Chapter 349 Survival or Death

There are no cannons and girls, just like monks guarding boiled meat; there are no cannons but no girls, like an empty cow in a rice field. - Quotations from Zhang Deshuai

Sunday, October 02, 2011 Sunny

National Day, the whole country celebrates. During the National Day, Xiaoxue traveled to Sanya with her parents, but she didn't take me there. So I stayed. Originally, Jiang Yingyu also wanted to go out, but under my repeated begging, she was left by me.

Why should I keep Jiang Yingyu? That's because my best friend in college is going to get married on the National Day, and I'm not allowed to go to their wedding. But watching others have girlfriends no matter whether they are beautiful or ugly, which makes me a little embarrassed. Well, I begged Jiang Yingyu to play a role-playing game and play my girlfriend.

Jiang Yingyu was reluctant at first, but after I offered her a series of generous conditions - for example, I will scrub the toilet in the future, the rent will be halved, the partnership fee will be cancelled, and there will be no longer be allowed to laugh at her forehead. If there are any latest patriotic movies, you have to tell her first instead of Xiaoxue, etc. .

So, I took Jiang Yingyu to my classmate's wedding.

When attending the wedding, Jiang Yingyu really got involved in the play and gave me enough face. This made me satisfied with vanity.

Previously, he said that he would go to the bridal chamber, but Jiang Yingyu was very drunk. Under the gaze of a group of classmates, I had to perform my boyfriend's play and take Jiang Yingyu back to my Zhang's small building.

As soon as I returned to the living room, I saw two guys sitting on the sofa with a sad face. The appearance of the two at the same time surprised me. Because since there has been a sloppy secretary, I haven't come to my Zhang's small building for a while. Generally, they are sloppy.

I held the drunken Jiang Yingyu's waist and said to Sa carelessly, "Have you never been to the National Day?"

He didn't answer me, but looked up at me and quickly lowered his head. And the sloppy ghost didn't say a word on the side, just sat there.

This is the first time I've seen him look like this and ask him half jokingly, "What's wrong? Did you write a diary again?"

"Handsome, you are in big trouble this time!" He suddenly stood up and said angrily.

"What's wrong?" I couldn't help but be excited, and most of the wine on my body also dissipated.

Then, he told me.

It turned out that he went to work in the underworld last night. When he came to the household registration department, he met Chief Li Bai and Li. Section Chief Li told Sa not to care about a piece of news: when they sorted out the household registration files, they found my name.

"What's so strange to see my name? Is it strange if you can't see it?" Although I still argue, I also feel that this is not a good thing in my heart.

"You know nothing!" I don't care if it suddenly burst out.

I was stunned. Because I know that no matter what this guy suddenly says, it must be my real disaster.

"That's to be handed over to the black and white impermanence file." I didn't care to tell the guess in my heart.

My suspicion just now has been confirmed, but I hope I haven't heard such news. I suddenly felt that my physical strength had been drained by this message, and Jiang Yingyu also lost her support and slowly slid down my body. She still muttered on the ground, "Come on, drink again!"

However, Jiang Yingyu's drunkenness no longer makes me care. I asked nervously, "What's going on?"

"According to the file, you can live until 12 tonight." Shake his head helplessly at me.

"What's going on?" I can't believe my ears. I can't believe that I was sentenced to death so easily, and even gave me time.

"What else can happen? That's how it is recorded on the file. There's nothing I can do?" He shrugged his shoulders helplessly, "For good that you are here, I can inform you, otherwise I really don't know what to do?"

"Let's go to the underworld now. I'll find Lao Li. I'll bring him that "xiaokun Poetry Banknote" this time?" I almost shouted out.

"It's useless to find him. He can't change the things on the file. It doesn't matter if it dispels my unrealistic idea.

"I was wronged." Hearing the words, I had no choice but to say what many people like to say, but they are also the most powerless words to fight against.

He looked at me and comforted me, "Do you have any unfinished wishes? Hurry up and deal with it, okay?"

After thinking about it, I asked, "Then... can you tell me how I died?"

This problem is a little embarrassing. He looked at the sloppy ghost on the side, and then looked at the unhappy, big tongue and others who were awakened by my noise just now. Finally, he said to me, "Well, you will know naturally at that time."

"Tell me!" I gritted my teeth and said word by word.

He turned his head and stared at the sloppy and stopped talking. The sloppy stared at himself and knew that it was his turn to appear. The sloppy said to me, "Handsome, I really can't say how you die."

"Tell me! I can hold on!" I will try my best to stand up and wait for my sentence.

"You...you are the one who died." Instead, the sloppy became a little embarrassed.

"What's that?" Countless thoughts came to my mind, all about all kinds of ways to die.

"It's just masturbate to death." After the sloppy said that, he stopped looking at me.

"What?" I immediately exclaimed, "Did you masturbate to death?"

The sloppy nodded and lowered his head.

I stood still in a daze. I absolutely didn't expect this way of death just now. It was a little strange. After thinking about it, I said in a daze, "Is it true that as long as I don't masturbate, I won't die?"

I looked up and smiled at me, which made my heart sink. He continued, "I've heard too many words before. As long as I insist on updating, I will become a god; as long as I write every day, the collection will skyrocket. As a result, some things can't change.

No matter what you said to me, I looked blankly at the familiar living room, Jiang Yingyu, who was lying on the ground like mud, and the scarlet tongue hanging outside with his big tongue. Now everything feels so kind. My thoughts slowly flew out, and although the world was not good, they left my infinite attachment in the corner of the world.

People only feel cherished when they are lost!

When my thoughts came back, I heard Sa ignore comforting me and said, "Shuazi, what else do you wish? You'd better do it now. Don't learn from me. Only then will I feel that the warmth of my family is much happier than money.

I don't care about this helpless voice, which makes me feel very sad. I never thought that I was going to die like this. Do I have to " turn into green smoke and drive the crane west"?

I stood there blankly. Saman stood up, said a few words to the sloppy ghost, then came over and patted me on the shoulder and comforted me, "Handsome, there is nothing I can do about this. When you are under my control, I can get you a free account.

I don't appreciate the kindness. This is like the service attitude in the funeral home is not very good. Even if it's private, he doesn't dare to say it and says to you, "It's okay. You come often!" Believe it or not, you don't care how to slap him.

"I want to see Uncle Donkey!" I shouted loudly. At this time, Uncle Donkey is my last life-saving straw...