Chapter 76 Catching Ducks to Marry

Early the next morning, when the sky was still bright, she was used to shallow sleep and placed Shan Xiaowu, and put two more ice cubes in the room to cool down, so she left her room calmly.

When Yaoxiang went to call Shan Xiaowu with water, she was lying on her back and sleeping. The collar of her clothes was open, revealing the goose-yellow belly pocket that was tilted to one side, and even the quilt was kicked to the ground by her.

The two maidservant looked at each other and suddenly smiled ambiguously at each other.

After breakfast, Shan Xiaowu, who had nothing to do, first went to the Huxin Pavilion to make fun of Langxie, or read a book, and then let Yaoxiang Qiqiao take her to walk around the places she had never been to in Xiaoyao Villa - but in view of the fact that she was almost strangled to death by Shuiying yesterday, now she doesn't have the courage to run around, and only dares to be more people or Stay in a familiar place.

Lunch was eaten in the Huxin Pavilion. It happened that the thunder passed by. Shan Xiaowu called him over to eat together - originally she wanted Yaoxiang to invite him to come over, but she heard that he was usually not in the village at this time, so she gave up the idea.

It's hot, but Shan Xiaowu's appetite has not decreased at all. Since she taught the kitchen to make cucumbers and salad, these two things have appeared on the table.

It's appetizing and delicious. With these two dishes alone, you can eat two large bowls of rice - more porridge, at least three bowls.

People in Xiaoyao Villa also love these dishes. Yaoxiang and Qiqiao follow Shan Xiaowu, and their eating habits and eating habits have become more and more like her.

As soon as the sauce cucumber and cold belly shreds came up, Benlei swept more than half of it like a starving ghost. If it hadn't been for Yaoxiang to save a copy for her in advance, it was estimated that Shan Xiaowu would not be able to eat anything at this time. In view of this, Benlei was so calm that he swept the remaining half into his stomach, and even smashed it after eating it. Smash it and stare straight at her bowl. Shan Xiaowu is really angry and funny.

Fortunately, Shan Xiaowu has made some and saved them by himself, and now he can take it out and eat it.

"Miss Shan, you really know a lot of delicious food. Whoever marries you will be blessed in the future." Ben Lei stuffed cold vegetables into his mouth while eating rice.

Shan Xiaowu raised his eyebrows. Before he could make a sound, Yao Xiang laughed and said first, "Lord Benlei Hall, you are really confused. This is our wife. Who else dares to rob people from our landlord?"

"Yes, yes!" Ben Lei patted his forehead and laughed, "Look at me, I've forgotten this. Miss Shan is now our owner's wife. Blessed with that guy."

"Let's eat." Shan Xiaowu looked at the thunder and played tricks with a smile. He knocked on the table with his chopsticks and greeted Lang Xie in the water to come out to eat.

Lang Xie was so comfortable in the water that he didn't want to get up. Shan Xiaowu asked Yao Xiang to take a pear and throw it high. Lang Xie really jumped up excitedly in the water, took the pear into his mouth, and shook his head like a treasure to Shan Xiaowu.

Shan Xiaowu immediately applauded it. Seeing this, Ben Lei poked his head out and muttered, "Is this really a dragon... Why is it so like a dog..."

Lang Xie's ears were very smart. As soon as Ben Lei said this, he immediately turned around unhappily and buried his head in the water, revealing only a tail on the water.

Just when everyone didn't know why, Lang Xie's tail suddenly became about half a meter thick, and then slapped it on the surface of the water, raising a splash of more than two meters high. The thunder could not dodge, and his whole body was thoroughly drenched.

"..." At the other end of the chopsticks in his hand, there was a piece of cold melon that was about to be sent to his mouth. When he was splashed with water, Ben Lei opened his mouth so wide and froze in place, and then he clicked, and even the wet cucumber could not stand the weight and fell to the ground.

Shan Xiaowu and Yaoxiang Qiqiao smiled irrepressible on the spot. Seeing the success of the prank, Lang Xie also lay on the water with the pear in his arms and waved his fin-shaped limbs happily.

"...It's not bad to take a cold shower on a hot day," after a while, Ben Lei came to his senses. He helplessly threw away the chopsticks in his hand and wiped off the water on his face with his hand. "For good, the food is not wet, otherwise I will have to beat that guy."

Lang Xie shouted dissatisfiedly in the water. When Shan Xiaowu saw it, he wanted to splash water with a dragon, and quickly stopped it, so that they would not even be able to eat later.

"Aren't you going to change your clothes?"

Shan Xiaowu looked at the thunder with dripping water all over his body and saw that the water on his hair had been flowing to his face. He knew that he would not use his handkerchief, so he could only signal Yaoxiang to borrow him to wipe it first.

"There is no need to change the hot weather. It will dry naturally later."

Ben Lei took Yaoxiang's handkerchief, wiped his face randomly, and wiped almost all the water. Then he threw the wrinkled handkerchief on the table and nodded to Yaoxiang, "I'll buy another one for you next time."

Yaoxiang waved his hand and said no.

At this time, another servants brought a new dish. Shan Xiaowu looked at it and saw that it was steamed lake fish. It seemed obvious that they caught it when they were playing barbecue last time. Unexpectedly, they could still stay until now. I have to say that the people in the kitchen are very good at raising fish.

He reached out and picked up a piece of fish with his chopsticks. Before he put it in his mouth, he smelled fish and dirt at the end of his nose. He was stunned for a moment, almost reflexively, and his stomach suddenly began to turn up.

Ben Lei looked at her green face and was about to ask her what had happened. Unexpectedly, Shan Xiaowu suddenly threw away his chopsticks, covered his mouth and ran outside the corridor as if fleeing, holding the pillar and spitting in the flowering dark.

Yaoxiang and Qiqiao looked at each other in consterspect and hurriedly followed. Yaoxiang was even more anxious to help Shan Xiaowu pat him on the back, "Madam, madam, don't scare Yaoxiang, madam, what's wrong with you?"

Shan Xiaowu pressed his stomach with his hand and was about to answer. He suddenly saw his vomit, and his stomach churned again, and then spit out again.

"I'll go find Grandma Qi."

Qiqiao stuffed the tea that was supposed to rinse Shan Xiaowu's mouth into Yaoxiang's hand. He picked up the skirt and was about to run to find someone. He was caught by Shan Xiaowu, "No...no."

"Madam!" Yaoxiang and Qiqiao spoke anxiously at the same time.

"Single girl, are you all right?" Ben Lei followed her and didn't know what to do. He could only ask loudly from afar, "Is the fish just now not to your taste?"

"...it's okay."

Shan Xiaowu, who had already vomited, could not even spit out sour water, waved his hand, bowed his waist and pressed his stomach, and let Yaoxiang and Qiqiao help him back to the lake pavilion.

Ben Lei poured a whole cup of tea and put it in front of her. Shan Xiaowu looked at it with red eyes, and still picked it up and took a sip.

I just vomited for a round, and now the whole small five stomach bags are empty, and the warm tea immediately relieves the ** feeling in my stomach.

As soon as she turned her face and saw the fish on the table, her face began to be intertwined, as if she had been poisoned and hung up. Ben Lei hurriedly motioned Qiqiao to take the fish away, and Shan Xiaowu's face was a little better.

Lang Xie jumped up from the lake, hung air-dried beads of water on the railing, and then jumped into Shan Xiaowu's arms worriedly, looking up and rubbing her face with her long mouth.

"Madam, don't you really want to go to Grandma Qi to have a look?" Qiqiao took out his handkerchief and carefully wiped off the sweat on Shan Xiaowu's forehead. Seeing that her lips were white, she couldn't help thinking of Grandma Qi.

Shan Xiaowu took a deep breath and shook his head by pressing his stomach. "It's okay. It's just that my stomach is a little uncomfortable. Just take a break."

"It's windy here. Why don't you go back to your room and have a rest?"

Yaoxiang helped Shan Xiaowu and suggested, and Ben Lei also nodded, "Indeed, if you don't feel well, it's better to go back and have a rest."

"Well, let's go back first." Shan Xiaowu thought for a moment and felt that his stomach was still uncomfortable, so he agreed, and then said to Ben Lei apologetically, "Ben Lei, I don't think you can have this meal today. I'll treat you to cook delicious food next time."

"Oh, how can you be embarrassed..." Ben Lei immediately smiled when he heard the words, but he still pretended to refuse.

" Come on, I don't know you yet." A helpless smile appeared on Shan Xiaowu's pale face and moved Lang Xie in her arms to Qiqiao's arms. She walked out slowly with the help of Yao Xiang, "Let's go."

"Have a good rest."

Ben Lei waved his hand hard at the backs of several people who left, and then looked thoughtfully at Shan Xiaowu's hand pressing his stomach, thinking of the dead life she had just vomited, and then contacted the words circulating among people about whether to spend the night in Shan Xiaowu's room, his eyes suddenly lit up as if thinking of something.

It seems that there is something else that can annoy those old men, haha!

The body was full of gossip, and Ben Lei didn't care about eating. He directly rubbed his hands and went out to chat with the seven elders.

In the evening, Guibuli returned to Zhuangzi and went to have dinner with Shan Xiaowu as usual. Hearing Yaoxiang say that she was not feeling well and sleeping, she went to the inner room to sit with her, and then pressed the corner for her and went back to the study alone.

Shan Xiaowu slept until noon the next day. Yaoxiang and Qiqiao were not in the room. She got up and washed. She just changed her clothes and was ready to go out for a walk. As soon as she opened the door, her chin almost fell to the ground.

Red! There is dazzling red everywhere.

Under the eaves, the flowers, plants and trees at the door of the moon cave are covered with bright red silk, red like fire, and even stone tables and chairs are not let go. The lanterns in the corridor have also been changed to red, which is almost blind.

If he hadn't recognized the decorations in his room, Shan Xiaowu would have thought that he had slept in the wrong place last night.

"Yaoxiang, Qiqiao!" Shan Xiaowu covered his eyes with his hand to avoid being blinded. He shouted loudly, "Anyone can tell me what's going on?"

"Madam." Yaoxiang and Qiqiao came in side by side from the Yuedong door with a smile. Shan Xiaowu found that they had changed into peach-red clothes, and even the veil on their faces had been changed to festive red.

"Are you... evil?" This is the only explanation that Shan Xiaowu can think of.

"Madam, today is your happy day. Don't say such unlucky words." Yaoxiang smiled and came forward to hold Shan Xiaowu and took her into the room.

Qiqiao also smiled and followed them step by step. She held a set of big red rich and blooming dresses in her hand.

Shan Xiaowu was dumbfounded and let the two of them push into the room. The second monk couldn't figure it out, "What the hell are you talking about? My happy day? Are you kidding!"

"Don't be shy, madam," Yaoxiang pressed Shan Xiaowu on the chair, put down her tied messy hair, and took the comb to deftly straighten her long hair. "Today is the day for you to conclude a connection with the landlord. You should be happy."

Happy fart!

Did she travel through time after waking up?

Shan Xiaowu almost went crazy. Why didn't she remember that she had promised to marry and never leave? Even if there is, it is impossible to get married the next day after saying it today!

"Where are your owners? I want to see him!"

"It's almost noon now, and the owner is not in the village," Qiqiao put the dress in **. While ordering the people who followed her to carry in boxes of things tied with red silk, she turned around and smiled and said, "Madam, let's eat something first and have a rest, so as not to be hungry. Lord."

Shan Xiaowu put his head in his hands and looked at the box of things that he didn't know what it was that filled the whole room and the yard, and almost collapsed.

What horrible words did she just hear? Little master? Little-Little-Lord!

What the hell is that!

"Tell me clearly, what kind of young master? How can there be a young master!" Shan Xiaowu almost roared. Why did she turn upside down when she woke up? God, why don't you give people to sleep?

Last time I slept, I came here. This time I slept, and I was about to be married by a duck - what the hell is going on?

"Madam, don't be excited," Yaoxiang saw Shan Xiaowu stand up fiercely, and even his face twisted. He was afraid that she would hurt herself, so she hurried to protect her. "Grandma Qi said that it's a day. The little young master may still be unstable now, so the lady must keep calm, otherwise she will hurt the little young master. "

The young master... is still unstable...

"I'm going crazy..."

Shan Xiaowu squatted down with his head in his arms, God! When was she 'pregnant'? She didn't know it herself? She is still a big daughter. How can there be a little young master in her stomach?

Is this a new way to whole people?

Let her die!