Chapter 300 Zhang Dekai's Wedding

Chapter 3100 Zhang Dekai's Wedding (middle)

In your life, there are always some people who quietly disappear from your sight, so that you don't even have a chance to say "Shayanara". - Zhang Deshuai's Quotation

Sun, September 4, 2011

The shameless place is Sansheng Stone. In the whole world, is there any more attractive place to think of firm love than Sansheng Stone?

So, our shameless suggestion immediately received our response. Zhang Dekai's wife opened her eyes wide and looked at us incredibly, as if she were looking at a group of monsters. Finally, she asked hesitantly, "Does the Sansheng Stone refer to the Sansheng Stone below?"

We all nodded.

"Can I really go somewhere?" This is Zhang Dekai's wife's second question.

"I couldn't do it before, but now?" The sloppy replied, "Who made you the wife of my body?"

The sloppy saying made Zhang Dekai a little dissatisfied. We hurriedly stopped the sloppy and didn't let him say such a thing again.

Waiting for Zhang Dekai's wife to get our affirmative reply, there were tears in her eyes. She choked and said, "Before, I always thought that I could join hands with Zhang Dekai in the ends of the earth, even if it was the most romantic thing in my life. I really didn't expect that I could make the most romantic appointment in that place in my life.

"Romantic, it's just a broken stone." The sloppy man curled his lips and said disdainfully. For sloppy people without any romantic feelings, the ** power of a steamed bun is greater than that of Sansheng Stone. No wonder he has never had a girlfriend in his life. Romance is the most deadly for women. You gave her a handful of blue witches and you gave her a cabbage, and the treatment is absolutely different.

The sloppy statement was of course unanimously refuted by the women present. The three of them immediately formed a united front and severely denounced the sloppy. Although Zhang Dekai's wife can't see the sloppy ghost or hear the sloppy ghost's words, this does not affect Zhang Dekai's wife's condemnation of the sloppy ghosts at all. Later, the voice of condemning was also accompanied by the vague words of the big tongue.

As a result, the sloppy ghost was completely denounced by women (and female ghosts) in the gloating of our men, so they had to beg for mercy in a series. After denouncement, the sloppy ghost sighed, "The worst thing in the world is a woman!"

"The world is ruled by women!" Zhang Dekai also said obediently.

Zhang Dekai's words attracted the attention of us who participated in the law of the Yellow Emperor. Because Zhang Dekai's words are very familiar, that's what Zhuge Shenru, who likes mountain people, said. I now doubt whether Zhang Dekai is also a little bent.

Zhang Dekai looked at us, and it was even more unclear. He touched his head and explained to us, "Did I say something wrong? Look, a man can never quarrel with a woman. If you win the quarrel, you have to sleep on the sofa in the living room; if you lose the quarrel, you have to move to the sofa in the living room to sleep. Look again, women can lose their temper with you at any time, but you can't lose their temper with them..."

Zhang Dekai said and saw that his wife was looking at him. He closed his mouth obediently without finishing his words.

"Do you also want to say that 23 pairs of chromosomes of men are shorter than 23 pairs of chromosomes of women, and that's why women are more perfect than men?" I said such a long paragraph in one breath, and I was so tired that my face turned red.

Zhang Dekai first looked at his wife and saw that her face was very peaceful, and then he said, "Do you also think so?"

"Oh/my/God!" All those who have been to the law of the Yellow Emperor have said such a thing.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Dekai was even more puzzled. Now he certainly doesn't understand why his words surprised us so much.

Because of these words, Zhuge God Stick said to us in the cave, and then he was bent. First of all, Zhang Dekai said such words again, and I remembered Meng Haoran's "The Old Man's Village": "When it comes to the Double Ninth Day, come back **." I can't help worrying that Zhang Dekai is likely to find a wider world of love.

At this time, it was Old Cao who saved us. He said to the sloppy, "Look, look. In the end of marrying a woman in Beiqiu, men will become rake ears. Isn't there a saying: 'If you want to live, men have to bring some green'. No, it's 'If you want to live, men have to rake their ears'.

The words in front of Mr. Cao made me feel that his mind was very compatible. However, I still teased him: "Just you, be the groom every day and change the bride every night. It's the same. Does the guy named "Five Girls" still know the truth that if he wants to live, men have to rake their ears?

"Don't believe it. I don't just make one move. I can sit numb and start to be a groom. That feeling is very different." Old Cao explained to me.

"You might as well say that you have to get Parkinson and put it on your place. Will that save you effort?" I said disdainfully to Mr. Cao.

"What is Parkinson?" At this time, Zhang Dekai's wife asked me.

"It's Parkinson's syndrome." Without waiting for me to answer, Uncle Yuanji explained. However, judging from the doubtful expression on Zhang Dekai's wife's face, she still didn't understand what Parkinson's syndrome was.

Old Cao is still smart, and he is busy demonstrating. His hands began to shake involuntarily and slowly moved them down.

Old Cao's demonstration made Zhang Dekai's wife understand immediately. She covered her mouth and laughed.

"This is a woman who can joke. Even if it's some sex jokes, as long as it's not explicit, she can accept it." I concluded in a low voice.

"Handsome, you're wrong. Generally speaking, women, especially those who are married, can make some harmless sex jokes when they are in their 30s. Old Cao corrected me.

Under our noise, Zhang Dekai's physical hobbies were finally covered up, which made me feel relieved. Seriously, if Zhang Dekai keeps asking, I really don't know how to explain it to him.

Zhang Dekai's wife has no appetite. Now she must be thinking about what Sanshengshi looks like. She was also embarrassed to urge us to eat. Because she sat in the main seat and was embarrassed to leave the table, she had to be careless about the food.

At this moment, there was a vibration on my mobile phone. When I took out my mobile phone, I immediately cheered, "Look, everyone, look!"

A MM message came from the mobile phone, which was sent by the guy Jue. At first, I thought he had forgotten us. Since the separation that day, he and Xiaolou have not occasionally contacted us like Zhuge Shengu, as if they have disappeared from our lives. Don't you make us happy with the MMS message from Mr. Jue at this time?

MMS is a photo. In the photo, Xiaolou Tingyu gently leaned on the body of the prince Jue, with a neat stack of things behind him. It can be seen from the photo that Xiaolou Tingyu and the prince Jue are very happy. The two of them smiled happily, which is the kind of happiness from the heart.

Gong Zi Jue said below: Envy us, do you know what's behind us? Ivory, we will ignite these ivory poached by poachers. This is the most expensive wedding in the world. Because Xiaolou Tingyu and I got married today.

"Is that ivory?" Old Cao looked at the neatly stacked things in the photo and said in surprise.

Seriously, if the prince Jue hadn't indicated that those were ivory below, I really wouldn't have seen it. However, it can be seen from the expressions of Xiaolou listening to Yu and Gong Zi Jue that they are very happy now. Is there anything happier in the world than two people being together happily?

"It's a pity. If it is sold to us, we can still make a lot of money!" Zhang Dekai said regretfully. Looking at the ivory in the photo, Zhang Dekai brought out the essence of his businessman.

Jiang Yingyu and Miao Ruyun are different. They are more like me, talking about the simple but meaningful wedding in the photo.

I looked at the tanned and ragged prince Jue and Xiao Lou listening to the rain, but I felt much more comfortable in my heart. In my heart, I sincerely blessed them: Happy together!

A group of people gathered around my mobile phone and looked at the two smiling faces on the mobile phone screen, making it impossible to eat. Zhang Dekai's wife took the opportunity to suggest that we remove these dishes.

This time, thanks to the help of the sloppy ghost, our soul got out of the body smoothly. As soon as Zhang Dekai's wife's soul came out, she was stunned. Because she was standing beside her longing husband, Miao Renfeng, but she soon found that there was a sloppy ghost who looked exactly like Zhang Dekai. She was stunned for a while and didn't understand what was going on. But before she could figure it out, she screamed, because she saw it and was shameless.

"Don't panic, don't panic! Now they are all our own people!" I quickly persuaded, "Are you also a ghost now?"

"Really? Am I a ghost too?" Zhang Dekai's wife said in surprise. Then, she looked in the mirror, but she couldn't see her shadow in the mirror at all. Finally, she asked Zhang Dekai anxiously, "Have I changed now? Have you become beautiful?"

Zhang Dekai looked at his wife carefully for a while, and finally said firmly, "It's still as beautiful as before!" This sentence is a universal answer for women.

"Fake hit!" Zhang Dekai's wife said something, but the expression on her face was very satisfied.

After that, I summoned Xiaoji out. Now Xiaoji is completely different from before. It is now much taller and more majestic, just like a calf. It's just that he is still a sex dog, and he wants to jump up when he sees Miao Ruyun.

I asked Xiaoji to take good care of our fallen bodies, and then led a group of people to the underworld...

However, when I saw the thick and long "stor of the dragon" outside the fence gate, I couldn't help pounding my chest and footing. The time I came here before was because of Li Bai's special approval. Now there is nothing. It's a little difficult to go in. If it goes on like this, I don't know if I can get to Sanshengshi in the year of the monkey.

Faceless, he patted our chest and said, "This time it's on me. You know, when I was queuing in the underworld, I also knew a lot of 'squaw' and knew them very well.

After a while, I brought back a guy without shame. This guy looks like he is in his thirties, with a long scar on his face, ** on his upper body, and a dragon with teeth and claws is coiling around him.

When he arrived in front of us, he looked up and down, tilted his head and said to the shameless, "Is it just them?"

He didn't have the face to come up as if to please him.

While waiting for the shameless to speak, the guy pushed the shameless away and shouted, "Get away from me! I feel uncomfortable with your face!"

Then he looked sideways at us and asked, "Are you coming to be reincarnated? Or come to travel? This guy still looks like a scalper and doesn't have much sense of service. Unlike the guy I came last time, he kissed one by one, which made people feel very comfortable.

"Travel!" Uncle Yuanshi replied coldly. He felt uncomfortable with this arrogant service attitude.

"Became the household registration!" The guy spread his hands and put them in front of us.

"Account?" Uncle Yuanshi was stunned.

"Nonsense. I don't have a household registration. Do I know which one? What if you are a black household, it's not that you haven't been in a hurry to be reborn before?"

"We are not reincarnated, just to turn around?" Zhang Dekai's wife explained quickly.

"It is said that he came to walk around everywhere, and in the end, he ran over to drink Meng Po soup. Don't talk nonsense and take out the household registration. Now the inspection is very strict. Can't you sell tourist tickets without a household registration? The guy said impatiently.

"You..." Uncle Yuanshi was so angry that he didn't finish his words.

It is definitely not good to deal with such a person for Uncle Yuanshi, who has always been superior. I quickly pulled the guy aside with the sloppy ghost and whispered, "Brother, all the best! We are really here to travel!"

"That's what they all say!" The guy turned his head and spit on the ground and said.

"Does Yangjian's household registration count?" I pretended to be serious.

"You go to the grave to burn the newspaper - fool the ghost!" That guy despised me.

"He is real, and I can guarantee it. There is no registered permanent residence in the underworld. No one is dead. How can there be a registered permanent residence in the underworld? The sloppy ghost also explained on the side.

When the guy heard the sloppy explanation, he sniffed on my body with his nose. After smelling it, he said puzzledly, "Why do you smell of sunshine?" After a pause, he lowered his voice and said, "Have you taken the bullet train?"

"Do not curse our technology. Besides, I have been wandering around Beiqiu City all my life. What kind of driving car should I take? The guy actually said that I was in a bullet train, which made me feel unhappy and raised my voice.

Then, I told the original story. Of course, through my mouth, it is different from the real story. In my mouth, Zhang Dekai and his wife are the modern version of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. Before their lives, the two broke through the obstruction of their parents and lived happily together despite the opposition of public opinion. Unexpectedly, Zhang Dekai was ruthlessly deprived of his life. And his wife washed her face with tears all day long, holding Zhang Dekai's portrait and missing her. It was this true feeling that moved the heavens and the earth. Finally, the Lord of Hell reborn Zhang Dekai again. After being together, the two said that they would complete a ceremony in front of Sansheng Stone, thanking the Lord of Hell for his grace and the kindness of the underworld people.

"Are you telling the truth?" After listening to my story, the guy's eyes were full of tears.

"You are open-minded!" Anyway, I have gone to the grave to burn newspapers, so I don't need to burn more.

"Brother, do you smoke?" The guy took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it to me. When we lit a cigarette and chatted together, the guy told us. He died of cancer before. Before he died, he scolded his girlfriend away. And this is the regret of his life. After saying this, the guy burst into tears.

This guy cried, but stunned me and the sloppy. I had to pat the guy on the shoulder gently and give him some comfort, but I didn't know what to say.

After a while, the guy looked up at me. There was a strong light in his eyes. After a while, he said, "Brother, based on this story, I will sell you the ticket today at a loss. No money!"

After saying that, he asked how many people we had come this time. Then he took out a stack of tickets from his arms, counted eleven carefully, and was ready to pass them to me.

When I saw the eleven tickets with hope, I couldn't help but feel excited and even my hands trembled slightly. I didn't expect that such a story would impress the scalper in front of me.

However, the guy's ticket was not handed to me. I saw the eleven tickets circled in the air and returned to his hand.

"What's wrong?" I looked at him doubtfully and didn't know why he changed his mind at the last minute.

"I've thought about it, even if I give you tickets now. It is estimated that it will take ten days and a half months for you to squeeze in. The guy explained. Then he bit his lip and made a decision: "Anyway, it's a loss. I'll give you eleven VIP tickets!"

This guy's words make me know nothing but gratitude in my heart now. I didn't expect that this guy who is used to indifference in the world would care about such a story.

"Da Liu, Erhu... Do you have VIP tickets there? Okay, yes, that's good. Come to me for a moment. I have something to do. The guy took out the phone and started calling.

After a while, I saw scalpers coming over. Everyone gathered together and asked each other about today's benefits.

"How many VIP tickets do you have?" The guy asked bluntly.

"I have one here."

"I have two here. VIP tickets are not easy to deal with, and few people buy them.

"I want 11 of them. You can figure it out." The guy replied.

"11 pieces, big deal? Who has such a big appetite?" A guy asked half-jokingly.

"It's them!" The guy pointed to us and said, "Give me the tickets and I'll give them."

Other people took out VIP tickets one after another. At this time, a guy said, "What's your wholesale price?"

"No money!"

"What?" All the hands that took out the tickets stopped.

"You are crazy! Do you want to know how much a VIP ticket costs? So much, how long will it take you to sell it to get it back? More people were persuaded.

"I know!" The guy then almost choked and told the story I had told before.

After listening to this story, everyone was silent.

At this time, a guy stood up. He whispered, "Actually, you all know that I used to be a tour guide to take tourists to the section of Sanshengshi. Since ancient times, there have been many people next to Sansheng Stone, but they can't wait. Either the person you are waiting for can't be recognized, or the fate of the two has been exhausted. Even if they pass by, they can't recognize each other. I have seen a lot of the tragedy before Sansheng Stone. I have never seen a couple like them. That's all for me."

"With our friendship, I sent it to you!" The first guy stuffed the ticket in his hand and turned away without saying much.

Someone made a start, and the rest of the matter will be much better. These ordinary scalpers, who care about a few pieces, did not frown at this moment and stuffed valuable VIP tickets.

More than that, they stuffed the ticket, took a deep look at us, turned around and left. He held the VIP tickets in his hand and looked at the distant back. I know that there are some things that can't be changed from the bottom of my heart...