Chapter 299 Zhang Dekai's Wedding

(Since Gongzi Jue, Xiaolou Tingyu and Zhuge Shenbang left, a lot of things have happened in about a month. During this month, Uncle Yuanji and Cao Lao trained me in a crazy way and wanted me to become a qualified Taoist priest. Not only that, Zhang Dekai and his wife finally got back together and took the lead in moving out of my Zhang's small building. After that, they felt that I had almost been trained, and Uncle Yuanshi also proposed to shake away. At the same time, Cao also proposed to go back to Lanxiang for further study and left my Zhang's small building; and Miao Ruyun also hesitated to Instead of leaving me, under the persuasion of Uncle Yuanjiu - instead of making love a burden for you, it's better to pass on this love - she finally let go and submitted her resignation to the company, almost leaving my Zhang's small building at the same time as Uncle Yuanji and Old Cao. The lively Zhang family's small building suddenly left me and Jiang Yingyu, which became lonely and made people unable to adapt for a while. When I was bored, I looked through the previous diary and read it carefully with Xiaoji, who has become different from before. That was the last time we had the most neat staff in the whole Zhang family building...)

Don't mess with two kinds of people: one is a woman who comes to have a period, and the other is a woman who hasn't come to a period in the future. The former will make you die ugly, and the latter will make you die embarrassingly. - Zhang Deshuai's heartfelt advice

Sun, September 4, 2011

Today is Zhang Dekai's happy day. After his unremitting efforts, he finally got back together with his wife, which made us all happy. Well, Zhang Dekai announced that the wedding will be held in my Zhang's small building tonight.

Tonight's Zhang's small building is full of lights, and everyone's faces are full of smiles, and even those who are unhappy can't close their mouths. Even Cheng Weiguo, who had arrived in the underworld to wait in line, heard such good news and hurried back and shouted that he wanted to make trouble in the bridal chamber. Zhang Younian, a sloppy ghost, is even more indispensable. He also has another identity, which means that he can't come because he has something to do.

The small building of the Zhang family has never been so lively.

At 6 p.m., Zhang Dekai came with his wife. There were cheers in the small building of the Zhang family. The big tongue choked with tears and said, "I'm so happy to die!"

Zhang Dekai's wife has the kind of uprightness unique to Beiqiu City. Although he met us for the first time, he did not feel strange at all and quickly merged with us. Not long after sitting, she rolled up her sleeves and ran into the kitchen to help Miao Ruyun cook for us.

Looking at Zhang Dekai's wife's back, the sloppy eyes are a little wet. He kept nagging: "I don't know when I got the blessing. I can marry such a good wife!" I don't know when I got the blessing. I can marry such a good wife!"

"That's because you are not from Beiqiu. You should know that if you want to marry a wife in Beiqiu City, men need to rake their ears and cook a good dish!" Old Cao teased the sloppy ghost.

"Who said that!" The sloppy man stared at his eyes.

"You don't know that women in Beiqiu City are all black-tempered." Then, old man Cao hummed the ending song of Crazy Stone, "Hands are broken, feet are broken, and the brain shell is rotten."

"Don't listen to him, he fakes!" I explained to the sloppy, "How good the girls in Beiqiu City are."

"You are open-minded! ( Chongqing dialect means to guarantee)" Hearing me dismantle his platform in front of me, old man Cao became serious.

"Ouch, let's not brag about the old man here. Go and bring the dishes!" At this time, Zhang Dekai is the happiest. His mouth has not been closed from the beginning. After all, from today, he has said goodbye to the era of "ten brothers during the day and five girls at night" like us. It is men who can't close their mouths at this time.

When all the dishes were served, it was a sumptuous whole fish feast. And all this must be given by Miao Ruyun. But don't forget that she has a paranoid hobby for fish, just like I have a paranoid hobby for women.

The way we sit now is very strange. Zhang Dekai and his wife are sitting in the main seat. And the others accompanied them. Not only that, there was also a guy standing behind everyone.

The sloppy man standing behind me looked at Zhang Dekai for a while, looked at his wife for a while, and finally said, "My wife is so beautiful!"

I now suspect that the sloppy eyes are at the same level as those of the beauty pageant judges. Although Zhang Dekai's wife is well maintained, she is Xu Niang's half-old mother anyway. Speaking of which, it must be better than the third runner-up in the beauty pageant, but it is definitely not the level of beauty in Beiqiu City.

"My wife is so beautiful!" This time, the sloppy drooled and dripped on my hair, making me feel irritable.

"That's not your wife. Are you dead?" I really couldn't help it, so I corrected the sloppy.

At this time, Zhang Dekai's wife first looked at me doubtfully. After a while, she suddenly nodded. It seems that Zhang Dekai had told her some basic information before she came.

"But is that obviously my body?" The sloppy retorted powerlessly.

When I said sloppy, I saw that Zhang Dekai's face changed. He certainly didn't expect that the sloppy would start to turn over the old debts again at this time. And it is always easy to ruin the atmosphere.

"All's done. The body is like a mobile phone, and the soul is like a SIM card. Now it's your mobile phone with someone else's card in it. Did you call someone say your number or someone else's number? I explained impatiently to the sloppy.

"What does this have to do with mobile phones?" The sloppy guy was a little stunned by my explanation just now.

"All's done. Don't say this at this time, is it interesting?" Uncle Yuanji doesn't want to destroy this good atmosphere.

At this time, other ghosts also accused the sloppy ghosts and warned him not to destroy this atmosphere. Finally, he still had the shame to explain to the sloppy, "You are stupid. You don't want to think about it. The body is yours. When you are happy, your body is happy, not his soul. When people are in a hurry and return it to you, what else can you do?

The sloppy ghost certainly didn't expect this layer at first. After such shameless guidance, he immediately understood and smiled.

"You were a boy before, didn't you?" He asked shamelessly.

The sloppy nodded immediately.

"You have to take a big deal. This boy met a young woman..."

"Ouch, stop talking. There are still women here! Be careful!" After he didn't have the face to finish speaking, Jiang Yingyu interrupted him.

I didn't expect Jiang Yingyu to suddenly have such a big temper, so I had to shrink my neck and stop talking.

"Next time you say these words, you can only say them on men's occasions. Some women don't like to listen to this. I comforted myself shamelessly.

"You are so lively here!" Zhang Dekai's wife said to Zhang Dekai.

What I didn't expect was that Zhang Dekai's wife came to a conclusion about us like this. The reason why she is lively now is that she hasn't seen the honor of these guys, especially the shameless ones.

"Let's toast Mr. and Mrs. Zhang Dekai first and wish them a hundred years of good luck!" Uncle Yuanji picked up the wine glass, stood up and said a toast.

After three cups of toast, we also began to make trouble.

Old Cao hurriedly asked Zhang Dekai to introduce his love experience and asked Zhang Dekai to tell us how he took his wife.

"What did he have? He always swayed in front of me before, but later he was white, but his honor is old." Zhang Dekai's wife said first.

As soon as Zhang Dekai's wife's words fell, I saw a smile on Zhang Dekai's face. At the same time, I felt that the temperature around me was lower, and my sloppy body began to tremble. His self-esteem was hit by what Zhang Dekai's wife just said.

Zhang Dekai's wife didn't see the reaction of the sloppy at all. She continued, "At first, I refused him, and he was anxious, and then rushed over directly to tell me that he was actually Miao Renfeng. I was so angry that I gave him an earwax on the spot (that is, a slap in the face). However, some of the things he said to me later made me unable to believe it.

"What did you say?" But old man Cao gave full play to his obsceneness.

"It must be something that husband and wife know." Zhang Dekai's wife was also straightforward and replied, "I'm an old man and wife. What secrets can there be between them?" What he said to me is all about privacy, which must be true. Is it difficult for me not to believe it?

After listening to Zhang Dekai's wife's words, I couldn't help nodding. This is the power of information. Only when you have enough information can you be unfavorable.

"Since you are all getting married, why don't you handle it? It's rare for you to have such an opportunity again?" Miao Ruyun asked doubtfully. Women always have no resistance to romantic things, but weddings are just a romantic concentration.

"It's already opened twice. What else is there to do?" Zhang Dekai's wife is also open-minded.

"I know a good place, it must be very meaningful!" At this time, he didn't have the face to agree.

Then, I didn't have the nerve to tell a place where we can't refuse...

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