Chapter 22
"Isn't Susu a snake demon! If Susu is not a promiscuous god, why bother to find Susu to do this task? God, do you still expect a pure jade girl to seduce Xu Xian?"
This is right to say that it is full of righteous and strong!
Lan Qing was defeated, and his original momentum and majesty suddenly disappeared. You shameless snake demon... You clearly know that's not what I meant!"
Susu was sore and leisurely poured two mouthfuls of tea. What do you mean! How can the will of the great god be speculated by a lowly demon like me?
Lan Qing was also forced by Su Su. He was a little unscrupulous and blurted out, "You have to break his virgin body!"
Break his virgin body, break his virgin body, break his virgin body, break his virgin body, break his virgin body, break his virgin body, break his virgin body...
Su Su: "... poo." A mouthful of tea sprayed out gorgeously.
Lan Qing: "..."
Susu lay on the table and patted her chest and coughed, and tears coughed out. For a long time, she barely took a breath, stared at him in disbelief, and said, "God... are you kidding?"
Lan Qing barely held up the scene, but her face was very unnatural. ...I am serious."
Su Su: "...Life is like a play, don't be so serious~"
Lan Qing pondered, "This is reasonable, but you have to talk to the Queen Mother in person."
su su: "..."
Lan Qing coughed, "Wait for you... cough... to complete the task. At that time, the Queen Mother of the West will naturally receive awards. Even if you want to become an immortal, it doesn't matter.
Who cares...
"What are the benefits of becoming an immortal?" Susu hugs her chest.
I didn't expect that she would suddenly ask such a question, and Lan Qing was stunned. After a long time, he replied, "If you become an immortal, you can enjoy a long life."
"I have been harmed for thousands of years..." Su Su glanced at him calmly, "What's more, if you live too long, you will be scolded by others... If you live too long, you will still look like a young tooth, and you will be stabbed by others to scold the old monster.
This is definitely not irony~
This is the bright mockery of Hongguoguo!
Lan Qing condensed a steamed bun face. Bai Suzhen, do you know the biggest difference between this fairy and the demon?
"...I don't know." Ouch, won't you be angry?
"A look at the three worlds, no one dares to kill immortals without scruples, but... if you kill a demon, you don't even need a reason."
su su: "..."
Okay...she accepted the threat.
Su Su cried with a sad face, and her aura became weak in an instant. She blinked her eyes and said pitifully, "God, although what you said... is very reasonable. It's reasonable for you to let Susu break Xu Xian's virgin body. Susu dares not follow... However, Susu really hasn't broken it! ... Why don't you break it and show it to Susu first, and Susu will do it then. That way, it can be foolproof. Do you think it's okay?
Lan Qing's lovely steamed bun face finally turned red. Snake demon, don't talk nonsense!"
It's true... Susu's momentum is even weaker, and she is pitiful and weak to defend: "But Susu really hasn't broken it~ What if she breaks a mistake?"
This is obviously nonsense, but the other party is purer than her, so the situation is completely washed.
Lan Qing was anxious, "Aren't you a snake demon!"
"It's true that Susu is a snake demon... But Susu is really a very pure snake demon!" She clenched her fist, "What's more... Susu has forgotten. The god should know that Susu has lost his memory, right? Nowadays, no magic can be used, which is no different from mortals.
At the saying, Lanqing suddenly appeared in front of her like lightning and grabbed her arm. Susu was shocked and reluctantly swallowed the scream close to her throat and dared not move. The lethality of this meat destroyer is still vivid in her mind. She doesn't want to take the initiative to find a smoke yet.
"That's true, and the rumors are correct." Lanqing lowered her head and said to herself. Su Su was stunned and didn't understand. When she wanted to ask him, Lan Qing suddenly raised her head, looked at her for a moment, and frowned and said, "Let me think about it... I can find two perfect strategies."
Two complete? Which two are they all?
Susu opened her mouth and wanted to ask, but she only saw a flower in front of her, and Lanqing had disappeared out of thin air.
Come and go in a hurry... It's not just this bird man... Su Su lay down on the round table sadly and maliciously slandered him.
When Xu Xian returned, Susu was sitting on a small bench under the phoenix flower in the patio with a constipated face and tore the steamed bread to feed the sparrow. The action of tearing the steamed bread mechanically and slowly repeated... The sparrow was appetizing and chirping into a piece without her. It was really difficult to endure. Three or two boldly and directly flapped their little wings and jumped on her knees and pecked the steamed bread... Su didn't realize it and indulged all kinds of indulgence. At this time, her mind was full of Lan Qing's ecstasy words... which broke his virginity!! His eyes were empty, wandering for nine days, and he didn't see Xu Xian pushing the door in at all.
Xu Xian saw Susu in a daze under some yellow phoenix flowers at a glance. He paused and opened the door much lighter. However, the door was old and old, and still made a squeaky sound.
Susu then looked up and looked at it slowly. Her eyes were all tangled, almost into a pile of ecstasy.
Xu Xian said, "What's wrong? Susu has something on her mind?"
Susu still swam and answered smoothly, "Is your virginity really still there? ...Impossible! You are so old, and there are many people who are usually upside down. Isn't there a time or two times when you get out of control?! ...This is so unscientific!"
Xu Xian: "..." The force of grasping the door panel increased, and the old wooden door made a more sad scream.
The greedy sparrow came back to its senses. The little head shook back and forth for a week. Seeing outsiders coming, it was so scared that it flapped its wings and passed in a high profile in front of Susu's eyes. Other sparrows also followed suit and suddenly fluttered.
Su Su recovered and saw Xu Xian at a glance... observed his particularly heavy face and secretly shouted that it was not good. ...What did I just say?" As soon as the words fell, she had already recalled it. She looked embarrassed and said, "No matter what I said, it's unintentional... You know, that's not what I mean."
Xu Xian hooked his lips, walked into the hall around the corridor, put the medicine basket on his back aside, and muttered, "It's very gratifying for Susu to care so much about her husband. Regarding this issue, I can give it a try when you come back to the room later. At that time, whether it was there or not, it will be gone.
Susu's body shook and almost fell into the flowers from the low stool. ...I just said casually, don't take it seriously."
Xu Xian looked at her and raised her eyebrows without saying a word.
Su Su stood up from the low bench, stepped back and raised his eyebrows and said, "You work so hard in the day, and you are tired to support your family. Su Su is useless. You can't share one or two for the officials. How can you be so ignorant to make the officials harder!"
Xu Xian hooked his lips, "Occasionally, it doesn't matter... It doesn't matter. I'm very happy for my husband."
Su Wangtian, "... The food is ready. Let's eat it after the officials clean their hands. I have specially prepared several dishes today, braised cabbage, boiled cabbage, and two new dishes, vinegar cabbage and fried cabbage... What kind of food do you want to eat?"
Xu Xian stared at her thoughtfully. I want to eat meat for my husband.
Susu is a thriller, her hair is raised up to the sky, and her whole body is hairy. She had an impulse to grab the door.
The door suddenly rang...
Susu hurriedly said, "I'll open the door!" Without saying a word, he ran to the door, as if there was a monster behind him.
As soon as the door opened, he saw Li Gongfu's panicked and pale face.
Susu was shocked and quickly reached out to hold him, "Brother Li, what's wrong with you?"
"Jiaorong...Jiaorong..." Li Gongfu was so eager that he couldn't say a complete word at this time.
What can Xu Jiaorong do? Su Su was puzzled, so she had to comfort Li Gongfu softly, "Brother Li, don't worry, take a breath before speaking clearly."
Xu Xian has come. Li Gongfu took two breaths and grabbed Xu Xian's arm and walked out. Jiaorong... Jiaorong fainted! Come and have a look with me!"
Xu Xian's expression condensed. Susu has run over with the medical box in her hand. Xu Xian took it and followed Li Gongfu out. Susu was about to follow up. Xu Xian suddenly seemed to perceive her idea and turned around and said, "Susu can wait in the room."
You cross the river and tear down the bridge!
still hasn't kept up.
Susu scratched the door panel and saw the figures of Xu Xian and Li Gongfu disappear in the alley, which was particularly... speechless.
She also wants to know what happened to Xu Jiaorong... Why is it always her who is ignored! Although she is very kind, she is not so bullied!
Half an hour later, Susu was almost moldy at home and saw Xu Xian coming back alone with a medical box. She quickly came up, carried the medical box for him, put it in the place where the medical box was usually hung, turned around and asked him to sit down, poured him a cup of hot tea, and eagerly asked, "How's your sister? What's the matter?"
Xu Xian calmly took a sip of tea.
Susu is extremely contemptuous in her heart... Xiaoyang, she still pretends to be at this time!
Xu Xian said lightly, "It's nothing."
"Why did you faint?" Susu's eyes were puzzled.
"It's just a happy disease."
"Oh...so it is." Su Su sighed and muttered in a low voice, "I thought that Brother Li's excited appearance was something terrible. It turned out that it was just... just... what?"
Xu Xian looked at her indifferently and said, "Happy..."
"It turned out to be!" Susu was shocked and almost knocked over the tea cup, "It's so fast!" ...Really so fast! Does this mean that Li Bilian is finally going to be produced?
But...
Well... Xu Shilin has been strangled in the cradle... Bilian, it seems that you have to find another one.
She really didn't mean it~