Chapter 141 The Start of Slutty

"No fighting!"

"No girls!"

"No show of the show!"

"No..."

The day before she was about to go to Zhonghai, Yao Wei was nervously instilling her boyfriend's code of conduct to Li Weidong. Li Weidong said depressedly, "It's not that too much, is it? Of course, it's okay not to pick up girls, but if you don't fight, then if someone bullies me, won't you be allowed to fight back? As for the limelight, I have always been very low-key, okay? You didn't force me to participate in the last municipal basketball game or something.

Yao Wei said swayedly, "Of course you can get back if someone bullies you, but your kung fu is so good that I'm afraid that you will bully others. I won't let you be in the limelight because I'm afraid that you will be too ostentatious and it's best to keep a low profile. Otherwise, there are so many beautiful women in college. What if other girls like you?

"What about this one?" Li Weidong pointed to the small note full of code of conduct and couldn't stand it anymore. "Don't be too handsome, don't wear famous brands above Li Ning, and don't care about hairstyles over five yuan. Shit, at least I'm a young man in puberty, okay? Xiaoshuai can't do it. Why?"

"How about I'm your girlfriend!" Yao Wei raised her chin and said righteously, "Why are you so handsome? Let girls like you? Don't show me what you wear. In case you are too handsome to see other girls in their eyes, they can't pull it out!"

I'm down! Li Weidong rolled his eyes for a long time before he said, "What kind of theory is this? Am I like a steamed bun? Do you think I have a lot of face?"

"Okay, if you really become a steamed bun, you won't have to worry about it." Seeing that Li Weidong was very unconvinced and wanted to refute, Yao Wei blurted out as soon as she was in a hurry, "Don't you listen, do you? Well, if you dare not listen, you will never do anything with me in the future!"

"Hm? What?" Shen Lin and Xia Ruobing, who were hiding in the corner far away, were pretending to watch TV and Li Weidong's notebook. In fact, they were listening with their ears up. Hearing such a ** and floating word, he raised his head coincidentally. Yao Wei blushed all of a sudden, and Li Weidong quickly explained, "No, cough, it's really nothing."

"Cut!" The two girls despised each other. Li Weidong muttered, "Cut your hair. It's nothing in the first place. I'm still a virgin now, okay?"

Xia Ruobing's ears were sharp, and he heard it all of a sudden. He said with extreme contempt, "A virgin should be despised even more. Guarding a beautiful woman, there hasn't been anything for so long. You're not wrong with Li Weidong, are you?"

"..."

"..."

Li Weidong and Yao Wei are relatively speechless.

The next morning, the four of them drove the Chevrolet left by Hou Wanfeng and went to Zhonghai City together. Yao Wei's mother originally wanted to drive her daughter to school, but she was stopped by Secretary Yao and said that she didn't want her daughter to be too pretentious. Besides, she had been killing Chuhe Han with Li Weidong from time to time, and she was full of praise for his character. With him and his daughter, everything can be relieved.

On the contrary, a group of people came to see Li Weidong off, but his apprentice Yu Hailong took a younger brother. This man has been working hard to refine the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt. Not to mention, I don't know whether Li Weidong's random things on Baidu on the Internet are really confused or something. Yu Hailong has been beaten these days. A few days ago, he took his younger brother to smash the field. As a result, he was hit on the back by a baseball bat. It was broken into two pieces, but the oldman got up and patted the dust. He had nothing to do, which scared the other party all of a sudden. From then on, he is even more like a god to Li Weidong, and he can't wait to be the second master of Guan. At present, the master is going to college, which is naturally difficult to part with. If it hadn't been for Li Weidong's resolute attitude, he would have pulled a little brother to Zhonghai to fight the world.

Li Weidong encouraged Hailong to practice hard, can't bully good people, and wait to teach you Luohan boxing and so on. Yu Hailong's heart is in full bloom.

It's not far from Ninggang to Zhonghai, less than three hours away. When I arrived at Zhonghai University, it was just after ten o'clock in the morning. The time for them to report is relatively late, and many freshmen have been allocated dormitories. Although Li Weidong, Yao Wei and Xia Ruobing were admitted to Zhonghai together, they did not apply for a major. Yao Wei reported on business administration and Xia Ruobing's English, while Li Weidong had always been interested in mechanical engineering, so he applied for automation.

According to Xia Ruobing, of course, I don't want to live in school, but Li Weidong refused to live with her. This little girl is so angry that she wears a sexy nightdress and sway in front of him every day. For a normal man, the pain that he can't eat is simply more uncomfortable than killing his head.

In fact, Li Weidong certainly likes to move to live outside the school, but that means to be with Yao Wei, so it is necessary to appease Xia Ruobing first. Originally, with Xia Ruobing's temper, she had always been the same, but this time she didn't know why she was abnormally obedient, which made Li Weidong wonder what she was thinking.

Xia Ruobing and Yao Wei's dormitory buildings are next to each other, namely, Liushe and Bashe on the North Fourth Road in the Western District. Li Weidong carried his luggage and followed the buttocks of the two beautiful women. He thought he was very low-key, but he still found that more than N dinosaurs frequently cast unbridled eyes. Especially when Yao Wei was finally sent to the dormitory, the two were very depressed and obviously drunk. The senior sister bravely invited Li Weidong to sing karaoke, which scared Li Weidong to escape.

Li Weidong's mechanical courtyard dormitory building is in the North District. Unfortunately, this is one of the most antique dormitory buildings in Zhonghai. Although it has been changed from the original eight-person room to a four-person room, the dark and colorless walls and all kinds of lively and lovely mice, cockroaches, mosquitoes and so on all show that this building is extremely deep. Thick cultural heritage. What shocked Li Weidong's heart was that the building was obviously very soundproof, because he didn't have to concentrate too much. He could hear the humming of girls in at least two bedrooms. Judging from the vague and a little dissatisfaction, at least he has entered the wet kissing stage. .

Li Weidong's dormitory is 318, which sounds auspicious. However, as soon as Li Weidong walked in, he couldn't help shouting at me. It was not that he felt that there was something wrong with the three animals that had already moved in first, but that there was a big poster of Brother Chun pasted at his bedside.

"Old birds are usually like this," an obscene man who wears thick black-framed glasses and looks very close to the perverted murderer in a Hong Kong and Taiwan movie if he takes another art knife. Obviously, he can see that Li Weidong is not hesitant. He quickly explained, "Brother Xinchun, don't fail the subject, Brother Xinchun, you have to live forever. This is the past. The inspiration from generation to us! Amen, Brother Chun is with you.

"..." Li Weidong was speechless for a while, because he saw a line written under the poster: ward off evil spirits during the day and contraception at night.

Several animals in bed 318 are very enthusiastic. The obscene man with glasses is called Bian Hao, and he was honored as the boss of this dormitory at the cost of studying for three years. The second brother's name is Luo Xiang. As soon as he heard the accent, he was from Tianjin. He shook hands with Li Weidong and said, "Brother Chun, do you have it? Don't listen to the boss's nonsense. I haven't believed it for a long time. If you want to believe in Brother Zeng, believe in Brother Zeng, don't go out of tune, believe in Brother Zeng, take the undergraduate exam.

Li Weidong saw the first stills of blood on the head of the man's bed at a glance. Just as he was about to express his opinion, Lao San couldn't help shooting the case and said loudly, "Damn, your behavior is too despicable!" Lao Si, don't listen to him. He has been completely poisoned. Recently, there has been a small group of criminals with ulterior motives on the Internet who have launched the banner of 'Brother Zeng's real hero, Iron-blooded Stallone' in an attempt to sit on an equal footing with Brother Chun and create a situation of 'two men' and 'one brother and one brother' to subvert the indisputable fact of 'one Brother Chun'. We, the majority of Chun's followers strongly condemn and Deep anger!!! Here, on behalf of the majority of Chunge believers, I would like to reiterate once again that the position of 'one Chunge' will never change! There is only one Brother Chun in the world! Only Brother Chun is a pure man! Iron-blooded man! Any attempt to subvert the status of Chun's pure man by creating the situation of 'two men' and 'one spring and one' is unpopular! They are all doomed to failure!"

"Damn it!" The second brother robbed him of his white face and blushed and said angrily, "TMD We sometimes say that we want 'two men, one spring and one'. We just insist on 'one man, two ways', okay? Brother Zeng is like the sun shining on the earth, bringing us infinite hope and reverie. It is because of the conversion of Brother Zeng that I can successfully pass the undergraduate examination. Brother Zeng's fraternity is difficult to explain to you lay people. Shit, I'm not out of tune now. If you don't believe it, I will sing the most angel for you.

"Ill leave him alone, two SBs." The boss gave a brief and pertinent evaluation and said disdainfully, "The second brother is a broken voice. He has howled for us just now. The fourth brother, you'd better not be stimulated by this. By the way, we have read your freshman admission form. Your birthday is two months younger than that of the third brother. Don't you mind asking the fourth brother?

Li Weidong immediately said, "The second brother has no problem. Of course I have no problem."

"Damn!" The second brother Luo Xiang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't talk nonsense. We are discussing how to reply to a brain-damaged woman. This woman is full of saying that we Chinese have no quality. They won't say anything else except fuck and MB. Please help me think about it. It's the worst to curse and don't have dirty words. Is it the most cruel?

Luo Xiang's notebook is on the BBS of Zhonghai University. After looking at it, he found that the thread starter was indeed an extraordinary brain-damaged. He posted that she graduated from Zhonghai and is now in J country. He thinks that it is an elite nation, maintaining kindness and politeness, and claiming that Chinese men should be ashamed. If she has an afterlife, she hopes to be a Japanese woman. People.

There are many follow-up posts below, which are nothing more than attacking the ** of women in their family. They are all ridiculed as unqualified by the woman, and they will not scold others. It is another manifestation of the inferiority of Chinese people. Li Weidong thought for a moment and said, "If you don't bring dirty words, you have to scold, isn't it? This is easy to do." He casually replied with the second vest: Dear poster, did your mother throw away the person and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

"Damn it!" Seeing Li Weidong's words, the three brothers were speechless and said with one voice for a long time, "It's tough enough, you're awesome!"

PS: Sweat, I fell asleep sitting on the sofa! I probably drank too much wine. Let's update three thousand words today. I really can't stand it...