Chapter 348 Record of the Thief

All the things that can bring you pleasure are not yours in the end, only feelings are yours. Of course, shopping is not included. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sunny Thursday, September 29, 2011

That guy began to struggle under my pull. Although after a month of exercise by Uncle and Old Cao, I also had a faint tendon bulge and said goodbye to a sub-healthy lifestyle. This guy tried his best to break free, and I didn't want him to combine with his big tongue.

At the end, the guy's arm broke away. He stretched out his hand to hold the coffee table in the living room and howled. His howling made me impatient. And Xiaoxue and Jiang Yingyu just sat on the sofa to watch the play, and did not mean to help at all.

I ran up quickly and desperately tried to open this guy's hand holding the coffee table. But he opened his left hand and clenched the coffee table with his right hand. When I easily pulled his right hand away, his left hand grabbed the coffee table again. The two started a tug-of-war.

After a lot of tossing, I had to give up. Sitting on the sofa, Xiaoxue teased me, "Handsome, is this the excitement you invited us to watch?"

"Enter the bridal chamber, you don't want to see it yet!" I looked at the thief who was still holding the coffee table and said angrily.

This thief, regardless of what was on the coffee table, almost his whole upper body climbed on it, which made me very unhappy. The key is that he is him, he is not her; if he is her, I still think her posture is amorous; but now that he is him, this posture will only make me very unhappy.

Not only that, he also howled from time to time, and his body twitched intermittently, which made my heart even more confused. Finally, he shouted at him, "Don't howls! Be careful to recruit the police?"

My kind reminder, give this guy a hint. I forgot that although this guy is a thief, he is a thief who likes officials very much. Inspired by what I just said, he began to raise his throat again.

He howled so much, but it was beyond my expectation. I wanted him to stop talking, but I didn't expect him to argue with me. Just as I was about to stand up, Xiaoxue chattered on the side: "Kid, don't chew. Your mother lives in Hualong Bridge. How many numbers? 18th. It makes you sting.

Xiao Xue's words suddenly came out of her mouth, which surprised me. Even more surprised than the guy's howling, I quickly asked Xiaoxue, "What do you mean?"

"You are not from Beiqiu, you definitely don't know the nursery rhyme of our childhood." Xiaoxue said to me.

"Don't worry about me, I'm not from Beiqiu City, don't you know?" Xiaoxue's obvious regional discrimination makes me unconvinced.

"You still know, then tell me one?" Xiao Xue tilted her eyes and said.

Xiao Xue's words made me lose my voice all of a sudden. Speaking of which, I definitely don't know what kind of thing as nursery rhymes. I didn't say that kind of big words just now, but I'm not convinced. Now let me say it, I really can't say it. However, I was still unconvinced. After thinking about it, I sang loudly: "Tuo'er car (that is, taxi) runs fast, and four cars turn around. I asked Huo Piao (that is, the thin man) where his home was, and he said he lived in Hualong Bridge. Huo Piao asked me where I live, and I answered that I lived on the No. 1 Bridge. When he arrived at Hualong Bridge, he asked the driver to brake. As soon as I got out of the car, I crawled (meaning to fall forward), and it turned out to be Lai Gebao (that is, a toad).

After saying this, Xiao Xue frowned and remembered. After a while, Xiaoxue said to me, "I've never heard of this kind of nursery rhyme?"

"Beiqiu is young. Do you think you have heard anything?" I said to Xiaoxue seriously. However, I'm still laughing in my heart. It's strange that you've heard it. I just made it up by myself.

"You risk me, this is not a Beiqiu nursery rhyme at all." The thief, who had been howling on the coffee table, said loudly after listening to the nursery rhyme I had just compiled and sang.

"You are open to me! That's it. You just didn't hear it." I retorted. After the rebuttal, I remembered and said to him, "Yeah, your baby won't howling, then let's go into the bridal chamber."

When I said this, the thief began to raise his voice and howling again. That means telling me that he would rather go to the police station than enter the bridal chamber with his big tongue.

I turned my head and said to my big tongue, "Look, the one in your family is ashamed and doesn't want to meet you."

The big tongue is twisted and I don't know what to do.

"Why don't you come here quickly and put your man into the bridal chamber? Why are you still stunned?" I ordered a big tongue.

The howling thief stopped as soon as he heard my order. He threatened me, "Don't come here, don't come here." If you come here, I will bite my tongue and suicide."

"You bite, you don't want to marry her." I looked at the thief and said with great interest.

The thief saw that this threatening method had no effect on us, and saw that his big tongue had moved gently under my order and approached him, and he closed his eyes desperately. Finally, he had no choice but to beg me helplessly, "As long as you don't let me marry her, I will promise you whatever you say?"

"Name?" I asked immediately.

"Hongshuo!" The thief replied without stopping.

"Hong Shuo?" But I hesitated.

My hesitation attracted Jiang Yingyu's attention. She couldn't help looking at me and asked nervously, "Handsome, what's wrong?"

"I seem to have heard of this name?" I said with no certainty.

"It's not because of them today. How can you find me?" Hongshuo said unconvincedly, "It's not a false reputation to think of Hongshuo. I didn't expect it. I didn't expect it to fall here today.

Hongshuo published his own history of struggle over there, but I searched for Hongshuo's name in my mind. Because the name seems to have a little influence on me, but when did I hear it? I thought about it carefully.

Suddenly, I thought of it. When Zhuge Shenstick told us about the law of the Yellow Emperor, he mentioned the thief who gave him information at that time. The thief patted Zhuge Shenstick on the shoulder unconsciously. I thought of these and looked at the red master in front of me. I thought about why he came this time.

When I figured it out, I asked Hongshuo, "Is that person okay now?"

"Who is it?" Hongshuo was obviously stunned and didn't know why I suddenly said such a thing.

Xue and Jiang Yingyu also looked at me doubtfully and didn't understand why I said that.

After a pause, I said a name.

The name

changed Hong Shuo's face. He would never have thought that I would say such a name in such a short time. However, the change of Hongsuo's face was only completed in an instant, and his face immediately returned to normal. He shook his head at me and said, "I don't know what you're talking about?"

"Stop talking, the famous thief in Beiqiu City." I stood up and said to Hong Shuo.

"Is he a thief?" Jiang Yingyu couldn't help looking at Hongshuo. She must not remember the story told by Zhuge Shenbang, otherwise she would not have been so surprised.

"Have you ever seen a thief like this?" Hongshuo refuted me with a wry smile. This is exactly what Jiang Yingyu doesn't believe in.

No one will believe that a thief will break a halberd in my small building. Not to mention that we didn't steal anything, we caught it before we took action. This is a professional stain for the thief.

"It doesn't matter if you don't admit it. I mention one person, and you almost understand." Then I said the name of Zhuge God Stick.

The name of Zhuge God Stick came out of my mouth, and the red face changed again. This time, Jiang Yingyu finally reacted. She pointed to Hongshuo and said, "Is he Hongshuo?"

At this point, Hongshuo also knows that his identity has been exposed. He didn't expect that I knew Zhuge Shenbang, and Zhuge Shenbang still talked about him. Otherwise, I certainly don't know that Hongshuo is still such a powerful guy. At most, he thinks he is an ordinary thief.

Hongshuo sighed and said, "I admit defeat! Yes, I'm Hongshuo!"

"by the way, why didn't you go to the thief's first national representative (harmony) conference last time?" I suddenly thought of another thing, "Didn't you represent it?"

It is always a glorious thing to be a representative. Hongshuo's eyes also narrowed. He said, "I was invited, and I also promised to go. But there is nothing delayed."

"What a pity, what a pity!" Hearing Hongshuo's words, I couldn't help shaking my head.

"That's, if I go, I will definitely rent a boat." Hongshuo said, "In this way, our 13 national thief representatives can also meet by boat while eating Wuchang fish."

"What's going on?" Jiang Yingyu was made unaware of the problem between me and Hongshuo, so she couldn't help asking me.

"Because there is no charter boat, the thieves have no hope of rejuvenation. The lesson of history. I sighed for a long time.

Jiang Yingyu still insisted on asking me what was going on here. I had to say to Jiang Yingyu: There are some things that you can't say more, as long as you understand me. If you don't understand, there's nothing you can do.

"Yes!" Hongshuo also echoed my words, "It's really heartbreaking. If I were here, I would definitely rent a boat. No more, no more!"

"It's okay not to go, but you will be arrested!" I comforted Hongshuo, "Why didn't you go?"

"Is it because of Zhuge God Stick last time? So I didn't go." Hongshuo's eyes dimmed, and it seemed that he was still worried about the matter of representing the (harmonious) conference.

As soon as Hongshuo opened his mouth, the rest was much simpler. He told me that he came here for the same purpose as folding wings, and he wanted to get something from me.

Finally, I told Hongshuo that he had found the wrong person. Because I know, I definitely don't know much as much as they do.

In this way, after asking Hongshuo's question, I sent Hongshuo away. Of course, don't forget to ask him to clean the stairs for me before leaving...