Chapter 221 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 36

I just bought a few books, opened a few prefaces, and had no desire to read any more. I don't know that the preface is written now, just like an old mother whispering in your ear to explain how good our straw skills are. Finally, I don't forget to tell you that he has a mole in his chest. How can your preface make Mu Hong interested in their platform? Really! - Zhang Deshuai's indignation

Sun, August 14, 2011

Uncle Yuanji nodded and affirmed his statement. Then, he said to us, "I remember that there is such a record in Guest Window Gossip, that is, a guy had a little JJ at first, but later he didn't. Then I found an old man and got it out for him again. If Mu Hong remembers correctly, that is also a story about a femininized man, which is very different from what Uncle Yuanji told. However, the diary is just a spoof, so my favorite thing is to deliberately misinterpret those allusions. I hope you don't study it carefully.)

Uncle Yuanji told us the story in a concise way. After listening to this story, I couldn't help but be surprised. It turned out that we had such advanced technology at that time, which was really admirable.

However, Uncle Yuanji added another sentence: "It's just a pity that the old man's prescription is not recorded in that book. Otherwise, as long as there is that prescription, that country dares to show off to us. Let's say that as long as the Luson pigs in the south use this recipe, they all have such a thing, and they must destroy the country. After saying that, Uncle Yuanji sighed gently.

"Yes, yes. And the Japanese melons in the east dare to buy our fishing island. Old Cao also echoed.

"There will be some women left in that Japanese country. Otherwise, why do you make so many otaku in the world lose the motivation to live? I added.

We messed up like this, and the whole speech began to change again. From Misheng's physiological defects, it suddenly came to the national righteousness.

Zhuge Shenbang listened to our conversation, and he also added: "Uncle Yuanji, after you said so. I think our gospel is coming, think about it. At that time, let's turn those women into men, so how can they rule the world? Therefore, in this era of basic love, it is the king to be a medium!" In the end, Zhuge Shenstick also aggravated his tone.

"Personally, climb away!" When I heard Zhuge God Stick's words, I felt very awkward, so I yelled at Zhuge God Stick.

Zhuge Shenbang didn't expect that his suggestion would always attract our opposition, and he wanted to say something else. However, we did not respond positively to his statement, both men and women. Finally, he had to shut up and stop talking.

At this time, Uncle Yuanji patted his thigh again and said loudly, "Look at me, how can I forget this?"

Uncle's sudden voice scared me. I don't know what he will say next.

Uncle Yuanji continued, "This is not only explained by our traditional Chinese medicine. I remember that there is also an explanation in Western medicine..."

Uncle Yuanji explained with great interest, but I heard it super evil. Because of these things, I don't really want to know. After all, men like that process, not the result after the process. However, Uncle's chattering voice kept hitting my poor eardrum, which annoys me.

Mi Sheng, who is also disgusted with Uncle Yuanji's academic school, interrupted: "Shut up!"

Uncle Yuanji didn't understand why Misheng would shut him up at this time, because he was talking about it, and it brought us to the sharks 400 million years ago to grow old. It is because of those two sharks 400 million years ago that we have happiness.

Mi Sheng shouted to his uncle, "It's not that I don't have it, but I don't want to show it. Come out and scare you to death."

"You just don't have it!" Xiaolou blurted out when he heard the rain. However, she immediately felt that it was not good to say this, so she closed her mouth obediently.

Mi Sheng was also a little angry when he heard Xiao Lou's attack on his body like this. He hurriedly said, "I'll prove it to you!"

As soon as Mi Sheng's words came out, I inexplicably felt that my face turned red. I didn't expect how things changed to this place. This is not the same as what I thought before.

After saying that, Mi Sheng began to tear his clothes angrily. Because of his anger, it was more difficult for him to untie his clothes.

"Forget it, forget it!" At this time, Uncle Yuanji stood up and said, "Let's think you have it!"

"What do you think! I just have it!" Mi Sheng said unconvincedly. In the face of our compromise, he did not recognize it.

At this time, Zhuge Shenbang said excitedly, "Take off! Let him take it off! Do you have to see whether the mule is Malay today?

Zhuge Shenbang's words made me look at him contemptuously. Among our group, Zhuge Shenstick is the most interested in men's bodies.

However, we firmly oppose Misheng taking off his clothes again. Mi Sheng saw that we all firmly opposed it, and he no longer insisted. He just sighed and his hand rested on the button.

Looking at Zhuge God Stick, who was waiting for Mi Sheng to continue, he saw Mi Sheng's action stop. He couldn't help but be stunned and said, "Why did you stop? Why did it stop?"

"Forget it! They won't let it." Mi Sheng's words skillfully brought contradictions to us.

Zhuge God Stick said anly annoy: "No! No way! You have to take it off. Only by taking it off can you prove that what you just said is right. You should abandon your own bondage and let go of your dreams, so that you can sublimate your thoughts and discover the true meaning of the beauty of the world. Zhuge Shenbang never forgets to publicize his theory anywhere.

Misheng hesitated, and the hand placed on the button was about to continue to untie. When we saw that Misheng's hand was about to move, we quickly and resolutely condemned Zhuge Shenbang and solemnly protested against Misheng.

Under the unanimous protest of all our people, Misheng stopped again. At this time, he looked at us with a smile and asked, "This time, you should believe that I have it, right?"

There is no need for anyone to command. Except for Zhuge Shenji, we all nodded. There is no need to say anything now. If you don't agree, Misheng will take it off again. I have to poke my eyes to thank the world.

After Misheng's hand left from the button, he said to us, "Actually, I have it?" Men, that's it. Other things can be tolerated, but in this regard, it must be absolutely maintained.

We all nodded. At this time, in order to prevent Mi Sheng from getting rid of him, he now says that Mr. Cang is still a virgin, and we will nod without hesitation.

"Then do you know why I behave like this?" Mi Sheng continued to ask us.

This time, we don't know how to save. Old Cao said, "Did you watch the perverted program of the Japanese country?"

"What program?" We all asked.

"That super heavy-flavored program is the one that cooks." Old Cao, who has always been obscene, dared not complete the whole sentence this time. He pointed to the place of Misheng and said.

As soon as I finished saying Cao's words, I felt that I was going to vomit. This Japanese country is really a strange country, and it can still be made into a program.

Withaning Misheng's answer, I said first, "Even if my ancestors are foreigners, it should be from Bangzi. You can't see it. Why does the stick keep saying that Qu Yuan is theirs and Confucius is also theirs?

Old Cao shook his head blankly.

Looking at their confused appearance, I couldn't help but feel proud: "That's because Bangzi wants to recognize his ancestors, but he is embarrassed to say it clearly. That's why some people in our history are said to be theirs. Doesn't this mean that their roots are here by blood?

When I explained this, even Uncle Yuanshi nodded his head and said as I just said, "It seems that the stick is playing a big game of chess!" In this way, one day when the Japanese melons bully the sticks, the sticks will come to us to prove that they are one of our branches, so that we have to save them!"

"It's really a big game of chess!" Zhuge Shenbang also echoed, "It's still a game of chess with ulterior motives. At that time, we will have to eat Japanese melons for the side of the stick. In this way, the sticks can solve their own crisis without effort.

"How evil the heart is! It's appalling!" I couldn't help scolding, "The stick's calculation is smart enough!"

"This is the real purpose of the stick. Otherwise, think about it, when the Japanese melon really fights with the stick. Do you think kimchi can win or A (harmonious) V can win? Uncle Yuanji asked.

This problem is obvious. No matter what happens, there will always be a day when you get tired of kimchi. But A (harmonious) V is the source of life for the majority of otaku. In front of A (harmonious) V, the kimchi must be a complete failure.

Mi Sheng didn't expect that he made a move just now. It can make us realize the sinister intentions of the stick all of a sudden. He couldn't help asking us, "What's the matter with the Japanese melons and sticks you've been talking about?"

I was busy explaining to Misheng the relationship between the Japanese melon stick and us.

After hearing this, Mi Sheng was so angry that he blew his beard and said, "Is there such a nation?"

"What can't they do to survive their own nation? Look, Bangzi said, they only said that our people were them, and occasionally pulled a few Americans. When did they say that Japanese melons were theirs? When Uncle Yuanjie understood what I said before, his thinking immediately became agile.

Misheng nodded and sighed, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. It seems that I am really old! Is there anyone who can do such a thing?

"This is called 'recognize your roots and beat the Japanese melons'. You can really get the greatest benefit at the least cost. A stick man doesn't have a mallet in his head. I also sighed.

"Let's not talk about those disgusting peoples!" Mi Sheng waved his hand to stop us from continuing.

Anyway, we have almost said everything that should be said, and those who can complain have vomited, and we have obediently followed Misheng's advice.

When we calmed down, Mi Sheng continued the previous topic and said, "Do you know why I behaved like that just now?"

We can't answer Misheng's question at all. This is like Sister Feng asking her in front of Gan Lulu: Do you know why I can get a green card, but you can't? There are some things that we can't imagine.

When Misheng saw that we couldn't answer, he said proudly, "Actually, I'm here to protect the yuan! You should know that any man will have his troubles.

I empathize with Misheng's words. My trouble is to look at the ball of toilet paper on the ground and meditate in my heart: Children, not resent their father. If you want to resent, they will resent the dead eunuch, who let him invent the paper.

"Actually, we all know that one essence is ten blood. That is to say, we are all wasting, which is a naked waste. Mi Sheng's face showed a trace of sadness, "You know, waste is a loss."

Hearing Mi Sheng's words, I nodded again. I thought to myself: If the hospital hadn't allowed me to donate, the toilet paper I threw away would be enough to buy a commercial house, or more than 100 square meters. This is the real waste!

Mi Sheng said again, "So, I just want to reduce this waste. Later, I really found it. This is Baoyuan Guben, hiding men's things from using them. In this way, it will not be wasted."

After saying that, Mi Sheng couldn't help laughing proudly.

Looking at the smile on Misheng's face, I didn't think it was funny. In this case, it's better to practice the crying flower book. At least if you practice that, you may succeed. Whoever learns from Misheng's method of consolidating the foundation will be unlucky.

Misheng may have been alone for a long time and can't understand our rejection of this Baoyuan Guben method. Even Zhuge Shenbang, who has always been interested in him, can't accept this method. Misheng didn't find that we were boring to him by this method, and said excitedly, "I can live so long with this method!" ......”

Do you smoke? Do you drink?" I was busy interrupting him.

Mi Sheng shook his head first and didn't understand why I suddenly asked.

"You said we don't smoke or drink, and then hide this happy thing. What do you think is the meaning of our longevity? The root of longevity lies in happiness. These things that can bring us happiness are gone. What's the point of longevity?" I said to Mi Sheng.

Mi Sheng was stunned when he heard me say that. He may not have dared to say that to him before, and he may not have said such a thing. Now, he began to meditate.

I watched Mi Sheng bow his head and meditate, knowing that it would take some time for him now. After all, this is a very important choice for him. In case Misheng finally understands that he has a desire, then the next step is our best opportunity. I'm not afraid that people follow the rules, but I'm afraid that he has no desire.

Misheng thought for a long time before raising his head and looking at me blankly. He muttered, "Why on earth do I live so long? Why?"

I can't help but feel happy when I see that Mi Sheng is not clear about this issue now. I know, now our opportunity has come.

"You are here, just waiting for us to come!" This time, I changed a gentle tone.

Mi Sheng looked at me suspiciously.

I ignored Mi Sheng's suspicion and continued to explain to him, "Think about it, how many people have come here in so many years?"

As soon as Mi Sheng thought about it, I quickly interrupted him. Because what I have to do now is to constantly strengthen my guidance to his thoughts. As long as Misheng's thoughts keep pace with my thoughts, then I don't need to do anything else, and Misheng will automatically do it. Because smart people will only work hard at the beginning, and then let those people follow the previously designed route.

I said to Mi Sheng, "Don't think about it, it's the third batch! Do you know why we are the third batch? Speaking of this, I paused and looked closely at Mi Sheng.

He definitely doesn't know it now. Because I don't know what this thing is for. But what I have to do now is to fool what I don't know what it is: "That's because we are here to guide you on the next way!" Think about it, why do you have to stay in this environment for thousands of years? For thousands of years, you are the only one who has been guarding something that you can't reach. Why is this?"

"Because of a responsibility!" Mi Sheng replied slowly and firmly.

Although Misheng answered the responsibility, I saw that the confusion in his eyes began to fade. I couldn't help but be surprised by this situation. Because I just made Mi Sheng's head chaotic for the time being through that question. If Misheng really recovers, he will immediately find that what I just said was fooling him.

I took a breath first and said to Mi Sheng, "Your responsibility is to wait for someone you want to wait for, isn't it?"

Misheng's eyes began to become clear again. He began to think again. After a while, Mi Sheng said uncertainly, "It seems!"

"Don't doubt that we are waiting for you. Why did I say it was us? Think about it, why did it take so long for us to come here to exercise you? Let's see if you can stand loneliness and whether it is worthy of our entrustment? And now, we are coming!"

At this point, I saw that Mi Sheng didn't say anything, so I began to say to him again. I can't give Misheng a chance to stay now, because as long as he has more time, he will react, and as soon as he reacts, we will have no chance.

I said to Mi Sheng, "Do you know? This life is two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things. That is to say, we represent the people of the world!"

When it comes to the world, there is more turbidity in Misheng's eyes. He definitely doesn't know what I'm talking about now...