Chapter 302 Water Test Chapter

(Refuse to be invited by Ma, concentrate on living for a few days, and start to conceive a new book.)

Chapter 1 An old man who claims to be a fairy

If you want to say that this world is a blessing and misfortune, no one should be jealous of anyone. You lost a Nokia blue screen machine here and it's so sad that the iphone4S you just bought was stolen. Compared with him, your happiness will arise spontaneously; you have married a sister Feng with a heavy taste and sigh, and there are still many times of cheerfulness to the old godmother. Compared with him, you are still very happy. Therefore, happiness is not to see whether you sit or not and don't touch me, but to compare down from time to time.

Don't touch me in front of the car that just honked at me crazily. I spit and thought hard.

As soon as I turned a corner, it was right in front of me. At this time, an old man came out of the darkness, and he came straight to me. Standing in front of me, he stopped me. I couldn't help but feel a little nervous when I was stopped by an old man. Don't look at the old man in front of you, don't focus on the darkness. At this time, if there are a few more pairs of eyes in the dark, there is no need to say that I met an old man who came to rob me.

However, the old man just stood in front of me, but he didn't mean to stand up, not to mention that there were few greedy eyes in the dark. This reassures me a lot. As long as the old man does not fall, he is just an ordinary old man. In this way, I began to take a good looked at him.

The old man looks sixty or seventy years old or eighty years old, and the error should not exceed 20 years old. The specific age is not clear, because the dirt on his face covers his real age. A face, as if to know that the land price is too expensive now, and leaned hard to the middle, leaving a large blank, giving people infinite reverie. Only a pair of eyes, looking around, indicating that the old man's spirit is okay.

We looked at each other for a while. The old man opened his mouth and said, "I'm an immortal!" However, he had a slight pause between me and him.

I'm sick! This idea suddenly came to my mind. He raised his foot and turned around, trying to step past the old man.

But my wish didn't come true, because as soon as I stepped, the old man stood in front of me again. He still repeated the initial words to me, and there was still a slight pause between me and him.

As the saying goes, women's idleness is more resentful, and men's idleness is easy to talk about. ( Sao Nian, don't go to ** Du Niang, Brother Gu or other search engines. You can't find such a saying. Accept your fate. Because in this case, that's what I said. Who makes us a layman? Isn't what the layman says a saying?) I was also idle, especially after I felt a stream of air spewing out of my nose and sneezing a few times, I stared at the old man and asked, "You are a fairy. Do you have any documents?"

Certificate? What other documents do you need if it's a fairy? The old man was stunned. I guess it was the first time he heard something like a certificate.

"Are you stupid? In today's society, how can you get along without a certificate? If you say you are an immortal, I will believe that you are an immortal? You should take out your ID. Certificate, proof of your documents, do you understand?" At this time, I was also idle and chatted with this obviously imaginative old man who was addicted to his own world. Speaking of happiness, I also took out my ID card from my pocket and shook it in front of the old man. Then I held it in my hand and pointed to the words on it and said loudly, "Do you see the resident ID card of the People's Republic of China, this is the ID card. Don't say that. Nowadays, the elderly have old-age certificates and students have student ID cards. Even if you are disabled, you have to have a disability certificate. You said you were an immortal. Do you have a certificate? If you don't have a document, there is no picture or the truth, do you know?"

After listening to my explanation, the old man suddenly realized that a cunning light flashed in his eyes. The old man nodded quickly and said, "Yes, there is!"

Next, I watched the old man rummaged through his pocket. In the end, the old man also took out something about the size of his ID card. He handed the certificate to me and said, "No, here it is!"

I suspiciously took the certificate handed over by the old man and thought to myself: Do immortals really have immortal certificates now? However, after I took a look at my ID card, I almost got angry.

Because the first line that comes into my eyelids is - name: it's a fairy!

I just realized it. Your brother-in-law's wife, how can I say that there was a slight pause between me and Yes in the old man's opening sentence. At first, I thought the old man was not good at talking, but I didn't expect that he was breaking the sentence. Chinese is not as rigorous as English in this regard. If you change it to English: I/am/Shenxian/Shi and I/am/Shen/Xian, there is still a certain difference.

I didn't expect that the old man dug a hole for me at the beginning. Previously, I thought they were introducing their profession, but I didn't expect them to introduce their names.

When I look at the bottom of the certificate again, the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes. First of all, this home address is not right. In the address column, it is written: the palace 500 meters on the left side of the Tianting Lingxiao Hall. I can't figure out where the 500 meters on the left hand side of the Lingxiao Hall is. There are no wire rods on the heavenly court, otherwise dozens of them will arrive.

Next is the number below, which is a long list of zeros, and finally one by one. I guess no one in the world can have such an awesome number, even Brother Tao and Brother Bao may not be able to do it.

Finally, there is no official seal on this certificate, and it is slightly hot. It seems that it has just been taken out of the copier.

Looking at my hesitation reaction, it was the old fairy who said happily, "Now you believe that I am a fairy, right?"

"No, there is no steel seal on your certificate." Now I find that the old man who is a fairy obviously regarded me as a joke and began to fight back.

"It's easy to do, easy to do! Give me back the certificate?" It was the fairy who stretched out his hand.

As soon as I returned the certificate to the immortal, he stuffed the certificate into his mouth, bit it, or turned around and bit it. After he finished biting, he stuffed the documents back into my hand. He didn't forget to tell him, "Look, isn't it available now? But be careful, it's still a little wet!"

I looked at the revised certificate just handed over by the immortal. Not to mention that the old man left a concave and convex tooth mark, if you are not a professional, you will really think that this is a real steel mark. I can't help but look at the immortals now. This guy is absolutely at the ninth level in terms of certification. In the future, as long as you leave a string of phone numbers on the wall, you can start a business.

When I was thinking about it, a unique smell emitted from my ID, which made my nose begin to itch. I couldn't help covering my nose and asking, "What's this smell?"

"You can make do with it. When I ate noodles tonight, I had a braided garlic. Finally, the boss politely said nothing and didn't charge me for the meal. The fairy replied.

is the answer of the immortal, which makes me despise him from the bottom of my heart. The boss won't charge you for the meal. He is afraid that you will eat like this and close the door. Good boy, a bowl of noodles is just a braided garlic. Do you have garlic noodles or garlic noodles? Finally, I said to him in an obviously sarcastic tone, "It turned out to be a fairy in the north!"

"What is the south and the north? We immortals do not engage in regional discrimination. We don't distinguish between north and south, but between east and west. The east is our territory, and the west is under the control of the emperor. If you scold him more, I will feel more comfortable if you scold him. It was the fairy who said loudly.

Hearing what the old man said, I think the joke is almost over. It's time to go back. If she doesn't go back, I guess Zhang Xiaolu will be anxious.

Just when I returned my certificate to the immortal and was ready to leave, the immortal became anxious. He shouted to me, "I'm an immortal, really an immortal. Didn't you say you wanted a certificate? Now that I have all the certificates, what else do you suspect?

"This certificate is not counted." I heard that there was a certain logic in the old man's words that did not look like a sick person, so I stopped. So he winked at the fairy and said, "Unless you help me realize a wish."

"Say it. But don't say it's out of the mark. If you say that you want to sit in the chair of Lingxiao Hall for a few days, I can't do this. It was the immortal who became happy when he heard me say this. The dust on his face trembled, which made me take a few steps back.

After I kept a safe distance from the immortal, I said my wish to the immortal: "I want to be rich and handsome!"

"This is not a wish, but three! You think I'm stupid!" The old man reacted quickly and immediately rejected my wish.

I didn't expect that the immortals were also stingy!

"Then I will be handsome!" I have slightly modified my wish.

It was the fairy's eyes that swept my face several times, and finally he slowly said, "Let's change it! It's not that I can't help you. If I help you achieve it, Zhang Xiaolu will not recognize you and won't let you enter the house. Who are you going to cry for in the middle of the night?

I was stunned. It seemed that the immortals were not reliable. After thinking about it, I said, "Forget it, I want to be taller!"

"Why do you want to get taller? You know, short has many benefits. When others look at you, you have to bow your head and lower your waist; when you are in line, you are in line, which can attract the attention of others; the center of gravity is low, the start is fast, and you are not afraid of falling; you also save cloth. If others make underwear, you can make a pair of trousers and save money on cloth... There are countless benefits. It was the immortals who began to persuade.

"The height is just one word - cool!" But I don't think so.

"This is a difficult point. Change it, change it!" It was the fairy who refused my wish again.

I want to slap my mouth now. I have been thinking about the rich and handsome, but I have completely forgotten that as long as I have wealth, tall and handsome are scum. Wu Song is not taller and handsome than Dalang. Why does Dalang have a wife? It's not because Wu Song knows how to fight tigers, but Dalang has his own business.

I adjusted my wishes and made a great decision: "Then I will be rich and be the richest person in the world."

"This is a difficult point! It's not that I don't want to help you." It was the fairy who said with a difficult face, "There are many troubles when you are rich. First of all, it is a big responsibility..."

"You are not an immortal at all. You can't help me realize a single wish." I immediately interrupted the words that it was a fairy.

The immortal was obviously stimulated by my words. He looked at me closely and said coldly, "Joke, I'm a fairy!"

"You said you were an immortal and could help me realize my wish. But just now, you can't help me realize any of your wishes.

"Who is the richest man in the world now? How much money does he have? It was the immortal who asked unconvincedly.

"Slim of Mexico, 69 billion!" I blurted out.

"It's just a billionaire." It is the words of the immortals that show contempt.

It's a fairy's words, which makes me a little excited. I never thought that I could get rich overnight and occupy the first place on the Forbes list. Note that it is not in the case that Forbes is wrongly printed. Such **, don't talk about me. Even Forbes is excited.

"Do you want to taste being a trillionaire?" It's the immortals with a smile in their eyes.