Chapter 17
When herring and white lotus came to apologize, Susu felt that she was completely unsatisfed.
Bailian's temperament is virtuous and noble, standing quietly, like a fairy, gentle and affectionate, more like Bai Suzhen than her Xibei.
The herring is innocent and lively like a little sister next door, and its appearance is close to the green snake in Susu's mind. Susu's first choice was this selfishness. In order to win this time, she even took out a killer mace! Let the herring and white lotus act according to the script of the Legend of the White Snake.
Xu Xian, who returned from collecting medicine, encountered a summer shower and hurriedly ran under the willow tree when he met two beautiful women who were also sheltered from the rain. Suddenly, he fell in love at first sight and fell in love again.
As soon as the umbrella was borrowed, the umbrella was returned, and the umbrella was repaired for a hundred years to cross the same boat. For thousands of years, they slept together. Before leaving, the woman sent an umbrella and reported to each other's door. From then on, this umbrella firmly tied the two together.
This scene is a perfect opening.
What a perfect and classic setting!
What a vulgar and warm plot!
Why did it fail?!
Susu walked up and down impatiently and suddenly caught a glimpse of the two goblins still kneeling in front of the screen: "Get up first, don't kneel down. Well, there are stools there. Sit by yourself.
The green fish and white lotus did not raise their heads and said in unison, "I dare not."
Susu pulled her hair more irritably. She was full of depression, but she couldn't be angry with the beauty, so she had to pretend to be a tiger and dog, and said with a dark face, "Do you want to sit by yourself, or do you want me to sit down?"
The green fish and Bailian looked at each other and thanked her. They sat on the spring bench on one side, just next to each other.
It's really sisterly~ Susu pulled a spring stool, sat opposite them, supported her chin, and clasped her fingers on the table: "Now, can you tell me what happened?"
Bai Lian hung her eyelids silently, and the herring was more lively. A pair of eyes turned around, looking at Bailian, looking at Susu, thinking about it for a long time, and said astringently, "Xu Xian... brought an umbrella."
Susu: "...and then?" What an ecstatic reason, God, please give her a thunderbolt~
The herring peeped at her face and didn't seem to be blamed. She was a little bold and said, "The situation has changed, so I and Sister Bailian had to change their methods, lied that they didn't bring an umbrella and asked Xu Xian for help."
Susu nods, still knows how to adapt~ However, after the lesson of Dailuo... There seems to be no hope for this kind of thing, right? Su Su asked, "Can Xu Xian lend you an umbrella?"
The herring shook his head, thought for a moment, and nodded again.
"...what do you mean?" She doesn't know much about body language~
"He didn't borrow it at first." The green fish thought about this and looked a little angry. The little beauty was really shy and cute with this expression.
Uh~at first?" What happened later?" Susu threw bricks in time to attract jade.
"Later, I pulled him and didn't let him go. Maybe he couldn't stand our request, so he agreed."
Susu's eyes lit up.
"My sisters thought about the Susu girl's instructions, so they asked him for the address of their residence so that they could take the opportunity to return the umbrella..." Thinking of the fire, the herring's breathing suddenly became short, clenched their fists, blushed, patted the table angrily, and straightened up. Susu scared the boss.
Susu held his breath, no matter how pure the monster is, it is also a monster~ "What did he do?" Obviously, it won't be a good thing~
It's just that what Susu didn't expect is ~
The herring roared sadly and indignant: "He actually said that there is no need to bother. The girl paid me 50 cents directly, and this umbrella is the girl's." The vivid look just imitated Xu Xian's shameless form.
"How can there be such an expensive umbrella! This is obviously a trap!" Susu shoots the case.
Girl, that's not the point~
The herring glanced at her, "That's what I said at that time..."
Well~ "What did he say?"
"He said that the girl can also wait for the rain to stop before leaving, and it is also elegant to watch the lotus in the rain."
It's really shameless. Did you buy it?"
The herring looked at the sky and was speechless.
Bailian, who had been silent, slowly nodded her head.
Susu felt that her heart was really more and more fragile, and asked with difficulty, "Then what?"
The herring didn't open her face and pouted silently. Bai Lian looked at her deeply and said very calmly, "Then, he held up another umbrella and left..."
su su: "..."
TAT~ Which normal ancient man would carry two umbrellas with him?
This is really abnormal!
......
When Cen Biqing pushed the door and entered, Susu was lying weakly on the bed.
For his rare "politeness", Susu raised her head and opened her mouth and teased, "Oh, why did Xiaoqing suddenly remember to go to the main door today?"
The original step forward paused for a moment. Cen Biqing's eyes penetrated the screen and saw the figure on the bed. The tip of his boots walked towards her. The two wooden doors behind him were windless and slowly close with a "squeak". He walked around the screen with his hand and walked towards the bed.
"Is Susu unhappy?"
Ask knowingly! Can anyone be happy that they are about to devote themselves to a job they don't like?! He hummed and looked at the person in front of the couch. Su Su still habitually moved in and gave him a place to lie down.
Cen Biqing looked at her unconscious movements, bent the corners of her lips, turned over, and lay beside her rudely. "Xu Hanwen is not a simple person."
Nonsense~ Which simple person will commit the crime in the hands of the Queen Mother of the West? Su Su rolled her eyes and ignored him.
"...but he is just a person after all." It is impossible for a person to escape from the secular vision.
So? Susu reluctantly raised her eyelids and waited for his follow-up.
Cen Biqing leaned his chin and looked at Susu and said, "He and Xu Jiaorong have been dependent on each other since childhood. The eldest sister is like her mother. He may listen to Xu Jiaorong's words."
In the future, it will be troublesome to speak directly... She is relatively slow, and such a topic will damage her poor brain cells~
Susu stuffed her face in the soft quilt and asked in a muffled voice, "...when?"
Cen Biqing's deep eyes locked her and moved away at the moment when she raised her head and looked at each other: "Xu Jiaorong will leave for the Lingyin Temple tomorrow to smell incense."
Tut, tomorrow? Finally, I didn't escape.
Susu looked at him depressedly, and Ai Ai said the most distressing question: "Actually, I have no experience of seducing people."
Cen Biqing: "..."
Susu sat up and said to her finger, "You say, I don't do anything. Is it less likely to wait for Xu Xian to fall in love with me?"
Cen Biqing twitched and said euphemistically, "I'm afraid... it's a little low..."
Susu asked unremittely: "Maybe Xu Xian is used to eating seafood, and he can't say that he has taken a fancy to my porridge dish! ...Maype, his aesthetics are more unique... Didn't you say that Song people's tastes are relatively light? Look at me, how light it is! ...Xiaoqing, what do you think?"
Xiaoqing thought about it and said, "...Maybe."
Susu suddenly collapsed on her shoulders in discouraged and broke the jar. You are so weak. It doesn't matter if you don't mention any advice, and you still hit me like this! I am very disappointed! Anyway, I decided that I would drag him to death. If he still didn't meet the girl he liked at that time, he would marry me directly... If you don't agree, you can do it in person. Don't worry, I will definitely not hinder you..."
"...it's up to you."
"Xiaoqing, do you think we are so conscientious that if we still fail, will the Queen Mother of the West blame us at that time?"
"...what do you think?"
"Don't ask me, how can I know?"
"...I don't know either."
"How can you do this!"
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