Chapter 284 Pulgar Trading
The "old bastard" scolded hatefully, "I don't think his mother is going to let me out at all!"
"Uh...so...that old pervert is really dead?" Su Jianming still asked hesitantly.
"Hmm! Dead! It's dead! If he doesn't die, I will kill him alive!" The old bastard cursed viciously, "Oh, I said little pervert, don't worry about this and that. Didn't I make it clear just now? You are now the successor of the old pervert. Not only will the old pervert hurt you, but I will never hurt you! Besides, the old pervert is dead. Can he still climb out of the grave? As for your grandpa, I am even more reluctant to kill you! I'm still waiting for you to help the old pervert fulfill his bullshit wish early, and then return to freedom. Do you think I am completely free now? In fact, I can't even get out of this colorful peach tree now. If I really want to kill you, won't I have to stay in this colorful peach tree all my life?"
"Wait... What do you mean by 'stakeover' and 'wish'? When did I become a 'stakeover'? And that 'wish' or something... How do I feel like I'm on a thief's boat? According to what you mean, isn't it that when I get the approval of this colorful peach tree, I have to help the old pervert fulfill that wish? Su Jianming said doubtfully.
"Hey, you're right!" The old bastard said sinisterly, "From the first sight, I can see that you have been with that old man, and you are destined to help the old pervert fulfill your wish. Otherwise, I can't get out of trouble completely. If I can't get out of trouble, you have nothing worthless. Here, you can only die! Hey hey, now you understand why I will never hurt you, right? So don't blame me for being cruel! If you blame the old pervert for being too calculating! Therefore, you are now the old perverted successor, that is, to help him fulfill his wish. You can't agree with this matter. You have to do it, and you have to do it if you don't do it! Otherwise, you will have to die!"
Hearing this, Su Jianming was not surprised at all. On the contrary, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Although he inexplicably carries a burden to fulfill his wishes, at least he doesn't have to worry about safety.
Because he deeply knows that the most reliable relationship between strangers is the relationship of interests!
As long as there is necessary utilization value between each other, there is no need to worry about security issues for the time being.
As for the future, let's talk about it later!
Of course, on the mouth, you still need to reply with a "old bastard, old pervert" to vent.
The old bastard was not angry when he heard it. Instead, he praised Su Jianming for knowing current affairs and advancing and retreating. Like that old pervert, he can afford to provoke and hide! He is a born super villain!
Su Jianming was also too lazy to pester him on it and said directly, "Since you want me to help that old pervert achieve something, you have to tell me what his wish is, right? Also, since I have become a successor for no reason, then the old pervert has to leave some peerless secrets for me, right? Otherwise, how can I help him fulfill his wish? With his wish that he can't fulfill his ability to create his own world, it's not a simple thing to think about it, is it?
But he heard the old bastard laughing and said, "You're right again! The old pervert's wish is really not a simple wish. I dare say that no one dares to think so except him. If you really want to say it, with your current knowledge and cultivation, I'm afraid you'd rather die than help him do that crazy stupid thing. Therefore, don't be in a hurry to know what the old pervert's wish is. When you meet the basic requirements of the old pervert's requirements, I will naturally tell you to do it.
"So, don't be overwhelmed by this burden. Within thousands of years, you will still be completely free. You can do whatever you want, and I won't restrain you! Because even if you are a little pervert, it is impossible to meet the requirements of an old pervert within thousands of years. As for peerless secrets and so on, there are, but there is a price. Just like the soul listening skill mentioned before, 2,999 beautiful girls, plus 10,000 roast pigs, 10,000 roast chickens, and 10,000 roast ducks can be learned. Other than that, don't think about it for the time being. The cost will only be bigger and bigger! How about it? Do you still want to learn?
"Think! I want to die!" Su Jianming rolled his eyes and said.
"Hey, don't! When you die, where can I find the right little pervert? I'm still waiting for you to fulfill the old pervert's wish, so that I can see the sun again! But you really can't blame me for this secret! This is what the old pervert ordered. He said that the real pervert is to be cruel to yourself! Otherwise, how can you grow into a real pervert? You said yes, didn't you?" The old bastard said hehe.
"Yes!" Su Jianming said angrily, "So just be tough on yourself and stay here for two more years!" Without 30,000 to 50,000 or 20,000 years of my current cultivation, it is impossible to achieve that old pervert's requirements!"
But the old bastard said carelessly, "What's that?" It's only tens of thousands of years, and I can afford to wait! I've been waiting for you for eight million years. Do you still care about tens of thousands of years? It's okay, I'm optimistic about you! Well, now that our deep friendship has been established, so go out now and get me 10,000 roast pigs, 10,000 roast chickens and 10,000 roast ducks. I haven't eaten anything for eight million years!"
"What does that have to do with me? It's not that I haven't eaten for eight million years. If you want to eat, you can find it yourself!" Su Jianming said lazily, "There is still a deep friendship. I can't even give it to me a bullshit listening skill, and there is also a deep friendship!" If you have the ability, you can kill me. Otherwise, I may not find you any roast pig or chicken.
It seems that he has been with this old bastard for a long time. Su Jianming has really become a rogue, and his words unconsciously are full of naughty.
"You! Good little pervert! In turn, it threatened your grandpa, didn't it? OK! I knew that you were carved out in the same mold as that old pervert!" The old bastard said fiercely, as if he was going to get angry, but the next moment, he suddenly said softly, "But I really want to eat!" Otherwise, let's not be beautiful. If you bring 100,000 roast pigs, 100,000 roast chickens and 100,000 roast ducks, I will give you the soul listening skill, okay?
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