Chapter 14 T tease
Liu Hao's big mouth was full, and he wanted to speak but couldn't speak. I broke a chicken leg and handed it over. Xue Ling has been with his master since he was a child, and he didn't feel that he was superior to eat well. Anyway, it's a waste that you can't finish eating at such a table. At that moment, he picked up the wine and water: "If you don't mind, you can eat these wine and dishes. If it's not enough, just record them on my account."
The girl in green skirt glanced at Xue Ling and continued to lower her head and chew slowly. I don't know that a "earth bun" came from there. Although the voice was not loud, it was obviously for Xue Ling, and many people in the room heard it. Xue Ling knew that it was not a soft persimmon as soon as she came in. Now let's see. Xue Ling looked around and found that the four rich children were dressed in gorgeous clothes and dressed in a paper fan. The two put the tables together, and a table of delicacies. It's enough to match the meals of ordinary people for months. Seeing that his brother smiled so evilly, Liu Hao swallowed his saliva. I don't know who provoked the senior brother again. Ask for more blessings.
"I hate flies buzzing when eating, and I feel sick when I see them." Xue Ling looked at several people and said viciously.
"Tunzi, say it again!" One person patted the table and got up.
Xue Ling got up and said, "What are you looking at? That's you. This is not a golden brick poem, but you will pretend to be tall. Fake Sven, is it rich to put so many wine and vegetables? Why don't you go to Tianxiang Pavilion to eat? It's enough for a learner to recite poems. It's a shame to take a fan or a fore!"
"How dare you say that my authenticity is a foreword. Why don't you say something today, hum, break your legs and feet..." Wang Yuan said.
"Brother Wang, why do you have to be like them? How can a person who can't even read big words distinguish between a pure and a fore? Didn't you see on the wall that beggars and animals are not allowed to enter? Li De shook the fan.
Xue Ling said, "If I were a beggar, wouldn't you be a dog?" Everyone laughed loudly.
"I owe it!"
Xue Ling said again, " Wait, don't you want to be reasonable? I'll be reasonable with you today. You can show your fan and let everyone know if it's a fore.
"Hmm, see it clearly!" Wang Yuan unfolded the folding fan and showed it to the people in the field. The folding fan is exquisite in workmanship and exquisite in style. Even the collector may not immediately distinguish between true and false. He paid a lot of money to get this. Xue Ling just looked at it from a distance. How could he tell the true from the false? It's obviously bloody.
Xue Ling clapped her hands and walked to the middle and said, "You are optimistic about whether the maple leaves painted on this fan are falling. It should be autumn. What kind of wind blows in autumn? Naturally, it is the north wind. There are geese flying from north to south in the sky, but your maple leaf does float from left to right. Famous producers should not make such an obvious mistake. This is not a fore. What is it? Tut... I don't know who the bun is. It's embarrassing. You should thank me, otherwise you will be ashamed when you brag in the future.
laughed again on the field. This principle seems simple, but you need to have a slight observation to see through it at a glance.
"You..." The rich man was so angry that he couldn't speak. I'm afraid this matter will soon become a laughing stock.
Xue Ling seemed to think of something and turned around and said, "Do you know how the pig died?"
Wang Yuan was stunned, what's going on?
Xue Ling pointed to the folding fan in his hand and smiled, "Like you, stupid!"
Laughing again in the field. The girl squirted the tea out of her mouth. The flowers and branches stroking their stomachs and smiling: "I'm laughing to death...haha..."
"Pretard of ghosts! But it's funny." Li De stood up and said.
Xue Ling saw someone coming out, "Oh" and said, "So you are learning from five cars?"
"What can I do? I need to know a little more than you, a bun."
Xue Ling sneered and said, "I think you are also a silver wax gun head, which is not useful. You can know whether it is true or false. Listen: "Upper couplet: two two three three four four five, lower couplet: six six seven seven eight*. Do you understand?"
Li De frowned, which is also a couplet! Xue Ling laughed and returned to his seat in a good mood and no longer paid attention to several people.
I only heard the girl's laughter like a silver bell: "Grass bag. I don't know if I'm scolded for lack of food and clothing. Everyone suddenly realized that this pair is just a lack of "one" and less "ten". It's smart not to curse people with dirty words.
Whoever is scolded in front of everyone can't hang on his face. At least Xue Ling didn't say it clearly, and there were not many people who could see the clues. Several people are also good-faced people in the city, and they can't stand being humiliated one after another. Several people patted the table, folded the fan and hit a chopsticks and flew towards the girl. If you are hit, there will definitely be more blood holes in your body.
The green skirt woman's water sleeves trembled, and only heard a few cracks. An embroidered gold soft whip came out of thin air, and bamboo chopsticks broke in unison. Only then did Xue Ling find that there was a soft whip hidden in the woman's hand. With Xue Ling's eyesight, she could only barely see how to make a move. The fisherman just sat in the corner and drank by himself from beginning to end. It was not until the girl in green skirt took action that she gave a soft "h" sound, as if she had found something interesting, and muttered in a low voice, "Golden Dragon Whip, why did this little girl get hurt? Yes, there is the support of the Falling Star Palace, one of the three schools of the devil's way. No wonder there is no fear. I don't know what the relationship is with Mo Aichen, the owner of the palace.
"Good whipping method." Xue Ling took a bite of the fish and praised it.
"Brother, so many people bully a weak woman, don't we go to help her?" Liu Haodao.
"She seems to be very good at fighting. Don't worry. You are full of these dishes, not to mention that you treat you badly.
Several people were angry and hit the wall one after another, and it was really difficult to swallow this anger. I didn't dare to provoke Xue Ling before cleaning up the girl. Make a mess for a while. Frightened diners paid to leave. Only a few conceited people with some kung fu watched in the field. Fortunately, the venue is spacious and does not affect the performance. Several people went out of the same door, cooperated with their familiarity, and two folding fans flew up and down. It's like a mountain and a sea. The girl in green dress is like a butterfly in the wind and rain. No matter how strong the wind is and the rain is, she always dances so gracefully. The woman in green's "spring wind and rain" is soft, and 50% of the force of the folding fan has been released, and the rest is still not a threat.
The shopkeeper's pain in the damaged tables and chairs is painful. It's all money. He has no eyes. In case of injury, he will suffer a big loss. He stands aside and is anxious. The old beggar also watched it with relish. I don't know whether it's because his legs and feet don't listen to it, or whether they don't want to give up these wine and vegetables. There is a way for laymen to watch the bustle, and for laymen to watch the doorway. In the eyes of outsiders, Li De and others are taking the lead, and the girl is at a low wind and has no power to fight back. The two do know that they are suffering. If they continue to be entangled like this, I'm afraid it will be difficult to support 20 moves.
"Hey, this whip goes up a little more, and soon it will seal his way back."
"It's wrong again, it's not strong enough. Don't worry, you won't die."
"Yes, that's right. That's the strength. To ensure that his life is better than death, it is better to dip a little pepper water.
Xue Ling did not go forward to help. While eating and drinking, he watched several people fight. He didn't forget to shout several times. The girl in green skirt said angrily, "Okay, I'd like to help you with the trouble you caused. Clean up the mess by yourself." With that, he led to Xue Ling. Several people have been with this girl for a long time. Join us in the middle of the offensive. Xue Ling hasn't moved yet. The old call flower "pupped" a few times, spit out the fish bone in his mouth, and hit the acupuncture point impartially, and several people suddenly couldn't move.
The old beggar's red rosacea picked up a piece of fish and smiled at the three people and said, "Eat fish, eat fish."
Liu Hao stared at the old beeping flower with a pair of cow's eyes, as if he had seen some monster: "Is it fixed like this?" As if to verify, he pointed a little on several people. Who knows that his strength is much greater than that of ordinary people, and several people seem to fall stiffly like a wooden board.
The old man wiped his mouth and said, "How can the old man eat free food?"
The woman in green skirt suddenly lost her voice when she saw the old beggar's exposed right hand and said, "Nine fingers beg!"
"Nine-finger god begging, why does it sound so familiar? Isn't it the master of Jun Shuoyang, the leader of the beggar gang?
Luo Qianfeng said, "I'm full of wine and food. It's time to go." Before several people saw how he moved, the figure had disappeared. I was stunned.
The woman in green snorted coldly, "You're lucky!"
"What are you humming? I haven't hummed yet. If it hadn't been for the old senior, you would have fled with your three-legged cat kung fu. If you don't thank me, I said no, tut... people's hearts are old." Xue Ling knew that she had the upper hand, but she pretended not to see it. She was angry with her. Who made her ride a horse almost hit herself seriously and feel comfortable.
The woman in the shirt said angrily, "You...you are shameless."
Xue Ling took revenge and said, "Good men don't fight with women, brother, let's go."
"Hight..." The girl shouted.
"Brother, let's go." Xue Ling did not look back and hummed as he walked: "The little monk went down the mountain to Huazhai. The old monk explained that the woman at the foot of the mountain was a tiger and met tens of millions to avoid it. After walking through villages and villages, the little monk thought about it secretly. Why don't tigers eat people? They look cute? The old monk quietly told his apprentice that such a tiger is the most powerful! ......”
The girl in green skirt stamped her feet fiercely and threw down a golden leaf and left.
"Don't go... Our acupuncture point hasn't been untied yet..." Several people whined.
The woman in green turned her head and looked at several people in confusion and couldn't help smiling. Just after the girl left, she didn't notice that several people in the store got up and followed her.