Chapter 222 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 37

Huang Rong took Guo Jing to see Huang Yaoshi. Huang Yaoshi praised Guo Jing and promised Guo Jing to be his east bed. Guo Jingyi ran to the valley excitedly and shouted, "Guo Jingming is getting married!" At this time, but there was a rumble in the valley: "Is the groom Han Han?" - Zhang Deshuai's version of the micro novel (not original)

Sun, August 14, 2011

I saw that Misheng began to be confused by my words, and I was secretly proud. No matter how hard you are, you don't have to eat my foot washing water in the end.

I continued to drag Misheng's thinking to my mind: "Think about it, what's the biggest in the world? The common people! Think about it, this time we represent the most advanced productivity, the most advanced entertainment culture, and the people. We are the 'three representatives'. So, you have been waiting here for thousands of years, isn't it just waiting for us?

"What are the 'Three Represents'?" This sudden indoctrination obviously couldn't react, and he asked me blankly.

"No more about that!" I waved my hand and said to Mi Sheng, "You don't understand!"

"So what did you just say?" Although Misheng has been fooled by me, he is still clear about this.

When I heard Mi Sheng's words, I couldn't help staring at him and said harshly, "Do you still want to hear it?"

Mi Sheng didn't say anything, but pretended to ignore me.

I was shocked to see Misheng's reaction. Just now, I spoke quickly and said what I shouldn't have said. I can't wait to slap myself now.

So, I said to Mi Sheng with a smile on my face, "Actually, this time we have a secret mission?"

As soon as he said this, Misheng's face couldn't help but be curious. Everyone else also looked at me and didn't know what day I could blow.

With what I just said, I completely attracted Mi Sheng's attention. I'm quite satisfied with this, but I really haven't figured out what I should say next.

I quarreled with Mi Shengdong while secretly organizing words in my mind. This time, we need to find a way to fool Misheng at one time.

Soon, I came up with an idea, an excellent idea.

I said to Mi Sheng, "Did you just know the sinister intention of the stick to compete for celebrities in our history?"

Mi Sheng nodded. He thought for a moment before saying, "Didn't you just say that the stick is to find the thousand-year-old root? Because their kimchi can't beat that A (Harmonious) V? By the way, what is A (harmonious) V?

I didn't expect that Misheng could find the point in one sentence. I coughed a few times before telling Mi Sheng in the most euphemistic way: "This thing is the invasion of the Japanese country against us. Use that kind of spiritual opium to pollute our eyes, degrade our souls, and invade our bodies. It makes us Chinese good men immersed in meat (harmonious) desire and have achieved the goal that they can bully sticks. Of course, the stick is not a good bird?

"Then there are still so many things in your computer!" Old Cao said dissatisfiedly to me. This guy likes to dismantle my stage very much.

"What do you know? What about A (harmonious) V and G (harmonious) V above? I immediately retorted.

When Old Cao heard me say this, he first suddenly realized that he said "Oh". Then he asked me, "What is G (harmonious) V?"

"Go back to Du Niang! Am I your old man?" I was always angry with old Cao, and I couldn't help opening my mouth to say angrily.

Old Cao immediately became submissive under my scolding. He retreated and stopped talking.

At this time, Mi Sheng asked me with great interest, "What are you talking about just now?" Why can't I understand a word?"

Hearing Mi Sheng's question, I couldn't help smiling secretly in my heart and thinking: It's normal that you don't understand. Have you heard of ABS130? You have heard that there was a tree called a tall tree with many people hanging on it. Pure children can't understand this sentence!) However, the question asked by Mi Sheng just now really made me unable to answer. Because of some things, you really can't say it's too old.

After thinking about it, I explained to Mi Sheng, "It doesn't matter if you don't look at those things!"

When Misheng heard my explanation, he couldn't help smiling at me and said, "I almost know what you said!" It's just those of the Suv's Heart Sutra.

Hearing Mi Sheng's explanation, I couldn't help but be surprised by his understanding. This is how wise people are when they are old. I didn't say anything to him. He can understand what I just said.

However, now that Misheng understands, the next question is much easier. I hurriedly asked Misheng, "Do you know why did I just say that we came on behalf of the people?"

This time, Mi Sheng didn't expect it. He shook his head blankly.

"Actually, both the stick and us are playing a big game of chess." A kind of solemnity appeared on my face, and a tragic feeling of "not afraid of ghosts and gods" appeared on my face.

Mi Sheng looked at me suspiciously.

I continued to explain: "All people are chess players who live in this game of chess, but in fact, the country is not. Japan is a chess player, and Bangzi is a chess player. We are also a chess player and a good chess player.

Misheng nodded and agreed with me.

"I agree with this sentence. Otherwise, you really think it's up to Su Qin to run over and fool him and say how many soldiers you have. The king is not a fool. Don't you know how many soldiers you have? It's also useful for Su Qin to run to tell others. It's like a stranger running to your house and saying, 'Handsome, I know how much money you have?' How will you react at this time? Uncle Yuanji interrupted.

"Plap him! After the draw, send it to the police station. I replied immediately. As soon as I answered, I knew what Uncle Yuanji meant.

Yes, a Su Qin ran over to fool the king for a while, which can really make the king listen to himself and can also hang the seal of the six countries. In fact, Su Qin thought that the king was his chess piece, but he did not know that the real chess player was the king of the six kingdoms.

These thoughts just flashed through my mind, and I then explained to Mi Sheng, "You know, the stick is looking for us to find our ancestors to facilitate them and deal with Japanese melons. In fact, don't we understand the evil intentions of the stick? Why do we still let the stick do this? That is to say, as long as the stick is bullied by the Japanese melon, we will recognize this descendant?

Speaking of this, I stopped and glanced around. This time, no one knows how to answer.

"Because of history?" Uncle Yuanji likes to talk to history as soon as he says anything.

"There is a reason for this, but the most important reason is not this?" I denied Uncle Yuanji's answer.

"Because of the island where you can come to fish?" Old Cao replied uncertainly.

This time, I immediately denied his answer: "Do you think an island that can only do fishing can make us spend so much effort? In the south, do the Luzon pig and Annan monkey think that they still occupy our island? Why don't we report much?"

When I said this, Mr. Cao was silent. After a while, Old Cao slowly said, "Maybe there are too many islands. I don't know which one to report?"

"You are wrong. It's not because there are many islands, but because you haven't seen anything really important. A smile appeared on my face.

This time, they were stunned and didn't know what I said was really important.

The smile was still hanging on my face, and I slowly read it out: "The (pig) marquis (monkey) fought against each other and hated each other, and crossed the divine wind without regret. The Chinese people hate two things, A (harmonious) V has a state-owned thief. It was changed from the self-deprecating of a crab guy who didn't make up as a princess.)

When I finish reading, the whole thing will be quiet. They are still chewing the words I just read.

After a while, Uncle Yuanji realized it. As soon as he reacted, he praised me, "Handsome, I find that you always like to see the essence through phenomena!"

Although Uncle Yuanshi is praising me, I don't think it's okay. For a person who has seen enough of code, even if the whole screen is a phenomenon, he can still clearly see the essence.

But old Cao didn't understand for a moment. He looked at Uncle Yuanji and asked, "Uncle, what did the handsome man say just now?"

Uncle Yuanshi looked at Old Cao and explained to him, "Pregnancy, uncle asked you, what did you think when the oil price broke 8?"

Old Cao recalled his memories and said, "I saw on the news that everyone said that I could swear, but if I couldn't, I had nothing to say. However, it doesn't matter to me."

"What about Yellowstone Island?" Uncle Yuanji continued to ask.

"I didn't buy bananas at that time, but I was more afraid of meeting urban management." Old Cao thought for a moment and then continued to answer. However, he looked at the silent uncle suspiciously and then asked, "Uncle, what's the use of asking me these?"

Uncle Yuanshi smiled and said, "Pregnancy, think about it. The rise and fall of oil prices is not directly related to you, so you don't think it has any impact; Yellowstone Island, we think the country has been bullied, which is a matter of dignity. However, there is a situation that is closely related to you and me. Speaking of this, Uncle Yuanji paused, looked at Old Cao with a smile, and asked Old Cao to say the answer himself.

Old Cao thought about it carefully and replied uncertainly, "A (harmonious) V?"

"That's right, that's it!" Uncle Yuanji praised the teaching spirit of old Cao, "Pregnancy, think again, the most concerned about oil prices in the country are those who drive. Are there more drivers, or more guys watching A (Harmonious) V?

"It must be the latter!" Old Cao understood, and he immediately replied.

"So, if there is only one choice between rising oil prices and removing the hateful mosaic, which one do you think will be more supported by the whole nation?" Uncle Yuanshi enlightened the old man Cao again.

This time, old Cao answered immediately without thinking about it: "It must be the latter?" After answering, Old Cao also woke up. He looked at me in surprise and opened his mouth wide.

Uncle Yuanshi sighed, "So, the matter of Yellowstone Island will pass quickly. Only the Diaoyu Island is always 'one wave has not calmed down, and one wave has invaded again'. It is because the (pig) marquis (monkey) makes trouble again, which is related to dignity; and Japanese melons are not only about dignity, but also to the welfare of the majority of the people. Tell me, can leaders ignore it under such circumstances?

"Down with the Japanese country and remove the mosaic! Down with the Japanese country and remove the mosaic!" Old Cao immediately raised his arms and shouted. Old Cao's behavior made me and Uncle Yuanshi couldn't help but nodded slightly. I have seen the bright future. The majority of people no longer need to endure that small square grid, but can directly look at the essence of happiness.

(The above views are pure spoof, and I hope you can't take them seriously. In addition, Muhong still explains the origin of the derogatory term for some countries. The reason why it is a Luson pig is because many Luson people believe in Catholicism; and the Annan monkey is called a monkey because it has a human shape and no heart of virtue; the stick does not need to be explained; the Japanese melon country came from the era of the Three Kingdoms of the Eastern Han Dynasty. At that time, the mother family of the emperor of a certain country was my great country. Only when I nodded and admitted its status as emperor can she sit firmly, otherwise the village chiefs and county magistrates under the emperor will not listen to her. Finally, the reason why a country can flourish is that we have lost the Ryukyu Kingdom - our once vassal state, otherwise that country would be honest like a grandson.)

Hearing Uncle Yuanshi's words, Mi Sheng couldn't help looking at me smiling. Finally, he said, "Handsome, you are so shameless. You can handle such a national event so clearly!"

"There are too many codes! It's hard not to recognize the essence!" I pretended to be modest. When I finished speaking, I felt something was wrong.

Because there is no confusion in Misheng's eyes that I saw before, and now his eyes are full of strong smiles. This discovery surprised me. At first, I already thought that my trick just now made Misheng's thinking and my thinking tail. Now I suddenly find that more and more people are not EMUs, and the rear-end technology is not up to the level.

This discovery immediately made me feel that it was a failure. Thinking of this, I couldn't help staring at the old Cao. It was precisely because they couldn't catch up with my thinking that Uncle Wanshi had to go through an explanation. And it was because of this explanation that Misheng was given a chance to breathe. It is also because of this breathing opportunity that he can get out of my deception.

I looked into Misheng's eyes and couldn't help sighing. Since the opportunity has been lost, there is no need to talk about the next words.

When Misheng heard my sigh, the smile in his eyes was even stronger. He asked me, "Handsome, do you really think you can hide that from me?"

"What?" Hearing Mi Sheng's words, I was even more surprised. Because. The meaning of Mi Sheng's words is that he has always been awake, and even the confusion in his eyes just now is pretended.

Mi Sheng smiled, and then his eyes began to disperse. When I saw these distracted eyes, my heart sank. It turned out that at first, I thought that with my three-inch tongue and the divine method of deception, I could fool Misheng like Fan Wei in "Selling Abduction". Unexpectedly, Mi Sheng is already Fan Wei in Kung Fu.

In the end, I asked unrevely, "Did you start..."

Mi Sheng didn't say anything, but nodded to me like an idiot. Although his eyes still maintain the previous laxity, I feel that my back is chilly...

Xiaolou listened to Yu and saw my sudden loneliness. She asked me puzzledly, "Handsome, what's wrong with you?"

Listening to the rain in the small building, I smiled bitterly. I don't know what I should say now. I just feel that in the field I am best at, I have been seen through by Misheng at a glance.

At this moment, Mi Sheng praised me with a smile: "Handsome, what you just said is actually quite good! In this regard, I sigh that I am not as good as being able to analyze such a complicated thing so superficially and such a noble thing!"

Although Misheng praises me, it sounds more like Misheng showing off himself. That means provoking me, Zhang Deshuai, no matter how smart you are, you feel that you will fool me. In front of me, you are still the same.

Xiaolou didn't understand my current mood at all. There was a sense of loss and frustration in a happy movie that spent the whole night but found that it was Huluwa or with Marksai, and a sense of powerlessness that he didn't even know who to scold.

I just smiled at Xiaolou Tingyu: "I'm fine. I just want to have a rest."

"Is the handsome man concerned about national affairs?" Old Cao now thinks that I am a think tank and praises me.

"Get out of here!" The anger in my heart is nowhere to vent. Old Cao's words made me use him as a target.

My roar made old Cao a little stunned. He didn't understand why his words as a joke made me so angry.

Uncle Yuanji looked at the surprised old man Cao, and then looked at me, who was depressed. He seemed to understand something. He came over and comforted me in a low voice, "Handsome, it's nothing! You know, that old guy is a monster. Your ability, you can fool people, you can fool monsters, it still needs a little heat!"

However, the comfort of Uncle Yuanji still can't free me from the frustration. I just looked at Uncle Yuanji lightly and said perfunctorily, "Thank you!"

When Uncle Yuanji saw me like this, he shook his head slowly and quietly retreated back.

At this time, Misheng said proudly, "Do you have any questions now?"

Mi Sheng's words made no one respond for a while...