Chapter 77 Oolong Proposal Group
"Madam."
Yaoxiang and Qiqiao looked at each other in con'ssinuity. I don't know what Shan Xiaowu is doing.
"Damn... What are these?" Looking at those who have occupied a complete box for their room and yard, Shan Xiaowu has a strong impulse to pinch his lap - is this a dream?
"These are all the betrothal gifts prepared by the elders," Qiqiao took the gift and explained, "Because the elders said that the time was tight, they were afraid that they would not be able to preside over the marriage for the owner, so they saved time to do Nacai, Xiangming, Naji, Naxu, invitation and welcome together to save time."
"..."
This is really 'marrying' on the duck.
Although she has never been married, at least she knows the basic procedures of ancient weddings - what tricks are the seven orangutans playing? All the six gifts were put together at once. Is it so urgent to use them?
"Hey, people over there, be careful. Don't touch anything. There are fragile East China Sea blood corals and Ulan Cuipei inside."
Qiqiao used a brush to write back and forth on the gift list, and kept looking at the other side. He smiled blindly and thought that she was marrying her daughter without knowing it.
Just when Shan Xiaowu was sweating coldly, those betrothal gifts had been lined up outside the yard in an instant.
What's more exaggerated is that there are still two servants who hold no less than 16 strange ducks with big red bow ties (later Shan Xiaowu knew that it was a wild goose) and swaggered all the way in, as if they were attentively serving her.
Qiqiao saw that Shan Xiaowu's eyes were straight, so he explained with due diligence, "This is on behalf of the owner to accept you from your wife."
"...let me die."
Later, Gui will finally return to Xiaoyao Villa in advance after receiving a vague request from the seven elders.
When Shan Xiaowu got the news, he cried bitterly at the first time. He left a room with a betrothal gift and tripped with his skirt and went out to find someone.
Yaoxiang and Qiqiao followed her and shouted anxiously, "Madam, run slowly, be careful of the young master..."
Damn little master!
"Thank God you're finally back!"
Seeing the figure that can't leave at the door, Shan Xiaowu immediately bumped into his arms with tears at the speed of 100 meters, grabbed his hand and choked, "I've been waiting for you."
Gui I stretched out my hand to wipe off the tears from the corners of her eyes and asked with a little surprise, "What happened?"
Shan Xiaowu looked up at him, doubtful and gratified, "Don't you know?"
He looked blankly at Yaoxiang and Qiqiao, who ran behind Shan Xiaowu, and then looked down at her, "What do you know?"
"You and I, we are going to get married, and it's today!" Speaking of this, Shan Xiaowu couldn't help raising his tone excitedly, "What the hell is going on?"
"Ming?" I'm really surprised that the two swords are high-browed.
"It's marriage!" Shan Xiaowu nodded stressed, and then complained, "I thought it was your idea. You don't know how surprised I was to hear this today."
He touched Xiaowu's head and didn't say anything.
"Master."
At this time, Yaoxiang and Qiqiao also rushed over, and the two of them made a salute when they were far away.
"Who asked you to do this?" He looked around and put a fiery red Xiaoyao Villa into his eyes, and his dark eyes were cold.
Yaoxiang and Qiqiao shrank at the same time. The two looked at each other, and then Yao Xiang replied, "It was the seven elders who asked us to prepare the wedding, because... Because the elders said that they could not let the future young master be nameless, so..."
"There is no young master at all!" Shan Xiaowu couldn't help jumping out and complaining, "Who the hell is spreading rumors?" Do I have a child myself? Don't I know?
"Young master, huh?"
Gui will raise his eyebrows and look at Shan Xiaowu unexpectedly.
Shan Xiaowu looked at him for a while, jumped up like eating dynamite, and pointed at him with one hand, with a ferocious face, "What are you looking at? I haven't done anything to you. How can there be a child!"
Oh, there's nothing like that...
Yaoxiang and a group of servants who arrived coincidentally covered their mouths and ate and laughed. After Shan Xiaowu roared, he realized that he blushed.
Seeing a bunch of people looking at her smiling ambiguously, a woman couldn't wait to dig a hole on the ground and bury herself. She hid beside him and pulled his clothes and blushed, "In a word... I'm not pregnant, don't guess."
The darker it is, the darker it is.
... Why does this stupid girl look so stupid when she encounters an emergency?
With an inaudible sigh, he sighed about his future fate, and then ordered with an expressionless face, "Call the Seven Elders and Grandma Qi over."
After saying that, he took Shan Xiaowu's hand and took her to the lake pavilion.
I don't know who answered in the crowd, and several little men happily ran away from the crowd to call people.
The others looked at each other for a long time, and finally decided to watch the fun together.
Not long after the two sat down in the Huxin Pavilion, soon, the seven elders and Grandma Qi rushed over.
Ben Lei and Zhan Yue, and the shy and fat young man who hollowed out the rocks with a pair of meat hands last time, the three of them also followed with the intention of no matter where they were lively.
I couldn't help but see all the people. I didn't say anything. I just asked Grandma Qi to help Shan Xiaowu's pulse first.
"Grandma Qi, how's it going?" Shan Xiaowu looked at Grandma Qi and asked anxiously, "I'm not pregnant, am I?"
Grandma Qi glanced at her, withdrew her hand, and announced to everyone in a hoarse voice, "It's really not a happy pulse."
Shan Xiaowu breathed a sigh of relief.
Except for sitting leisurely, everyone else is very sorry.
After looking forward to it for so long, their little master turned out to be not even a little tadpole.
"Bad boy!" The seven elders are determined to stare angrily together.
The latter laughed and rubbed against Grandma Qi, "Grandmother Qi, this is impossible. Did you diagnose the wrong pulse? Why don't you take a look again?"
Grandma Qi snorted coldly, "My old lady said no. Are you a doctor or am I a doctor?"
Ben Lei smiled with him, "Of course you are old."
Looking at Ben Lei's salivated face and begging Grandma Qi to see her again, Shan Xiaowu knew that the appearance of rumors must have something to do with this guy.
It's angry and funny now, "Ben Lei, how on earth do you tell that I'm pregnant?"
He didn't help her check her pulse.
Ben Lei, who was named, looked up and saw that it was Shan Xiaowu, and immediately felt guilty. "Girl Shan, weren't you afraid of fishy smell before? I vomited when I smelled fish. I've seen the same as you. It's like this when Zhanyue's wife is pregnant with a small winter melon. She vomits as soon as she sees the fish.
Zhan Yue, who was watching the lively, touched her chin and replied, "It seems to be true..."
Shan Xiaowu sighed and explained, "The mother of the little winter melon is pregnant and may vomit when she smells the fishy smell. As for why I vomit when I see the fish, it's because I ate too much jam and crushed ice the night before yesterday, and my stomach is uncomfortable."
"How could it be like this..." Benrenne defended, "But didn't he spend the night in your room before he left?"
Shan Xiaowu stared at him, "Can't we chat with quilts?"
The thunder is gone, "Yes..."
"And it's only the day before yesterday if you don't leave my room. If something really happens between us, how can we have the symptoms of pregnancy the next day?" Pig's head!
Benlei drooped his head like frosted eggplant and muttered, "More than once. Didn't you say it two months ago? I've been to your house before, and you slept together..."
"We slept together."
Shan Xiaowu nodded, and the scene immediately made an uproar. When the seven elders heard this topic, they were a little unnatural and turned red - of course, except for Elder Tianxuan, who was born with a public face.
Gui Buli put down the teacup and looked at Shan Xiaowu beside him and raised his eyebrows. His thin lips were slightly hooked, and there was a smile in his dark eyes.
"Ha, I'll tell you!" It is rare for Shan Xiaowu to admit that Ben Lei's excited high-five, "Two months ago, that should have been the right day, so my speculation is still right."
"Wrong! It's simply ridiculously wrong." Shan Xiaowu complained rudely, "I haven't finished my words yet. What do you have to show off?"
"At that time, we only met once or twice, and we were not familiar with each other. What's more, at that time, he broke into my room like a bandit and occupied my bathtub for hot water, and his attitude was quite bad. It was too late for me to be angry. How could something happen to him?" Shan Xiaowu paused for a moment and took a sip of tea to moisten his throat. He continued, "But I did see that he didn't look like an inch."
After another sip of tea, Shan Xiaowu sighed in his heart: She was crazy to talk about whether she had sex OOXX in front of a large group of people - it's really weird.
As soon as Shan Xiaowu said this, there was a neat sound outside the Huxin Pavilion again, and some people even boldly blew a whistle that would turn around. Shan Xiaowu thought he was a new human in the 21st century, so he just blushed and was not uncomfortable, but he coughed, as if he had been accidentally choked by the tea.
Only the thunder face is as earthy.
"So... you haven't had a room yet?" This is the question of the Elder of Heaven.
Sand Xiaowu hesitated, "Does it count to sleep in the same bed and just chat with a quilt?"
"..."
The seven elders stared at the originator again.
Ben Lei shrank his neck and shrank to one side.
"That's the truth of the matter. Has everyone figured it out?" Shan Xiaowu stood up and faced the seven elders, "Since I don't have children in my stomach, you don't have to worry about the so-called young master's nameless. Therefore, in my opinion, this wedding can also be cancelled. What do you think?"
The crowd calmed down, and everyone's eyes turned to the seven elders, and the seven elders chatty for a long time and looked at them silently.
"Do as she says."
On this point, Xiaowu has a unified opinion - even if he wants to get married, he also wants to give her a grand wedding, instead of a hasty and aggrieved her as if she were fleeing.
"Listen to me first," although you know that you are at a loss, Ben Lei still refuses to give up. "Anyway, the wedding is almost ready. I don't think you two hate each other, and the single girl has seen our owner's body. Anyway, sooner or later, we will marry him. Isn't it necessary to get married early and get married late? Why don't you just take this opportunity to get it done? It can save a lot of trouble, can't it?
Gui Boli raised her eyebrows when she heard the words, but didn't say anything. She just looked at Shan Xiaowu with heavy eyes. She was so embarrassed that she couldn't speak for a moment.
The two sat speechlessly, and a circle of people surrounded the two of them with such interest. Shan Xiaowu dared to swear that this was definitely the most embarrassing moment in her life.
Aunt Benlei knew that there was a play when she saw the situation, so she jumped out enthusiastically and continued to encourage, "Girl Shan, look, we have done this thing, and we don't lack anything. Besides, our master Zhuang is tall, powerful and has a rich family background, which can definitely guarantee that you will live a comfortable life every day in the future!"
Sand Xiaowu Jiong, why didn't you see that Ben Lei had the ability to be a matchmaker before?
"I..."
Before he finished speaking, he was immediately mercilessly cut off by the energetic thunder. "Although there is no young master yet, as long as you work hard with the two people, I believe it will happen soon. And our Xiaoyao Villa hasn't been so lively for a long time. Do you have the heart to make everyone happy for nothing? Are you right?" The last sentence is said to the people in a circle outside.
"Yes, yes!" Immediately, many people nodded and agreed, and then raised their voices and coaxed, "Miss Shan, marry our landlord, marry our landlord!"
Ben Lei turned around elegantly, winked at Shan Xiaowu, and said with a smile, "Miss Shan, what are you hesitating about? Hurry up and agree."
Everyone (eback): Agree, agree, agree...
I have to say that Ben Lei is still a little eloquence. He made Shan Xiaowu feel guilty and moved. "But my parents..."
"Don't worry about this single girl," Ben Lei waved his hand and said, "The elders have sent someone to inform the two elders of their in-laws. When the wedding is over, we will send someone to send the bride price to your home and invite the two in-laws and two uncles to come."
Single Small Five: ...
What else can she say?
After thinking about it, Shan Xiaowu still subconsciously leaned against him and asked him in a low voice, "Well, if I agree, will you marry me?"
With a warm smile in his eyes, he reached out to smooth her messy hair and whispered, "If you marry, I will marry."
"Really?" Shan Xiaowu's eyes lit up. Is this a marriage proposal?
I had to sigh helplessly, "I never lie."
"What are you waiting for!" Shan Xiaowu stood up fiercely and patted the table hard. He patted his chest and shouted loudly, "Comrades, get ready! I'm married!"
There were warm cheers in the crowd.