Chapter 1 There are famous sayings in blocking the way

The wind is clear and the sun is clear, and the white clouds are floating in the clear sky.

At the foot of the Heifeng Mountain, which is not too high but unique, a small official road, an obvious life is so moist that the fat little black donkey shakes its head and shakes its two long and pointed ears, taking lazy steps from far to near. There are several golden copper bells hanging on the donkey's neck, a As I walked, it kept ringing crisply, jingling, with the warm wind and the sound of cicadas, which was very leisurely and comfortable.

On the back of the donkey is a raised waist similar to the back of the chair. It is wooden and covered with light gray rags. On top, there is a petite figure in green clothes on a white background. The sleeves and skirts hanging on the donkey are all stained with mud, and the embroidered shoes under the long skirt are white and black. You can't see the original appearance at all. .

Looking at the man on the donkey, although she was wearing a woman's clothes, she didn't have any pearls on her head, and she didn't even have a cloth scarf full of blue silk. Her face was covered by the long black waterfall, which was not only like a faceless evil ghost and a madman. She held a blue-skin pamphlet in one hand and looked at it slowly with her head down. Shi pulled his hair with his hand and let out a strange laugh or two. On this quiet road where few people walk, even the three feet of the sun above his head can't help but feel a little chills on their backs.

Li Laosan, who had been hiding behind the bushes and ambushed for a long time, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and clenched the rusty knife in his hand that was picked up from the road the day before yesterday. He nervously stared at the approaching person and a donkey nervously, and even the mosquito bit several big bags on his neck.

He has been hiding in this place since he had dinner last morning and waiting for people to come. The only half of the nest he carried on his body was also hungry just now. He waited for a long time and waited patiently. Although there were two groups in front of people who looked richer than now, it was a pity that they all sat in a carriage with their entourage escorts. He was honest. A man who can farm, who has no martial arts skills and is weak, naturally dares not fight with others. It's hard to meet a single man. Although he doesn't wear high-end goods and looks like a woman, even if he doesn't have money, he can sell the donkey back for a lot of money, right?

Thinking of this, Li Laosan strengthened his determination to implement this action.

I don't know if it was a normal person who rode a little donkey and approached. He immediately took a deep breath and held it like this. With an impulsive mind, he jumped out of the grass with a big knife, opened his hands in front of the little black donkey, pulled his throat and shouted:

"Hing... Stop! Fight... rob!"

Perhaps because of excessive tension, his voice trembled so much - it was also the first time he did this kind of roadblocking and robbery, and there was another person. If he was not nervous, it was a deceptive effect.

"Huh?!"

Hearing the noise, the person on the donkey's back slowly pulled his eyes back from the brochure in his hand. He hung his head and glanced at Li Laosan, who was in front of him from the cracks in his hair. His voice was sharp and hoarse. When he was blown by the wind, he smelled a little cold. "What did you just say?"

The hot sweat that had just covered his body was frozen into ice dregs in an instant. Li Laosan shivered subconsciously and was glanced at by the bloody eyes. He was almost scared to urinate on the spot, but he remembered that there were still so many mouths at home waiting for him to take the money back to feed, so he fell down and hardened his scalp. Standing still and not retreating, he quickly moved the knife of his right hand and took it. He held it at the person on the donkey's back with both hands, and shouted again in a trembling voice, "Go down... Get off the horse, no, get off the donkey! Fight...rob!"

"Oh?" The man on the donkey's back calmly closed the pamphlet, reached out and touched the little donkey's ear, "What is it?" What is a robbery? Robbery or knotting?

"Robbery... Robbery... Of course... Yes..." I didn't expect that the person who was robbed was so calm, and even leisurely questioned himself. Li Laosan actually rolled in the field for most of his life. He didn't know half of the elegant words, let alone the person in front of him question like a tongue twister, grabbing his hair and thought. After most of the day, I couldn't think of a reason. I had to grit my teeth. I walked over with my chin held high and grabbed the bell on the donkey's neck. He shouted rudely, "Just... it's just robbery. I... I want this donkey!"

"What do you want this donkey for? Should I sell the money or slaughter the roast meat? The devil in green still opened his red eyes and slowly supported his chin. "If it's the latter, please don't forget to share it with me. The meat on the donkey's hind legs is said to be very chewy after being roasted." With that, he touched his face and smashed his mouth, as if he was savoring the taste of barbecue donkey meat.

Hearing his own master's words, the little black donkey immediately raised his head and hissed in protest, kicked back and forth a few times in place, and sprayed gas from his nose like a horse. His expression was quite sad and angry - unfortunately, such a performance still can't be exchanged for the care of the master.

"..." Li Laosan was robbed by the man. He couldn't turn his mind for a moment. He was stunned. He just looked at the person on the donkey's back and the little donkey in front of him. He didn't move for a long time.

"Of course, if you don't want to do both, please get out of the way. I have to hurry." After kindly finishing the advice, the man on the donkey's back pulled the reins and instructed the little black donkey to walk aside.

"Wait... wait a minute..." It was finally that Li Laosan came to his senses and reached out to drag the rope again. As a result, the little donkey, who was already very unhappy, turned around and sneezed fiercely and enjoyed the snot and saliva on his face. It looked like a mouthful of thick phlegm on his head, which was really disgusting.

"...Heizi, don't go too much." The man on the donkey's back pretended to knock on the donkey's head, but his tone was full of unconcealed smiles.

"You...you...you..."

He pulled to both sides towards the corners of his mouth and grinned a row of big teeth as if he were laughing at his unresponsive extended donkey face. Li Laosan was angry!

It's okay to be bullied by a villain on weekdays, but now even the beasts look down on him. This... this cheating society!!!!

"Hight! Stop it all!" With a disgusting sticky runny nose on his face, Li Laosan raised the big knife in his hand sadly and angrily and took two steps faster in front of a donkey again.

"Is there anything else?" The man behaved politely, and even stretched out his hand and flicked the dust on his clothes.

"Today, I not only want this donkey, but also the clothes on yours. If you don't want to die, leave all the silver and clothes on your body quickly." Li Laosan was so angry that he was not panicked and timid, and even said it well.

"Do you really want to grab it?"

"Less nonsense, quickly take out all the money, or..."

"Uncle, are you from other places?" Before Li Laosan finished speaking, the man on the donkey's back suddenly said this sentence, and his voice became less hoarse. He sounded a little laughing. "Don't you know that in our place, you have to read the famous sayings of robbery first?"

"A famous saying of robbery?" Are there any famous sayings about robbery? Why didn't the storyteller in the city mention it?

Li Laosan was at a loss again.