Chapter 111 Bedroom Boss No. 1338

The reason why Long Jinhuan put forward such a creative standard is that he can't think of a more civilized way to determine the ranking by who pees! Instead, he felt that as long as this method was proposed, no one would refuse to accept it unless he thought he was not a man.

Hey hey, in fact, this is the general heart of men. You can scold him and beat him, but you can't say that he can't do it in some way. This is simply a great humiliation. No normal man is willing to accept it! Isn't there such a saying - men can't say no, and women can't say it casually!

However, if you study the method proposed by Long Jinhuan, it is actually unfair at all, because everyone's organs and tissues are different, plus how much water you drink before, the strength of urine, and the height also have an impact, which is a very bad method!

But there is nothing they can do, that is, they know that they will lose. Wang Erpang, Qian Long and Kang Xi must also shout against their conscience. In fact, they are extremely contemptuous of Long Jihuan in their hearts. It is simply humiliating to come up with such a vulgar bad idea!

Since everyone agrees with the method proposed by Long Jinhuan, it is natural to have a collective congratulation! So the four of them went to the public toilet together.

Well, who would have thought that many years later, the four brothers who dominated the world would use such a child's and indeffable way to calculate the size, otherwise they would leave a "good story" in the martial arts - dragon, money, Wang, Kang, toilet four knots!

The method is lascivious, but the result is gratifying. Of course, gratifying is for Long Jinhuan. He just urinated at the same time. By the way, he took the first place and sat on the boss of dormitory 1338! The process is comfortable, relaxed and pleasant!

But there are also depressed people, especially Qian Long, who is quite depressed. The ranking is the same as his disappointing brother - the second!

The second child is the second child. This is not the most aggrieved thing for him. The most painful thing is that he, Wang Erpang and Kang Xi have suffered a lot in order to fight for the eldest position!

It turned out that as soon as Qian Long and the three of them heard what Long Jinhuan said, they despised it in their hearts and thought of a way to deal with it. That is to drink water and keep drinking water! Therefore, on the way to the toilet, each of them bought more than a dozen bottles of drinks in the school supermarket. They kept drinking all the way. When they got to the toilet, they looked at their belly and competed with pregnant women who were pregnant for five or six months!

With sufficient inventory, the performance is naturally not bad. Even Kang Xi, a thin monkey, is 4 meters away from a urine, but it was soon surpassed by Wang Erpang's 4 and a half meters. After all, the fat man has an advantage on the starting line of organs! But without waiting for Wang Erpang to be happy, Qian Long, a practitioner, with a developed abdominal muscle squeeze, made a super high score of 5.30 meters! At that time, Qian Long was so bad! That look, I wish I could apply for the Guinness Record. Wang Erpang and Kang Xi couldn't help but want to beat him up!

But he hasn't been arrogant for a few seconds. Even if he doesn't open the plug-in, he is still a sure winner. He easily pees 6 meters away! After all, the body transformed by the martial soul war Tianxin, coupled with the cultivation of "Dragon Secret" to further strengthen the body, Long Jinhua's abdominal muscles are naturally more powerful. How can Qian Long't that muscular man compare!

Long Jinhuan looked at the three people who were listless when they came out of the toilet and comforted them hypocritically: "Second, third, fourth, what do you look like? Today is a happy day for our four brothers to get together. How nice it is to have a smiling face! Look at me, how affinity the smile is, how natural and charming it is, and the sunshine is upward!" After Long Jinhuan finished speaking, he grinned and smiled, but no matter how he looked at it, the smile was a little gloating!

Qian Long seemed to be very disgusted with the name of the second brother. He felt it was necessary to remind Long to have a good time. "Big boss, can you not call me the second brother? You call me Qian, Aaron and so on are naturally much more intimate than the second brother, which shows the deep affection between our brothers!"

"Oh, I know, second brother. I'll pay attention next time, second brother, I won't call again, second brother, what do you think? The second." Long Jinhuan said a few dicks in a row, but he didn't mean to change it.

Seeing that he could not change Long Jinhuan's call to him, Qian Long shouted with great sadness, "Oh, my God! Such a boss is really a tragedy in my life! This is the greatest pain in life!"

Kang Xi echoed, "Top!"

Wang Erpang is still righteous, and he speaks happily to the dragon. "In fact, the boss is quite righteous. You can realize it in the future. I can express this with my personality!"

However, Qian Long and Kang Xi obviously no longer believe Wang Erpang's words and look at him with contemptuous eyes, which means that your personality has always been worthless. It's strange to believe you!

Long Jinhuan said with emotion, "Alas! If you don't become a boss, you don't know how hard it is to be a boss! Being a little brother is sweet of being a little brother! Just go and have fun! However, in order to make up for your sad young hearts, I decided to go out to a five-star hotel at noon tomorrow and treat you to a big meal! If you don't want to go, you can squeak, and I won't reserve his seat!"

Qian Long and Kang Xi, who were already very depressed, were excited when they heard that Long Jinhuan was going to invite them to a big meal. They flattered and came with their mouth open. Qian Long looked at Long Jinhuan with extremely worshipful eyes and said.

"Big boss, your tall and powerful image is the image of being a boss at first glance. I believe that if you lead us, we will definitely achieve brilliant achievements. Billionaires are all insulting your ability, and ten billions are just the minimum, so I will definitely keep up with you and follow you! By the way, boss, which five-star hotel do you think we should go tomorrow? I'm not too familiar with Shoujing. I may not be able to find a place far away. How about going to the 'First Restaurant' closest to our Jinghua?

Kang Xi was also unwilling to show weakness and said, "Alas! What a shame. With the image and demeanor of the boss, I am full of a leader's demeanor. I had to compete with the boss before. I really regret it! If God gives me another chance to choose, I will definitely kneel down and worship at the moment I see the boss for the first time. I be beg you to be my boss! Oh! By the way, boss, the first restaurant is really good. I heard that their Australian lobsters are the most authentic, and some abalone, bird's nest and shark fin are all good. Shall we also order some? But don't drink too much. We are not very good at drinking. Just order a few bottles of XO, and save some money for the boss. It's just a little bit of our little brother!"

Made, how long are these two? They turn their faces too fast. In order to eat and drink, it's not a little shameful. Hey hey, but I like it. This is called true temperament!

Finally, it was Wang Erpang's turn. I only heard him say slowly, "I have always firmly supported the boss, and my belief has never wavered!" However, boss, can you give me more crystal elbows tomorrow for the sake of my loyalty? I prefer meat!"

Hey, Erpang is still the most honest. There is nothing expensive. For this deep friendship, I will give him more copies of whatever he says tomorrow.

In the face of Qian Long's flattery, Long was so happy that he didn't mean any embarrassment, and once again let the three of them see what is really thick-skinned! And there is nothing to say about the proposals of Qian Long and Kang Xi. These are all small money for Long Jinhuan. As long as the brothers are happy, it doesn't matter how much they spend!

"In view of your pertinent understanding and evaluation of me, I decided to take your advice and go to the first restaurant at noon tomorrow. You just need to keep your stomach and eat and drink as much as you want. Don't save me money! Who saves me from worry!" Long Jinhuan said as if I was an upstart.

Hearing Long Jinhuan's words, Qian Long and the other two of them didn't nod their heads like chickens pecking rice. They had already planned that they would not eat tonight or tomorrow morning, just waiting for a big lunch!

Long Jin saw that the time was almost time, so he proposed to go to evening self-study. "Well, we don't have much time. As excellent students, we must also go to evening self-study!" In addition, the boss, I have to go to see my sister. Today is the first time I've been to Shoujing, and I haven't seen her yet!"