Chapter 10
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Gu Hai's water pipe exploded and needs to be repaired.
He picked up his mother without saying hello to me. The main reason is that her mother didn't like to stay in a hotel and scared me to tremble when she came home. Amon always talked to me about what a bad law my mother-in-law was, which made me nervous to death. Fortunately, Gu Hai's mother actually had nothing to do.
"Daughter-in-law, it's only three or four days, and I'll leave in a few days." Gu Dahai knelt down and swore to me in a fake way.
"Hey, do you really think I'm an asshole?" I sit**.
"I promise Chairman Mao that no, how nice my daughter-in-law is." He pinched my shoulder.
"Don't flatter me, but let's talk about it first. When they leave, you don't think I can be as respectful to you as your mother was here. That's the performance for your mother."
"Yes, yes, when they leave, we will pass us."
Is it easy for me? I made a full set. I got up at 6 a.m. and bought it early. I haven't bought it for my home yet. Then I began to clean up. My mother-in-law tried several times to intervene and asked me to stop her. If she did it, she might tell him that I was lazy when she came home.
"Little fish, it's a blessing for our family to marry you." The old lady is beautiful.
"Ha ha, it's okay. I'm just not very good at cooking. This is the most wrong to him." I said to myself, do you think I'm the child daughter-in-law of Anyue? Can there be hourly workers in the world after doing everything? The laid-off workers have to drink the northwest wind.
"Oh, oh, good luck, good luck." The old lady went downstairs to walk the dog.
"Hello? Gu Hai, why do you thank me? I have become a nanny today. When his mother went far away, I began to call.
"Thank you, daughter-in-law, only my daughter-in-law."
"Don't talk nonsense to me! Let's have something practical." I've been climbing on the balcony. I'm not stupid. I don't watch it. In case the old lady suddenly runs back, I will play for nothing these two days.
"Yes, yes, it's practical. I bought the crystal bracelet you saw last time."
"Real? Oh, how can I thank you." In fact, I have seen that string of crystals for a long time, and I haven't made up my mind. It's too expensive.
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I haven't been home for a long time. I watched Shen Lang lose weight several times, which showed his misery.
"What is my brother doing?" I asked my father about the cucumber.
"Stop talking, I'm tired of fighting every day."
"sister-in-law." I watched An Yue come back, and she looked normal.
"Oh, the little fish is back. What do you want to eat later?" She smiled.
"Whatever, anything."
"Xiaoyu called your brother and asked him to come back." An Yue has been unhappy at the dinner table, which scared us not to move our chopsticks.
"Oh." I went to the balcony to call. If Shen Lang hadn't owed her, I would have been anxious.
"What are you doing?? Do you want to starve me to death?" There is no place to vent my anger. I can only be angry with Shen Lang's evil voice.
"There is a traffic jam. In fact, I can see our house now. Why did I come back today?" His voice is a little hoarse.
"Find a way to find a meal. Gu Hai has a meal today."
"You'd better learn to cook by yourself, our family... Humph, there's nothing to go back. Let's not talk about it, you can go." He hung up.
"Hey... I don't go back to my own home, really..." I muttered back to the restaurant.
"Where's your brother?" My mother asked.
"I'll be home soon. There's a traffic jam." I sat back again. An Yue had a calm face and really wanted to slap her to death.
"Why don't you eat? I told you not to wait for me. There are always traffic jams at this time." Fifteen minutes later, Shen Lang finally came back.
"Oh! Let's eat!" I ran to serve the meal.
"Little fish, eat it quickly." An Yue said something that was not salty and went back to the house by herself.
"Little fish!" My father stared at me.
"What are you doing? Don't let me eat. Then I won't come back in the future. I'm starving to death. I made up my mind to say it loudly. If I don't teach her a lesson, An Yue is about to go to the room. It's outrageous.
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When I came back, Gu Dahai hadn't come back yet. I don't know where he went. Pepe stood in the nest with tears in his eyes.
"What's wrong? Are you hungry?" I picked it up.
"I..." Gu Dahai suddenly opened the door and fell to the ground. "I'm back."
"What did you do?" He is like a dead pig and can't carry it.
"Daughter-in-law!!! ...Why are you wandering around?" He looked at me with his small eyes.
"That's your shaking!"
Thinking about it, I felt particularly wronged today. The food and other food were cold. Gu Dahai drank too much again and couldn't get up. He was so angry that he let her die. I hugged Pepi and went back to bed by myself.
Lying on ** I couldn't sleep. Looking at the watch at 3 o'clock, I suddenly remembered that Gu Hai was still on the floor. When I drank too much that day, it was estimated that it was very difficult for him to move.
Time passed by minute by minute, and it was almost 3:30, and I took the quilt out.
"Well... daughter-in-law... daughter-in-law... eat quickly, they all robbed..." He lay on the ground and hummed and asked me to pick up the vegetables quickly.
"What are you going to eat, you idiot!" I was so angry and funny that I opened the quilt and helped him cover it.
"Alas, how can I sleep here..." Gu Dahai didn't get up until ten o'clock.
"You really cheat people. Take me as a migrant worker." I squatted aside and looked at him,
"What's wrong?"
"You want me, a delicate woman, to drag you to **."
"............" He blinked as if he were thinking.
"So, I can only let you sleep here and see what a good quilt I have given you, and I have to wash it again."
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Yang Chao suddenly called me, hoping that I could help him.
"How can I help?" I looked at Yang Chao's beard.
"I really don't want to break up with Lulu." His eyes turned red.
"Is it early? I can't control it. Let's live and die." I drank all my coffee and was ready to leave.
"I beg you!!" He suddenly knelt on the ground and pulled my skirt.
"What are you going to do! Go, go, so many people are watching. I panicked.
"Don't go... Don't go... I have this line of hope..." Big tears fell on the carpet, and the red carpet turned crimson.
"Tell you, let me embarrass you!" A waiter has come over, and this time he lost the adult.
"Get up and say anything." Wei Zilu appeared behind me like a divine soldier falling from the sky.
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"Thank you." This is the first sentence I said to Wei Zilu for so long.
"I just can't help you." He looked at me, "How are you?"
"Do you still need me to say it?" This is the most boring conversation. Gu Dahai satisfies me with everything, and he almost provides it every day.
"Yes, you should be fine, but I haven't told you I'm sorry." He bit his mouth.
"What are you sorry for? You are right about me. Where can I find a golden son-in-law without you? So, I'm sorry that I didn't find a super rich woman for you!" I was so angry that I picked up my bag and left.
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Chen Lu is going to travel to Hong Kong. She should go there. Let's take her to the airport together.
"Slow down on the road. Call this phone if you have something to do. My brother is over there." Lin Chu gave her a phone number.
"It's done. I'm not going to die, so I'll travel back by myself." Chen Lu was happy, "I understand this time. I used to be so bad that I didn't dare to go anywhere, so I focused on saving money to get married. Now I understand that men are reliable and sows will climb trees."
"Hey, hey, why are there still two men standing here? Why are they all pigs?" Li Zhanpeng stood behind his son in his arms.
"That's right! How can my people be pigs? I laugh.
"That's because people need to be talented and good-looking, Li Zhanpeng, what do you think you are coaxing with a wild boar???" Amon's eyes are about to turn to heaven.
"Lv Xiaomeng, why did you even marry a pig at the beginning?? Are you afraid of being an old maid?" Li Zhanpeng stood there and shouted.
"Hey! Damn it!! Why do I want to slap you to death?" A Meng is about to get started.
"What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? There are so many people, and your son is still there." Gu Dahai pulled Li Zhanpeng.
"That's my son!!!" The two howled in one voice and spit on his face.
"Hahahaha!!! Thank you. This parting performance is really wonderful. You'd better wait for me to come back and watch the next performance. Chen Lu slowly walked in with laughter.
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"Where are you going?" A Meng's car was sent for repair. Li Zhanpeng didn't drive. Gu Hai and I had to see them off.
"Go to the divorce." Li Zhanpeng is still depressed about what happened just now.
"Yes, that's right. Do you think you don't have to do anything if you are widowed?" Amon rushed up and to pick up the back of my chair.
"That's right! Hurry up and push it down. I'll be widowed directly, and it's easy!" He looked at Amon and sneered at him.
"I will die after you! Sooner or later, you will get cancer, and you will have to be the most uncomfortable. Amon hit him on the head.
"What the hell!! What are you doing!!! Still treat yourself as an adolescent hooligan?? Your folds can kill flies." Li Zhanpeng grabbed Amon's hand to make her unable to move.
"Oc well, your son is watching." The fat son in my arms has fallen asleep. It seems that he is used to sleeping in noise.
"Bah! I don't want to talk to you." Amon took a sip and sat down.
"Bah!!! Pooh!!! Pooh!!! They are really unlucky. I don't want to talk to you. Li Zhanpeng took out a piece of paper and wiped his face hard.
"My God, you are also very happy. Why are you divorced? How nice." Gu Dahai looked at the two enemies from the rearview mirror.
"Bah!" They looked at each other and spat.
"It's disgusting. I want to go home." Amon asked us to go out at the next exit.
"Why? Further ahead is my home. What do you mean? Don't ask me to go home, right?
"Why do people talk to dogs?"
"Oku, okay!! Say, who will take the son? Whoever brings it will be sent first. My head made them loud.
"Get out!! Get out! Go out first. I'm also sick. Why are you arguing with a middle-aged woman..." Li Zhanpeng swayed.
"You are not qualified!!" Amon has the upper hand.
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"Bye!" A Meng deliberately stepped on Li Zhanpeng's feet when he got out of the car.
"Well... she's wearing an iron palm today, right? Like a donkey." Li Zhanpeng stepped on it hard.
"Hehehe, you can be satisfied if she doesn't wear the newly bought shoes. She can step on a hole for you, just so thin." I showed him my little finger.
"Why doesn't she buy chopsticks to support herself?"
"I'm so fucking blind and found a bitch." Li Zhanpeng insisted on having dinner with us.
"Ouch, why didn't you talk about shrews when you were affectionate?" I look at the menu.
"So it's blind. Do you have braised pig's feet?" Li Zhanpeng asked.
"Eating so much oil is high in cholesterol." Gu Dahai recently found that he had high cholesterol and changed to vegetarian.
"Eat! Just eat. I tell you not to stop anyone. You won't be happy to eat at home. Let me see who cares about me now.
"You don't know, this Lu Xiaomeng, who knows that I like to eat pig's feet, let me quit!" Li Zhanpeng drank all his beer and asked for another bottle. It seems that he drank a lot during the divorce and got rid of the name of one bottle.
"Why?" Gu Dahai asked with fish bones.
"Why? She said that pig's feet are disgusting and dirty! Tell me that you step on the mud all day long, and you may be angry! What logic!!" He said in a loud voice, and people looked at him.
"Oh, yes!! And this!!" There is a plate of braised large intestine on the next table. Let's look over there together.
"Xiaoyu knows that I like to eat the most, and she is not allowed to eat it. Do you know what she said?" He looked at me.
"You said, I listened attentively."
"Say, that's a dung bag!!" He made the table next to him sick with one sentence.
"Fuck! What are you talking about?" He gathered around.
"Say that you are good?" Li Zhanpeng drank a little wine and began to make noise.