Chapter 301 Zhang Dekai's Wedding

Chapter -31 If you have a concubine, you will live a lifetime

In this difficult place, the safest bridge to cross - rice noodles. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Sun, September 4, 2011

Holding this ticket, I have a lot of feelings in my heart:

When I was a child, tickets were love.

This side is me, and that side is Xiaofang.

She became someone else's bride;

When you grow up, the ticket is your studies.

This is my mother's nagging, and that is the teacher's teaching.

I lost my job after graduation.

Later, the ticket is the destination.

This side is my dwelling house, and that side is Wen Yong.

More often than not, the ticket is a pass. For example, now, when we put the VIP ticket in our hands in front of the uniform, his cold face became much gentler. He immediately pulled out a stick and was ready to open the way for us.

Looking at the stick in his hand, Jiang Yingyu couldn't help frowning. She knew how barbaric the uniformed guy's way of opening the road was. Not only did Jiang Yingyu frown, but even women like Zhang Dekai's wife expressed their disgust with this way.

Seeing this situation, I persuaded the uniformed man: "Brother, can we change it?"

"Change something. It's all like this! Do you tell those people to move?" After saying that, the guy shouted loudly. Surely, the guy in front of him did not move cooperatively.

Seeing this situation, I had to shrug my shoulders and said that there was nothing I could do. When I just wanted to retreat, I had an idea that I might as well try.

I first persuaded the guy in uniform and ran to Zhang Dekai's wife and told her my idea.

Then, Zhang Dekai's wife stood up and repeated the story I just told her about her and Zhang Dekai. The crowded crowd, under the command of her voice, began to gradually retreat to both sides, revealing a narrow route in the middle. We followed this route and went straight ahead.

On both sides, there were eyes with a strong smile. In this look, there is more praise. The uniform man was a little surprised to see the dodging route in the middle.

This is how we move forward along this route. Occasionally, I can still see familiar faces, which are the scalpers who just gave us VIP tickets. They just smiled at us. At this moment, this smile looks very pure.

With the escort of this story, we have been smoothly coming to the train that stops at the station.

As soon as I sat down, Uncle Yuanji criticized me and said, "Shandi, although your method is very effective. But I still feel sorry for your method."

"Why? Is it not good to have an effective method? Old Cao has different opinions.

"That's why I'm not optimistic about this method. Because this method takes advantage of some things that are not easy to change in people's hearts. And if this method is used too much, it will be the saddest thing if the things in people's hearts are changed. Uncle Yuanshi said worriedly.

I was shocked by Uncle's words. Isn't my method taking advantage of people's yearning for steadfast love? Those things exist in people's hearts as well. If we hurt these things, it is not the economy that is lost, but the most precious thing for people - the yearning for good. Isn't it because our softness has been damaged that our hearts become harder and harder?

When Uncle Yuan Ji saw my situation, he changed his words: "However, handsome, I still want to praise you. You have taken advantage of people's hearts, but there is nothing wrong with what you said. I just warn you not to use such methods in the future. Also, wouldn't it be better if these things can be carried forward?

I nodded. I still understand the meaning of Uncle Yuanji's words. Although he felt that my method was a little inappropriate, he also felt that I had left a beautiful story in the hearts of those people, although it was exaggerated in my mouth.

At this time, Jiang Yingyu pointed to the locked door of our carriage and the ordinary carriage next door and said, "Why do you have to lock that door?"

Since I came here last time, I know that the door is locked. And the VIP carriages here are always empty, while the ordinary carriages there are always overcrowded. Both sides are looking at each other through this glass door. However, on our side, everyone sits in a spacious seat elegantly, while everyone on the opposite side is almost packed with sardines. The pale faces were almost squeezed into shape and looked at us enviously from outside the glass door.

"Why do you have to open the door?" Uncle Yuanji asked with a smile.

"That's it. If we buy a VIP seat, we should enjoy VIP treatment. If you let all the people on the opposite side come in, won't you buy a VIP and enjoy the treatment of a general seat? Zhang Dekai replied.

"But don't I think we always say that all people are born equal? Since they are all equal, why should they be treated so differently? At this time, old Cao was also a little confused.

"In fact, this person is born equal, which is Voltaire's biggest lie. Let me ask you, can you say that people are born equal? Not to mention the difference between men and women, let's say that you are born healthy, while the other is born weak, sick and even physically defective. At this time, do you think he is equal to you? Uncle Yuanji disagreed with the old man Cao.

"This..." Old Cao's words were stuffed.

"Then let's not talk about this physiological inequality. Think about it, in a society, when children go to school, they choose different schools, and the rich have more choices, while the poor have fewer choices. At this time, do you say equality and inequality? It is also the law. The rich can find loopholes in the law through wealth and get rid of it, while the poor can only be willing to accept the punishment of the law. At this time, do you say equality and inequality? Therefore, this equality is a beautiful lie!" Finally, Uncle Yuanji came to a conclusion.

"Do you mean that there is no equality in the world at all?" Old Cao asked undeadly.

"There is no absolute equality, only relative equality. This relative equality is what we call order. Uncle Yuanji closed his eyes and said, "It is this order that keeps our society stable. It is precisely this order that makes us more loving. And what we have to do is to carry forward this love caused by relative equality. If you can't do it, you can do it without discrimination and persecution. But remember that you must not encourage that kind of discrimination, and you can choose to escape timidly. Because hatred can easily replace this love.

The words of Uncle Lonely Silence made us all silent. Finally, I stood up quietly and went to open the glass door.

The swarming crowd made me crooked. But I saw Uncle Yuanshi, who had been closing his eyes since just now, and his eyes were full of praise.

Zhang Dekai's wife came to the underworld for the first time, so she made a fuss no matter what she saw. In particular, this modern underworld surprised her. Her exclamation lasted until Sansheng Stone.

When I saw the lonely Sansheng Stone, I couldn't help thinking of the photo I took with the sloppy ghost last time. That was the most painful experience for me to take pictures.

There are already many people around the Sansheng Stone. People surrounded the three-story stone to the inside and the outside three floors. At the outermost part of the crowd, several guys held a few photos in their hands and invited them in a low voice: "Take pictures, it's advisable to wait!"

Seeing this situation made Jiang Yingyu a little disappointed. She whispered beside me, "Why is this?"

I didn't answer her. In fact, it's very simple. If you want to destroy a place, you can take your economic life.

At this time, a guy saw a group of us here and greeted us with a smile. He shook the stack of tall, short, beautiful or ugly photos in his hand and shouted, "Take a picture!" "Would you like one?"

"A lot of money?" Seeing this, Zhang Dekai's wife was moved.

The guy did not answer immediately, but asked first, "Are you a single photo or a group photo?"

"The kind of couple!" Zhang Dekai's wife replied shyly.

"For the sake of your love, I will give you a loving price, 99!" The guy thought for a while before biting his teeth and replied with a creak. It seems that I made up my mind after suffering a great loss.

"What?" Hearing this outrageous price, I couldn't help blurted out.

"The price of love is discounted here." That guy didn't blush at all.

"string, you really think we haven't seen anything." I pointed to the tip of the guy's nose and said, "I tell you, I don't know how many times I've been here. You have a clearly marked price here, 5 yuan each.

"Brother, you didn't bargain like this. Don't cut it from the ankle, even if it's old, you can cut it directly from the sole of the shoe. That guy got into trouble first.

"What? You have 5 yuan a piece here, and you can't kill people. I took it here last time, and I took it with the handsome man. At this time, the sloppy also stood up and stood side by side with me.

The guy didn't expect that we still have regular customers here. He couldn't help but panic when he saw that we showed his cards. He quickly whispered to us, "Big brother, big brother, keep your voice down. Isn't the price easy to discuss? How can I open a store in the future when you shout so loudly?

"5 yuan a piece!" I stretched out 5 fingers and swayed in front of him.

He nodded quickly and said repeatedly, "Why am I so unlucky today? Why am I so unlucky today?"

It is estimated that it is rare for him to meet a master like us who traveled before Sansheng Stone. He didn't think that there was such a large group of people to be reincarnated? Do you really think this ancient town is a big copy?

"Brother, why are you so clear about the market here?" As he walked, the guy talked to me.

"Don't mention here, where have I been to the underworld?" I was not too bad to say, "The household registration department lied to Lao Bai, and I visited him in the palace of the king of Ye. If you go to the top and climb relatives, you can move the scalpers. I took a picture in front of Sanshengshi and drank soup in Mengpo Town!"

"I don't see that it's still a donkey friend!" The guy's eyes lit up.

"Actually, there is nothing good about this underworld. It's all dark, and you have to use a flash to shoot everything. At this time, I had to climb up the pole.

"You don't know that the tourism industry is very competitive now. As you know, the scenic spots in the underworld have been mentioned that there are only a few in the past. What can happen? It can't be like Yangjian. No matter whether you have it or not, you can get a 'celebrity hometown'. That's great!" The guy sighed.

"You mean that there was a 'Sun Wukong's hometown' during this period, right?" I reminded.

"That's right, who believes that?" That guy also echoed.

"What is that? What about Huangguoshu and the place where Zhu Bajie got married? I also said to him, "You don't even think about how Tang Monk can learn the scriptures. He should go from Xinjiang. When did he go to Guizhou? What did he do when he went to Guizhou?

"You don't understand that. They travel with public funds. Travel with public funds, do you know? The reason for going to Guizhou is very simple, but the budget has not been spent, and I can't mention it myself. Why don't you look more? Old Cao put forward his idea.

"It's difficult to be a man, and it's even harder to be a celebrity. I was not quiet before I was alive. I had to run around, and even after I died, I was still fighting for it, so that I didn't know where I was going to be born!" The guy finally said what he thought.

In this way, we talked and came to the surrounded Sansheng Stone. In front of the surrounded crowd, the guy also rushed several times and didn't squeeze in. Finally, he had to shake his head and said helplessly, "It's sad that there are few people in scenic spots. The underworld should increase the development progress of tourist attractions!"

At this time, Zhang Dekai's wife made a request to me. She means that since she has come, she wants to wear a wedding dress and Zhang Dekai, which is more memorable.

"Brother, do you have any wedding dresses here?" I asked that guy.

"Wedding dress? I really don't have this. I don't guarantee it. We don't have any of these photos here. This is the first time I've heard of the wedding dress requirement. The guy replied in a stunned manner.

That's because you didn't meet us. If you had met us earlier, you would have heard about it. Old Cao responded casually.

"Brother, do you have a lot of photos here?" But I asked another question.

"There are 30 or 40 large and small combined." He continued to complain, "Do you know? Now the competition is very fierce, and everyone is desperately trying to suppress prices and engage in vicious price competition. It makes me lose money now.

"There is no wedding dress?"

"None of them!"

"Then don't take pictures in the future." A smile appeared at the corners of my mouth, "You just rent a wedding dress. In the future, if others take photos, you can rent a wedding dress. Everyone has made a profit. Five yuan for a photo, rent a wedding dress for hundreds, and you can live and die!"

"Brother, your method is better. Based on your idea, let's let go of the photos today. I will count as much as you have. The guy's eyes immediately lit up, but he quickly faded again and looked at me suspiciously and asked, "Since you have such a good idea, why don't you come and see it?"

"I'm not a ghost! If I become a ghost, I will definitely be the richest man in the underworld!" I casually said, anyway, how can the cowhide be blown so big?

Listen to my words, and the guy looked at me. Finally, he said, "Why are you a little strange!"

"Okay, shall we take a picture?" Zhang Dekai's wife urged when she heard that today's photos were free.

"Yes. This wedding dress is not easy to make, you know. The most common wedding dress in this underworld is either a formal dress. This wedding dress is too difficult to make. That guy scratched his head.

"Do I know a place to do it?" I saw the depression on his face and woke him up.

"Really?"

"Go to Li Zimu, that guy specializes in making clothes for ghosts." I replied with a smile.

"Who is Li Zimu?" Miao Ruyun couldn't help but wonder that she must have heard the name for the first time.

"It is also a time traveler. Didn't he keep shouting for me to show his face? I'll advertise for him. I replied with a smile.

"Handsome, write less stories about these travelers. Last time you got three time travelers, and then I haven't appeared for a long time. Jiang Yingyu didn't do it.

"Don't worry. It's definitely not this time. Li Zimu is different from the prince Jue. He won't come here and show his face. I patiently persuaded Jiang Yingyu to come.

"You just need to implant less advertisements!" Uncle Yuanji's face was stunned, "Advertising is still an advertisement for yourself; advertising for yourself is still a book that I don't know when to write. Do you know this is a false advertisement?

"Didn't I learn from Xiaomi? First, lift everyone's appetite, and then kill them. When everyone can buy my 1999 Xiaomi 2, the iphone6S has dropped to 2000. I didn't agree with Uncle Yuanji's words, "This is called marketing, you know? With Lu Ziqiao's words, it's called hunger marketing.

"Don't mention the love 3 that plagiarized American drama." Jiang Yingyu was unhappy when she heard me say that Lu Ziqiao, "How can this make us who like to watch American dramas feel embarrassed?"

"I said, don't complain. We are here to take pictures. Hurry up, you will lose if you are late." Zhang Dekai's wife hurriedly dissuaded us. Zhang Dekai's wife is so good that she pays great attention to reality.

Although it is a pity that there is no wedding dress, these regrets do not stop Zhang Dekai's wife's enthusiasm. This time, she replaced the photo guy and began to squeeze in herself. Driven by Zhang Dekai's wife, it took a lot of effort for us to squeeze in.

While taking pictures, another episode appeared. I don't know what's wrong with Zhang Dekai's wife's brain, so she put forward a strange idea.

She is going to shoot with a sloppy ghost!

What's more important is that Zhang Dekai's wife is still vibrating. Because Zhang Dekai's body will be a sloppy ghost in the future, and she will spend the rest of her life with Zhang Dekai's soul and sloppy body. She doesn't want to look at the person beside her pillow in the photo.

Zhang Dekai definitely won't do it. However, as a man in Beiqiu City, he only accepted this suggestion under his wife's few words.

"If you want to live a better life, men have to bring a little green." Seeing this situation, Old Cao became even more proud.

"You are wrong. This is called a man who can bend and stretch." Zhang Dekai retorted powerlessly.

"Yes, it's not as common as women." Uncle Yuanshi also excused Zhang Dekai.

However, I see that every time Zhang Dekai's wife and sloppy pose in a more intimate posture, the corners of Zhang Dekai's mouth will obviously be **...

After everyone took photos, we came to the wish wall again. In order to make up for his regret of not being able to take a picture with his wife just now, Zhang Dekai boldly bought dozens of post-it notes and wrote his wishes on the wall.

I also grabbed a post-it note from Zhang Dekai's hand and wrote it randomly and prepared to stick it to the wish wall. At this time, a post-it note surprised me, because the post-it note said:

If you have a concubine, you will follow her for the rest of your life.

If the water is strong rock, my concubine is willing to fly the lamp.

You lie in the east bed of the right army, and your concubine is Meng Guang's case.

If you ask who stops on the stone bank, the scribble is wood red.