Chapter 283 Perverted Secrets
As soon as the words came out, Su Jianming suddenly knew that he had said something wrong. Most of the old monsters who had lived for countless years were capricious and strange. Although he just said this, although there is no offense, the mentality of these old monsters will inevitably cause great disasters, and may even be directly buried.
"What's wrong with me? How can I make such a joke with a person I have never met? Haven't I always been stable? Isn't it a desperate time to say such words?" Su Jianming secretly blamed himself.
However, after waiting for a long time, the imaginary thunder and anger did not come, but a burst of cheerful laughter: "Okay! Sure enough, he is indeed a little pervert who can find out the original power of the old pervert. He dares to talk to me like this as soon as he opens his mouth! OK! I like to speak cheerfully! Damn, I was forced to say some literary words by the old pervert every day, and I was suffothed to death! But I can warn you! Your grandpa, my surname is not an asshole. As for what it is called, I really can't tell you. Otherwise, with your current cultivation, in case of any murder and inexplicably death, I will continue to be alone in the future!"
"Uh... single, that's not a word we can use in this relationship, is that right?" Su Jianming thought with a sweat, "But this old bastard is also a little interesting. Just now, I joked and scolded him as an asshole, but he didn't mean to be angry at all!" It seems that not all the old monsters are moody! But who the hell is this old bastard? He said that I found the power of the five sources before I released him. He also said that he has been trapped for 8 million years, so isn't he at least 8 million years old? Then how deep should he be? So, wouldn't it be easy for him to take my body?
Thinking of this, Su Jianming became nervous again.
"Although it seems that this old bastard is shouting, he doesn't seem to have thought about borrowing weight at all, but in case he changes his mind one day, can't I just watch him erase my consciousness? And who is the old pervert in his mouth? Is it the people who left the power of the origin to seal him? So, isn't that the real owner of this colorful peach tree?
The more he thought about it, the more frightened Su Jianming became.
Can Su Jianming provoke the people who can create their own heaven and earth by means?
"It's really worthy of the old pervert in this old bastard's mouth! Unexpectedly, he cultivated the sky to create his own world! Pervert! Pervert! What a pervert!" After three perverts, Su Jianming continued, "At present, this old bastard is obviously weaker than the old pervert and has survived for eight million years. So, does the more powerful old pervert still exist in the world? So, if he comes one day, won't I have to return this colorful peach tree to him? In this case, why should I sacrifice these small worlds?"
Su Jianming was also stunned by the sudden "old bastard" today, one by one "old bastard" and "old pervert", but he had been unaware of it.
At this moment, the "old bastard" was dissatisfied: "What are you thinking about? Little pervert? I now live in the sea of your knowledge. Even if there is a trace of thought in your mind, I am clear about your every move. Therefore, if you are worried that I will take away your body or that the old pervert will climb out of the grave and ask you to return to this colorful peach tree, then you can directly and freely tell me clearly! Otherwise, if you fool grandpa and I are unhappy and eat your consciousness or something, don't blame me!"
Hearing this, Su Jianming was shocked! Ordinary people enter the sea of knowledge of others, and it is impossible to read what others think, right? But this "old bastard" revealed all Su Jianming's thoughts in one bite. How could this not surprise him? If so, won't there be no privacy in front of him in the future?
"You...you...you can read minds?" Su Jianming asked in horror.
Mind reading? That kind of bad method, your grandpa is too lazy to learn! I just accidentally pushed out what you thought through your soul fluctuation! How about it? Isn't it awesome? Do you want to learn? If you want to learn, I can teach you! As long as you are willing to give me 3,000 beautiful girls, and then add 10,000 roast pigs, 10,000 roast ducks, and 10,000 roast chickens! I guarantee that you can easily see through anyone's thoughts in the future.
"Uh... Forget it, roast pigs, roast ducks and so on, I can barely get together, but those 3,000 beautiful girls will... Well... Since you know what I'm thinking, I won't beat around with you anymore! You just said that... Well... old pervert, um, old pervert, you said he climbed out of the grave... You mean... he's dead?" Su Jianming asked hesitantly.
But he heard the old bastard reply: "Are there a lot of three thousand beautiful girls? That's two thousand nine nine. Now you can make it all together, right? Then let's make a finale. Give me 2,999 beautiful girls, plus 10,000 roast pigs, 10,000 roast ducks and 10,000 roast chickens! I will teach you how to guess the thoughts in other people's hearts through soul fluctuations!"
"Uh...two thousand...nine hundred...nine...nine...beautiful girls!" Su Jianming felt that he was about to collapse. He didn't know whether he was affected by this "old bastard" or something. He only heard him curse: "Old bastard! Old perish! Can we not talk about beautiful girls first? I'm asking you now if the old pervert is dead!"
With a word, Su Jianming himself was also shocked.
"What's wrong with me today? Why do you look like a ruffian? Is it just a moment that I was affected by this old bastard? Su Jianming thought in a daze.
At this moment, he heard the "old bastard" laugh and said, "You are not influenced by me, but you are a hooligan and villain in your bones! If not, I wouldn't want to talk to you! You little pervert, just like that old pervert, is carved from a mold, seemingly serious and kind-hearted. In fact, there is more bad water in my heart than me. Once someone gets into trouble with you, he must find a way to get it back. Alas, a kind person like me is destined to be bullied by perverts like you!"
It seems that he accidentally read Su Jianming's thoughts again.
At this time, Su Jianming, don't mention how depressed he is. Although he hasn't done anything good in his life, he admits that he hasn't done anything bad, right? But why did he get into the mouth of this old bastard and become an unforgiving old hooligan and old villain?
However, without waiting for him to refute, he heard the "old bastard" say first: "You don't have to be in a hurry to deny it! People like you know best. Even if you haven't done anything bad now, you will definitely be indispensable in the future. I have lived with that old pervert for too long. I know people like you so well! I dare to bet that you will become a super villain in the future! Humph! If you want to pretend to be a good person in front of your grandpa, you are still a little young. Throughout the ages, no one can escape your grandpa's eyes except that old pervert!"
said something powerful and euverberly. Su Jianming was speechless and speechless. In the end, Su Jianming couldn't help thinking about whether he would really become an unruly villain in the future!
Seeing that Su Jianming had nothing to say, the "old bastard" continued: "How about it? Can't speak? Let me tell you the truth! If you hadn't had the same bad water as the old pervert, you wouldn't have found the original power he left behind. Do you think that the bullshit refining methods he left can really find the original power he left behind and enjoy the fruits of his labor?
"Bullshit! Although I said before, I was able to get out of trouble after you found out the power of the source. But if I hadn't seen that you had the same bad water as the old pervert and secretly let this colorful peach tree recognize you, you wouldn't have found those original power at all! Why do you think the old pervert sealed me in this colorful peach tree? Isn't it for me to find a little pervert with the same bad water as him to fulfill his whimsical bullshit wish? Speaking of this, I was angry. Damn it, just for his bullshit wish, he had to count on me once when he died, causing me to live in this place where birds don't shit, and I've been trapped for eight million years! Fortunately, he died early, otherwise I would have to pull out his skin, drink his blood, and eat his meat!"
Hearing this, Su Jianming had nothing to say.
"In order to make myself believe that I am a villain, this old bastard made up such a big lie to deceive me. According to him, isn't this colorful peach tree refined by so many people for so many years just to wait for me, Su Jianming? A magic weapon also recognizes it. Why doesn't he directly say the contract?
While thinking about it, he heard the "old bastard" shout angrily, "Don't mention that this mother's colorful peach tree is not a real contract, but once it recognizes you, it is more useful than a contract. In the future, let alone who will take this colorful peach tree from you, even if you are willing to give it to others, It's definitely impossible! Unless one day, you will die like that old pervert!"
"Uh... mistake, I forgot that you can read minds!" Su Jianming said sasly.
What is mind reading? I'm called listening to the soul, listening to the soul! Listen to the soul! It's not mind reading!"
"Listen to the soul? Er... Just listen to the soul! However, are all the 'recognition' and 'old perverts' you just said true?
"Of course it's true! If the old pervert doesn't die, how can I get out? Damn, his seal, if he hadn't died, no one would have untied it! That pervert!"
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