chapter 21

The sound of water in the bathroom came from the open door. She sat on the sofa leisurely. Durian had been obediently sent back to her room by Shu Chen. All the windows were open. If it weren't for the bowl with vinegar on the coffee table, and Shu Chen gargled his mouth in the bathroom. The sound almost makes people feel that the series of things just now has never happened.

This is not the eleventh time that such a thing has happened. For Shu Chen, who has not changed so many times, even if Shuxing is a Buddha, he still has three fires on his head.

The time pointed to 835. Shu Chen, who had been in the bathroom for a whole hour, finally returned to the living room, holding a towel in his hand, raising his arm feebly and constantly wiping his mouth.

"Has it been thoroughly cleaned?" Shu Xing looked at Shu Chen's bloodless lips and almost laughed. He remembered the way Shu Chen refused to be jealous just now. He was a little righteous before the revolutionary martyrs died. Of course, what is about the older generation of revolutionary martyrs.

"Do you want to smell it?" Even if he has rinsed his mouth until his mouth is numb, Shu Chen does not forget to fight back at the right time. In his dictionary, there is no word compromise at all.

"You drink the vinegar first and then smell it."

"............I have always brushed my teeth thoroughly! So you still don't have to smell it!" Drinking vinegar is not a joke. Since he was ten years old, he left it in his throat because of a fish bone, and then listened to Shu Xing's advice and drank a whole bottle of vinegar in one breath, Shu Chen has left sequelae, and he will even feel a little unaccustomed to the smell of vinegar.

Shu Xing is definitely an activist. As long as he determines what he determines, he will resolutely do it, and he will never let go if he doesn't reach his goal. He has the energy to die. Shu Chen always wants to put his cousin to death and then quickly, but he can only regret to make an old-fashioned metaphor. Shu Chen's idea is The future of the flies on the glass window is bright, and there is no road.

However, whenever Shu Chen feels in crisis, he will abandon his weak momentum in front of Shu Xing and call 'Brother'. I don't know if this name makes Shu Xing's conscience sleeping at the bottom of the sea burst out, and he will often let Shu Chen go at will.

Since Shu Chen was willing to admit defeat, Shu Xing did not persist. He looked up at his watch. He and Shu Chen actually talked to me for almost 30 minutes. At this moment, it was nine o'clock. In another hour, when it was time to call, Shu Xing smiled and thought that he could be relieved from now on. Why do he felt that even Shu Chen's latest affair? The hair has become more pleasing to the eye.

Based on past experience, due to Shu Chen's sleep speed as quickly as Nobita's sleep and slow nerves that can't scream like a dead pig, Shu Xing is not going to let him go back to his room at all. Anyway, there are still 59 minutes. As long as there is one, time will always be like running water.

"I want to go back to my room and stay for a while." After tossing for a long time, Shu Chen really missed his soft big bed and the pillow that was inseparable from his neck.

"I have something to say to you," it really seems that I think of something serious. It's rare to look seriously at his cousin sitting on both ends of the sofa.

"What, what's the matter?" Is it the kind of thing that you need to go to the knife mountain and put down the oil pot into the sword forest and enter the beast pool again?

"Do you remember the questions I showed you yesterday?"

"Remember," Shu Chen has always had a good memory. As long as he didn't mean to forget, let alone yesterday, even last year, he can remember it clearly.

"I haven't forgotten at all?"

"Of course," Shu Chen patted his chest and looked like 'I'm smart and I'm proud': "How can I forget? It's just ten short answers, six analyses, and three questions and answers. As long as it's human... Wait, I suddenly remembered that I'm not a human..."

When he saw the question group composed of short answer, analysis and Q&A yesterday, Shu Chen didn't expect anything wrong. Shu Xing is not only a tenured professor of our school, but also a visiting professor of two other schools and an honorary professor of another school. Usually, sometimes the examination questions of those three schools are also written by Shu Xing. Come out, but when you think about it with your nails, you know that Shu Xing will definitely leave things to graduate students, so when Shu Chen saw those test questions yesterday, he thought about the examination questions of other schools, but today's Shu Xing's problem reminds Shu Chen of the incident two years ago.

"In fact, I'm a little relieved to see you so sadly admit that you are not a human being. For the sake of our relatives, even if I don't want to save you anymore, I will save myself, so Shu Chen, don't worry, you won't be a human."

Double negation is affirmation. This syntax is well used and painfully realizes that even at this time, I can think of this kind of thing, and I have really been tortured to heaven by waking up.

"If you really do that, won't those juniors annoy me to death, okay?"

"I'm creating opportunities for you. You said that there are no girls in the liberal arts college. According to the national law, you have been an adult for three and a half years, three and a half years!" Shu Xing tried his best to make his voice sad: "For so long, you haven't found a girlfriend. People who know the inside story know that you always fantasize about pink bubble love. People who don't know the inside story think that I haven't taught you well, so this time, you can make an open contact in the name of teaching your studies. All kinds of girls, I'm taking care of you, so don't be careless.

Just as he wanted to refute, Shu Chen's stomach cooed twice. In order to eat durian at night, Shu Chen did not eat a mouthful of food, but after all, the fruit was not full, and he was tossed for such a long time. Naturally, his stomach would protest. Although the bones all over his body shouted 'lazy to move', he thought of beating his grandmother in a moment. On that annoying overseas phone call, Shu Chen had to go to the kitchen to cook noodles and didn't want to talk about the exam questions. Anyway, the more unhappy he was, the more willing he was to let him do it.

There are many kinds of noodles, and they are quite convenient and fast. Shu Xing said that instant noodles are not allowed at home. Shu Chen had to eat noodles. Since he entered this door, Shu Xing has not only enslaved him physically, but also strictly controlled his diet. Junk food such as fast food and lack of nutrition are all prevention. Snacks and convenience of rot agents and various additives are not allowed to be brought home to eat, and Shu Chen will not be allowed to eat them, so that Shu Chen saw other children holding a bag of crisp noodles with 50 cents, and their saliva hanging on their clothes, scaring away the children several times.

At first, Shu Chen felt that he was not used to it, but later he didn't eat it, so he didn't think those things were delicious. Up to now, he added a poached egg to the clear soup noodles. As long as he added some seasoned refined salt, he could actually eat it deliciously.

Shu Chen likes fine noodles, because the cooking time is shorter. The eggs under the boiling water are covered with salt. Some of the movements are only ten minutes before and after. When he solves the noodles on the table and returns to the living room again, he sees Shu Xing wrapping gauze.

"Are you hurt?" From the first time Shu Xing just came back, he began to carry out strenuous exercise to punish Shu Chen, and then the two of them said bad words. Shu Chen didn't notice at all. Shu Xing's hands were wrapped in gauze.

"Have you finally seen your eyes?" Just now, when I moved my hands and feet with Shu Chen, I accidentally touched the wound, and the gauze wrapped in my hand also moved its position. Shu Xing had to find the medicine box when Shu Chen went to cook and wrap the wound again.

Irred to his cousin's ridicul, Shu Chen sat down next to the sofa and watched him wrap his hand in gauze. Because the injured one was his left hand, it was not slow to wrap it with his right hand. After a few times, it was already wrapped.

"There must be a story. Tell me how you got hurt?" I just saw the shape of the wound. At first glance, it was not as small as rubbing the skin, and if it was just rubbing the skin, I guess Shuxing would not even want to stick a Band-Aid on his hand.

"With this kind of time to inquire about gossip, it's better to review the questions and answers on Q&A." Although all the thorns have been picked out, the wound touched again is still a little painful. He puts his elbow on the armrest of the sofa, holds his forehead with his right hand, and puts on an attitude that he is unwilling to talk again. .

"Is it possible for heroes to save beauty?" On this issue, Shu Chen's knowledge-seeking mentality can't be extinguished by ice water at all.

He was quite tired and woke up and didn't want to talk at all, so Shu Chen regarded this situation as acquiescence and sighed with emotion: "Whose beautiful man is so unlucky?"

The crisp phone rang and interrupted Shu Chen's self-spoken. Shu Chen looked at the phone nervously, swallowed his saliva, turned his head and asked Shu Xing, "It's only 9: 30. Is it only 9: 30? Did grandma call?"

"Oh," Shu woke up and answered Shu Chen carelessly: "I sent a text message to grandma that you were going to call her at ten o'clock tonight. Maybe grandma can't wait to pick it up quickly. It's annoying."

If you are afraid of annoyance, why don't you just not let yourself call your grandmother? Shu Chen, who is so slanderous, dares not say anything at all, just like a woman with three-inch golden lotus feet, moving step by step to the phone.

The telephone is not far from the door, just a few steps away from the living room. Even if you don't need to listen carefully, as long as you speak in a normal tone, you can listen to the speaker's conversation. Looking at his cousin who doesn't plan to go back to the room at all, Shu Chen knows that today's call must be completed successfully. Otherwise, what awaits him is a series of cross-ocean phone calls and grandma's drowning family war.

Just picking up the phone consumed Shu Chen's great courage. At the other end of the phone, Shu Chen's kind voice made Shu Chen feel like a cold wind. As usual, he asked first, and then he had to answer a series of trivialities in life. What happened today was an interesting coke, as small as whether he drank two liters of water and fruit to eat. Is it enough? Are you picky and don't eat vegetables? Don't eat too much meat. Don't forget to exercise to stay healthy.

When the 'Family Health Program' came to an end, the 'Family Care Program' started broadcasting on time, and the phone microphone was already hanging on his shoulder. What I was responsible for was just saying 'I'm listening' from time to it from time to time.

Finally, after finishing the procedure, the grandmother on the other end of the phone finally asked 'is there anything to say to grandma'. Seizing this opportunity, Shu Chen began to read the manuscript to the microphone until she was dizzy.

"You mean... your cousin is going to chase his ex-girlfriend again?" Grandma on the other end of the phone asked.

"Yes," you can't say that you are in love with him like glue.

"I didn't expect the child to be so dedicated and affectionate," Grandma seemed to be very moved and her voice was a little choked.

"Yes..." His face seemed to have just eaten bitter gourd, and Shu Chen remembered many things that his grandmother couldn't think of.

"Have you seen your cousin's girlfriend?" Obviously, the sound on the phone could not reach the awake ears, but grandma lowered her voice like an underground worker.

"No," Shu Xing really didn't bring any man home except Rong Chengxian, who accidentally met him.

Hearing Shu Chen's answer, Grandma was obviously a little frustrated that she couldn't find out the information, but the old man's mood was very easy to recover, because there could never be only one place on the battlefield. Shu Chen heard his grandmother say to him thrillingly, "What about you? Is there anyone you like?"