about the future life of the bad guy. If a small building meets an eye-opener on the day of listening to the rain, he can completely let Phoenix Legend write songs on it.
After a while, Xiaolou also found that her nymphomaniac just now was a little inappropriate, and she couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. Looking at the little building listening to the rain, I was secretly stunned. Women are really God's most perfect work. Not only are there more ** points than men, but also richer emotions than men, but also more ruthless than men. As long as it is in love, men must and can only be defeated.
However, at this time, I heard Zhuge Shenstick's admiration: "This figure, this texture must feel good."
Zhuge Shenbang's words came to my ears and made me almost spit them out. I hurriedly said to Zhuge Shenstick, "Don't be disgusting here, okay?"
"What's wrong? What's wrong? This is an era of basic love, as if you haven't had the years of burning basic love. Zhuge Shenbang shouted at me when he heard my contempt for his hobbies.
I am speechless about Zhuge God Stick. He just looked at him fiercely and then said, "You forgot your mountain man. How dare you let him be alone at home?"
My soft voice made Zhuge Shenstick a little uncomfortable. He was stunned and said, "I have a partner relationship with the mountain people. In fact, it's nothing. Do you believe that I can leave him at any time?
I looked at Zhuge's stick eyes anly and disagreed with his love views in my heart. However, I didn't express this meaning, but said to him, "It's not easy for you to find a good friend like a mountain man. You must be together to make the rest of the melon shed envy and hate you.
When Zhuge Shenstick heard my blessing, he couldn't help bowing his head. After a while, he raised his head and said to me, "Handsome, do you really think so?"
"This. Don't you know that there is a guy who is almost a corrupt woman? I didn't look at Zhuge God Stick, but looked into the distance. In the distance, there seems to be a pair of terrible eyes staring at me all the time, making me feel a chill from the bone marrow.
Zhuge Shenbang did not understand what I meant. He smiled and said, "Handsome, thank you for your blessings. Don't worry, I will treat the mountain people well!"
Hearing Zhuge Shenbang's promise, I turned my head to one side. I thought to myself: It's none of my business whether you two are together or not. I just don't want you to show me a nymphomaniac comparable to Xiaolou listening to the rain. You know, your nymphomania is what makes me even more disgusting.
At this time, Misheng put on the untied clothes again. He then asked us, "Have you seen anything?"
"You have no breasts!" I blurted out, but it's wrong to think about it. This sentence should be the most correct thing to say to Xiaolou Tingyu, so I quickly changed my mouth and said, "You don't have anything that a man should have. No, you didn't..."
I'm getting more and more confused now, and I'm already speechless.
Mi Sheng said to us with a proud smile, "Actually, you all know. It's not that I don't have it. I disdain these."
"Have you really practiced the Sunflower Book?" I said excitedly. My childhood dreams began to come to life in my mind again. The dirty beggar held a few books in his hand, and then I was invincible.
When Misheng heard me blurted out in excitement, he couldn't help but say doubtfully, "What's the sunflower treasure book?"
"It's 'to predict success, you must first be from the palace'." Uncle Yuanji answered for me.
When Mi Sheng heard this answer, he couldn't help laughing. When he laughed enough, he said, "Is it really strange that there is still such effort in the world?"
Misheng's answer surprised me and said to him quickly, "Since you have no face, how do you explain it?"
Before Mi Sheng could answer, Uncle Yuanji suddenly realized. He patted his forehead and said, "I know, I know!"
"What do you know?" I couldn't help but express my curiosity about Uncle Yuanji's reaction at this time.
Uncle Siyi thought for a moment and slowly said five words word by word: "Heaven, Jie, Jeal, Half, Change."
These five five words of Uncle Yuanji are like the five-character motto that Grandma Wang said to Ximenqing, which made me confused and couldn't help asking, "What do you mean?"
"Actually, these are the five situations mentioned in ancient times. And in these five cases, there can be no little JJ. Uncle Yuanji closed his eyes and then sighed, "I always thought it was the ancients who joked when they were bored. Think about it, there was no sex resection at that time. At that time, Thailand was still from Siamese. How could this happen? I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, 'The ancients are sincere and not bullied'!" After saying that, Uncle Yuanji shook his head repeatedly. ( These five situations are recorded in the Medical Classics, but the five situations recorded are the transformation of women into men. Because of the spoof in the diary, I brought it over. Sorry.)
Although Uncle Yuanji did not explain to me what these five words are all about, I can roughly understand it. When I understood, I looked at Misheng and thought to myself: What is his situation?
Mi Sheng was a little unhappy to hear Uncle Yuanji explain this. Mi Sheng's face sank and shouted loudly, "You don't have a little JJ!"
Mi Sheng's retort surprised me. According to Mi Sheng, he has. However, Xiaolou didn't mean to deceive us when he heard the rain. From the one she kicked just now, he didn't deceive us. If that's a performance, then the small building listening to the rain is completely at the level of Qingxia Manyu.
At this time, Mi Sheng stretched out his hand and pointed to Uncle Yuan Ji and said, "What an unlearned guy. I thought I had read a few old books, so I sold them everywhere. Do you think so? What kind of situation did you just talk about?"
Misheng's words made Uncle Yuanshi hesitate. Uncle Yuanji thought for a moment and then said, "I'm just talking about what happened in ancient books. You know, this is something in the medical book. Not only that, there are also records in ancient times that people have gone from little JJ to JJ?
"What?" I was even more surprised. It turns out that we still had this kind of technology in ancient times.
Uncle Yuanji thought for a moment before nodding, expressing his affirmation...