Huadu Jumei

Chapter 110 On Size in the Most Manly Way

After a few minutes of contact, Long Jinhuan also understands the character of Qian Long and Kang Xi. They are all guys who can speak well and brag and fart. When they are shameless, Long Jinhuan is ashamed and ashamed!

However, Long Jinhuan is better when he is strong. He really hasn't lost anyone than shameless Long Jinhuan. Before he said a few words, Long Jinhuan began to play tricks on them.

"Oh, I remember one thing. The fat man didn't introduce you two before."

"Happy, why are you shocked? What's the important thing you have to say? Lao Qian and I are not gossipy people, and I'm not too interested in your affairs!" Kang Xi said while playing the game.

Unexpectedly, this guy's tone changed and said shamelessly again, "However, it's okay to listen to it. After all, life is so monotonous. What are you unhappy about? Telling it to make us all happy is also an adjustment of life!"

Damn, I haven't made fun of him yet. He played tricks on me first. It seems that I won't tell you. You don't know that I'm also a "shameless person"!

"Oh, in fact, it's nothing. I want to say that I used to have a more personalized nickname to let you know me better." Long Jinhuan pretended to be nothing, but in fact, he had begun to set a trap.

Perhaps Long Jinhuan's words aroused Qian Long's interest. He cheered up and asked, "What's your nickname?" I used to like to call others nicknames. It's easy to remember and fun!"

Hey hey, is it fun? The fun is still waiting for you! Long Jinhuan showed a bad smile, but it was relatively hidden and did not let the two of them find out.

"Speaking of this nickname, I still like it more, and it suits me very well! Well, I used to prefer yellow color, and I have practiced two-handed Tai Chi, so my friends gave me a very awesome nickname - Huang Tai Chi! Oh, it's really domineering! Hey hey•••”

After Long Jinhuan finished speaking, he looked at the two people who suddenly looked fierce, and felt much more comfortable. He played with me shamelessly. I played you to death, and Long Jinhuan thought of it.

Wang Erpang, who had been listening to Long Jinhuan's words, took the lead in reacting and stretched out his thumb to Long Jinhuan and said, "Brother Huan is Brother Huan. Why didn't you think of it before? But Brother Huan, it's not too late for you to think of it now, hehe, their grandson and great-grandson are set!"

Long Jinhuan bowed his hand to Erpang and said, "I'm flattered, but I don't plan to be a grandpa." After saying that, he peeled a lollipop and put it in his mouth, sat on the chair with his arms in his arms, and pretended to hand two lollipops to the two people who were brewing anger. Seeing that they didn't want them, he quickly took them back, for fear that they would go back on regret!

The first person to speak was Qian Long. He had to open his mouth. Because he was so good at kung fu, his "generation" was reduced to several levels. It was no wonder that he was taken advantage of by Long Jinhuan! I only heard her gritted her teeth and said.

"Long Jinhuan, you must apologize for what happened just now, otherwise my big fist is not a vegetarian!" After saying that, Qian Long drew his fist, which was indeed the size of a sandbag, and threatened the dragon to be happy.

Of course, Long Jinhuan is a bird. He continues to shake his head with a lollipop, and even whistles in his mouth. It's really arrogant!

At this time, Kang Xi also scolded angrily, "It's not real to be happy with your ancestors! If you don't take advantage of it, apologize quickly, or I will repair you with the old money and give you a unique gift!"

Long Jinhuan also knew that the joke was too much. Seeing that the two of them really showed signs of rioting, he turned his face and quickly changed the topic and said, "Apologize? I have never done such a technical job! But don't worry, I can do something else to make up for my achievements. When I first entered the door, I seemed to vaguely hear what you were arguing about. Why don't you tell me about it? I'll staff to see if I can solve it perfectly for you. Do you think it's okay?

At this time, Wang Erpang, a peace veteran, stood up and spoke. In fact, he was exonerating for the joy of the dragon. Okay, okay, I think so. We are worried about this! Brother Huan, you are smart enough to come up with a perfect solution.

Seeing that Long Jinhuan suddenly mentioned what had happened before, Qian Kang and the two of them temporarily put down the idea of teaching Long Jinhuan a lesson. First, let's listen to whether he can come up with a way to convince each of them! If the proposal is not satisfactory to them, it is not too late to continue to abuse him!

Long Jin is happy to see that he has successfully diverted their attention, and also accepted it when he sees it's good. He asked Erpang what's going on. "It seems that you are in big trouble, but it's good luck. Brother Huan, I call myself 'smart and brave', and I will be able to solve your problems!" Long Jinhuan looked like I was the smartest fart in the world, which made several people vomit wildly, including Wang Erpang.

Wang Erpang didn't expect Long Jinhuan to become so brazen now, but Fortunately, his stomach was so big that he didn't spit it out in front of Long Jinhuan.

"Brother Huan came out and naturally solved it easily. In fact, it's not a big deal, that is, everyone in our dormitory is an elite, and everyone is a handsome hero, but this is a problem for us. According to our age, we don't accept anyone, and it is even more unfair according to our own strengths. Therefore, I hope Brother Huan can put forward a standard that everyone recognizes to exclude the old of our dormitory. Big, second, third, and the eldest brother are coming.

Damn, these guys are really shameless, that's all right! But since my dragon is happy, can this boss still run? If it's not my readers, they won't agree!

After listening to it, Long Jinhuan first looked at the three living treasures with an idiotic eyes, and then asked contemptuously, "Are you three still not men? I can't even find such a standard. It's a disgrace to our male compatriots! Let's talk about what standards you have said before?

Seeing that Long Jinhuan looked like a bamboo in his chest, the three thought that he must have come up with a very perfect way, so they did not investigate Long Jinhuan's words before doubting whether they were men!

It is still Wang Erpang's answer to Long Jinhuan's question, "We have mentioned before that there are more than height, weight, strength, running, high jump, how much to eat, typing speed, winning or losing of playing games, etc. In short, there are more than 50 ways, but we can't find a way to be satisfied."

After listening to it, Long Jinhuan shook his head. In fact, he had already scolded these people in his heart. Damn it, they really interpreted the boldness incisively and vividly. I was ashamed of myself. At a glance, I knew that these methods were based on their conscience and took their outstanding strengths as the standard. It was no wonder that they could satisfy them all! Unless the other two are fools plus two hundred and five.

Long Jinhuan pretended to be extremely admiring and said, "Today I have seen what it means to be thicker than a thick face, and a face is thicker than a face!" You can't tell the size even when you graduate from college! It seems that you can only listen to me."

Wang Erpang and the three immediately listened to the high opinions of the dragon with a shameless attitude.

"Listen, we men naturally use the most manly way in terms of size, but what is the most manly way? Here are a few standards for your reference.

"First of all, how many girls pick up, er! Look at you all looking like innocent little virgins. It seems that you have no love experience. It's okay not to say this!"

"The second is combat effectiveness. Hey hey, this combat effectiveness naturally does not refer to force. Everyone is smart, so I won't say it! However, since you don't have a girlfriend and it's not safe to look for wild people outside, this article has also been exposed.

"In addition, it is more handsome and handsome. Of course, everyone has different standards for beauty. It's like me. The three of you may be very handsome in the eyes of others, but I look quite handsome, so this is not feasible! And no matter who I let anyone see it, I must be a handsome pot. You must not be convinced, and naturally you can't count it!"

Long Jinhuan said the third article very narcissistically. In fact, he added this article temporarily, just to belittle the three of them and elevate himself.

However, Long Jinhuan looked at the three people who showed signs of rampage at the same time and quickly said the last one.

"The last one, hey hey, this one must work! That's farther than anyone! This is the most suitable method for us so far. I think even other men will recognize it. Brother, don't you think so?

After Long Jinhuan's last words, Wang Erpang, Qian Long and Kang Xi went up and held down Long Jinhuan and shouted, "Long Jinhuan, you are so talented!" After saying that, he punched and kicked Long Jinhuan in return for the revenge of Long Jinhuan's begling of their appearance!