Chapter 2: Open Qu Yuan

"Since Lao Wang has made it clear to you, let's go and cut our hair now. Don't prevaricate with the words of your parents. This doesn't work for me!" I count the ups and downs in a chic way.

How can that feeling be so cool? Imagine who in the world dares to talk to our patriotic poet Qu Yuan like this?

Qu Yuan didn't say anything. It's beautiful in my heart.

"I'll put it away for you first, and I'll pay you back when you use it!" I said with a smile and went to get the antique clothes that the thin man took off.

"Wait, leave me the sachet and vanilla!" Qu Yuan's eyes were about to stare out.

I was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Brother Qu, it's easy to take this thing out to be eye-catching. I'll keep it for you!"

"No, I have to rely on this thing to get close to the lady!" Qu Yuan said in a serious way.

This almost thundered me on the spot. Shit, your boy came through to harm our girl.

I despised this boy with my eyes, and suddenly more than half of Qu Yuan's patriotic image in my heart suddenly went away. I dared that Qu Yuan was more flowery than Zhang San, and he was still a nude playboy.

"Hey, don't talk much after you go out. Ask me if you see anything you don't know, understand!" I stared at Qu Yuan in a tone that taught a three-year-old child.

"Know, know!"

"Give me that Xi word and speak in plain language, otherwise, otherwise I will throw your sachet into the toilet," I said angrily.

But Qu Yuan seemed to not understand, and his eyes were full of puzzlement.

"The toilet is what you call a hut!" I blew my beard and stared.

It turned out that this trick was very effective. Qu Yuan hid the sachet in his hand behind him and said with a smile, "Brother, I know it!"

Why does this sound so smoothly?

In order to hide people's eyes and ears, I specially bounced Qu Yuan's half-meter-long hair into a roll, then inserted it for him with a chopstick in the dormitory, and then gave them a hat for military training when we first started school.

This look is the same as the devils entering the village on TV. I wanted to laugh, but I didn't laugh.

"Qu Yuan, you will follow me later. You have to know how to walk!" I don't want this explosive news to spread in the North Courtyard. If it is searched by human flesh, how can I fool around here in the future?

The most important thing is that I am still single now.

Before I left the dormitory, I suddenly remembered something and hurriedly turned to Qu Yuan and said, "Qu Yuan, don't you still have a name named Qu Ping? Don't use the name Qu Yuan in the future!"

"When did I say my name is Qu Yuan? This is my word, and Ping is my name!" Qu Yuan even stared at me.

If his name hadn't been too popular, I wouldn't have bothered to say him. After all, few people know Qu's original name!

I knew how frightened this ancient man was when he came out of the dormitory building.

I'm afraid of this phenomenon, and my steps are very fast.

But when I looked back again, I found that the thin man had lost his shadow.

I glanced at it and saw that the thin and thin Qu was actually following several girls as a scout.

I pulled the thin man back after three steps and two steps.

"You have forgotten what I just said to you!" With that, I rolled up my sleeves to reveal my poor biceps.

"Third brother, why don't you women wear clothes?" Qu Shouzi said with a pale face.

I was dizzy. It was not until then that I suddenly realized that the girls just now were wearing grid stockings.

My mind suddenly went blank.

"Third brother, it's better for you. When I jumped into the Miluo River, there were so many women on the bridge, and none of them dressed like this. If there were, maybe I wouldn't have thrown myself into the river!"

I really admire this thin man's obscene thoughts.

Fortunately, it's not completely summer yet. If in summer, when the girls in our school wear super shorts, the skinny man will definitely have to live in the bureau.

(He dared to fall into the river when he was trapped by love, which made our generation regard him as a patriot. However, on behalf of the people of the whole country, I have to thank this thin man. If he hadn't thrown himself into the river, the country would not have made the Dragon Boat Festival a legal holiday now.)

It was a ten-year-old girl who cut the hair of the thin man. Although the girl was very ordinary, she was very fashionable. Lace mesh socks, high heels, and the long eyelashes really satisfied the rippling heart of the thin man.

I'm speechless. I didn't expect that this thin man's aesthetic is so different from now.

"Handsome man, what brand of perfume do you use? Why is it so unique?" The girl took a deep breath and asked.

"Sister, this guy is an art man. The fragrance is probably left by paint. You'd better cut his hair quickly!" I said in a hurry.

Once the half-meter-long hair of this thin man is removed, not to mention that it is really beautiful, just like Huang Xiaoming.

"Damn, why is he better than me!" I can't help but become jealous.

Out of the school barbershop, Qu Shouzi hurriedly stared at me and asked, "Brother, why is the man in the tall and bright thing just now so familiar? Is there an assassin in it? And the woman's figure also appeared in it. What the hell is going on?

I can't help but remember that they used bronze mirrors in the Warring States period. I guess this thin man didn't know what he really looked like until now.

I looked at the surprised and thin man and said, "That's the mirror. That man is your own. How about it? Does it feel different from the effect you shined with the bronze mirror in those years?"

"That's me, that's really me..." Qu thin man couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"Qu thin man, let me tell you, if you are thinking about the girls in our school, I won't serve you!" I deliberately put my face up, which is probably similar to Zhang Fei.

"Don't, let's talk about it. Third brother, what are you doing!" The thin man's attitude suddenly became respectful.

It seems that this thin man's personality has changed a lot. If it hadn't been for his stubbornness to anger Jin Shang, he would not have been alienated by King Chu Huai.

I thought so in my heart and couldn't help but be happy.

Sure enough, when Qu Skinny met the beauty of our school's silk stockings again, he changed his direct vision to squint and almost fell to the ground.

It makes me happy.

Originally, I wanted to take him to visit the campus. Although our east campus is not very big, I still nipped this idea in the bud.

"Qu Shouzi, come with me to the Times Square opposite!" I said arrogantly.

"Okay, okay!" The thin and thin man is very obedient.

Times Square is opposite our east campus. To put it bluntly, there is a road across the road. Many young couples in the school rent houses there and live a happy two-person life.

As soon as he got out of the school gate, his legs began to tremble.

"Qu Shouzi, you won't get sick, will you?" I asked puzzledly.

"So, what kind of monster is that? Why is it so greedy that it eats so many people at once!" Qu thin man pointed to the face of panic in the distance.

Looking in the direction of the thin man's finger, I understood why he had such a big reaction.

He dared to regard the No. 33 bus parked at the school gate as a thousand-year-old demon. I went there. No wonder he was so afraid.

"Qu Shouzi, that's a bus, which is the same nature as the carriage of your period!" I hurriedly explained.

"Well, how can it speak!" Qu Shouzi was obviously scared out of his wits in the State of Chu, and now he is like this.

"Oh, that's the sound of Hala!" I try my best to control my emotions and not get angry.

The thin man looked at my angry face and said nothing more, but followed me like a chicken.

When I walked to the side of the road, the skinny man abnormally pulled my right hand with both hands, which was clearly seen by all the girls next to him.

"It's over. People must think that I have something to do with this white-faced crooked and thin man. God, please help me quickly. I, Zhang San, am not interested in men at all!" Thinking about all this, I hurriedly covered my face with my left hand and kept muttering, "I'm not Zhang San, I'm not Zhang San. You are the wrong person!"

I didn't know until later that the fat man was scared by the cars coming and going.

"Lao Wang, Lao Wang, why don't you tell them the situation here?" I can't help complaining about the old king.

It cost 2,000 yuan. I rented a three-bedroom apartment opposite Times Square, No. 110, Unit 1 on the first floor.

Looking at the house number, I was happy. With this house number, the thief would definitely not dare to come.

Because I no longer had to live in the eight-person dormitory, my mood suddenly went straight to the sky. While I was happy, I immediately introduced everything in the room to Qu Shouzi.

Sitting on the sofa, I crossed my legs and hummed the national anthem. What a joy.

Soon, Qu Shouzi became interested in TV.

I couldn't help but be shocked. It turned out that the city was full of golden armor, and it had not been deleted.

I said why this thin man's eyes were full of sparks, and he was still watching behind the TV. What I couldn't stand most was that this boy almost ruined the TV like a brick.

"Third brother, where's the girl?" The thin man asked me puzzledly.

I stared at him and shouted, "There is no one in it. They are all fake. Do you understand the fake? You fool!"

In fact, I thought, if you really can't hold back, you can solve it with your left hand, and I won't laugh at you.

By my roar, the thin man was much more honest and dared not shoot TV. He sat on the sofa like a little clay figurine.

I hurriedly changed the stage for Qu Shouzi, and the article played the naked marriage.

I don't care whether he understands or not, and then hides the remote control.