Chapter 15
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In my heart, I spent a lot of time with the doctor, but I didn't remember my fart, so I was depressed and asked Lin Chu to come out for a drink.
"Give me hot lime honey." Lin Chu is abnormal and doesn't want beer.
"Are you not normal anymore?" I looked at her.
"Nonsense, I'm normal and work hard for my son." Lin Chu poked the lemon slice with a straw, and now this thing can deceive people, at the same price as a glass of beer.
"You really thought about it. How can you go home in the future?" Lin Chu is in good health now, and I heard that he is starting to eat bird's nest.
"I won't go back. Anyway, there are brothers and sisters on it. Besides, when I go back, the saliva will drown me." She stopped and didn't destroy the lemon.
"Alas...you guys are not all fuel-efficient lamps."
"Where can you go?" Lin Chu looked at me and smiled.
"Ha ha, that's right, cheers! Celebrate all our safety and continue to be hooligans!!"
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Yang Chao called us all for dinner.
"Go?" Lin Chu asked me as soon as he hung up Yang Chao's phone.
"I don't know, what do you think?" As my mobile phone rang, Pepe jumped up and drilled into my arms.
"Wait a minute." I said to Lin Chu, "A Meng also asked me if I would go..." The mobile phone was made by A Meng.
"Nonsense, are you going or not?" Lin Chu is waiting for me to make a decision.
"This is a tragic dinner." I said to Gu Hai.
"As long as you don't jump off the building." The last jump incident tortured us to death.
"Don't worry, this time we are eating in a quadrangle courtyard." Amon followed up without his son. The little guy now can fart in addition to being a fool.
"But what kind of knife should you guard against, such as hanging rope?" Lin Chu shrugged his shoulders.
"Oh, my God, let's go home." I want to go home now and don't eat this unlucky meal.
I was shocked when I got to the small courtyard. Zhao San and another man were there.
"Let me introduce you to Brother Dao and the third brother." Yang Chao is like a small follower.
"Hmm! Isn't this Zhao Sange?" I looked at Zhao San, who looks like a dog today.
"No, Sister Yu, you are my elder sister." He hurried to lower his waist.
"Why is this?" I invited everyone to sit down, and Yang Chao was depressed.
"It's nothing, but the three of us are going to start a company to do business together." Yang Chao poured us wine, and Lin Chu drank a cup.
Ah? The three of you?" I thought I heard it wrong.
"Yes, it's in this yard. In the future, it will be our company address, and we will do IT." Zhao San took off his suit collar.
"Hmm, isn't it buying pirated CDs?" IT is also, I think it's looking for a kick.
"However, this big brother looks familiar." Li Zhanpeng has been staring at another brother Dao.
"Yo! Come to think of it, why don't you know me?" Brother Dao threw away his glasses.
"Oh, oh!!! Xiaoyu is the one we fought in the restaurant last time. Li Zhanpeng pointed at him and ran over.
"What's the mess?" I'm going crazy.
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Shen Lang fell ill again. Our family went to see him and asked me to say that there was nothing wrong with him. It was a heart disease.
He is now like the people with good people's certificates. An Yue is a high-ranking imperial army, suppressing and managing him everywhere.
Every day when she comes home, An Yue will definitely hug my brother first, not to show her intimacy, but mainly to smell whether there is perfume on him, and then take him to take a shower to check whether his clothes are worn in reverse, especially socks and underwear, which are completely normal before she is approved to eat. Of course, if you don't pick up food for her, then don't do it at night. I want to sleep well... and others... Where is this life, illness? If you don't die, I think it's all great.
"Why did you become like this?" Poor Shen Lang's face was pale and his mouth was full of bubbles.
"Cough... Xiaoyu, are you all right? Have you ever had a headache? He reached out and touched my head.
"Stupid, treat yourself first and look at your grandmother." I put his hand away.
"Little fish, you..." Shen Lang was so gentle that I couldn't believe it myself.
"Wait, I'll remember you and help you divorce, and then you will be under my clutches again." I patted him on the head.
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Valentine's Day, if there is a lover, it is a day, and if there is no lover, it is a disaster.
Poor me, I don't have a lover and a husband, and I still have to be on duty. Alas... I'm depressed. I heard that our floor is still haunted at night.
"Hello? Won't you come to be on duty with me?"
"I'm busy. I won't go home today." Gu Hai refused to accompany me to work overtime and ordered me to take a taxi home by myself.
"Damn... you're not afraid that I'll become a widow..." I'm really depressed. I hung up the phone and wrote that unlucky manuscript.
The door suddenly opened, and a small cool breeze blew my face.
"Damn, isn't there really something unclean?" I stretched out my head and looked at it for a long time, but there was nothing.
Dingling...Dingling...
I wrote half of it and then heard the horrible bells.
"Oh, my God... Don't scare me, you can find someone else."
"Ah!!!!!" My feet touched a hot thing, small, and the sound of bells came from where.
"Wow!!!" The sound of that thing is quite familiar, and I lowered my head and saw Pepe.
"What are you doing here?" When I picked it up, I found a box tied around its neck, "What is this?" As soon as he let go, Peipei ran to the door.
Inside the box is a ring and a note written for my daughter-in-law.
"This idiot." I took out the ring and took out my hand. It was a little big. "Pepper? Pepe?? How did you get here?"
"You finally remembered me. Open the door quickly... cold..." Gu Hai stood outside the door with a big nose, and Pei Pei scratched the glass inside.
"Sneeze!!" Gu Dahai caught a cold and had a high fever.
"Sea, are you all right?" I just touched his forehead, like a stove.
"It's okay, daughter-in-law, can you cook by yourself? I can't do it..." He put a big ice bag on his head.
"No, I'm so sorry. I caused you to catch a cold. Don't worry, there is a recipe."
"Help!!!!" I took the stir-fry spoon and went to Gu Dahai, "Pot! The pot is on fire."
"Quickly close the lid!!"
"Oh, lie down, I'll go." I covered my nose and went back to the kitchen again.
"I'm sorry... I'm so stupid..." I ate the dishes from the restaurant and a pot of chicken soup in the evening.
"It's okay... daughter-in-law... you can't be hot." He didn't eat anything.
I didn't sleep all night, just looked at Gu Haihai, and then reflected on myself. I was stupid, can't cook, can't clean, and everything was done by Gu Hai. Without him, I would have starved to death first. I owed him so much that I didn't even know how to take care of him when I was sick...
I touched his hair and muttered to myself: You are the best person for me. I think I love you.
"...Hmm..." He hummed and turned over.
"Hey, you really agree." I threw the wet towel on his head, and now there is no mistake in doing this.
"Thank you..." He said again.
"Hey! You haven't slept, have you?" I turned him over.
"Eh?? What?? Daughter-in-law..." He looked at me sleepyly.
"Did you hear it?"
"What do you hear? I don't know, I'm going to bed."
"...Oh, it's okay. Do you drink water?" My face turned red.
"Daughter-in-law, are you blushing and have a fever?" He touched my forehead.
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Today, I went home specially and told my mother that I wanted to learn to cook, and then the old lady began to cry.
"Mom, what are you doing? Why are you crying? Let people see it." I quickly took the tissue.
"I'm happy that my fish has also grown up." My mother went to the living room.
"Isn't it just cooking? I'm afraid that Gu Hai will starve me to death if he is not at home." In fact, this is particularly against my will. I want to cook for Gu Haihai, otherwise I will treat him badly.
"Let's go. Mom will take you to buy vegetables first." The old lady happily changed her clothes and pulled me out with a basket of vegetables.
Along the way, my mother taught me how to see whether it is fresh or not, and how to bargain with hawkers. For example, buy a piece of wax gourd and some coriander, don't need that kind of straight bean sprouts, bring a little curved ones, don't look at those beautiful carrots, buy mud, cucumbers with thorns................
The old lady is old and walks very slowly. Her hair is full of white hair. In the past, people used to call me elder sister, but now they are called aunts. I still remember that when she was a child, she put me and Shen Lang in the small bamboo car to buy vegetables. We sat on one side. The small noodles on the middle table were vegetables. I always played with them. After a while, a handful of green vegetables became bald. Before I went home, I turned to Shen Lang's side, but I don't know why I always knew that I did it. My mother told me that she had a thousand-sighted eyes and could see me. After that, I didn't pick any dishes.
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I knew that Zhao San's words were the most untrustworthy. Any bad things were the first to come out of him and buy smuggled goods openly in the front room. Isn't it looking for death and let the police take care of it?
I found several people, and finally frayed with a stewman and took Gu Dahai to invite him to dinner in the evening.
"Brother, eat vegetables." I'm busy with cooking, scolding and perverted in my heart. I haven't picked up the dishes for Shen Lang yet. You deserve it.
"You're welcome, you're welcome." He ate and pinched my hand. Gu Dahai was so angry that he almost stood up and made me kick it secretly.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of dishes, we are ready to go.
"Brother, what else do you like to eat? I'll ask them to pack it." I feel like a traitor.
"Uh..." He burp rudely, and I'm afraid that he will be full. "Nothing, my sister will talk about anything in the future. If I can do it, I'll do it all... Well, I'm embarrassed. Our daughter-in-law, raise a dog if you have nothing to do. Well, you are not used to it, you just like to eat roast duck shelves."
"Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Our Peipei is the same, miss!" I hated to call the waiter, "Give me a roast duck and pack it."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Finally, the idiot took me two boxes of cigarettes.
"Brother, take your time. If you have time to come to me, please." I bowed and sent it away.
"It's really immoral... I want a duck shelf. I really want to take away the duck meat from the piece, just give it to me." Gu Hai nag on the way home.
"Okey, I'm still annoyed. They're all stupid Zhao San. I'm so angry... Hey, where's the invoice?"
What invoice? Isn't it just a receipt?" Gu Dahai took out a piece of paper.
Why hasn't the invoice been issued? Turn around, turn around!!" How can I find Qi'er with Zhao San and others if I don't issue an invoice?
"Daughter, I'm really convinced. It's just an invoice. I don't have enough money to go back and forth." It's almost 1 o'clock when I get home.
"Who said that? Wait to see your daughter-in-law ask them for money one by one." I'm scratching the prize above.
"No, it's definitely not good. How can so many people let you win the prize?" Gu Hai's love for me is inexplicable.
"Hey! That doesn't sound good. Let me tell you, it can't be scraped out today, and we will divorce tomorrow. I threw the cushion on his face.
"Come on, I won't invite you. Take a shower." He shrugged his shoulders and walked away, his neck was almost fat, and he shrank his neck.
"Wow!!!" I can't believe it. I'm so good that I scratched out 5,000!
"Husband!! Look!!!" When I opened the bathroom door, Gu Dahai was taking off his trousers and fell directly into the bathtub.
"Oh... Ouch... If there is no prize, there will be no prize. Did you murder your own husband?" Gu Hai's movements and pornography, his trousers are still on his waist, and his hands are still rubbing his painful buttocks in his trousers.
"Get out, I have a prize to kill you. The bonus is my own." I showed him the invoice.
"Oh, my God... it's haunted."
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Amon said he would invite me to dinner. I was stupid and went there. After arriving, I knew that the meal was not so delicious. Comrade Li Zhanpeng was sitting not far away and talking about something with the female secretary he hired.
"Don't you think there is anything wrong with your hat?" A Meng didn't know whether he was really stupid or fake. He came out and wore a huge straw hat. Fashion is fashionable. The problem is that everyone looks this way.
"Shut up, you can either eat or watch for me." Amon also got a telescope in his hand, which was only 3 or 4 tables away, and he could see blindly.
"Alas... this meal is eaten." I nibbled on a dry sandwich, and I don't know what bread it's made of. It's hard and very small. It's not as big as my mobile phone.
"Go to the toilet and watch it for me." Amon turned around and walked away and looked back at the door.
"Go, go." I waved to her, and then the phone rang.
"Is the mouth short?" It's Li Zhanpeng, who is waving to me.
"It hurts my mouth. If I knew it, I wouldn't come." I looked at him and sighed.
"This is a fox friend. Have you seen it? I won't do such a thing." He is quite beautiful.
"What kind of good bird do you think you are?" I took a sip of coffee, "I tell you, it's up to you, either you pay for the little actor, or you play with something real and show me, we have to look back, right? Don't cut the film like a big director. Besides, the audience is bored without any real information.
"Don't, there will be bread, will there also be ** plays?"
"Hmm, ** I'm afraid you'll go into the coffin."
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Although it took a little effort, I was still fishing out Yang Chao and others. Not only did I have to take Yang Chao home. He was taken away from the quilt at home that day and didn't bring his wallet. I don't know if I should owe him or I owe him in my previous life. What's called?
"Alas..." Yang Chao sat next to me with his head.
"Hey, can we not look unlucky?" I don't want to see him.
"Why do you think it's so difficult to make money?"
"Bulls, it's easy to earn money, and there are so many people who can work?"
"I'll find Lin Chu later, and you can get off the car by yourself." At present, Lin Chu likes to nourish his body. Gu Hai went to Hong Kong for business and specially bought some bird's nest. I gave the broken one to An Yue, half of it with Lin Chu. The main reason is that I don't like An Yue's attitude and trained Shen Lang to be a dog.
"It's inhumane." Yang Chao looked at me.
"Fight you, I'll get you if you're inhumane?? You said so. There are many ideas for making money, so Zhao San's baldness is not a fuel-efficient lamp..." I braked him and threw him on the front windshield.
"Ouch... Fish ancestors... Can we slow down?" Yang Chao sat up with his nose covered and quickly fastened his seat belt.
"Yes!" After we returned to normal driving, Yang Chao suddenly called out.
"Are you going crazy?"
"Why didn't I think of it? I didn't expect that Chen Lu dared. What did I dare?" Yang Chao excitedly asked me to stop the car and then ran away.
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Lin Chu saw the bird's nest and stewed happily. I saw that she has gained weight recently and her stomach has come out a lot. There is no such thing as a tough and handsome look, a middle-aged fat aunt.
"What do you think Yang Chao is going to do?" I'm holding Lin Chu's cushion. She has newly customized it. It looks good. I plan to go home later.
"Let's be the second master." Lin Chu just went to see the bird's nest.
"What?" I almost sprayed the drink in my mouth on her face.
"It's obvious, he said that Chen Lu dares, what does he dare? As a mistress, why doesn't he become the second master? Lin Chu drank hot tea on a hot day, which is still that kind of herbal tea.
"Aren't you hot?"
"It's not hot. I'm laying the foundation for my son."
"If you want your son, I'll give you an idea to bring Amon's big fat son. Anyway, they are getting a divorce. If they don't have children, they will leave quickly." I watched TV and laughed.
"Don't be funny. Amun said he wanted to divorce. Do you think it was divorced that time?"
"They are eager to play, don't they see themselves playing happily?"