Chapter 2 Be Careful in Robbery

"Won! If you don't even know the famous robbery, what kind of robber is he!" The person on the donkey's back was very disdainful, and the donkey had a mocking face.

Li Laosan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead again in embarrassment and humbly asked for advice, "...so... what should I say?"

"It's very simple. Listen carefully - I drive this road, and I plant this tree. If you want to think about this road, stay and buy money." Look, just four sentences, how simple it is, she can recite it backwards, "Come on, come on, read it once, I'll listen to it."

I don't know if it's a coincidence. When the man's voice on the donkey's back just fell, the cuckoos that were singing in the quiet mountain forest all coughed like they were suddenly choking their necks. They paused for a long time before it sounded weakly again, and it was even more sad.

Listening to the cuckoo's 'blood' in his ear, the person on the back of the donkey turned his eyes blankly and glanced up and down, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised. Then he looked at the robbers in front of him and said, "Come on, read it, try it."

"That...this...this...this way is me...I drive, this...this..." I have never studied. Li Laosan said this kind of literary words awkwardly, and he couldn't help scratching his ears and cheeks in the middle.

"I planted this tree." The man reminded decisively.

"This... I drive this road, and I plant this tree..."

"Yes, yes, that's it. I learned it well. Keep going."

"I drive this road, and I plant this tree. If you want to think about this road, stay and buy money!" After groping, he repeated it in a low voice dozens of times. Li Laosan finally read the whole sentence, and even the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes bloomed happily in an instant. Not to mention how happy he was.

"It's really a child to teach!"

"Haha, I drive this road, and I plant this tree. I have to think about... pass... no!" Halfway through the silly reading, he suddenly woke up. Li Laosan opened a pair of bull's eyes, held the handle of the knife in both hands, raised the tip of the knife to the man in blue on the back of the donkey, and roared fiercely, "Don't... Don't change the topic, leave the money, clothes and donkeys!"

Suddenly in front of the left, there was a rustling sound of trees shaking, as if the ground was trembling. There was a faint gasp when someone was on the verge of death, and then it suddenly turned into an intermittent cicada. The person on the donkey's back did not respond. On the contrary, Li Laosan was scared out of sweat because of his guilty. He looked left and right, and pointed to the person on the donkey's back with the knife in his hand, "Hurry up... hurry up, get off the horse, no... get off the donkey!"

"Uncle, are you really sure you want to rob someone?" Seeing that the little trick of procrastinating time was exposed, the person on the donkey's back shrugged his shoulders. At this time, he was finally willing to raise his head and lift the hair covering his face back, revealing a small face that was stained with dirt but delicate. His big eyes were shining. Even with blood, it can still remind people of The word bright eyes and teeth.

"Uncle, you see clearly that he is really just a small poor and poor child who is passing by here and preparing to go to his relatives." The little girl on the donkey's back stretched out her left hand, opened her thumb to a smaller distance from her index finger, and frowned and made an aggrieved face. She covered it with her with her hand pitifully. With eyes with no half a drop of tears, he suddenly raised his voice and cried loudly, "Wow... How can it be like this!" The poor family is already so miserable. Uncle, you actually want to rob others, grab silver, rob other people's blacks, and rob other people's clothes. Oh... It's really... Shame on you! "Whe..."

"Puff..." Suddenly, several bitterly covered laughter came from the wind. The corners of the little girl's mouth twitched and stared forward fiercely through her separate fingers.

So the laughter immediately stopped and disappeared without a trace, as fast as if it had never appeared.

"Who! Who is there?" Strange things happened one after another. No matter how dull he was, he should have noticed something wrong. Li Laosan suddenly turned around, looked around with a knife in a cold sweat, arched his back, and shouted in a trembling voice, "Come out...come out!"

The wind is light and the clouds are light, and the shadow of the tree shakes gently. The only answer to him is the sound of insects and birds that have not stopped from the beginning.

"Oh... I just found out now, uncle, you are so boring." Seeing this, she knew that she couldn't play any more. The little girl in green pouted, drove the little donkey back two steps, rolled her eyes and shouted in front of her, "Hey, okay, come out. It's time to watch enough of the play. If you don't come out, let your godfather deduct your monthly money!"

As soon as the words fell, just for a moment, more than a dozen strong men in short clothes suddenly surged out of thin air, all with weapons in their hands, and some were disguised, as if one of them had a large branch on his head, and the other was covered with vines, and what was even more exaggerated, There was even a person who crawled out from under the ground full of leaves next to him, just like the resurrection of zombies in the notebook. If there hadn't been so many big living people standing around, Li Laosan really wanted to learn from a woman to close her eyes and twist her head, and simply fainted.

"Little Five Girl." A burly man with a beard came out with a machete, nodded to the little girl, and looked up and down at Li Laosan in a blink of an eye. His feet trembled and almost fell to the ground.

It turned out that there were so many people in ambush around here. No wonder the little girl didn't worry at all from the beginning. She dared to have such a strong defense to play with him... Thinking that she had just threatened to rob others, the cold sweat couldn't help falling down her forehead, and her hands were red. The rusty knife fell to the ground with a bang, and the whole person collapsed.

It's over, it's really over.

Li Laosan sat on his knees on the ground with his head down and thought desperately: Dad, mother, the child is unfilial, wife, I'm sorry, I'll trouble you to take care of our child alone in the future...

"Morning, Da Biao, why are you here today? What about the two tigers?" Glancing at Li Laosan, who fell softly on the ground, Shan Xiaowu, a woman in green, grabbed the reins and turned down to the ground. She walked carelessly and patted Da Biao's raised muscles with her hand and asked, and greeted the others one by one with a smile. Seeing her own person obviously made her very happy.

"It's all guarding at the front intersection. There are fat sheep today. The owner of the village ordered his brothers to make an ambush early in the morning." Da Biao pointed to the front and explained.

"So that's it. No wonder I said it. Why is it so quiet on the roadside today? No one came out to say hello after walking for so long." She thought that the old nest had been taken care of, and she was more or less worried about everyone.

"I haven't seen you for a month. My brothers all miss the girl very much. Unfortunately, I have something to do now, otherwise I have to have a good drink with you." Da Biao remembered that every time the little five girls came, the village owner would always be very generous, and he couldn't help but feel happy. It seems that there will be more dishes tonight.

"Haha, that's for sure. Tonight, I will let my godfather take out his fifteen-year-old rice wine. Let's have fun." Shan Xiaowu patted his chest and made a generous promise, which aroused cheers.

"But since there is a fat sheep coming to my door, how can I miss such a wonderful moment? Let's wait for the drinking. Let's watch the fun now." He turned around and pulled the little donkey. Shan Xiaowu crossed Da Biao happily and waved to the others, "Let's go, everyone, let's watch the fun."

"All the time!" Naturally, the others responded a lot. They happily carried the weapon in their hands on their shoulders and automatically scattered around the ingot girl for protection. One of them took the little donkey black man over, took out half of the carrot from his pocket, tied it with a rope and hung it in front of it, and coaxed its butt. Go up.

Their task today is to be responsible for picking up people here. Now that they have received it, of course, they can finish work and go home early. Maybe today, the village owner can have two taels of silver dividends to help the family. Hey hey, I feel happy when I think about it.

The brother, who was covered with rattan, couldn't help grinning and gently blowing his two fingers on his lips. The pleasant cuckoo barked. On the other side, the one who had just thrown away the big branch on his head also turned his head and returned a few crisp cicadas. It's like chatting.

"Da Biao, go quickly. Maybe you can help your godfather carry things later." Even if he had listened to it many times since he was a child, he still felt that he would never get tired of hearing it. Shan Xiaowu shook his head to listen to the performance of the two, and turned around and waved to the burly Da Biao with a smile.

"Here we go! But this guy..." Da Biao glanced at Li Laosan, who was grabbed by others, with his eyes. "Girl, what do you think you want to do?"

They dare to rob the territory of their Heifengzhai, and it was the goddaughter of their owner who robbed them. The most popular little five girls in the whole village were simply hanging from the birthday star - they were tired of living.

"Oh... this uncle..." Shan Xiaowu turned his head and looked at Li Laosan with a pale face. After thinking about it, he said to Da Biao, "I don't think this uncle looks like a bad guy. If it weren't because he had no choice, he wouldn't have done this kind of thing."

Li Laosan nodded violently, saying that he really didn't mean to rob the robbers in front of the road. He was also forced and helpless!

"That girl means..." Da Biao took the words and compared Li Laosan with the tip of his knife. "Just let him go like this?"

Shan Xiaowu nodded and said, "Let it go, give him another ten taels of silver, and let him live a good life." With that, he turned to Li Laosan, who collapsed to the ground, and solemnly said, "Uncle, let's forget about today's affairs, but you won't be so lucky in the future. You can take these ten taels of silver, do business, buy some food, and live an honest life. Don't do this kind of roadblocking and robbery, okay? "

"Yes, I know, I know!" Originally, he thought that there would be no whole body dead this time, but he didn't expect to hear such a result. Li Laosan was stunned for a long time. It was not until a naked silver man was put in his hand that he suddenly woke up. Seeing that several people had already left, he choked and kowtowed a few times in the direction of several people's departure. "Thank you, living Bodhisattva, thank you. Living Bodhisattva, today's great kindness and virtue, Li Laosan, must always be remembered in my heart. In the future, I will definitely change my mind and never do this kind of thing from now on. Thank you, Living Bodhisattva..."

When the figures of more than a dozen people disappeared, Li Laosan wiped away his tears, carefully put the silver naked in the mezzanine of his clothes, dug a hole in the rusty knife, sprinkled some leaves on it, stepped on it, and then picked up a thick branch with two fingers, and slowly limped down the mountain. Go away.