Chapter 350 Memories
See the sentence: Furong's legs, Sister Feng's mouth, and Mu Zimei, who frequently has sex. - This is not a quotation, right?
Sunday, October 02, 2011 Sunny
The reason why Uncle Donkey is my last life-saving straw is that when I gave him the materials, Uncle Donkey promised me that he would try his best to save my life. Now is the time for Uncle Lv to fulfill his promise.
My suggestion made him hesitate: "Handsome, do you know that Uncle Lv is a ministerial level? And I'm just a small section chief, and I really can't help you with this.
"Aren't you a system?" Hearing this refusal to help me, I couldn't help but get nervous.
"We are a good system. Let me tell you this. I'm about the same as the director of a street office now. He is at the same level as the governor. You know the gap between them. Besides, Uncle Lv is the boss, and this is even more difficult for me to deal with. I guess you have to figure it out if you want to see it. I really can't help with this favor!" Don't care to explain it to me.
I actually know the explanation. Now let Sa ignore the search for Uncle Lv, which is definitely impossible to find. Uncle Lv was very faceless when he could come here last time. But now my problem is that if I can't find Uncle Lv, I don't need to write my diary this time.
I didn't care and couldn't help sighing. It was really, at the critical moment that I found that no one could help. You see, I usually take good care of these ghosts. At this time, no one can stand up. Uncle Lv's distant water can't quench my thirst at present.
"What should I do now?" I muttered in a low voice.
"What do you want now? Let's say it first? Let's see what we can do to help?" He patted me gently on the shoulder to show his comfort.
To be from the bottom of my heart, it's okay for me. It's good to tell me the information first this time; they know that I'm going to be in charge of him soon, and they also think that they can apply for a free household registration for me so that I can be reincarnated, which is full of benevolence and righteousness. If I tell him again that my wish can die of old age, I don't think he can bear it, and I can't say it.
I opened my mouth, but I couldn't speak. Because things came too suddenly, if you want to say what you want now, it's a big deal. For example, I'm still a baby. For example, I haven't finished watching the 27G videos. For example, I don't have a girlfriend. For example, I haven't been filial to my parents. Isn't it the one that "unfilial piety has no future"? One wish after another flashed through my mind. These wishes just flashed and did not stop.
"Think about it first. I'll leave my secretary here first. If there is really something we can help, as long as we can help, according to our friendship, can we still get a discount?" Don't tell me. After a while, he said, "If you don't want to be reincarnated, I can let you be my secretary. Anyway, Secretary Zhang will leave sooner or later."
After saying this, he left in a hurry. In fact, it is not easy for him as the director of the street office. Although he is not a big official, there are still a lot of things to do. It's not easy to be a grassroots civil servant. There are all kinds of dangers without being scolded.
When he left, his big tongue choked at me and said, "Sun (handsome), you are so bad (pity)!"
At this time, Jiang Yingyu curled up on the ground. It should be cold on the ground. I carefully held her on the sofa and looked straight at her.
In the light, Jiang Yingyu's face emitted a soft light. Although her forehead is still a little high, this does not prevent her from being a woman.
Looking at the sleeping Jiang Yingyu, an evil idea suddenly appeared in my heart. Now, Jiang Yingyu must have no ability to resist, and I am about to see black and white impermanence. If I had seized the time, maybe I would have a wish.
I stared at Jiang Yingyu on the sofa, and the thoughts in my heart came out one after another. But when I thought about reaching out, I couldn't reach out anyway.
At this time, the sloppy said behind my back, "Handsome, you are good!"
"What's good?" But I was stunned. Then he turned his head to look at the sloppy.
"I know what's on your mind." The sloppy said slowly, "Every man comes from a virgin. The difference is that some men kept this body until the end, and some men waste it on the way. Before I died, like you, I didn't know about the things between men and women. In fact, when you die, you will find that those things are nothing?
The sloppy theory makes me feel that he has a bag in his skull. He is a good socialist young man with normal health and normal thinking. Who wants to be a virgin in the end? There are few people in the country like Zhang Sanfeng. I don't have a house, no car, no money, no appearance. If I have money, the first thing I do is to shoot a 29G to let that guy know that if a man is Guanxi, he is just forgotten at that time.
But the sloppy ghost's high argument just now defeated the evil ideas in my heart just now. Others are "When people are about to die, their words are also good; when birds are about to die, their songs are also mourning." Now, facing a large bowl of twice-cooked pork, I want to be a monk.
I finally stopped a few times on Jiang Yingyu's towering chest, and then turned my head to look at the sloppy ghost. The room suddenly became quiet.
Although there are unhappy and sloppy guys, I miss those who have lived in the small building of the Zhang family very much. I miss Miao Ruyun, I miss Uncle Yuanshi, I miss Old Cao, and even Zhang Dekai. Now I can't remember the shortcomings of each of them. I want them to come here and look at me twice. I'm not afraid it's just two eyes.
I took out the phone and called home first. After the phone was connected, my brain was at a loss. I didn't know what I should say or what I could say. Before the words came out, tears flowed first.
Mom listened to me on the phone for a long time and couldn't help asking me with concern what was wrong.
"It's okay!" As tears slipped through my face, I pretended to be in a relaxed tone, "Where's my father?"
"He's going to play cards! Baby, how are you doing in Beiqiu City? Mom's voice came out of the microphone.
"Good! OK!' I answered mechanically, but unfortunately sucked the blocked nose.
"Baby, are you old?" Unfortunately, I immediately aroused the old woman's alertness, and she nervously asked me.
"It's okay, it's okay. When I was cooking just now, I was spicy with chili. I lied quickly.
Next, my mother chattered about me. The trivial things of life began to come out of her mouth. These things before made me feel very annoyed, but now I listen to them with relish. Tears flowed down while listening to it.
After my mother finished saying this, she said to me, "Baby, big cities are not easy to get along. Come back if you can't."
"Give my father a good voice, just say that I miss him very well, and I miss him very well." The old woman's words made me unable to hold even the phone in my hand.
"Baby, are you old? You are weird today. Tell the old woman, is there something wrong with you?" My abnormal words made the old woman suspicious.
"It's okay. It's really okay!" I pretended to laugh and covered up the previous gaffe.
Next, I said something to the old woman randomly. After finishing this busy period, I will go back to have a look.
Wait for me to hang up the phone, but I looked at the phone in my hand. At this time, he didn't cry, just in a daze. Now I have also lost the desire to call Uncle Yuanji. I just want to be quiet and give me a quiet environment so that I can do nothing and think about it.
These unhappy and sloppy guys, seeing that I was just in a daze on the sofa, quietly left and returned to their house. In the living room, only Jiang Yingyu, who was drunk on the sofa, was left alone.
Now Jiang Yingyu can no longer arouse any of my thoughts. Memories began in my mind. This memory is like a film that is not wonderful and slightly procrastinating. And I, the only audience, watched it with great interest.
When you look back, you will find that your life is often the biggest embembemb to you. Sultry for a lost and irreparable thing, pretend to bully her in order to attract the attention of her beloved girl, and make unworthy efforts to get a vain achievement...
After the end of this movie, I was in a much better mood than before.
At this time, Jiang Yingyu suddenly turned over from the sofa and ran to the toilet. Immediately, I heard the earth-shaking vomit...
Jiang Yingyu vomited and then returned to the living room. She looked at me and asked strangely, "Handsome, are you crying?"
"No!" I told a useless lie.
"Then why are your eyes so red? And why are my clothes so wet?" My lies can't deceive Jiang Yingyu.
Jiang Yingyu's voice attracted the big tongue hiding in the room and other ghosts.
He looked at Jiang Yingyu with a big tongue and choked and said, "Sun (handsome) son... Sun (handsome) son is going to die!"
"What's going on?" This sudden news made Jiang Yingyu's head wake up a lot...